CHA-CHING!

You fall to your knees and start to cry like a little baby. You moan about how you'll never get to buy your little sister that "Tinkerbell costume she's always wanted". Customers in the store gather around you and start saying things like, "Oh bless his little heart! He wants to make his sister happy!" and "What an angel! Your sister is very lucky to have such a caring brother like you!". The customers in the store literally shower you with money!

This is great! Now you have more than enough money to buy the costume! Not only that, you have enough money to rent a really expensive hotel room for the night and live "the good life" for a change! So you buy the Psycho Rodeo Clown costume and just before you leave the store, you hold it up in the air to all of those people that gave you the money and you shout: "SUCKERS!!!"

So, with all this cash in your hands, you decide to hail a taxi cab. You instantly think to yourself that this taxi driver looks familiar...

I'll drive you around town for a lil' bit.

Whoah! It's Robert Deniro! Maybe they're doing a remake of the movie "Taxi Driver" and he's become a cab driver in order to do some research on the role? Who knows, but make sure you tip him WELL after the ride, because the last thing you want to do is insult the guy, right? RIGHT.

"So where do you wanna go?" he asks.

You ask him to drive you to:

• A really nice hotel!
  
• The best hooker in town!
  
• Your school so you can show everyone that Robert Deniro actually gave you a ride there!