BUNK BEDS! WEEEEE!

Jackpot! It was worth spending the few extra bucks for another bed, because now you get to enjoy sleeping on BUNK BEDS! There's nothing like the fun of having a sleep-over with a buddy when you've got bunk beds! Oh wait, you don't have a buddy. Well, you'll just have to pretend!

And that's fine by you, cuz your pretend buddy can't bitch that you called "dibs" on the top bunk. So you pretend that the Psycho Rodeo Cowboy costume is your buddy, and you let him sleep on the bottom bunk. You and your psycho clown buddy drift off to sleep shortly after.

Note: You must be losing it if you think your "costume" was actually able to "drift off to sleep". It's a COSTUME damnit! Perhaps a good night's rest will do you some good.

The next morning:

Ahhh, it's a bright new day and it's time to go to school to show off your Psycho Rodeo Clown outfit! Man, those people are going to worship the ground you walk on when they see your costume! Like a giddy school girl, you leave the Inn, hop on your GoPed, and speed off to school dressed in your Psycho Rodeo Clown outfit. On the ride there, you cause several accidents because... well, it's not every day that a person sees a PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN riding on a Go-Ped! So it's understandable that the sight would cause a lot of accidents.

So finally you arrive at school and instantly a crowd gathers around you. Everybody starts asking who you are underneath that crazy costume, and when you tell them they're all shocked! They can't believe that the same loser from the previous year has found such a kick-ass costume for this Halloween!

One snooty girl, the most popular girl in the whole school is still unimpressed though. In one of those really obnoxious valley girl accents she says, "Ewww, like, what are you supposed to be? You look stupid!". Everybody started laughing at you after she said this because... well, she IS the most popular girl in school. So anything she says MUST be cool, right? Well, it's time that you put this ditz in her place once and for all! 

You decide to:

• Scream "I'm a Psycho Rodeo Clown! Biznatch!", then proceed to give her the finger and skip out of the school while cackling with glee. 
  
• Tear off her clothes to reveal that she's really a man, just like in the movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"!
  
• Tell her you're "The Happy Vomit Clown" and vomit all over her!