Now that ditz only has one friend to turn to.

Yes indeed! It might have not worked in the Mal-Wart store, but it sure as hell worked here in your school! Everybody cheered for you and started laughing and pointing at the girl. The last time she was seen was running into the bathroom; crying and chugging down a ton of anti-depressant pills. Life is good. In a matter of seconds you've become the coolest person at your school... the Defiant Psycho Rodeo Clown!

So you've conquered your school. Half of your mission is complete. Now you must conquer Halloween by getting more candy than you ever have before. Besides, since you hardly got any candy in the past, you've gotta make up for lost time right?

You've got the rest of the day to kill, so it'd probably be a good idea to scope out some of the local neighborhoods to see which one you'd be able to get the most candy from. So you hop back onto your Go-Ped and start to drive around.

The first neighborhood you come upon looks like the Ghetto. Actually, it IS the very definition of "Ghetto". It's so "Ghetto" that Eminem wouldn't dare set foot in it!

"Yo man, stay out of the Ghetto. Watch ALF like I used to." -Eminem

But you're not gonna let a wimp like Eminem that stop you from getting good candy! It might be a poor neighborhood, but candy is something just about everyone can afford... so you opt to check it out.

You enter a rundown apartment building and the second you step foot inside it, you get an overwhelming feeling that "the shit is about to go down". And sure enough, a gang of huge men appear behind you.

"I say we kill him!", says the leader. 

"YEAH!", replies every member of the gang in perfect unison.

"I say we let him go!", you say desperately as you try to throw your voice to pass off as one of them.

"NO!", replies every member of the gang, again in perfect unison.

DAMN! You've got to act fast here... otherwise is curtains for sure!

You decide to:

• Beg that they let you have one last request, in which you will "break dance" to the song "Tequilla" that just happens to be on a nearby jukebox.
  
• Ask them "Hiya fellas! Is this the building where the big Japanimation convention is going to be held?"
  
• Try to act like a gangsta and say, "Yo, Tupac got screwed man."