Yo holmes, you like Akira too!?

Well I'll be damned! You were just trying to act like a "lost geek" in hopes of getting some sympathy from them, but it turns out that this gang is full of Akira fans. You actually HATE Akira. You couldn't give a damn how many Japanimation fans worship it, because it bored the hell out of you. But hey, at least it's gonna get you out of here alive.

All the gang members were freaking out cuz they thought you were serious about a "Japanimation Convention". They started snorting and giggling and then they started quoting lines from the movie. They asked you if you wanted to join their "Akira Fan Club". They said they needed someone to act as "Tetsuo". You're not sure who or what a "Tetsuo" is... it could be a ninja or it could be some strange asian cuisine. Either way, you sure as hell don't want to find out. 

You couldn't believe how quickly this gang turned into a bunch of nerdy, Akira-loving wimps. This definitely isn't the place to go Trick or Treating. Everyone in the building will probably be watching Akira on Halloween or they'll be pretending to act like the characters in it. Either way, they'll be far too preoccupied with their nerdy ways to notice you ringing their doorbells to ask for candy. So screw this place. In fact, screw the entire Ghetto... they're probably all Akira-loving geeks that will want you to join their clubs.

So, you hop back on your Go-Ped and head on over to the next town.

You arrive in the next town and instantly realize that it's your average, middle-class, suburban hell. Every house looks almost identical, as do all of the mindless people that are working on their lawns and gardens. You come to one house that seems to be having a strange effect on you. It's as if it's drawing you in!

What is it about this house that is drawing you near it? Have you been here before? Have you seen this house in the past? What is it!? You can't seem to figure out why this place seems so familiar, so you decide to go in and inspect.

Upon entering the house you notice that it looked a hell of a lot better from the outside. Everything inside is dusty and broken down... it's as if nobody has been in this place for 100 years. All of a sudden a tricycle rolls into the room, and it leaves a trail of blood behind it. It stops at your feet and then melts before your very eyes. "Well, that's completely normal!" you think to yourself. Before you can begin to comprehend what just happened, you hear some kids chanting "one, two, Freddy's coming for you..."

Shit! You don't know who this "Freddy" character is, but you sure as hell don't want to stick around to find out. You turn around to head for the door, only to realize that the entire house has changed! You must find your way out of here before this "Freddy" guy gets to you!

You decide to:

• Dive out of the nearest window.
  
• Try to find the front door to the house where you entered.
  
• Eat some Jell-O.