"AHH! TAKE IT!!"

Wow! After your first try, not only did you succeed, but you have gotten something much better, A little white baby to sell on the black market!

You turn to the bum. "Alright Bum, you know what to do!"

"Eat it?"

"No you banana head! I mean, you know... where do we sell it for the black market?"

"What??? WHAT!?? You assume that just because I live on the streets and not in some nice warm little house like you, that I must know about the black market??"

"No I assumed you knew about the black market because you were black." you shout back.

After more hilarious conversation with very clever and VERY funny dialogue (and even a few comical misunderstandings), you decide to screw the black market (But not literally! Oh my, wouldn't that be a wacky sight! lol!) and just sell the baby without anybody's help. You look around for potential buyers...

DO YOU...

• Sell the Child to Hollywood (who is walking out of the bar across the street).
   
• Sell the Child to the nice-looking couple walking into the adoption agency.
   
• Sell the Child to the nice Police Officer who is patrolling the sidewalk.
   
• Take the child home and raise him better than your asshole father ever could.