by: -RoG-

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It began with a satanic priest and a possessed girl who did her best to invoke the spirit of Linda Blair.

I have no memory of what happened seconds after taking this photo,
but my wallet was missing and I was puking up green fluid when I came to.

After surviving the ritual, we were allowed to enter the maze, where we saw more satanic references around every corner.

I accidentally snapped this photo and love the look this lady was giving the Satan worshipping zombie kid.
She clearly was not taking any of his shit.

Strapped into an electric chair with duct tape? Well that's one way to convert someone to your religion...

Another devotee of Satan.

It's a tough life for satanists. They really should do a better job making their religion look enjoyable.
Then again, that could probably be said for most religions.

Uh oh... we've now encountered some super-flexible crawling demon woman.

Better run before she makes us take a yoga class with her!

More Satan stuff? Check.

Wow, that's some serious sacrilege! Wasn't expecting to see that in a haunt.

Oh Satan... always with the two-headed demon spawn rituals.

Saved you for what? An electric chair caught in a fishing net? I have so many questions.

And after seeing a coffin and some discarded skulls of varying sizes, our exorcism ended.

And now it was onto my personal favorite maze of the night, Cannibal Island 3D.

Of course, this guy was standing in front of it looking for food, yet failed to notice the Baskin Robbins directly behind him.

After a fun intro where you feel like you're in a hut caught in a storm, you're released into the maze amongst angry natives.

Oh, and everything was super fluorescent and looked fantastic with our 3D glasses on.

Actually, it looked fantastic with them off too.

You can't have an island-themed haunt without some tiki torches.

I'm sure the island god appreciated this sacrifice...

...and this one.

But not this one.

These voodoo wackos sure do love their neon glow skulls, huh?

Giant flying insects. I think I saw these in The Mist.

What, no neon??

Now this was great... you had to walk across a path of bubbling lava!

Face your fears and come forth.

Your reward for walking across the lava is coming face to face with lots of jungle plant life...

...and a giant friggin' spider. Awesome.

After exiting the haunt, we noticed this big cauldron tucked into a corner.
Guess the cannibals weren't cooking up any trespassers that night.

And as our night came to an end, we were led out of Field of Screams by this super tall ghoul. Thanks, pal!

Now before we go, I promised you a video walkthrough of two of our favorite haunts, so here ya go:

Big thanks again to the awesome folks at Field of Screams for inviting us out to their Halloween haunt! If you're anywhere within driving distance of Lake Elsinore, there's still time to check 'em out this season. If you do, say hey to ol' Sparky for me!

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