by: -RoG-
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KING OF PIRATES! UNLEASH THE BEAST! Now do you see why I love these things?
I wouldn't
leave cookies out for this Santa. I'd bolt the door and sit by the
fireplace
with a shotgun to make sure that crazy jolly bastard didn't enter my
house.
I don't
know what the "Rules of the Game" are, but
apparently they involve robots and lightning bolts.
An indian boy riding a pig. Sounds like a "party" to me!
Another
one of my favorites. A pack of wolves with bloody mouths? Why?
BECAUSE THEY ATE SOME POOR WOMAN'S FINGERS! AWESOME!
See? Even the classic horror flicks and gangster flicks have a home on these labels.
Hot Giraffes? I've never been so turned on in my entire life. And I don't even know how the hell Kong turned the Empire State Building into a rocket that could fly over the Statue of Liberty but goddamn, somebody needs to put that in a movie!
None better than mad rat? I would disagree, but I don't want to make it even angrier.
WHOOPEE!
My friends, these two labels are the very definition of BADASS.
And let's not forget mighty Sheba... Queen of the Scuttlebomb!
More pirates... ya can't go wrong with pirates.
The black
bat one is really nice looking, but what's up with the Geo'gia Cracker
one?
That's not just some puny firecracker, that hillbilly is gonna get blown
to bits!
And they say video games are a bad influence on kids?
Oh my fireworks have a rendezvous alright... a rendezvous in OUTER SPACE.
I'm sure the Thunder of Orion makes wonderful music too....
Can't leave you hanging without showing at least one crazed animal and a ninja.
Superman just might have to attack these sparklers with a super-lawsuit.
(thanks to Chris
Wahlberg for submitting this picture)
When a thunder-goddess rides toward you on her golden chariot
with a flaming horse, you can pretty much kiss your ass goodbye.
(thanks to Ash for submitting this picture)
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Reader Comments
OLD COMMENTS:
Made me think of The Punisher.
Oh, and what the hell is up with that Unicorn pack?
It looks like some weird dog-dragon hybrid.
That can't be good.
No sir.
Use enthused in a Sentence
–verb (used without object) 1.to be or become enthusiastic; show enthusiasm: All the neighbors enthused over the new baby.
–verb (used with object) 2.to cause to become enthusiastic.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/enthused
If dictionary.com isnt good enough for you here is the Merriam-Websters page on it.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enthused
isnt
Originally Posted by Dungeonbrownies View Post
Yesh, moar =D but kinda one issue, i dont wanna be a dick about this... but enthused isnt a word. though if its in the pickledictionary, ill gladly add it to mine. anyways, yea i love these things! its weird though how so how much of it is unrelated to what it does. the only ones that actually look like the art are those lil snakes, the ones that whistle, and a few fountains shaped like the pictured image (ie, the Tanks and those lil volcanoes)
en⋅thuse /ɛnˈθuz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [en-thooz] Show IPA verb, -thused, -thus⋅ing.
Use enthused in a Sentence
–verb (used without object) 1.to be or become enthusiastic; show enthusiasm: All the neighbors enthused over the new baby.
–verb (used with object) 2.to cause to become enthusiastic.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/enthused
If dictionary.com isnt good enough for you here is the Merriam-Websters page on it.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enthused
(Golden Shower? That totally belongs on engrish.com!)
My wife saw the golden showers pic with me and said that would definitely belong in an adult novelty store though she and I would question the sanity of whoever decided to buy that.