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Knott's Berry Farm's 37th Annual Halloween Haunt! Knott's Scary Farm 2009!
by: -RoG-

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Ah, the joys of black lights.


Clowny clown got stabbed in the eye.


Again, with the 3D glasses on, this thing looked crazy and jumped right out at you.


I think it was some kind of clown-pig-devil hybrid, but in this fog, who can be sure?


AM NOT!


On this particular evening I learned something new:
Clowns enjoy sniffing the asses of their fellow clowns. Eugh.


I believe the clown was asking him if he wanted his dreads dyed bright red. I'm pretty sure he was down with the idea.


The Dia De Los Muertos 3D maze!


Maze Rules: NO HAVING FUN.


That's a huge noggin!


Mmm... 3D fish.


No thanks man, you can keep the severed hand... I'm just here to buy some peppers.


3D TABASCO SIGN HORROR!


Until death do they part. Ok, so I guess they can go their separate ways now.


Let's get some drinks in 3D!


The only drink they had to offer was neon paint, so I had to pass.


The Dia De Los Muertos cemetery setting was fantastico!


I could've stayed in this room all night.


Attacked in 3D!


The same attack, but with the lights on!


This ancient statue has just put a curse on you. A curse that requires you to look at
more Halloween pictures and then donate hundreds of dollars to this web site.

There are more Knott's Halloween Haunt pics to see!
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blood_panther blood_panther is offline
Baron Von Snugglemittens
Oct 5th, 2009, 04:10 AM
those balloons looked awesome!
greenimp greenimp is offline
grants but one wish
Oct 5th, 2009, 07:43 AM
regarding the crazy wallpaper man, on the contrary, it would be even MORE of a surprise to have this person jump out at you from the bushes rather then the maze where you would look out for his ilk
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Oct 5th, 2009, 08:17 AM
Mmmmm... I do love In-N-Out Burger. Can they make it animal-style at Knott's?
Doctor_Who Doctor_Who is offline
Last of the Time Lords
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:11 AM
Ah, an evil clown chasing a little girl with a hammer. Can there be any image that better exemplifies the Halloween spirit?
stevetothepast stevetothepast is offline
Esq.
Oct 5th, 2009, 10:11 AM
Looks like somebody has a case of the monday's.
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
Oct 5th, 2009, 12:52 PM
Why did the Wolfman have knee pads?
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Oct 5th, 2009, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Why did the Wolfman have knee pads?
Oh, those are the "skidders". They run around the park and when they see somebody they think they could scare, they run really fast and slide on their knees (while making parking and loud noises) right up to them. It really freaks out some people heheh.
Kissarmy4life Kissarmy4life is offline
Forum Virgin
Oct 5th, 2009, 08:46 PM
Was that really cotton candy on the wall? if so, i bet that was fun to get off the wall
iforgotthename iforgotthename is offline
Hypnotic Swirling Colors
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:40 PM
That one doll with the spider legs was defenintly from Toy Story, and totally fit in there. Weird thing is, just this weekend I saw both Toy Story movies in 3D.
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Hypnotic Swirling Colors
Oct 5th, 2009, 09:42 PM
Oh wait was it missing an eye RoG? Because, if it was,than I'm right.
PoGo PoGo is offline
The face of trapped wind.
Oct 6th, 2009, 03:57 AM
That doll factory part was really awesome. I sort of wish I had a room like that in my house, but then again I'm kind of a weirdo.
Outside of that, the rest of it doesnt seem my cup 'o tea. I dont do well in haunted house-amusement park situations. I get jumpy and when I get jumpy I get punchy.
There would just be a lot of flailing and angry employees.
Relaxing Dragon Relaxing Dragon is offline
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Oct 6th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Man, I would've loved to watch a clown chase a girl around with a giant mallet (though I guess that would teeter on mean depending on the age of said girl). Southern California gets all the cool stuff this time of year. I'll need to move down there once it stops being on fire all the time.
Jaimas Jaimas is offline
Forum Chaos Lord
Oct 7th, 2009, 12:23 AM
The Monster Truck Hearse makes me feel complete.
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Old Ninja
Oct 7th, 2009, 04:27 PM
I live in Canada near Toronto, and as a result this year after a long and terrible pause I am going back to Canada's Wonderland Halloween Haunt. It's going to be like this I think. I'm gonna take so many pics.
caffman caffman is offline
Strange blob from beyond
Oct 8th, 2009, 11:22 AM
$8 for a FUNNEL CAKE!!!! Jesus zombie christ, last time I went to California (a while ago may I say) they were $2!
However it does sadden me that I'm not going to Florida this year for Halloween :-(
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
Oct 8th, 2009, 03:13 PM
Cotton candy on the walls? That's sort of clever. Wish I could've seen all the stuff in it's 3D glory though.
A Bad Enough Dude A Bad Enough Dude is offline
Presidential Procurer
Oct 8th, 2009, 09:02 PM
I wish I lived anywhere near anything remotely interested in Halloween.
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Oct 13th, 2009, 12:44 AM
Looks like you had a blast Rog. I wouldn't mind visiting it one day.
Ken Hart Ken Hart is offline
Forum Virgin
Oct 14th, 2009, 12:13 AM
This gets me really excited for Halloween Horror Nights up in Orlando. Going on Thursday!

Also, I kinda hope Bill and Ted lynch the Twilight guy...
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