by: -RoG-
I recently took a little day trip to Olvera Street here in Los Angeles. In addition to being the oldest area in L.A., it's pretty much the epicenter of all things awesomely Mexican. Whether you're going there for a Dia De Los Muertos or Cinco de Mayo celebration, some tasty victuals, piñatas, pottery, or some hilarious bootleg toys, Olvera Street is guaranteed to entertain. I took plenty o' photos while I was there, so today I'd like to share with you a little bit of what I saw. On with the show...
When you first arrive, it just looks like a few carts selling food and novelties.
He left before I could snap a photo, but there was a kid who could play a mean accordion right in front of this big tree.
If you want a photo of yourself riding a life-sized stuffed donkey, Olvera Street is definitely the place for you.
I should've bought a poncho.
And here be the oldest building in Los Angeles. Considering how old it is, it's in pretty damned good shape if you ask me.
The first of many bootleg toy packs. I'm pretty sure The Incredibles never teamed up with the Incredible Hulk.
It's true! THIS IS BATMAN! HE WILL CATCH ALL BADDY!!
Another great thing about the bootleg toy packages is they'll use random artwork from movies and other unrelated toys.
Notice the package describes this set as: "Spiderman & Superman & Hulk & The Naruto & Batman & Ironman."
It's good to know that Buzz Lightyear will lend a hand when the Incredible Hulk can't handle things.
Gotta love the random photo of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Raphael, on the package too.
Super Special Heroes indeed!
Octo-Spidey??? I'm no huge comic fan, but I'm pretty sure that's not his name.
"ALL WARRIORS IS SUPER JUSTICE!"
If you fall for this blatantly obvious gag, you don't deserve to be shocked... you served to be electrocuted.
Hooray for generic Power Rangers!
Ginni the self-proclaimed "best welcome gift for the children". It's a fact, so don't even try arguing it.
Poo with a flaming mohawk never looked so adorable.
I'm pretty sure that koala bear wants to murder somebody... or already has.
As you can see, I was in luchador heaven.
So many Mexican wrestling masks...
...oh so many
...er
...ok that's more like it. Spidey was a damned good wrestler in case you didn't know. Just ask BONESAW!
NOT a lucha mask!
This is the mask I decided to take home. It's so pretty... oh so pretty.
Well, it is pretty until I put it on. Then it's just scary. Even better.
Baskets filled with switchblade knife combs and rubber snakes. Sometimes the world really is an awesome place.
There's still more to see from Olvera Street!
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Reader Comments
The packaging for all the knockoff superheroes and Power Rangers (because they surely can't count as actual superheroes) are among the greatest things I've seen.
And, by the way, I am damn sure that the Beastly Fist Corops package has a mistake with the spelling of the name... I can see it says Beastly FLst Corps.
As for the InterChangeRobot Convoy, well who knows! Maybe his name is Transfo after all.
And fantastic article, by the by, really funny stuff.
Silver, hehe yeah I think it is spelled incorrectly as "FLst Corps". Even better!
HowardC, yeah I actually reviewed one of the Optimus Prime Japanese "Convoy" toys a while back... the Optimus Prime Pepsi Convoy to be exact! Check it out.
The k.o Convoy looks like an extremely goofy Motormaster with Menasaurs head attached.
But when you think about it, "Transfo" is actually pretty clever. Any kid looking at it will think it's the word "Transformers" covered up by the truck, and that they should buy it because Transformers are cool. But when Hasbro sues the company for violating their copyright they can just look all innocent and say "What? This toy is clearly named 'Transfo'". And while the truck on the front may look like Optimus, it could just be a truck. No way to prove otherwise.
Now I'm not certain if these toys were produced by devious masterminds of infringement, or if they just got lucky.
From now on, I'll consider Mr. Incredible, Raphael, Naruto, and Buzz members of the Justice League!
Actually, after "Final Crisis" (which I didn't read) they very well could be!
Also, love how "Super-Warrior: Ninja-force" featured all the "Turbo" Power Rangers (Or "Carranger", in Japan).
except the chess set, that looked pretty cool
DarkfireTaimatsu: are you sure? a crab bag sounds like something i'd rather avoid...
By the way, the Spider-Man that is on the first photo depicting a bootleg toy pack seems to be so shocked about the "Catch all baddy" line that he is just staring to it in disbelief.
I want one of those Luchador masks.
and not to sound like an anime nerd or anything but they even got the wrong naruto generation in there.
And yeah, I kinda wish that it would be easier for American and Japanese comics companies to arrange crossovers with each-other. Because, if only Marvel and DC would team-up with Shônen Jump, I would love to see Naruto fighting alongside those guys.
(Although X-Entertainment already reviewed the bootleg toys)
RoG, I salute you.
I love how they colored Spidey's eyes black with silver around them in the Naruto package, instead of the other way... looks like he's stoned.
Elite Ranger: The four on the left look like Dino Thunder/Abaranger (especially the white one). Can't tell on the other two, too much glare (but the silver one looks like Titanium Ranger, possibly, from Lightspeed Rescue).
I think I picked up some "Super Warrior Ninja Force" figures at recently-mentioned supermarket, though they looked slightly differently designed.
Another thing about skeleton ZZ Top: They have an extra guitarist!
I definitely want one of those fortune teller reapers.
Beastly FLst Corps: Jungle Fury/Gekiranger knockoff.
So... are the Transformable Robots called "A Tower of Strength" and "Steel General"?
Vader t-shirt definitely looks cool, as has been said.
The unicorn's plastered with Mystic Force/Magiranger artwork, but I don't recognize it from any of the shows.
Very funny post, reminds me of the mass garage sale articles (which I always get a good laugh out of whenever I re-read them).