Our in-depth look into the madness of Mexican Monografias continues.
If you missed the last one all about
alcoholism,
be sure to check it out first! Otherwise, it's time to move forth and
educate ourselves once again!

LA PROSTITUCIÓN!
Today's monografia is all about prostitution. Who says you can't find
good stuff in the basement of an art gallery, eh? Let's take a gander
at each of the panels from this latest monografia to see what lessons
we can learn. Once again, I'll do my best to translate them as
accurately as possible.

"Make sure you look over your selection carefully before spending
your hard-earned cash. If you want a she-male, make sure that
he/she does have breasts and a penis. Settle for nothing less."

"Prostitution has dated back thousands of years. Originally,
prostitutes
weren't paid in cash, but instead were rewarded with a strange dance
in
which the male would balance on one foot while holding a hot dog
impaled
on a candle stick. Later on, prostitutes realized cash would be
better."

"Before you become a prostitute, you must
get a permission slip from your doctor."

"Supporting prostitution is the only way you can avoid
contracting diseases such as gonorrhea and genital herpes."

"If your friend Johnny is enjoying the male stripper more
than the female one, chances are he's gay."

"Support prostitutes and the ladies will love you no matter how ugly
you are."

"Remember prostitutes: if you don't bring in enough cash for your
pimp daddy, he may have to break out THE BELT and learn you
real good."

"Milk Maids are among the highest paid prostitutes.
Unfortunately, they get knocked up real easily too."

"Infants enjoy being prostitutes when they're told that
'it's just a game in which you must gobble the angry
tube-demon before it destroys the whole world.'"
Alright,
that's all for the Mexican monografia posters about prostitution. So
are you ready to learn more? Then it's time to look into
DRUG ADICCIÓN!
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