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Now this is a
frightful scene...these are aliens from another world, they
frequent the raves. Notice how much smaller these humanoid creatures are
compared to the real humans. The alien to the left is disguised as a
mannequin, she is starting to force a probe into the poor saps mouth in front of her to test the
amount of idiocy this creature contains. The one in the middle signaling to the
mothership to start the attack on this pathetic
celebration. The alien to the right is taking a great pleasure in readying
this blond-haired chap for a head crushing! Poor poor raving fools... |
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| Look at all these morons. Laughing it up having a good time. Lucky for us, after this
photo was taken, the boy in the middle unleashed a satanic power and slaughtered every
living rave bloke in the room! Mad props for the devil! |
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This poor sod has a problem. He has a sickness common to these raves called
"imafuckingmoron-itus". This sickness is brought about by ingestion of a certain
concoction of chemicals that are frequently used in certain drugs that ravers use. One of the
horrible symptoms of this is shown in the picture above. His arms are stuck, raised at head level.
Unfortunately he won't live but a few hours...the fingers that are sticking out will rapidly
expand until they are touching his head, they will then slowly crush his skull and his
little raver brain. But all is not lost. During this process the brain turns into
a glowing gelatinous ooze that's fun to spread on clothing and skin! |
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| This young brother has the right idea...he's hailing a taxi so he can get the hell out of
there. You can see it in his eyes "these people are idiots". Seems the
Asian boy to the left has the same idea...I hope they get
away... that guy in the background is possessed and is
closing in on them! RUN!!! Sadly, they don't realize that they are still indoors, and hailing a taxi probably won't work from there. Then again, they probably don't
understand this. They're probably "seeing taxis" anyway. Guess the
possessed guy is gonna get 'em after all! |
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| Some
Indians would get a new feather for each time they
killed a man. This guy however, jabs feathers into his
skull for each time he gets on high on life! |
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| Is
it Mardi Gras here or somethin? I don't fuckin think
so. What the hell is wrong with this person? Despite
what the t-shirt says, it's NOT all good. You look
like a complete moron, kid! Even the guy in the back
is keeping his distance from this loser! Guess he's
worried that he'll catch whatever disease has infected
this kid to make him want to dress up like a complete
moron. |
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| Oh
no! Call EMS! Another idiot has passed out! Obviously
she's got the mask over her face, so she had a little
bit too much of that VICS VAPORUB for one night!
They're carrying her out to bring her to the hospital.
But don't worry, her friend in the yellow shirt is
there to save her! Why, she's doing chest compressions
already to keep her breathing! Only problem is, you
don't do chest compressions on a person's
STOMACH!!!!!!!!! The only thing she's going to do now
is vomit all over your bright yellow shirt and/or
choke to death on her own vomit. Good job, Einstein... |
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"Friends
don't let friends do drugs and play Twister™ by
themselves" |
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This
guy is just too happy to see you.
Ok, I really don't even need to comment on this one! |
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No that isn't the peace symbol they are doing! Their figure gestures, are actually standing for "V,"! (yes, the tv show) Yes, the truth is out; ravers are actually obnoxious aliens from another planet that are going to take over the Earth! This photo only proves it as this girl is actually transforming into a hideous beast-like form. This is only possibly because of the
I-Mockery particle beam that is being fired in the background to expose them. They walk amongst you! Join the revolution! |
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This poor, dumb, bastard slipped into a psychosis that many ravers experience. He's so drugged out that all of a sudden thinks that he's in World War I in the pits and being doused with mustard gas from the Austrians!
Apparently he also thinks he's wearing handcuffs. Poor
por raver boy... |
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In this picture, Bob, Tony, and Hal are overwhelmed with a humongous overdose of ecstasy at a rave in Cleveland. But because of the lack of interested women, Bob started going into seizures while grabbing his own genitalia repeatedly. While Tony, overly excited to see his friend in this state, pretended Bob was a woman and started to grab his breast. Hal, was just happy to sit there and watch. |
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"Damn these
raves are so stupid I need to check
my pulse to see if I haven't died of boredom yet!" |
