on any of the pictures below to enlarge!
This handy-dandy gun is filled with the glowing liquid
that is found in "Glow Sticks"! Now you can
squirt your fellow ravers! And don't forget kids,
"aim for the eyes for the ultimate high!"
No longer do you idiots have to waste your energy
sucking on a bong, this baby does all the work for
you! Just press down on the pump and those precious
fumes are jettisoned directly up towards your head!
Want a new way to experience XTC? Well you've just
found it! The funnel high comes with a highly
concentrated form of LIQUID XTC. Simply pour the XTC
into the funnel and walla, instant XTC gratification!
And you gotta admit, when you wear this, you look DAMN
What better way to act like a complete jackass then
with a set of gargantuan arms that are sure to get in
the way of everyone who is dancing around you? As you
can see, these arms can extend like a mofo! Be the
envy of your friends, act like a crazy Plastic Man!
ULTIMATE GLOW STICK!™
Ok, no more messing around. This is the biggest
friggin' Glow Stick you will EVER find! Not only is it
the biggest, but it's guaranteed to last forever! Why?
Because it's not filled with the normal glowing liquid
found in most glow sticks. This puppy is filled with
100% pure nuclear waste! That's right! You can hold
this big fella next to one of your friends and they
will start glowing within seconds too! A must have for
anyone that is a HARDCORE RAVER!
Ever feel like wearing one Visor just wasn't enough?
Well, we are proud to introduce the TRI-VISOR!™
Three Visors that fit anyone of any size, wear 'em in
whatever ways you can possibly imagine! Then you can
laugh at all the Ravers that think they're "the
shiznit" because they've got only ONE visor! Be a
for those of you looking for some REAL products that
we actually sell:
ALL BEEN ASKING FOR IT! NOW IT'S HERE!
ANTI-RAVE GEAR! T-SHIRTS, SWEATSHIRTS, MUGS, AND
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