Raver Products.

On this page we decided to try and help all you Ravers out there! We have created a few products of our own that we think will make your raving experience even more enjoyable!
If you have a product you would like us to add to this page, please send your suggestion to antirave@i-mockery.com or just fill out our contact form and we just might make it for you!

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THE GLOW GUN!™ This handy-dandy gun is filled with the glowing liquid that is found in "Glow Sticks"! Now you can squirt your fellow ravers! And don't forget kids, "aim for the eyes for the ultimate high!"	THE PUMP-O-BONG!™ No longer do you idiots have to waste your energy sucking on a bong, this baby does all the work for you! Just press down on the pump and those precious fumes are jettisoned directly up towards your head!
THE FUNNEL HIGH!™ Want a new way to experience XTC? Well you've just found it! The funnel high comes with a highly concentrated form of LIQUID XTC. Simply pour the XTC into the funnel and walla, instant XTC gratification! And you gotta admit, when you wear this, you look DAMN cool!	EXTENDO-ARMS!™ What better way to act like a complete jackass then with a set of gargantuan arms that are sure to get in the way of everyone who is dancing around you? As you can see, these arms can extend like a mofo! Be the envy of your friends, act like a crazy Plastic Man!
THE ULTIMATE GLOW STICK!™ Ok, no more messing around. This is the biggest friggin' Glow Stick you will EVER find! Not only is it the biggest, but it's guaranteed to last forever! Why? Because it's not filled with the normal glowing liquid found in most glow sticks. This puppy is filled with 100% pure nuclear waste! That's right! You can hold this big fella next to one of your friends and they will start glowing within seconds too! A must have for anyone that is a HARDCORE RAVER!	THE TRI-VISOR!™ Ever feel like wearing one Visor just wasn't enough? Well, we are proud to introduce the TRI-VISOR!™ Three Visors that fit anyone of any size, wear 'em in whatever ways you can possibly imagine! Then you can laugh at all the Ravers that think they're "the shiznit" because they've got only ONE visor! Be a radical Raver!
And for those of you looking for some REAL products that we actually sell: YOU'VE ALL BEEN ASKING FOR IT! NOW IT'S HERE! ANTI-RAVE GEAR! T-SHIRTS, SWEATSHIRTS, MUGS, AND MOUSEPADS! CLICK FOR INFO!