Post Yer Picture Here...

[Les Waste]

OMG

Almost a exactly a year ago (it was February 12th) I shaved my head. I did it because my hair was waaaaaaay too long, and instead of paying for a $7, I thought I would save money by just lopping it all off. It was probably a big mistake :(

It took forever. It was really hard to get it all off. And then I looked like Marlon Brando in Apacolypse Now.

:(

[Rev. Danno]

That's my Birthday...
http://photo5.matchnet.com/beta/2003/02/06/16126711.jpg

[punkgrrrlie10]

It's amazing the lengths you go to do something when you are bored.

http://www.spacepotato.com/nsb/Trish.jpg

[FS]

If Roger's rubber-faced, then Proto's at least... clay-faced. :eek

[sadie]

i liked it poofy. :(

[Protoclown]

Damn!! I finally get to an opinion that matters (that of a pretty lady :love) and it's too fucking late! :tear

Actually, I think it DOES look a lot better really short.

[sadie]

i'm not much into externalities. hair. no hair. whatever.

[mburbank]

Hey Proto! There's hope! She doesn't care about 'externalities'!!

"Hair, no hair"

could just as easily be

"Johnson. No Johnson"


And I said all that so I could pose this Ethics puzzler: To Wit;

Is it all right to make a really easy and possibly painful dirty joke at a firends expense that you don't mean at all but feel strongly compelled to make becuase it's easy and dirty?

Moreover, am I gay becuase I use expresions like 'to wit' and 'moreover'?

[sadie]

ethics puzzler answer: yes. always.

gay question answer: no. but those wet dreams starring "naldo" do.

[glowbelly]

do what?

[sadie]

:lol
hi karen. i've missed talking with you.

[Protoclown]

ME TOO :(

[glowbelly]

i don't like talking anymore

[Bod]

A couple of years old, but my faves:
http://www.considerablypunk.ic24.net/OnBeach.jpg

http://www.considerablypunk.ic24.net/the_ugliest_4.jpg

http://www.considerablypunk.ic24.net/cws4.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

I'm the kat on the left.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:fwAG2yatuuYC:www.mnment.com/pics/70s-costumes.jpg




Oh, good ol amateur pornos. Ahh, good times.

[sadie]

bodlet, those pictures are begging for captions.

[Anonymous]

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/ninja_sketti.jpg

ninja cook :love






http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/rehead2.jpg

[Tropical]

so how's tai kwan do? Mistar White belt

[James]

What is up with Rog's hair? :eek

[mburbank]

IS ROGER PRINCE VALIANT OR LOUSIE BROOKS?!?!?

[Mockery]

What is up with Rog's hair?

http://www.lowfrequency.com/misc/london/rog-martin.jpghttp://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/ninja_sketti.jpg

Uh it's... dark? It hasn't changed since before I left for London.

What I find funny is that nobody even commented on the freaky pic o' Doopa, yet me stirring a pot of spaghetti in my Tae Kwon Do uniform is BIG NEWS. :P

[Helm]

Rog should let his hair grow longer.

Oh, another thing.
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif http://www.sylpher.com/helm/proto.gif

edit: assuming

[Protoclown]

Well, if we'd known it was only spaghetti, it wouldn't have been BIG NEWS. :(


HOLY SHIT!!! HELM!!! THAT FUCKING RULES!!!! :love

[James]

It just looks different in that pic.

And Helm, that does indeed fucking rule.

[Ninjavenom]

Say, what IS with the pic of doopa?

[James]

Doopa has a washcloth and Slinky fetsih. ;)

[Anonymous]

I am just doing this: ;)

[Pub Lover]

& I am just doing this: :wank

[FS]

I know I can't say this, not being a woman, but Doopa has awesome lips. :rave

[Blackjack]

Everyone should see this pic again:

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/social7.jpg

:rock

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pic/ozzreturn1.txt

:sigh

[McClain]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Boigah/seveneleven3.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

http://ninjablood.tripod.com/considering.txt

Old one from the summer. Hair's still short.

[Anonymous]

Someone out there has a picture of me, but I don't know who. Or if they still have it.

[Protoclown]

Oh, that would be me. I have it hanging up in my shower, and I gaze at it longingly when...well, you know.

[FS]

I think I saw Boogie in a group picture of one of the Mock Meets. It's probably in Thread Backups of the old board.

Funny. I expected him to be 7 ft tall, have a huge beard and always wear some kind of hat.

...or was that Abe Lincoln?

[James]

It was Gandalf. :eek

[glowbelly]

:love http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/imockcon/drboogie2.jpg:love

[James]

WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOWBELLY!

[Ninjavenom]

OMG
Now all my hopes of boogie looking like his vampire avatar are ruined. :(

[Zomboid]

OMG
Now all my hopes of boogie looking like his vampire avatar are ruined. :(

Undead sword fighter is different from vampire >:

[Captain Robo]

http://www.larrypepli.com/robotics/build/IMG_1508.jpg

Me with a glue gun...

Dangerous is Robo.

[James]

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SEMI-DOWN SYNDROME! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rongi]

That's the ugliest prick with a glue gun I've ever seen :(

[Anonymous]

if you're friends with P, well then you're friends with me
if you're down with P, well then you're down with me

:(

[Protoclown]

I didn't know you liked The Rentals! :eek

[Captain Robo]

Rongi's picture is too ugly for the internet :(

[Les Waste]

The new computer kiosks they put in the Student Union have webcams. I was there today because I had to see the campus attorney in the student legal services office (:lol) and I decided to take a picture of myself.

I was too fucking lazy to crop out the shit on the sides. Deal with it. >:

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/snapshot.txt

in the background you can see parts of the newly renovated $20 million student union I never, ever use except to visit lawyers >:

I'm getting dangerously pale :(

[Protoclown]

I hope that Chojin got that picture or that somebody else did and will give it to him.

[Rongi]

Rongi's picture is too ugly for the internet :(

Nah, I don't have a scanner or a web cam. But obviously your picture was, since you edited it out :).

[James]

I Robo would pull a Robo and remove the pic, so I have it saved. I'm going to have lots of fun with it. :)

[GnrySgtHartman]

That is fucking disgusting dude.

[MUSTACE BANDIT]

GIVE IT A BIG MUSTACHE.

I WOULD PERSONALLY BUT HE PULLED THE DAMN PIC.

[Ninjavenom]

I didn't get to see the damn thing. :/

[Protoclown]

What I found most amazing about it was the fact that he was WALKING ON THE WALL. 8-)

[Les Waste]

Apparently, Robo has not yet mastered the photo imaging technique of "rotate image 90 degrees clockwise."

:(

[Daphne]

http://members.rogers.com/declanmcauley/da.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/declanmcauley/da2.jpg

I got one of those weird Polaroids, that takes tiny pics that double as stickers, for free I took these before I got bored with it.

[James]

NO ASIAN MEN? :tear

[Daphne]

I'm wearing clothes!

[James]

That was your first mistake! :(

[FS]

:SPACECAT
http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/spacecat.jpg

It's not a picture of me... but I took it. So it's my picture. And I'm posting it here. In this thread. 8)

[Skulhedface]

[edit: Pic removed. Had ex in it. Bitter as hell. Looking back, I took it too personal. So I'll remember that if I get around to posting more.

Luv, Skulhedface :) ]

[Anonymous]

And who the fuck are you, again?

[James]

At first I thought you kissed your girlfriend, and got lipstick on your mouth. Then I noticed she had no lipstick on...

So why the fuck are your lips bright pink?

[Skulhedface]

bite them for 21 years. See how raw your lips end up. Which, I might add, actually makes them red (some of us have worse habits.)

And I admit I'm a newbie, OK? But I guess I'm being singled out because I don't see anyone else getting half as fucking scrutinized as I am.

Hateful, hateful, hateful.. But I guess the most wonderful part is the guy that was all up my ass about GWAR being cool and then going to another thread and bashing the shit out of me. Blind hatred is fun!

[Anonymous]

Could you cry about it? Thanks.

[Skulhedface]

I could, but whining is best left to all you exclusive types who are all just too cool for me. :D

Either that, or someone shit in your cereal. Just a hunch.

Oh well. I forgot, exclusivity is what made high school so fun. Because we were all too narrow-minded to welcome anyone else's opinion.

Or we were just making feeble attempts to be witty.

Apply this any way you want. And I look forward to the next scathing remark. But why should I get bent out of shape? Bitter high schoolers were always that way.

[Anonymous]

It's funny that you mention highschool. Because you are gay.

[Skulhedface]

Wow! A "gay" response! How intelligent! How poised with wit and ironic connotation and overtones!

In other words, exactly what I expected.

Must be nice to know you proved me right ::smiles::

[Skulhedface]

Oops, I forgot...

How embarassing it must be to have been one-upped by a newb. Shucks.

Maybe if you didn't have the proverbial stick jammed up the proverbial sphincter, this thread could've been a little more pleasant. How shortsighted of you. But then, I admit myself, bitterness is fun, but there's a difference between funny bitterness ("Maybe you should go crawl away and slink back into your cubby now") and just plain desperate, embarassing bitterness ("You're gay")

::takes a bow::

[Anonymous]

Skulhedface I bet you like malted milkshakes don't you!

[noob3]

look at me im skulhedface

ill tape like this okay

because im skulhedface and this is how i type because im gay

[Skulhedface]

lol more "gay" responses.

All I can ask is, preoccupied much?

Preoccupation with a subject or word in response to an argument and subsequent obsession with said topic often are signs of an underlying surge of such feelings, laying dormant until ultimately released.

Now, if you're far along enough in high school to understand what that means, you know it applies to you. That's all you need to know.

Now, just to save the next poster a little brain power (since it seems a few of you need to save all you can get) I'll throw in the next "insult retort" post for free.

"Hey Skulhed, your dumb, uh huh huh. And gay. And I fuckd ur muther. She was good. Huh huh. Now can you help me tie my shoes? Oh yea and u suk."

[Anonymous]

You should enter a joke-getting contest. :)

*fag

[Skulhedface]

and yes, malted milkshakes are cool. Although you can't get 'em around here anymore.

On a side note, they tore down our Dairy Queen to put in a new strip bar.

[Anonymous]

I knew it! :)

[Anonymous]

That is fantastic. Could you tell us more about your personal life and surroundings? :)

[noob3]

What the fuck? Does he live in the middle of nowhere trucker shithole, or something?

[Anonymous]

Shhh! We're about to find out! :)

I love learning about new people! That's what the internet's for! :)

[Skulhedface]

Well, I'll play along then. Might as well humor the children ;D

This town is FAR from being a trucker shithole. In fact, with Mardi Gras being next week, I'd rather be in the sticks. Traffic in this town is going to be New York level next week. But then, it could be worse. I could be in New Orleans proper, which of course only means the Girls Gone Wild crew is undoubtedly going to be there next week.

Anything else before I push the Cynical Asshole button again?

[Anonymous]

You know what? It's just easier to call you stupid.

[Skulhedface]

Easier, yes, but nowhere near accurate.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be leaving you in the verbal dust, so to speak.

Don't you get tired from trying so hard? I'd think if I had a brain as thick as a coconut, just holding it up sitting at the computer would give me a helluva migraine.

Kudos for trying, though.

Until next time :lurker

[Skulhedface]

and of course, it is easier, but you shouldn't make downplay your best efforts like that. I know such witticisms as "You're stupid" require you to actually think and use those god damn pesky motor functions of yours, but again, kudos.

:boohoo

[Anonymous]

Otherwise, I wouldn't be leaving you in the verbal dust, so to speak.

lol

[Les Waste]

Skulhedface, here's some advice for you:

1. Stop making multiple posts in a row. At least edit the old ones, or something.

2. Stop asserting how obviously you are winning an argument, especially when it's not even an argument. People are just calling you stupid and you're writing long rebuttals to "You're stupid" or "You're gay."

3. Stop assuming that every time someone says "Shut up" or "You're stupid," it is a deep and personal attack against you.

4. STFU, N00B >: >:

[Skulhedface]

Point well taken. Constructive criticism is a little easier to digest.

And as far as the multiple posts, often I think faster than I can react, so something I mean to put onto the last one gets thrown in elsewhere. I'll try to work on that.

Meanwhile (now I feel like a comic book narrator) The reason I am so longwinded in these replies is because A. It's fun, B. It's ENTERTAINMENT, and C. It's all in the spirit of "mockery".

I guess the last thing I should add, though, is that I notice (and this is where the 'verbal arguments' come up, is that when I post, I usually post in response to the ORIGINAL QUESTION, then I have some 'exclusive' dicknail yell about how what I'm saying is (irrelevant, stupid, gay, etc.) So... Again, I'm SORRY this came out just as long as the others, but I felt the need to clarify something.

In other words... I was never offended. I might've been caught slightly off-guard, but when I walk away from the computer, I'm not sitting there thinking "I need to find this person, rip their eyeballs out and do unmentionable things with the sockets", I'm walking away thinking "That was kind of fun, but some people just don't get it, they take themselves WAY too seriously."

I imagine someone might counterpost this, saying "stfu" or "Who are you to talk about taking things seriously?" Just remember these two things:
1. It's just a game. I mean, you must be REALLY pent up to get pissed over online comments
and 2. MOCKERY. I'm MOCKING you, I'm MOCKING myself, I'm MOCKING everything. Look past your "exclusivity" and see that for what it's worth.

Again, I'm sorry that's so long, but well, some people just NEED things explained to them. ::coughschojincoughs::

The next one won't be as long, but I still feel obligated to shoot back when someone fires that "ur stupid" or "ur gay" line.

[Anonymous]

I would read that, but you are a flaming homosexual.

[Skulhedface]

::starts to sink to Chojin's level:: This coming from someone calling themselves the Gay Alien Bondage Dog, hmm?

Curious.

[Anonymous]

Sigh.

[MrAdventure]

FIRE TRUCK

I just LOVED that "I Love the Cock" Avatar you were sporting. ;) ;) ;)

[Skulhedface]

Turns out, GWAR,net doesn't like you linking to it's avatars. God, if only I knew how to make it do that, so I could rip on people that way. Pretty clever, I admit.

And I LOVE how Chojin followed me to another thread to tell me that he/she/shim/whatever hates me. Where's the love? :die

[Anonymous]

please take this stupid fight out of the post yer pic thread

[Skulhedface]

I've tried that Doopa, one can hardly blame me. If anyone's to blame, it's Chojin, who couldn't help him/herself from making dumbass comments.

My apologies.

And I still like malted milkshakes. Mmm.

[Les Waste]

Why don't you just stop replying to Chojin?

I know it's so very radical, but it just might work

[FeuerAffe]

I have only old pictures. :( And geocities doesn't let me post any on here. >: But you can go to my horrid webpage if you want to bother. http://www.geocities.com/bluehairedmongrel2

[Skulhedface]

I already apologized, I'll do so again here. Call it ego, perhaps, to squeeze in the last word.

Nevertheless, it WAS fun (see, I understand the concept of mockery, heh, and that's all I'll say about it.

You gotta partially side with me on this one though... all those replies I got with "u r gay" (I know that's not verbatim, but something to that effect) were getting stale.

This one's over. It's all on him if he restarts it. Just pure, innocent fun.

[FS]

FUCKING GET OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR ASS-LONG POSTS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY PICTURES IN THEM.

Spacecat never got a chance. :(

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/spacecat.jpg

P.S. and if you reply to this with anything other than a picture of yourself SO HELP ME GOD I'll bury my cock so far up your rectum you'll be looking at it under your nose, cross-eyed.

P.P.S. FeuerAffe is pretty :love

[Protoclown]

Yes she is...BUT NOT AS PRETTY AS SPACECAT!!! :love :love :love

[noob3]

http://www.geocities.com/not_noobe/spacecat.txt

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/spacecat.txt

:(

[noob3]

:(

[Anonymous]

Noob is my hero :(

And skullhedface is my gay hero :(

[FeuerAffe]

I love Chojin's user pic. :)

[Anonymous]

If my user pic wasn't gay, it'd love you too :(

[FS]

Noob :love

Spacecat to infinity and beyond :love

[Anonymous]

I finally got it:

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/die2.jpg


with an agent cooper smile:

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/die1.jpg

[James]

Aww, Doopa looks so kyute. :love

[FS]

Those shirts rock so bad :rock

[Mockery]

I'm so glad she finally got that shirt cuz she had been talking about it forever. And it's definitely the funniest Japanese shirt I've ever seen. Happy little rainbows and hearts.

[Anonymous]

yes I wnated that shirt for a long time, lucky they had that one in a small or I would have cried

there is also the " I hate my life everyday I polish my revolver and shot my head like a rock star" one that rocksit

[Rez]

hell, i'd wear that shirt.

[Les Waste]

http://www.engrish.com/clothing/image/revolver.jpg

I'm pretty sure engrish.com sells all those shirts. I want to buy one :(

[Rez]

holy crap that site owns.

i need these shirts.

at a measly $17

[FS]

Damn. I guess it's a good thing that Engrish.com doesn't sell outside the US, or I'd have ordered half the shirts on there.

[Geggy]

Wasn't it Kurt Cobain who first said 'I hate myself and I want to die...' and no one took him seriously?

[Geggy]

and and and and and and

What the fuck? :(

[Helm]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

what the and?

[James]

It's not that nobody took him seriously, it's that nobody gave a shit. I'm glad that sewer rat shot himself. Now if only Geggy would follow in the footsteps of his hero.

IT'S LONELY BEING THE JANITOR KING, IS IT NOT?

[punkgrrrlie10]

wow Doopa's hot.

[James]

You hit on every girl just because they posted their picture. :apportioner

:lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

who me?

[James]

Stop hittin on Doopa, you pervert. lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

I just can't help myself these days. :(

I'm becoming a vaginaterian.

[James]

Proto will be crushed. :(

[Protoclown]

CAN I WATCH???? :(

[Anonymous]

Unless you're asleep when she crushes you.. :(

[whoreable]

Hey Mockery did you get that autographed UCB photo off of ebay when they where selling all that stuff?
________
SweetBambi (http://www.girlcamfriend.com/cam/SweetBambi/)

[Mockery]

Hey Mockery did you get that autographed UCB photo off of ebay when they where selling all that stuff?

No, they actually were nice enough to send me that in the mail along with a t-shirt, some stickers, and a little note. It was their way of thanking me for getting word out about the show and running those petitions. Very nice 'o them. :)

And while I'm posting on here, I might as well post the original, non-cropped filecard photos from that recent "Forts" minimock. The photos all came out really good and I know some of them have been waiting for me to post 'em (but I won't bother posting mine again since you've all seen me in the pickle hat... nothing new there), so here they are:

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/josh-card1.jpg
Josh.

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/re-card1.jpg
Re.

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/jason-card1.jpg
Jason.

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/scoot-card1.jpg
Scoot.

:bow

[Anonymous]

Is Re wearing a Hot Topic shirt? They're doing fairies now... :/

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/josh-card1.jpg
josh.
http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/re-card1.jpg
Re.
http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/jason-card1.jpg
Jason.
http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/scoot-card1.jpg
Scoot.

http://www.angelfire.com/or/RangerGallery/images/trini11.JPG

...SABRETOOTH TIGER!

[Mockery]

Is Re wearing a Hot Topic shirt? They're doing fairies now... :/

No, it's a "Poison Ivy" Batman t-shirt from the Batman cartoon.

er, whoops. Sorry Mock.

About what? :confused

[James]

Proto's is the best.

And I still can't figure out what the hell Doopa's holding. I mean, what IS that thing?

[Ninjavenom]

I didn't wanna quote that whole damn thing. :(

[mew barios]

proto looks like he's coppin my sig :o :D :o

[Protoclown]

I AM THE JUSTICE, NOT YOUR SIG ;)

[roonTing]

>:

[FS]

I'm disturbed you picked out the one Power Ranger who's dead now, Ninja! >:

[James]

Say what?

[FS]

Thuy Trang, the original yellow power ranger (Trini) died in a car accident in 2001. Don't ask me why I know that.

[Ninjavenom]

OMG :eek 8-)


But... i needed another girl. If it wasn't for Proto's beard, i could have used the red ranger. :(

[glowbelly]

Popndeth: yoo are my secret towel mistress :o
glowisneveronaim: yooo are mah secret puke general :o
Popndeth: no-one can ever take that away from us :o
glowisneveronaim: who would want to? :(

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/glowmessay.jpg

and there you have it, folks. my hair is longer than ever.

[Geggy]

It's not that nobody took him seriously, it's that nobody gave a shit. I'm glad that sewer rat shot himself. Now if only Geggy would follow in the footsteps of his hero.

IT'S LONELY BEING THE JANITOR KING, IS IT NOT?

I may be lonely, but at least I'm not the one who's gratifying himself, now go back to sucking the buttermilk out of your own ass and keep singing the "I Love Me" song.

Is it too late to say this? :(

[glowbelly]

it wouldn't have been if you posted a goddamned picture of yourself.

[sspadowsky]

Glowbelly: Continue growing your hair. I remember that one pic you had when you first came to the board, the one with the really long hair. That looked purdy.

I have spoken. >:
________
redhead girl Cam (http://www.girlcamfriend.com/webcam/redhead-girls/)

[glowbelly]

shank you berry mooch. i shall endeavor to follow your sound advice until i have hair the length of crystal gale's (ok, that's a fib).

[Blackjack]

Time for some pictures methinks!
All this pics are me at PopTarts - club night in the Student's Union I regularly Stage Manage. Then get involved in some comedy dancing - almost all of these were taken during "Smells Like Teen Spirit, by the way.

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/tarts/Tarts005.JPG

That's me doing my patented "Hardcore Leap" - that's from a standing position, you know.

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/tarts/Tarts021.JPG

Stolen mic stand, rocking out. I'm totally sober too, by the way.]

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/tarts/Tarts026.JPG

Ahh, some finger-tapping-tastic air guitaring. Even though you can only just see my hands, I can assure you I can work that air fingerboard like Van Halen.

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/tarts/Tarts002.JPG

In the crew room. Don't ask.

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/tarts/03012606.jpg

Ahh, beddy-byes for Blackjack. This was on a different night, so I'm probably drunk. In fact, I don't remember this at all. So, yes, I probably was drunk. Very drunk indeed.

[Anonymous]

you look like a lesbian

[James]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Blackjackoff.txt

[glowbelly]

:orgasm

[distance]

http://home.attbi.com/~distancexx/josh_1999-3.jpg

[glowbelly]

ewwwww

[Rongi]

I NEEDED TO SEE THAT LIKE I NEED A...

HOLE IN THE HEAD :lol

[distance]

that's from like 4 years ago when i had "short" hair.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm gonna post my picture here someday. >:

O yeah I'm gonna post it real good. Then I'm gonna post it some more. Then one more time just to make sure. >:

Then I'm gonna take them all down and cry at the photshops of me and the faces you drew on my face. >:

Then when I'm done crying I'm gonna post suicide notes all over the boards and make a drawn out speech about how much I hate you all. >:

O yeah. I'm gonna post my picture like THE WIND! I'm gonna post it so good you won't know what real posting ever was. O yeah. Just you wait. I'm gonna post it all night long. :)

[Rev. Danno]

I got a hair cut
http://photo5.matchnet.com/alpha/2003/02/26/16757362.jpg
Edit: Also apperently I now have a skull growing out of my head...

[James]

Drew Carey Jr! :eek

[Blackjack]

Oh great. I post some pics of me humiliating myself in front of everyone and all that happens is Chojin calls me a lesbian.





Unless I made Glowbelly orgasm, of course. :faint

[glowbelly]

you're looking a lot ummm, healthier than you did when i first spanked you, dear.

my baby is growing up :tear

[James]

Oh great. I post some pics of me humiliating myself in front of everyone and all that happens is Chojin calls me a lesbian.

I ADDED WORD BUBBLES >:

[Blackjack]

"Baby"

And just what's that supposed to mean Karen?[/quote]

[Anonymous]

Her baby girl has grown up to be quite the lesbian :(

[tekky]

me.

http://img3.purerave.com/2/6/266091.jpg

[glowbelly]

uh oh chojin! it's another doe eyed raver girl! you better run and hide before she makes you go to new york to not meet her or something like that :(

:(

(this post started out as a good idea and then i lost my train of thought, but it was meant to be in jest, just in case ya'll didn't know that and now i've really screwed things up just ignore me ok bye)

[tekky]

not another, glowbelly. ;)
I used to post here once in a while.
don't you rememebr me??? *cries*

[Anonymous]

:tear

[James]

Glowbelly made me LOL.

And Tekky, you're cute. But who the hell are you?

[FS]

[quote="glowbelly"]it's another doe eyed raver girl!/quote]

lol :(

[unclehobart]

http://www.jjr512.com/photogallery/unclehobart3.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

My Turn. :)

Toys first!

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys1.txt

Dresser of them. Leonardo, fortune, and Olga fell down.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys2.txt

Jackal in back is hidden by Medieval Spawn II.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys3.txt

Speaker Warriors! :eek

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys4.txt

Ultima Weapon between Iron Giant and Onslaught, with Ronin Warrior sword in mouth, and Death Blossom on head.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys5.txt

Simpsons, zombie guy, and Mysterio.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys6.txt

Hobgoblin and Garfield clock. :)

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys7.txt

Sunday best Bart, Nick Fury, Punisher. If my camera's betteries weren't so low, i'd have shown how The Punisher's head looks EXACTLY like Adam Corrola's.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys8.txt

Wonderful Wall of Comics! :coolguy

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/laptop.txt

The neatest toy of all! Old 1987 Laptop.

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/rockstar.txt

Rock star face. :(

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/pirate.txt

:pirate

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/strangle.txt

:faint

[sspadowsky]

OMG it's DAVID BOWIE!
________
Lovely Wendie99 (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

[noob3]

DUST, MOTHER FUCKER

[Ninjavenom]

Those toys haven't moved in months. I guess i probably oughta clean that dust up eventually. :/

[noob3]

I have like 100 worthless comics in bags, that all have cool covers but I don't read them anymore. I'm going to steal your idea, and put them on my wall :(

[Tropical]

http://www.geocities.com/tropicalheathk/suicide.txt

Trust me, I'm not a suicidal goth!!! :)

[James]

Trust me, I'm not a suicidal goth!!! :)

Well I guess that's a good thing. After all, you don't wanna be caught dead wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt.

[LegoLars]

MY FUCK EATS HOBLIGNG GOBBI GOBBI HEY HO YEAH FUCK FUCK!

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/toys1.txt

I KEEP MY TOYS EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO NINJAR!
IT'S FREEKIN' CREEPY!

[Rongi]

I want an onslaught toy >:

:(

[Jeanette X]

Jesus Mockery, that is the biggest fucking Adam's apple I have ever seen!

[mburbank]

How can no one remember Tekky? She's one of my old Toronto Raves buddies!

[Mockery]

Jesus Mockery, that is the biggest fucking Adam's apple I have ever seen!

Heh, a little late to respond there, but thanks.

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/rog-adams-apple.gif
:bow

[OxfordSparky]

I've come to a few conclusions after reading 18 pages of this shit.

Chojin, when you posted "I would have read all that but you're a flaming homosexual," I nearly shit my pants with laughter. You're a douchebag, but a funny one (don't take that the wrong way, I meant it positively). Anyhow...

EDIT: Well fucking Brinkster won't let me link... shit.

[FS]

I already love you.

[glowbelly]

:( i still got first dibs on your penis, though, right? :(

[FS]

:( Of course. It answers to no other. :(

[pjalne]

Me at the puter while I still had long hair

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/ext/pa1.jpg

Me smoking a cigarette through the ass of a pink elephant

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/ext/pa2.jpg

[FS]

For a moment, I thought the baby in the picture was making that sign rappers sometimes make, I don't know what it's called, when they sorta make two devil signs with their hands turned downwards, under their chin.

Then I realized it was probably just white clothing, not hands.

But it was still a cool moment :(

[pjalne]

If you had seen that picture up close, it would have scared the shit out of you. It looks like a fifty-year-old guy's head complete with five-o'clock shade on a baby body.

[Bod]

Can't let this go by without adding the original:
http://www.considerablypunk.ic24.net/not_at_home_4.jpg

[pjalne]

Which one are you?

[Bod]

That's my face and my flat-mate's arse. No one remembers this photo being taken. Imagine the surprise of the girl whose camera it was when she got her photos developed!
http://www.considerablypunk.ic24.net/OnBeach.jpg

[pjalne]

Well, you're quite the pair.

[Bod]

"Have you got a match?"

"Yes, my face, your arse"

Or something like that.

[Jeanette X]

I wish *my* butt looked that good.

[DonkeyMolester]

Here ya go (http://m1.361.telia.com/~u36122681/TheRealmOfDonkeys.html)

I am to retarded to figure out how to link directly to pictures on my ISP server so I post this instead.
Just klick a couple of times and you will eventually be greeted by some dandy looking
pictures of me.
:eek

[Les Waste]

Luxorious blonde hair :lol

[James]

I have to say, that was fucking funny. :lol

[DonkeyMolester]

I have this idea of starting a 80´s rock band, I´ve been pondering this for a year or so now but I have done nothing about it because I am a lazy fart that lacks 'discipline'.

However, a couple of days ago I decided to finally get my shit together and I went to town to buy myself a wig and a pair of sunglasses. (you have to start somewhere).

In order to get into the role as a 'real' 80´s one hit wonder rockstar I used the wig almost the whole friday(for testing purposes), It´s very important to do so if the end result is going to look believable to others.
It is very easy to lose your face and start laughing when you are socializing with other people while you wear a skanky wig, believe me..I will master it eventually :lol

Oh well, in a couple of days an old friend of mine will pay me a visit, he has a good DV cam and we are going to start shooting our music video.

I let you know when the video is finished. :)

[glowbelly]

how exciting!

[DonkeyMolester]

You´re just saying that >:

[FS]

No, no, I'm pretty sure that was genuine sarcasm with hurtful intent. :)

And you've got your apostrophe backwards :(

[executioneer]

LOOK AT THE MISTAKE I DID >:

http://www.blarg.net/~elirieck/facetime.jpg

-willie

[Rongi]

I like the other one better :(

[FS]

JESUS CHRIST! :eek

[executioneer]

WHERE :eek

-willie

[FS]

DON'T MIND ME, I WAS READING A POP-UP BIBLE. :eek

[sadie]

willie :love

[Pub Lover]

WILLIE! YOUR BEARD! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek

[Ninjavenom]

Dude, you look like my uncle. :(

[James]

Now he's got that Jack Black meets Louie Anderson look going on. :eek

[Mockery]

WHERE IS THE "I AM THE PSYCHO GUY" BEARD? :eek :eek :eek :faint

[executioneer]

IT'S IN THE DRAIN :eek :spiders

-willie

[tenno]

http://www.o2dazone.com/photogallery//photodir/10-31-02/153-5357_IMG.jpg

tenno rox dah box

[Anonymous]

Stop posting pictures of Fred Durst, tenno.

[tenno]

0_- thats fred Tenno and Britney Kimmy!

[Anonymous]

Don't argue with me, boy!

[Blackjack]

Is it me, or does Willie remind me of Eric Cartman?

http://www.299springvale.clara.net/art/trix/geiger10.jpg

Here's me dressed as a scary surgeon at a Rocky Horror party. The PVC headgear wasn't actually part of my costume, it was "borrowed" during the night....

[Les Waste]

ITS JUST YOU

[Daphne]

Shock Treatment is a fun movie.

[executioneer]

I THINK I'D REMIND YOU ALOT MORE IF YOUH EARD ME DOING THE VOICE :-[

-willie

[CynicalDave]

I tried to upload my pics from my tripod website but apearently tripod sucks ass.....can anyone give me a good site that provides free hosting and lets you link pics easy? Is there a site out there like this? I hope so.....is there an alternative? HELP!!!!


Dave

[MrAdventure]

DONT USE GEOCITIES YOU IGNORANT MAMMOHTH

ADVENTURE

[DonkeyMolester]

You´re kidding right?

[CaptainBubba]

FINALLY! The time has come! :)

Starting off with a warmup. This is my room! :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21593526.jpg

I am THE POOR QUALITY PICTURE SEX!

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21593337.jpg

The choicest "please make fun of me" picture since CaptainFagets1!

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21593210.jpg

So many things in that picture to make fun of! You could put giz on the pie! You could replace her face with another one! OR MINE! LOL!

well I'm gonna go write up my suicide note and the riveting "goodbye i-mockery" speech that I'm just going to HAVE to post after you are mean to me. :)

[James]

OK, here's what I'm thinking: Replace her head with Jason Biggs', and write "American Pie 3" on the picture.

[CynicalDave]

Damn, thats a good on!

[Rongi]

Nice...

:lol PIE :lol

[CaptainBubba]

OMG SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT!

And Les Waste should draw one of his signature penises on me, peircing and going through her abdomen and curving into the pie, while bleeding from cuts on it!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

Edit: NONO wait! It should be on her, piercing MY abdomen!!!

[Les Waste]

>:

[CaptainBubba]

I was being serious. :(

[Les Waste]

I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB. I DON'T COME DOWN TO THE CRACK HOUSE WHEN YOU'RE HIGH DO I? >:

LOL J/K HERE'S MY WORK OF ART

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/WTF.txt

HE'S GONNA TRICK HER INTO TOUCHING HIS THICK BLACK COCK BY STICKING IT THROUGH THE PIE :lol

BUT IS THE RED STUFF PIE FILLING OR BLOOD, DOES IT MATTER?! :puzzle

[Rongi]

:lol

[Fookin Flappy]

hI I have no idea what the one below is talking about 8-)

[Les Waste]

LOL NOT SMART :lol

LOL J/K WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PENIS?!?! ;) ;) ;)

PRETTY LADY WITH PRETTY PANTS ;) ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

Damn, thats a good on!

Damn, you're a sycophantic peice of shi!

[CaptainBubba]

That was SO mean. >:

Yunno, this is how school shootings start you bastard! Do you even care that you hurt people's feelings?! I never did anything to you! why do you feel like you have to be so mean to me? God damnit, all I ever wanted to do was be ACCEPTED here!

I mean, when I read this site I thought you would all be nice people and cool, but I guess you just aren't. YOU JUST AREN'T!

Was that good? :)

Les Waste: :lol, I made that picture my wallpaper. :)

[CynicalDave]

that sums it up....time for a school shooting, then on to

:suicide

[Professor Cool]

You sorta look like Jim Kuback from Mission Hill too

http://www.msnhill.com/jim/images/jim.gif

:(

[Anonymous]

Bubba is one of something around two newbies I actually like.

[Bod]

here's me a couple of years back.....
http://members.optushome.com.au/minister99/fatkid.jpg

[Fookin Flappy]

http://hometown.aol.com/sweetnserine/myhomepage/profile.html

Your going to have to copy and paste, I'm just not as smart as the others :(

[Fookin Flappy]

Oh shit it worked, I guess I don't have to ride the short bus anymore :( I'm going to miss the drooling :(

[CaptainBubba]

OMFG YOUR DOG IS THE CUTENESS :love :love

HE WANTS TO SWIM IN THE POOL! LOL! :love

[James]

I guess I don't have to ride the short bus anymore

Nope. You can ride in the Jeep with the other drag queens. :/

[Fookin Flappy]

that's my dog Renny.. Rennystilskin for short :)

[Fookin Flappy]

I guess I don't have to ride the short bus anymore

Nope. You can ride in the Jeep with the other drag queens. :/

Oh, well let me know when you and the gang are comin down :(

[glowbelly]

errrrm, you look like a cardboard cutout of yourself :(

[davinxtk]

Hey, wow, why don't we make this thread sticky so people know it's here, as opposed to simply locking my thread when I try to revive an ancient conversation?

[ItalianStereotype]

hey, wow, why dont you just quit your bitching and just post your pictures here instead? if you really came from the old boards you would know that the pyph thread never dies, no matter how old it is. by actually thinking that we would give half a fuck that your thread got locked betrays your noob-ness.

[ziggytrix]

don't say "if you really came from the old boards" like it means something.

i mean, Captain Robo came from the old boards, and he's only tolerable if you're one of those people who's "wouldn't hurt a fly" if you catch my drift...

[davinxtk]

I would have posted my picture here, but it would have been entirely too much effort to scroll through the wealth of threads to find it, fully aware of the possiblity that it was never even re-created here. I stopped using the old ezboard sometime around August of 2001, how am I supposed to know what threads got carried over?

Fucking half-wit.