Post Yer Picture Here...

[HickMan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/296617_10150423995972674_614802673_10908610_924935 395_n.jpg

Defending freedom with a crooked helmet.

[Esuohlim]

GREEN american flag

what the fuck is this shit

[Emu]

america hulking out

[HickMan]

Its IR :o

I have one on the back of my helmet, too. But that one looks like the one on my right sleeve. I don't wear that pussy standard Army bullshit. Everything you see on my kit is mines.

[Nick]

Mines? You a suicide bomber, son?

[Grislygus]

Oh, shut up.

[ThrashO]

whatever you fucking traitor.

[Zhukov]

I can't follow Hickman :/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/314354_244981098885928_100001221183087_707241_1294 800687_n.jpg

I did some landscaping for a lady today, and she paid me in cups of tea and two sandwiches.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's up with the backwards american flag on the right shoulder Guile?

[Esuohlim]

I'LL FIELD THIS ONE

Flags on sleeves are always placed so that when you are doing some sexy Baywatch-esque desert running it would be as if the flag were flapping in the wind the correct way

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Grislygus]

Milhouse i am surprised you knew that, truly we are in the I-Mockery club of sexy intellectual educated men

Let us now stand around a Boticelli and discuss the allegorical content for the express purpose of congratulating each other for being so well informed, in the tradition of our spiritual forefathers the Medicis

[Nick]

I had to google Boticelli. :(

[HickMan]

MILHOUSE is correct, though! It has to do with the whole 'carrying the flag forward in the field of battle' type of nonsense. And Zhukov, you don't have to compete. We're all mockers here.

OH and PS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/317828_10150426769187674_614802673_10928272_109431 1454_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308827_10150426762817674_614802673_10928218_110218 182_n.jpg

and let's not forget:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316225_10150426765567674_614802673_10928248_886119 503_n.jpg

[ThrashO]

it looks like you came

and it looks like he is pleased with it

[HickMan]

you're sick

[Rez]

LOOK AT THIS DOG

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/29757fc4.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

that's a dog

and that's a hickman

and that's a zhukov

lookit you guys, doing things at places

[Supafly345]

If Eugene Mirman and H Jon Benjamin fused in a teleportation accident, the resulting creature would look like Rez.

[Aaarg]

CUTE DOg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't follow Hickman :/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/314354_244981098885928_100001221183087_707241_1294 800687_n.jpg

I did some landscaping for a lady today, and she paid me in cups of tea and two sandwiches.


You look like you're ready for the KURU.

[Kitsa]

You look like you're ready for the KURU.

I'd watch that movie.

[Zomboid]

My favorite Zhukov picture is the one with the gay posing next to the tank.

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Zhukov]

It was a howitzer :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

Well, sorry. I vaguely remember there being a reason for that pose. A reason I approved of.

[HickMan]

What were you up to next to a Howitzer, Zhukov?

[kahljorn]

My favorite Zhukov picture is the one with the gay posing next to the tank.

:lol

[MarioRPG]

That picture of him with a pickaxe

This could have easily been changed into a communist recruitment post. I'm disappointed.

[King Hadas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/zhu.png

[Zhukov]

Ahahaha.

I was posing (posing) next to a howitzer as part of a personal in-joke that was making fun of someone else that posed next to a gun in a very camp way. It was the 1 o'clock gun in Edinburgh, that fires at a very specific time every day, and I was visiting Edinburgh castle with my girlfriend.

[kahljorn]

SO YOURE THE GAY THAT POSES NEXT TO LARGE GUNS

[Zhukov]

IN A HEARTBEAT

[Krythor]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252714_10150195174151859_781146858_6953979_4928815 _n.jpg

This is near where I live (or lived, I moved out last week) in Wales. It looks nice here, but it's just the right angle to cut out all the pylons, smoke stacks, and the shitty quad bike dirt track that the disgusting locals have made.

[Aaarg]

haha, i always like pictures of nature from europe and think it'd be nice to visit until i remember how small it is and how many people live there and basically what you just explained.

[Zomboid]

:lol

:lol

[MattJack]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4525/holloween11.jpg

[Aaarg]

r.i.p. majjtack

[Pharmasweaves]

it's kind of an old picture but here goes
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Sweaves/_Me_/a77cabb1.jpg
and yes i wore that dang suit all day

[ThrashO]

no thank u

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4525/holloween11.jpg

vWu6FS6Uc_0

[Esuohlim]

I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys

http://i.imgur.com/1YLxt.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GADZOOKS!

:love

[Sam]

SUCH PALE SKIN AND SOFT LOOKING LIPS. :love

[Emu]

get an earring, not kidding

[kahljorn]

PLUCK DEM CATERPILLARS

[Fathom Zero]

don't be a twelve year old

[Aaarg]

F*CK MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThrashO]

shes not even that cute

[Esuohlim]

wait 'til I show my perky pre-adolescent mosquito bite boobs

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like a climb to mount bonerest

[ThrashO]

wait 'til I show my perky pre-adolescent mosquito bite boobs

waiting

[Sam]

MILHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN.

[kahljorn]

A LIPSTICK LESBIAN

WHERES YOUR LIPSTICK MILHOUSE

[k0k0]

I posted in the wrong thread.

[Esuohlim]

NO YOU DID NOT SIR, WE ARE ALL LESBIANS HERE

[k0k0]

I am a dinosaur called lickalotapus

[Shyandquietguy]

Lickolatopus sounds like a dyke name. There was this one hot dyke at a bar and she would always flirt with me as if I were interested. I hated her.

I have to go now. Weed.

[Zhukov]

Bit of a roller derby accident:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_1194.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_1195.jpg

8 stitches in my thumb and a damaged nerve; I'm in so much pain right now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_1196.jpg

Thankfully it was all fixed for free because I am skint as all hell, and the surgeon was a mate of mine who kept me pretty entertained.

[ThrashO]

did one of the girls pull a switch blade on you when you got too close?

[Zhukov]

Someone fell in front of me, as I jumped them they raised their helmet, I went over and it clipped my feet and I fell awkwardly on my hand.

[ThrashO]

if that's from falling on it that's pretty brutal :(

My right hand has 4 noticeable scars on it all near the ball of my palm/wrist. All different incidents but happening within the same 2 years. Everytime I get cut or scraped around that region I'm always pissed only because it's going to be another addition to my hodgepodge of a hand >:

[Pentegarn]

That is fairly gruesome looking

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Were they wearing a german World world 2 helmet?

[dextire]

Is your thumbnail pointing in the wrong direction, Zhukov?

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/nes-pc-controller1.jpg

Bought a pc nes controller in anticipation for a certain game being released (hopefully this year).
Plays perfectly so far.

[Sam]

I CAN'T REALLY TELL WHAT I AM LOOKING AT IN ZHUKOV'S PICTURE BESIDES A CANADIAN IN PAIN.

[Zomboid]

Zhukov might as well just be Canadian. Some buddies and I went for BEERS 'N BURGS (BRAWS) on Saturday and there was a bunch of roller derby girls. Some were hot. Some were not.

[Zhukov]

A bloody thumb!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/photo.jpg

Here's a better picture taken by an ED nurse for me. I suppose I should have chucked these in the injury thread; oh well. Dextire, my nail is on the right way, but your nes controller still causes my thumb to cower in fear.

Zomboid, the roller derby world cup was held in Toronto this weekend. Canada came 2nd, and Australia came 4th.

[Zomboid]

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

These girls had some videos playing from local league games. It was a bit weird at first, as we were four guys in the center table among a lot of these women.

[Zhukov]

Where exactly in Canada are you? I want to check out your teams.

The upsides of the sport are that you get to be surrounded by women. The downsides are as pictured.

[Sam]

I CAME FIRST.

SEXUALLY.

[Zomboid]

I live in Edmonton. I'm pretty sure they have a league website, somewhere. I think there's like five teams, too. I had no idea that it was as popular as it is.

[kahljorn]

its the only legitimate game for women

[Dimnos]

Clearly you hasn't heard of the world of competitive ironing.

[Chojin]

whoever had the bleeding appendage up there, put it in spoiler tags faggot

[Sam]

"OH NO BLOOD, MY PUSSY FAGGOT EYES CRY IN DISGUST!"

[Grislygus]

SLOW NIGHT AT WORK + FATASS "CHEF" x CHICKEN AND MUSHROOM PASTA + FRESHLY MADE PESTO= HAPPY COWORKERS

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/2011-11-26_211115.jpg

[Zomboid]

S'up?

http://i41.tinypic.com/ery2ae.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sup dawg

[kahljorn]

HE KNOWS

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Zomboid]

He really does have that disappointed parent look.

[Aaarg]

cuuuuuuuuuuuute

[MeanRyan]

Damn, I'm trying to post a link, yet I need a volume of 5 posts to qualify, sorry about this...

[MeanRyan]

three

[MeanRyan]

four

[MeanRyan]

five

[MeanRyan]

http://i.imgur.com/FWwns.jpg
Could anybody tell me what they think of this? Hate it? Barely tolerate it? Love it? I'm desperate for your attention!

[Zomboid]

I like it.

[Zhukov]

Put it in the art forum.

PS: I hate it.

[Emu]

I was with you up until I saw Gadget's tits. What the hell man

[Tadao]

Ultima XII or Ultima III is acceptable, but Ultima I? Clearly you are retarded.

[King Hadas]

I was with you up until I saw Gadget's tits. What the hell man
After reading this I looked for Gadget's tits and was hugely disappointed when I saw you meant Gadget from Rescue Rangers and not Inspector Gadget.

[dextire]

I see two copies of the Purple Tentacle but not a single Green Tentacle. Am I just missing it?

[kahljorn]

After reading this I looked for Gadget's tits and was hugely disappointed when I saw you meant Gadget from Rescue Rangers and not Inspector Gadget.

same :lol

[ThrashO]

I only glanced at it and saw megaman and sam and max. so I love it. Good work.

[Chojin]

I was with you up until I saw Gadget's tits. What the hell man

i had only glanced at it until i read this comment

[Evil Robot II]

Wheres robby the slow acting nintendo bot? That bastard got me killed so many times. Yeah you drop your stupid little dreidel onto the controller sometime today asshole we need turnips for some reason.

Also this antisemetic spell check doesn't have the word "dreidel" or "antisemetic" in it.

[Kitsa]

one for antisemetes

[Kitsa]

who use emetics

[Zhukov]

That's because 'anti-Semites' is two words, you racists.

[Evil Robot II]

LETS ALL VANDALIZE WIKIPEDIA

[Tadao]

Either Firefox has a spell check for antisemitic or I added it at some point. :O

[kahljorn]

That's because 'anti-Semites' is two words, you racists

i thought anti was a prefix

:|

[Zhukov]

antisemites.

anti-Semites.

Well, one works in spell check and the other doesn't. So my money is on the one that a computer program tells me is the right one.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, but spell-checker programs are frequently regional and aren't updated as often as they should be.

Having said that, I'd say anti-semite.

[Hangie]

I'd say hero, Shylock lover >:

[kahljorn]

antiisstill a pre-fix

[Zhukov]

Take it up with Microsoft or whatever.

[Dr. Boogie]

Dictionary.com claims it's hyphenated.

I say hyphenated.:|

[Hangie]

Lookit me, I finally went outside


http://i771.photobucket.com/albums/xx356/Helgado/381139_2615374659909_1121366340_32514375_112632337 _n.jpg

[Evil Robot II]

Your a coffee cup?

[Zomboid]

HE'S MONGOLOID MOLLY RINGWALD!

[kahljorn]

it's the girl from parent trap

[kahljorn]

I HEARD SHE HAD TO TRAP HER PARENTS WTH THOSE LOOKS

BABY CAME OUT OF THE VAGINA AND THE VAGINA WAS FLEEING THE HOSPITOL

i feel horrible now

[kahljorn]

also just because it's hyphenated doesn't mean its two words >:

[Tadao]

I bet you guys met at a carrot convention.

[Big McLargehuge]

Aww I remember my first date with a "unique" girl. You are going to want to unfriend her from facebook now. Also she will totally blow you.

[Tadao]

I think that might be his sister. Look at the buck teeth and the way their mouth suck 2 inches into their face when they smile. Also the Groucho Marx eyebrows.

[Big McLargehuge]

She will still blow him.

[Tadao]

Well yeah, any bitch that ugly will go down on anyone. I don't know about his sister though.

[Big McLargehuge]

No, I still think she will blow him.

[Evil Robot II]

Hangie is on the fast track to becoming a target for me :(

[Hangie]

Tadao, in some ancient loveline thread I made I'm pretty sure you were asking for more pics of her. Or maybe that was Grislygus, one of you two.

[Tadao]

Yeah, cause we like a good laugh.

VIA PM
Thank You

You taught me how to be a man, and I love you. Never stop posting.

You've learned nothing.

[Hangie]

You made me what I aaammmmmmmm

[kahljorn]

I bet you guys met at a carrot convention.

Also she will totally blow you.might want to invest in a mouth guard ;/

[Grislygus]

HE'S MONGOLOID MOLLY RINGWALD!

Oh you bastard, I was going to post a picture of The Goon's younger self until I saw that completely accurate statement

[Babs]

You made me what I aaammmmmmmm

He taught you nothing, therefore YOU ARE NOTHING.

Anyway, fuck that talk about nothingness, here's something. Let me first excuse my dumb bitch for not being able to operate a basic digital camera properlly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/IMAG0082.jpg
That's Trey Spruance on the right by the way whom which is the guitarist of Secret Chiefs 3 and formerly the guitarist of Mr. Bungle. I'm on the left looking like some baby faced kemo patient. We ended up hanging out after the show (grog shop up in Cleveland), smoked a little ganga and he basically told me all the meanings to the songs on Mr. Bungles album California. I wish I could recall those stories, but I had to much fun finding benziodiazepines in my mouth with some booze. All I can remember really is reenacting scenes from There Will Be Blood and discussing giallo films with the man.

[Guitar Woman]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34hjj40.jpg

I really hate my uneven eyes. Is there like a surgery I could get for that or something?

[Big McLargehuge]

How the fuck are you still a 14 year old androgyne?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He taught you nothing, therefore YOU ARE NOTHING.

Anyway, fuck that talk about nothingness, here's something. Let me first excuse my dumb bitch for not being able to operate a basic digital camera properlly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/IMAG0082.jpg
That's Trey Spruance on the right by the way whom which is the guitarist of Secret Chiefs 3 and formerly the guitarist of Mr. Bungle. I'm on the left looking like some baby faced kemo patient. We ended up hanging out after the show (grog shop up in Cleveland), smoked a little ganga and he basically told me all the meanings to the songs on Mr. Bungles album California. I wish I could recall those stories, but I had to much fun finding benziodiazepines in my mouth with some booze. All I can remember really is reenacting scenes from There Will Be Blood and discussing giallo films with the man.



I fucking love the grog shop. Totally worth the drive.

[Babs]

Surprisingly, that was my first time being there and it was amazing. I think for a tall boy of PBR was only $1.50 which isn't bad at all when you compare it to the prices at some dive venue in Columbus.

[Esuohlim]

Babs have you listened to any Tub Ring? They're amazing and their first album was produced by Spruance.

[Babs]

Actually interesting story. I saw tub ring at the ravari room in Columbus with sleepytime gorilla museum being the headliner. After the show, I talked to the keyboardist rob who told me about trey spruance producing their album after we eventually came to about a coversation concerning the likes of Mr. Bungle. I hadn't heard of them until I saw them that night, really awesome guys especially rob who was really personable.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Surprisingly, that was my first time being there and it was amazing. I think for a tall boy of PBR was only $1.50 which isn't bad at all when you compare it to the prices at some dive venue in Columbus.

Thats where I had my first pbr.

[ThrashO]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34hjj40.jpg

I really hate my uneven eyes. Is there like a surgery I could get for that or something?

Yes. Just wait in the middle of the highway and a doctor will be right with you.

[Tadao]

It looks like a kid tried to draw a face on an upside down egg.

[Zhukov]

:lol

[kahljorn]

everytime i see that bailey jay shemale pornstar person i sort of think of guitar woman and then my interest disappears ;(

she kind of looks like a female spock

[Aaarg]

goddammit tadao

you're fucking great

[Tadao]

I was going to photoshop his head siting in a basket of eggs but I just don't care as much anymore. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

everytime i see that bailey jay shemale pornstar person i sort of think of guitar woman and then my interest disappears ;(

she kind of looks like a female spock

I would give her the vulcan death dick.

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8118/41929410150724089147082.jpg

some people age

[Mad Melvin]

Try telling that to those pubic hairs on your chin.

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/64jdT.jpg

Like I said.

[Tadao]

Is that a forevers hairstyle?

[Fathom Zero]

I just got of the shower. Sorry to disappoint you, bby

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to have that goatee.

[kahljorn]

i think the only thing that makes you look more grown-up in the first pic than the second is your accidental hair style.

[Womti]

HAY GUS, IM BAK :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

i think the only thing that makes you look more grown-up in the first pic than the second is your accidental hair style.

I'm trying to work on a top knot right now. Don't have any hair ties, though.

[Zomboid]

I got another tattoo. I'll post a picture after it's healed a little bit (it's still a bit bloody and bruised).

[Fathom Zero]

What is it of?

Another movie monster, I hope.

[Otto]

I'm thinking I'm gonna' buy myself a tattoo for my birthday. I'm thinking of either getting the Gonzo Journalism symbol or the Axe Gang tattoo from Kung Fu Hustle.

[Tadao]

I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SZGlL_Nl6OI/AAAAAAAAB44/7zgs-ufTNZM/s400/cute%20fat%20asian%20couple.jpg

[Tadao]

I think I'll put on the Castro outfit I put together to piss of my wife's republican family. I can't wear it to the gathering because her brother married a cuban and that could turn ugly.

[Fathom Zero]

That would be all the more reason to do it, for me.

[Tadao]

AH! THE GENTLE INTRICACIES OF MARRIAGE! ONE DAY I HOPE YOU MARRY A MAN WITH A NICE FAMILY THAT HAS A SENSE OF (I-MOCK) HUMOR.

[Esuohlim]

HAY GUS, IM BAK :picklehat

Strike one

[Fathom Zero]

AH! THE GENTLE INTRICACIES OF MARRIAGE! ONE DAY I HOPE YOU MARRY A MAN WITH A NICE FAMILY THAT HAS A SENSE OF (I-MOCK) HUMOR.

O HO

YOU SHOULD PUT IT ON AND SLIT THEIR THROATS

FOR THE GOOF

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

O HO

YOU SHOULD PUT IT ON AND SLIT THEIR THROATS

FOR THE GOOF

xtcbVUNO1NY

[Zomboid]

What is it of?

Another movie monster, I hope.

Jack Torrance. Not the stupid HERE'S JOHNNY thing.

[Fathom Zero]

Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

[Zomboid]

http://i39.tinypic.com/mrwimt.jpg

Not a great quality picture, so things like his mouth and eyes aren't really showing how detailed they actually are, but you get the idea. Also, it looks fine when I select it for upload, and then it's rotated like that when it's finished. So, sorry about that.

[Zomboid]

His happy/crazed face when talking to Lloyd was another possible choice. Still, I really like this one.

[Babs]

That is god damn glorious! The detail and shading is perfect. How much did you pay?

[Zhukov]

Woah, that is scarily detailed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that on your upper arm?

[Esuohlim]

Now get old Nicholson w/ sunglasses on the other arm

[Zomboid]

Thanks, fellers! Yeah, it's on my upper arm--sorta diagonal from the Cryptkeeper, but above the elbow line. T-shirt sleeve covers most of it if I'm not extending my arm. This one was $440 including tip.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That turned out real nice. I would just go to a bar and roll up my sleeve waiting for intoxicated people to start yelling at your arm for staring at their girlfriend for the past 10 mins.

[Dimnos]

Man... I wish tattoo guys around here were half that good. :(

[ThrashO]

thats awesome. it's tattoos like that that make me confident in getting a movie character related tat.

[Esuohlim]

You should get Edward from The Bucket List

[Zomboid]

I'd be more inclined to get exasperated Nicholson from As Good As It Gets. I really like that movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You have to make sure to get a tat of kathy bates getting out of the hot tub then too.

[kahljorn]

well i guess now if a girl doesntlike your face she can always just look at your arm now

[Tadao]

no, that Jack from the movie Wolf, Jack from Shinning is not all that handsome to the non psycho ladies

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Zomboid Nicholson: people/the police could also hire you to shoulder down doors too now.

[Zomboid]

I think I'd be in real trouble if I ever got into hallucinogens. It'd be one of those weird-but-true stories that ends with someone cutting off their own limbs.

[kahljorn]

nah ud b good

[ThrashO]

you should inject DMT into jacks forehead. Kahl tell me about DMT.

[Tadao]

I've never done acid and been around tattoos. I don't think I want to either.

[Womti]

http://i1000.mangareader.net/bleach/169/bleach-12518.jpg
catherine & womti, 4eva

[Aaarg]

i didnt know you were

[ThrashO]

Womti i heared a lot of bad things about u but i didnt know u likd anime :melt(<- thats my pussy right now)

[kahljorn]

is it good or bad when a pussy melts

[Tadao]

I like tuna melts :yum

[Mad Melvin]

How does one even melt a pussy?

[ThrashO]

How does one even melt a pussy?

http://i1000.mangareader.net/bleach/169/bleach-12518.jpg
catherine & womti, 4eva

:melt

[Aaarg]

all u ladies melt ur pussy like this

[Babs]

You don't know how to melt a pussy? Do you even know what a soldering iron is?

[kahljorn]

i dunno is it a penis

[Babs]

Maybe, it does help bond us together :wank:love

[kahljorn]

>:

[SMN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/otakudee.jpg

I missed this place.

[ThrashO]

PORTLAND OREGON. GO FIGURE. :melt

[ThrashO]

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/1333353435333.jpeg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That looks like the guy from korean jail thriller

[kahljorn]

damn you melted thrasho's pussy already

[Phoenix Gamma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/PGamma/45c85b2f.jpg
You can't see it but I'm wearing a wooden mustache. Also I just realized I have a gut.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/PGamma/d6491774.jpg

[Esuohlim]

CARRIED YOU RIGHT OVER THE THRESHOLD

it's always beautiful to see such genuine love

[LordSappington]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/580551_3002195825234_1572496908_32336437_436237002 _n.jpg
Me with a little miniature pork belly piglet! This thing was the most adorable thing I've ever seen; it would nuzzle up to me with its snout, make little oinking noises, and would nibble and lick your nose if you let it! I almost exploded from joy. I'm hopefully getting one of my own in December!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did it find you truffles in the deep deep darkness though

[kahljorn]

it aint a pig if it aint a truffle pig

[Dimnos]

Its still a baby. It has to feast on the blood of fallen truffles before he gets a nose for it or something.

[LordSappington]

Are truffles native to Texas?
I was thinking that when I get it, I'll train it to be like one of those assistant animals. Maybe see if it can be a therapy pig, because I have an excuse to look even more ridiculous whilst serving the public

[Esuohlim]

Oh hey check it out the guy I'm pretending to be on the internet posted another picture of himself haha well here you go

http://i.imgur.com/yAXwj.png

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/joysuit.jpg

[kahljorn]

how come your pants are a different color than your jacket and shoes

they're like purple or something

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey chojin, you know if you just paid the prostitute you might still have your job.

[Dimnos]

That dude looks more like Bill. :\

[Chojin]

Hey chojin, you know if you just paid the prostitute you might still have your job.

wut

[Tadao]

Hey chojin, you know if you just paid the prostitute you might still have your job.

:lol

[The Leader]

lol topical

[Grislygus]

"CAN YOU HEAR THAT, MISSTER ANDERSON? THAT'S THE SOUND, OF INEVITABILITY..."

[Zhukov]

All very funny guys.

Chojin, it looks like a suit looks good on you, but that one is slightly too long for photos to be taken of it. Also the pant colour is different.

[Grislygus]

You know you're the board's equivalent of an old traditionalist japanese man, right

[kahljorn]

i like how he delivered a constructive criticism amidst compliments

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/eCcaM.jpg

[Esuohlim]

i like how he delivered a constructive criticism amidst compliments

yeah seriously, what the fuck, this is i-mock noob.

jk We are all friends here 8]

EDIT: Nice brony meetup pic, FZ

[kahljorn]

ponies gotta defend themselves too

[Tadao]

:lol I like how the asian bitches are pushed to the side

[Tadao]

http://i.imgur.com/eCcaM.jpg

also they don't want to touch any on you pervs

[Sam]

:lol I LIKE HIS PINK SHOE LACES.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd explain why they were there but yeah we're prty gross

[Pentegarn]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/joysuit.jpg

Grats on landing the extra roll in MIB3

[Zhukov]

Or I could have flooded the place with laughs like that comment.

[Tadao]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was thinking more agent 47 or does he wear a red tie.

[Pentegarn]

Or I could have flooded the place with laughs like that comment.

You flood the place with boring and propaganda, be satisfied with that

[Tadao]

actually he keeps it in the politics section UNLIKE SOMEONE ELSE HERE

[captain516]

Chojin is Pitbull :eek

[Pentegarn]

Oh, so he can be a bitch at me all he wants and I have to take it now? Sorry, no deal

[Tadao]

just pointing out the irony :rolleyes

[ThrashO]

chojin is starring in the new hitman movie

it will be called shitman

[Tadao]

ME TOO ME TOO

[Zomboid]

You flood the place with boring and propaganda, be satisfied with that

What are you even talking about? Propaganda? And do you really not see the irony in your calling someone boring? You, the guy who is basically everyone's unfunny older, male relative?

[ThrashO]

guys hes not really red from that 70s program

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

What are you even talking about? Propaganda? And do you really not see the irony in your calling someone boring? You, the guy who is basically everyone's unfunny older, male relative?


And you are like the Lewis Black of the internet, funny for 5 seconds till you realize all your act really is is "I am annoyed at everyone and everything ever". Yeah you have room to talk about comedy :rolleyes

[Babs]

Yeah, and I'm like a hemorrhoid. A pain in the ass that never goes away.

[kahljorn]

i thought a five dollar cream got rid of those

[Big McLargehuge]

Everyone knows that Hemorrhoids are overly self important and incapable of contemplating their own non-existence.

[Babs]

Apply that to me (topically) and it all makes sense.

[Zomboid]

And you are like the Lewis Black of the internet, funny for 5 seconds till you realize all your act really is is "I am annoyed at everyone and everything ever". Yeah you have room to talk about comedy :rolleyes

Perhaps this point can be better illustrated by a reference to an innocuous comedy!

[Zhukov]

Pentegarn, you are this decades Kellychaos.

[Pentegarn]

Let's put this bluntly.

If i-mockery is supposed to be a place where you goof on each other with a friendly intent, then why are you two engaging me at all? Seriously, you both hate me, and I think more of a pile of compost than I do of either of you. Yet, one of you or both of you always seek me out and go out of your way to start a fight with me. It is honestly annoying to not just me, but several other posters. There's an ignore button, if I am so goddamned boring to you two lovebirds, just click my name and click the damn thing. Instead of being so fucking childish and trying to impress the 10 remaining people who post here and find this tired old bullshit so exhausting. (Granted at least Zomboid you aren't as cowardly as Zhukov, who acts like a bitch then when I slap back runs like one. and as an aside to you Zhukov, you should fly to America's Hat and consummate this eerie internet relationship with Zomboid, it would be the first pussy you ever got)

I know the easy counter argument, "well you could ignore them". Sure, and if you pay attention that's usually what I do, I certainly don't have to reply to things they post that clearly weren't said to me because I don't need to, but I will not let these two starcrossed lovers act like bitches toward me and not defend myself, especially if I can manage to get through my day without talking to them, even though they seem to need me so damned badly.

So neither side in this little crapfest likes each other. As I said, ignore me if i am so fucking boring to you, or quit being bitches. Either way suits me.