Post Yer Picture Here...

[Zomboid]

Yeah I have no money. :( I'm sure Canada has free tattoo work in their socialist society.

Oh, I did it myself with a steak knife and pens that I stole from banks and video stores.

[Tadao]

Is that really the best Thrasho has got? It was kinda boring and redundant. Oh well.

[Zomboid]

Well, he's a douche who enjoys informing people on the internet of his love of pot (and its apparent exclusivity, I guess), he lives in a dorm, and he refers to someone as his "girl," so you can't be too surprised.

[Tadao]

My new motorcycle, he's only a baby, but he's my best friend.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/GingerFootieBoy/BodCycleSm.jpg

I miss Bod. :(

[ThrashO]

bing wong yim

i loved you in rush hour

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Where is tadao in his power metal rape van.

OH HERE IT IS
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/kittyvanimockeryvan2.jpg

[b_squared]

Shouldn't there be a bunny on there as well.

[Pentegarn]

It's on the other side

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also there is a bunny on the inside. Right next to the rape.

[Pentegarn]

I like to keep my bunnies next to the rape as well

[Dimnos]

I hear it helps to keep the victim participant docile.

[stevetothepast]

Hi dimnos.

[Grislygus]

QUOTE OF THE YEAR

[stevetothepast]

tank u very much.

[Sam]

FUCKING HELL, STEVE

[stevetothepast]

HI SAMMY PICKLES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.youlikes.com/drawing-files/2011/Jul/24/mr-pickle-man-1767643997464936432.png
SAMMY PICKLES JR

[stevetothepast]

lawlz

[Phoenix Gamma]

EVERY TIME I GET A HAIRCUT I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WELL FUCK YOU WORLD I'M JUST GONNA BE A DOUCHEBAG FROM NOW ON
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/304303_644598023733_50206259_33656390_2072768_n.jp g
GOD I WISH I WASN'T REALLY IRISH SO I COULD BE REALLY TAN THEN PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT ME.

[Pentegarn]

Play your douchebag cards right and maybe Abercrombie and Fitch will now pay you not to wear their clothes :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just give up the jig.

[elx]

grislygus :3

[Dimnos]

Steve!

[executioneer]

CYRIL

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FIGGIS

[Esuohlim]

...

OH, uh...BARNEY!

[Sam]

This thread needs more Sammy Pickles Jr.

[Rongi]

god damnit don't wanna do no damn german homework

[Colonel Flagg]

Gott Verdammt. Ich will nicht, dass mein Deutsch hausaufgaben zu tun.

[Kitsa]

my last german teacher was a dead ringer for the emcee from cabaret. It kept things interesting.

[MLE]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/304303_644598023733_50206259_33656390_2072768_n.jp g

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/arts/offthepage/blog/jeff1.jpg

[MLE]

WHY DO I HAVE NO PICKLES THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

[Aaarg]

I GAVE YOU A PICKLE

[Aaarg]

OH NO I HOPE MY GORLFRIEND DOESNT READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN A "PICKLE" - GRAPHICAL REPRESANTATION OF MESSAGEBOARD "REPUTATION' ON THE I-MOCKERY-DOT-COM FORUM SYSTEM

[Rongi]

my last german teacher was a dead ringer for the emcee from cabaret. It kept things interesting.

my german teacher is only like two or three years older than me, it's kind of weird being subordinate to someone so young

[Grislygus]

grislygus :3

DAMMIT I was going to make a joke about my long-lost twin brother until I decided that I didn't want people noticing

[Grislygus]

Oh, well. Now that's the cat's out of the bag let's hammer the nail in the coffin with a direct comparison

EVERY TIME I GET A HAIRCUT I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WELL FUCK YOU WORLD I'M JUST GONNA BE A DOUCHEBAG FROM NOW ON
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/304303_644598023733_50206259_33656390_2072768_n.jp g
GOD I WISH I WASN'T REALLY IRISH SO I COULD BE REALLY TAN THEN PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT ME.


Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0080.jpg


Don't say I never gave to the cause

[Esuohlim]

GUS IS A FINER HUNK OF MAN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hubba hubba

[Dr. Boogie]

EVERY TIME I GET A HAIRCUT I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WELL FUCK YOU WORLD I'M JUST GONNA BE A DOUCHEBAG FROM NOW ON
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/304303_644598023733_50206259_33656390_2072768_n.jp g
GOD I WISH I WASN'T REALLY IRISH SO I COULD BE REALLY TAN THEN PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT ME.

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/207601-MusclesGlasses-Header.jpg

[MattJack]

^^^^^^

I was thinking the exact same thing

[Zomboid]

Except that second dude is not flexing to have his biceps be visible, and he doesn't appear to have acne or an oddly bumpy chin.

[Zomboid]

That's a bitchin' Deadpool costume on that one guy, though.

[Tadao]

Except that second dude is not flexing to have his biceps be visible, and he doesn't appear to have acne or an oddly bumpy chin.

BUT GUS DOES! :O

[Zomboid]

And both of them took pictures of themselves in front of mirrors! :eek

[Tadao]

MOM! BE QUIT! I'M DOING SOMETHING! I'LL BE OUT OF THE BATHROOM IN A MINUTE! GOD!

[k0k0]

Is this gonna be a thing? Are we all going to be showing pictures of ourselves in front of mirrors with cell phones showing muscles? Because I can't get behind that. This isn't a chojin party.

[Chojin]

go lift something, nerd

[Sam]

OH, YOU GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS ALL THE OTHER GUYS HERE.

YOU QUEERS.

[Zomboid]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IMPRESSING GIRLS.

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

[ThrashO]

lol

[Zomboid]

Some BROS and I moments after winning another round of flip cup. I always pose like an idjit. I DO IT ON PURPOSE.

http://i53.tinypic.com/deo587.jpg

[Tadao]

That's a high class hotel you guys are staying in.

By Canadian standards of course.

[Fathom Zero]

WOOD PANEL DELUXE

[Zomboid]

That's our braw's basement. We're standing behind a ping pong table, and that basement also sports a fooseball table, a bar, an iPod deck, a mini fridge, and ceiling panels sitting on the floor in the corner.

[Vyvyan Basterd]

Wood panels are the shit brah

[MrAdventure]

http://i53.tinypic.com/deo587.jpg



the mormons called they want their temple back dudes!!!

[Chojin]

Some BROS and I moments after

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/qc-bros-pic.jpg

[Zomboid]

Thanks, braw. I think I'll buy that. Few things give me as much pleasure as a good bro sesh.

[Vyvyan Basterd]

Except the guy on the right is giving a brojob.

[k0k0]

I've been wearing this shirt for the last 2 and a half weeks straight. I tend to do that whenever I get a new shirt.

http://sale.images.woot.com/A_BIG_IdeasokDetail.png
Today was the first day I took it off to wash it.

[Aaarg]

nice shirt, brobot

[Kitsa]

I did that with this one (http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/it-s-okay-pluto).

[Zomboid]

I only wear old shirts for days at a time--and even then, it's only when I'm at home. Otherwise I change shirts e'rry time I go out.

[Aaarg]

awesome shirt kitsa

also i tend not to wear new shirts very often because i don't want to fuck them up

but i tend to wear the same shirt for several days in a row anyway

[Kitsa]

I should specify...I WASH THEM, I just happen to keep picking them out of the closet over and over.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm rocking this until it tears off me.


http://pad.indiemerch.com/i/c/6/c64743d840/293.jpg (http://pad.indiemerch.com/i/c/6/c64743d840.jpg)

[Aaarg]

washin' clothes what in tarnation!!!!

i wear a shirt and then my girlfriend sleeps in it and then i put it back on and since i didn't sleep in it it's still clean to me!!!!

[MarioRPG]

That's our braw's basement. We're standing behind a ping pong table, and that basement also sports a fooseball table, a bar, an iPod deck, a mini fridge, and ceiling panels sitting on the floor in the corner.

Sounds like a perfect party environment, actually.

[k0k0]

Well after I've worn the shirt I really love for about 3 weeks, it comes off and then it's like it gets retired and I just save it for those special days. On regular days I'll just wear shirts I don't care about like the ones my mom got me from belize and jerusalem.

[Aaarg]

take that, mom! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't even know where my "favorite shirt" is!

[replicant]

I am trying not to wear my fright rags t-shirts out but they are super comfy.

[Zhukov]

I used to collect Beastie Boys t-shirts, but I kept wearing them out. I suppose I still collect them, but none of them are mint.

I'm going to take a few photos of me in t-shirts I like sometime.

[Mad Melvin]

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/The-Big-Lebowski-World-of-Pain-Posters_i2728140_.htm (http://www.allposters.fi/-sp/The-Big-Lebowski-World-of-Pain-posters_i2728140_.htm)

I like that shirt. Bought some other cool shit from there as well.

[k0k0]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Warpigsxu6Detail.png

For some reason this shirt gets me all kinds of girls talking to me. I have no idea why. I really wish I had bought 3 of them for when this one gets worn out since the website I buy from only carries the top 20 popular shirts per week aka. The reckoning. On a brighter note, I get all my shirts for 10 bucks plus tax.

[ThrashO]

I get the same reaction from broads in my Rocko's Modern Life shirt. It's the ultimate poon magnet.

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/huge3.jpg

No t-shirt, unfortunately. I should have this one saved as 'lecherous'.

PS: No, I didn't take it. I don't have an i-phone that can make the edges look fuzzy. No, I didn't ask them to do the embellishments. Look at my kick arse camera; no fucking around, thanks.

[ThrashO]

Hell yeah, nabbin' them roller-bitches upskirts.

[k0k0]

All them hairy muscled man looking thighs, wooh.

[Chojin]

you look like a social studies teacher

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

More like pics of roller derby girls 201 professor

[Kitsa]

I think a lot of times Roller Derby girls have more groupies than bands.

And then they sort of coincide sometimes, like in Rev. Norb's world.

[Zhukov]

you look like a social studies teacher
That's fair enough; that was my original career choice.

I think a lot of times Roller Derby girls have more groupies than bands.

And referees.

[MLE]

Yeah, they have more referees too.

[Aaarg]

wtf whitesnake had like five referees

[Zhukov]

Ok, yeah. Poorly structured.

[Kitsa]

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

I can't remember if I put this one up yet. Pub would know, since he has a folder on each of us.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/kitsawithabignose.jpg

I'd say "my nose doesn't usually look that big" but it probably does.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pub, make sure to split my folder in two.

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[Kitsa]

pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6412.jpg

[k0k0]

We can be bearded buddies.

[Tadao]

Dude, if we went to school together I guarantee I would have raped your favorite girl and stole your skateboard out of your locker.

:(

[Tadao]

ALSO to keep Koko up to date,

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Hawk.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/0919061708.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Ooogabooga.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/baby.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wedding.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_63501.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_63521.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_63591.jpg

[k0k0]

That's cool man. I used to bring shitty boards to school because lockers got broken into so easily. At home I'd ride the good stuff. When I lose a few more pounds, I think I'll get into skateboarding again and see if my middle aged bones are good at bending.

[Tadao]

HOW ABOUT I HELP YOU TEST YOUR BONES YOU GREEN DAY LOVING FAGHOLE

[k0k0]

I was rocking the hitler too, for about 5 months. During that time I only got a talking to once by some bitch at a show. Anytime anyone would comment, I'd just let them know I was bringing hitler back baby! In a non racist way.

edit: I have never liked green day. I will admit to liking Kris Kross when I was a kid...and vanilla ice.

and I once got sent to the principal for always telling a girl in art class that she can't touch this and pointing to my penis.

[Fathom Zero]

Man, Tadao, you run the gamut from skinhead to Windtalker to trucker to Tony Danza.

[Zhukov]

And no I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya
Headbutt ya, you say you can't touch this
And I wouldn't touch ya, punk motherfucka


I like Kriss Kross and Vanilla Ice as an adult. :\

[k0k0]

The only vanilla ice song in my rotation at the moment is Ninja Rap. Whenever I get dragged to a club, I'll offer the dj a 20 to play Ninja Rap. It's so stupid yet I always get down harder than everyone else for that one song. Then I go back to listening to the lame boring music they have going.

[Kitsa]

I think the wedding pic of tadao looked the best. The second one down (mohawk and handlebar in case I can't count) looks like the mexican guy from Boondock Saints II.

[Fathom Zero]

The one I liked the most was of him cradling the sandwich.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/2008/tumblrlrhr70awny1qbee04.png

whitest dude alive right here guys

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The only vanilla ice song in my rotation at the moment is Ninja Rap. Whenever I get dragged to a club, I'll offer the dj a 20 to play Ninja Rap. It's so stupid yet I always get down harder than everyone else for that one song. Then I go back to listening to the lame boring music they have going.

Have you ever seen a turtle get down?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man, Tadao, you run the gamut from skinhead to Windtalker to trucker to Tony Danza.

To being a married highlander.

[Zhukov]

The only vanilla ice song in my rotation at the moment is Ninja Rap. Whenever I get dragged to a club, I'll offer the dj a 20 to play Ninja Rap. It's so stupid yet I always get down harder than everyone else for that one song. Then I go back to listening to the lame boring music they have going.

Word. And I'm totally serious when I say that, ha.

[Pentegarn]

Have you ever seen a turtle get down?

In this day in age who could ask for more?

[Kitsa]

To this day I become enraged when Mr. Kitsa inevitably fucks up the lyrics to "Ice Ice Baby".

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/MPWTPl.jpg
snooooze

also I love how my roommate and I always keep our toothbrushes on top of one another, and then keep the ones belonging to our boyfriends away, on the opposite side. :lol yucky men.

[Fathom Zero]

mmmm gamestop titties

I KID

NOT REALLY

[Aaarg]

they sell things that will hold toothbrushes away from each other!

[Fathom Zero]

elx you are so tiny

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i.imgur.com/MPWTPl.jpg
snooooze

also I love how my roommate and I always keep our toothbrushes on top of one another, and then keep the ones belonging to our boyfriends away, on the opposite side. :lol yucky men.

:love

[MLE]

Quick, someone save it before she takes it down

[elx]

hey MLE, where've you been!

[Esuohlim]

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/2008/tumblrlrhr70awny1qbee04.png

whitest dude alive right here guys

I'm pretty white myself but this one really takes the angel-food cake! :chuckle

Also if Bill and elx are internet married does that make Bill my internet bro-in-law? I AM FORGETTING HOW OUR FAKE INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS WORK

[Sam]

ELX IS MY TERRIBLE DAUGHTER AND SHE IS SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT WITH HER GAMESTOP JOB AND TOOTH-BRUSHES, HOW DEPRESSING. :(

[ThrashO]

Im starting P90X today. I've attempted it several times and always give up within the first month. But this time I'm sticking with it. When it's over (December 17th) Ill post before and after pictures.

There are two reasons to rewind P90X. Either youre a badass who wants to do more or you fell asleep. Guess which one I did?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/WHAT.jpg

[Sam]

I MUST SPREAD REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO TADAO AGAIN.

[k0k0]

I got him covered. In my spunk.

[Aaarg]

ooh it's translucent, nice touch

[ThrashO]

Not for long it's not. You can't see through blood.

[kahljorn]

damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

[ThrashO]

damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

The dont call him the cheeseburger for nothing.

[elx]

I
Also if Bill and elx are internet married does that make Bill my internet bro-in-law? I AM FORGETTING HOW OUR FAKE INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS WORK
well if sam is our mommy and wiffles is our cat and bill is our husband and colonel flagg is our dad then we are definitely the royal caste around here

[Sam]

I SHAT YOU FROM MY WOMB AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT THAT YOU ARE

[Chojin]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319254_10150287145802688_749062687_8026605_1110899 506_n.jpg

lately, people have been telling me i look like the rock

wut

[k0k0]

Yeah, I think you look like you're on the rock too.

[Grislygus]

Chojin, I think it's high time you came clean about being Yul Brynner's illegitimate lovechild

[Pentegarn]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319254_10150287145802688_749062687_8026605_1110899 506_n.jpg

lately, people have been telling me i look like the rock

wut

I can see it in that pic, kind of an underweight Rock

[Zhukov]

Malnourished Asian The Rock.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://theringbball.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jayz_45jasonkidd.jpg?w=525&h=425

[k0k0]

Yeah, he looks like that guy a lot more than the rock.

[Esuohlim]

THE DUDE ON THE LEFT LOVES BUNNIES

[Aaarg]

fuck bunnies thin diesel should beat that guy up

[ThrashO]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319254_10150287145802688_749062687_8026605_1110899 506_n.jpg

lately, people have been telling me i look like the rock

wut

if the rock pulled back his foreskin, wiped the cheese out from the edges of his corona glandis and flung it onto the ground, with enough sunlight and nutrients I think it would turn into you.

[Chojin]

people just think all bald people look alike

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Pentegarn]

You bald people are so freaking sensitive

You should have a million cueball march

[ThrashO]

you must spread reputation (or buttcheaks) around before giving it to pentegarn again >:

[k0k0]

I'm in the same boat Thrash. Somebody give pent some pickle-age for that.

[Kitsa]

done.

[Chojin]

but

but i was referencing an imock meme

[Fathom Zero]

you thought there'd be hair, you ignorant fucks

[Sam]

:lol DYLAN

[Rongi]

chojin looks like david bowie circa 1976

[Chojin]

i'll take it

[Pentegarn]

At least we know now who they will cast for the Goblin King if the ever remake Labyrinth.

Also who would play the Scorpion King if they ever remake that

Or the King of Siam in The King and I

Chojin was born to play remake kings apparently

[Chojin]

YrSZ09cpZsU

[k0k0]

I'm guessing you're trying to avoid being compared to Vin Diesel?

[Chojin]

fuck no, diesel is the man

[Aaarg]

I'm guessing you're trying to avoid being compared to Vin Deisel?

too late, already did it

[k0k0]

fuck no, diesel is the man

I only liked him in pitch black and chronicles of riddick. All of his other movies were poop.

[Dimnos]

What are you talking about? He was an awesome sniper victim in Saving Private Ryan.

[MLE]

I forgot how retarded HHH's titontron was.

[Pentegarn]

That made me thin of when Motorhead sang his theme song live and you couldn't understand it. The WWE board i was perusing at the time put up about 6 threads all titled "Typed out the lyrics of the live All About the Game by Motorhead" They all went so:

It's all about the game
kjgdkj giufg jhgj glkjdg fkjs '
hjfh gejsh dfkjghfdsk hoiyuoiyhoi erjhnwoieyf


I still smile at that gag even though the joke got repeated half a dozen times in 2 minutes.

[MLE]

They were completely wasted and stoned during that performance. They forgot all the words to their own song.

[Pentegarn]

For real? I am not sure if that makes the whole thing more or less funny

[MLE]

I certainly was laughing during it.

[Pentegarn]

I was as well

[Sam]

YOU EXPECTED LEMMY TO NOT BE STONED AND DRUNK DURING A PERFORMANCE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

[Pentegarn]

Rock stars are not known for having a reputation for professionalism

[k0k0]

Taped my dirty blinds up waiting for Mr. UPS.
http://i.imgur.com/TLWye.jpg

My neighbors probably don't want this dude watching outside as their children come home from school. So they better hope he gets here fast. I want my Gears of War 3.
http://i.imgur.com/4P24y.jpg

[b_squared]

Looks like blood splatter on those blinds, no wonder the UPS guy is late.

[MarioRPG]

"Here's your package, Mr. Manson"

[Esuohlim]

Still looks less dangerous than that Portland animator guy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

AFRAID OF US, YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T NO GAME TO US. YOU STRANGE TO US THAT'S WHEN WE GETTIN DANGEROUS. COME ON

[Dr. Boogie]

http://novaonline.nvcc.edu/eli/evans/Photos/Russia/Rasputin.jpg

[Kitsa]

HAH that was my first thought too

[k0k0]

There are worse people I could be compared to.

[Fathom Zero]

He got a bad rap.

[kahljorn]

how did he have a bad rap hes like totally awesome

[executioneer]

RA RA RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

TmjdZKfumEI

[executioneer]

also
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/mcchris.jpg

mc chris ownz

[Kitsa]

that's pretty badass, with the possible exception of the pink pony on your shirt, but you just barely get away with that

[Zhukov]

Cool hat.

[Nick]

Willie, I feel that we should stage an intervention for you. This is a safe place, Willie. We all love you. :(





Applejack is best.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

New tattoo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/godzillafinish.jpg

Just got so much badass because it looks like he's tearing ass in Tromaville

[ThrashO]

I gotta admit, even though Zomboid doesn't like me, that is a rad tattoo.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Zomboid doesn't like anyone though. But especially you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Zomboid doesn't like anyone though. But especially you.

edit: double post equals he double especially doesn't like you. lol

[Sam]

did you get down on your knees for that Willie, or did mc chris have to stand on something? :lol

[executioneer]

he was standing on a platform :eek

[ItalianStereotype]

zomboid is a bro, y'all niggas just don't have what it takes.

[ThrashO]

yo kid, that was ill

[ItalianStereotype]

no thang but a chicken wang on a strang, brah

[ItalianStereotype]

we goin to sizzler we goin to sizzler

[HickMan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284624_1922079618780_1445760070_31585397_378965_n. jpg

At a McDonald's in Kuwait. All meat was halal and tasted...funny. They did have the CHICKEN Big Mac..never saw that before.

EDIT: I just realized I'm making the James Quall face.

[HickMan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283897_10150709429760084_869805083_19883737_412923 4_n.jpg

ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.

[ItalianStereotype]

that's...quite a forehead.

[HickMan]

Quite to forehead for quite the lady.

[k0k0]

She's hot, even with the fivehead. Good snag man.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah but what about the threesome?

[Rongi]

REAL TALK: when I was 19 I had this crazy girlfriend who believed in mermaids and atlantis and witch spells and stupid shit. every time after we fucked she would ask me if maybe next time i would like her friend to come over. i would always say no, thinking she meant for the three of us to hang out and talk about energy crystals or something gay

it was only after i broke up with her that i realized that she was proposing a threesome. and i turned it down every. single. time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SON OF A BITCH

[k0k0]

It's cool man, threesomes aren't really the best thing for a relationship. If you spend too much time on the other girl, this in turn leads to your girl to get jealous and pissy. And really, it's just kind of a messy situation altogether. Sounds fun, but isn't really other than "hey, 4 tits at once"

[HickMan]

http://www.librarian.net/talks/clc/CLC.key/SJ_Shoulder_Shrug.jpg

Threesomes are cool and all. In fact, they're super fuckin' cool. And there's no better ego boost then dumping a load on two chick's chests. But call me a pussywhipped faggot boy, but my old lady gives me some much needed substance in my life. Also, she's a freak. So that helps.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've passed up 1 threesome that I don't regret.

[ThrashO]

Call me a fag but a 3 some has never been a personal fantasy. It's way hotter to me being with one chick whose down to please. Plus lesbians never really did much for me.

:wank :chuckleworthy

[k0k0]

I'm all about the lesbians. I can't watch porn with dudes. All I really watch is lesbo or solo stuff.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Whose talking about two chicks at once?

[Pentegarn]

I've passed up 1 threesome that I don't regret.

So who was dizzymisslizzy trying to bring in? Coolinator?

[HickMan]

Guitar Woman

[kahljorn]

you guys could've all not done heroin right together and then fucked in slow motion

[Pentegarn]

It would be like having a 3 way with DML and John Morrison

N15RvmLuik4

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So who was dizzymisslizzy trying to bring in? Coolinator?

I guess two threesomes I've turned down then. One with her and her roommate.

The other is another story altogether. Not involving her.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It would be like having a 3 way with DML and John Morrison

N15RvmLuik4

Would have been more like vYHl1u3Z-6I

[Pentegarn]

I assume R-Truth represents you?

[Zhukov]

I had an ex ask me if I would be interested in one, and after I said I wasn't, she didn't comment on it ever again. I think it was a test, since it was so out of character for her, and I think she would have stabbed me had I said yes.

Can't fool me so easily :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I assume R-Truth represents you?

Absolutely.

[k0k0]

Don't ever take vicodin. It'll make you cut your hair and mustache and then you'll look like a 19 year old boy.

http://i.imgur.com/GRQWI.jpg

How am I supposed to attract the ladies without crumbs sticking to my upper lip and my garish homeless man long hair?

[Pentegarn]

you can still rock a really nice pompadour though with those locks

[Kitsa]

looks like you're about 1/6 of the way to a nice Scott Ian with that thing.

[k0k0]

Yeah, unfortunately I cut half of my beard off too. It was about double that. I don't know what I was thinking at the time. All I have is texts I made to friends saying weird things.

And yeah, I need to read up on creating a pomp. I'll be the rockabillyest guy in my household.

[Esuohlim]

You are almost the spitting image of a respectable member of society now!

[Zhukov]

You look like a time travelling George Clooney who lives in the 1700s, 1980s and the year 2011 at the same time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Koko you always be pimpin

This is for lord sappington

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Dscn0258.jpg

I had to hook up my gateway 2000 and upload it with netscape navigator. See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.

[Fathom Zero]

you look like a juggalo

[Zhukov]

See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.

Awesome.

[k0k0]

Koko you always be pimpin

This is for lord sappington

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Dscn0258.jpg

I had to hook up my gateway 2000 and upload it with netscape navigator. See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.

Did you use an iron-on? I tried to make a couple shirts using those when I was young and fucked em up.

[Kitsa]

I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

[ThrashO]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Dscn0258.jpg


THIS PICTURE HAS RUINED MY DAY

[Pentegarn]

I get kind of a skinny Seth Rogan vibe from that pic 10k

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

you look like a juggalo

How dare you

Awesome.

:pickle

Did you use an iron-on? I tried to make a couple shirts using those when I was young and fucked em up.

Yeah, it came with give them the boot 2 maybe. It held really good.

I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

Lol

THIS PICTURE HAS RUINED MY DAY

Mission accomplished

I get kind of a skinny Seth Rogan vibe from that pic 10k

I've gained a lot of weight and lost a bunch of hair in ten years.

[k0k0]

I don't remember Give Em The Boot 2 having an iron on in it. I remember that cd specifically because I was pissed off that Choking Victim was gone, but then upon hearing that Leftover Crack had formed, this was the first taste of what the sound would be like. Plus the cd is what lead to me buying Mouthwash's '1000 Dreams', a really great purchase and was a really sweet compilation.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe they were just giving them out at the sam goody when i picked it up. I remember it came with a dkm one too but that one turned out not so hot.

[Geggy]

ratta tatta batta boom
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/ak-47.jpg

[Kitsa]

Koko you always be pimpin

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Dscn0258.jpg



Your hairdo actually kind of reminds me of that Spin Doctors guy.

[Zomboid]

CAN WE STOP QUOTING THAT FUCKING PICTURE, PLEASE? Those bright orange curls around that balding front of the scalp, combined with the angle, makes you look like a terrifying clown.

[Pentegarn]

I've gained a lot of weight and lost a bunch of hair in ten years.

So you are like the Sampson of slender

[Vyvyan Basterd]

I WANT TO TALK TO SAMPSON

[Pentegarn]

jsYEHTyLbeE

[ThrashO]

I WANT TO TALK TO SAMPSON

I was thinking about this post all day today.

I miss pickles :(

[ThrashO]

Koko you always be pimpin

This is for lord sappington

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Dscn0258.jpg

I had to hook up my gateway 2000 and upload it with netscape navigator. See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.

CAN WE STOP QUOTING THAT FUCKING PICTURE, PLEASE? Those bright orange curls around that balding front of the scalp, combined with the angle, makes you look like a terrifying clown.

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/1313656025375.jpeg

[MarioRPG]

Wow. How would someone even find that image? "terrifying clown vampire nightmare" ?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I actually have one where my hair is up like that too >:

[Aaarg]

POST IT

[Aaarg]

QUICKLY I'M GOING SOFT HERE!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I gotts hook up my gateway 6000 again

[ThrashO]

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/10khorrorrapemanyfisting.jpeg

[Aaarg]

i am angry about this wallpaper
http://klimp.dk/glown/bloodface.jpg

[k0k0]

Forced to stay in a well lit haunted house for several nights?

[Aaarg]

shit, i wish! this is just old-southern-house decor. when we moved in i had to take down like 5 stupid country hat ornamets on the walls and stupid frilly curtains and other dumb stuff.

i probably offended the owner because there was something hanging in the kitchen that said "bless this house" on separate pieces of wood. i turned around the "bless" and the lady came over the next day and i'm sure she noticed it.

sorry, ma'am, you just rented a house to a couple with four indoor pets and they're fucking atheists.

[Esuohlim]

Nice zits, man

[ThrashO]

those are obviously BB marks.

[Nick]

http://i.imgur.com/2Bcov.jpg

I posted this in the Halloween thread, but I'm wanted you guys to see it. :(

[Aaarg]

Nice zits, man

they're scabs actually. they were zits maybe two weeks ago. but now they're scabs that i pick open because i'm a piece of shit.

[Nick]

Glad to hear that. I thought it was herpes.

[ThrashO]

Metherpes