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10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 11th, 2010, 10:45 PM
Lol
Wiffles
Apr 12th, 2010, 12:10 AM
:squiglyhttp://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/IMG_6443cop3.gif:squigly
Tadao
Apr 12th, 2010, 12:22 AM
:O
captain516
Apr 12th, 2010, 06:30 PM
:lol
Babs
Apr 12th, 2010, 07:25 PM
GOD DAMN GREY
Esuohlim
Apr 12th, 2010, 07:43 PM
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/IMG_6443cop3.gifhttp://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/IMG_6443cop3.gif
Babs
Apr 12th, 2010, 08:46 PM
HE'S REPRODUCING ASEXUALLY! THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW! :chatter
Terra
Apr 13th, 2010, 02:09 AM
HE RAN OUT OF PEE
Sam
Apr 13th, 2010, 02:14 AM
TERRA I WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF PEE FOR YOU
Grislygus
Apr 13th, 2010, 02:26 AM
i agree with the statement! But what would the ladies think?????????????!!
TERRA! Waste life on viagra pissmen? Small penis with back alley, want better life? Sam extenze penis enlargement has love for you long acai berry concentrate. Pissman Sam always last, lifetime warranty with supplies running out! Pissman Sam proclaims his love many years YES discography amazon.com girls gone wild for Sam, but Sam only has bloated bladder for you! CALL NOW
Pentegarn
Apr 13th, 2010, 06:21 AM
How can the ladies not be on board with that?
Dixie
Apr 13th, 2010, 04:24 PM
the "nine toe tour" i'm all the way to the right in the blond guy's armpit
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs480.ash1/26270_116456905038095_100000213575525_261688_47254 9_n.jpg
Zomboid
Apr 14th, 2010, 10:47 PM
New tattoo:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/tattoo.jpg
Otto
Apr 14th, 2010, 11:01 PM
"I've got quite a SHOCKER for you tonight, kiddies! It's a little drunken night-out called "THE CRYPT-KEEPER TATTOO!" HEEHEEHEEHEE!"
Great tattoo, man! How long did it take you?
Zomboid
Apr 14th, 2010, 11:38 PM
Pretty close to 3 1/2 hours. The guy does some amazing work and I'm really pleased with it.
Fathom Zero
Apr 14th, 2010, 11:41 PM
That's hella-detailed, man. Nice stuff.
Zhukov
Apr 15th, 2010, 02:15 AM
That is really well done! Unfortunately it makes me feel sick to look at.
Chojin
Apr 15th, 2010, 12:18 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/catcomp.jpg
Zhukov
Apr 15th, 2010, 12:30 PM
Ditto.
Wiffles
Apr 15th, 2010, 03:09 PM
you didnt include your cat in your crash diet, cho =3
Tadao
Apr 15th, 2010, 03:36 PM
he bench presses the fatty
elx
Apr 15th, 2010, 07:24 PM
why does it look like you're trying to make out with your cat :(
Kitsa
Apr 15th, 2010, 08:53 PM
can we see it?
long gone, unfortunately...I think it pissed me off one too many times because the paint I used made the cloth hard and it was like wearing a great big shield on my chest. I was long on ideas and short on supplies so I did it with acrylic paint. No one got it, anyway.
And I don't know about masculinity/femininity of peeps. I just went with instinct. Although, it is France we're talking about, something soft and sweet and fluffy could just as easily be male. :itsokcauseimfrench
Chojin
Apr 15th, 2010, 09:47 PM
why does it look like you're trying to make out with your cat :(
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/thatisthejoke.jpg
elx
Apr 15th, 2010, 09:50 PM
but that's creepy not funny :(
The Leader
Apr 15th, 2010, 09:56 PM
The kitty said no, what are you so upset about?
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 15th, 2010, 10:33 PM
Nice keeper zomboid.
Colonel Flagg
Apr 15th, 2010, 10:52 PM
but that's creepy not funny :(
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Sam
Apr 16th, 2010, 01:17 AM
I LOVE KISSING SOME PUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHA
AMIRITEGUYS? ;)
The Leader
Apr 16th, 2010, 12:27 PM
Sam, you're incorrigible.
Supafly345
Apr 19th, 2010, 04:18 AM
I KEEP COMING HERE HOPING YOU HAVE POSTED A PICTURE LEADER BUT YOU NEVER DO. I WANT TO SEE YOU ON A TRAMPOLINE. No dis.
The Leader
Apr 19th, 2010, 10:20 AM
I don't have a trampoline. :c
Emu
Apr 19th, 2010, 01:45 PM
my cat rejects my advances, also
Tadao
Apr 19th, 2010, 04:13 PM
I got some pics to post but I'm leeching off of a neighbors connection till we get our new dsl. GET YOUR LUBE READY
Kitsa
Apr 19th, 2010, 05:57 PM
I'd post pics but the c-section ruined my girlish figure. I'd be the sort of stripper that had to give discounts.
Grislygus
Apr 19th, 2010, 06:39 PM
You'd be posting pictures after TADAO. Photos of a chainsmoking fifty-year old tweaker offering handjobs by the bathroom would look good in that scenario.
dirtyxblondexdame
Apr 19th, 2010, 08:49 PM
im not dead. and i finally chopped off my hippie hair!!
BEFORE (it's about 3 inches longer than you can see in the pic, terrible):
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/IMG00063.jpg
and after (drunk as shit after dinner in the city):
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/IMG00101.jpg
The Leader
Apr 19th, 2010, 08:56 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Esuohlim
Apr 19th, 2010, 08:58 PM
Oh yeah, I remember you. You're the one that leaves for long stretches of time only to come back uninvited to post pictures of yourself that nobody asked for.
dirtyxblondexdame
Apr 19th, 2010, 08:59 PM
YUP
Esuohlim
Apr 19th, 2010, 09:05 PM
Well you can go now
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 19th, 2010, 11:06 PM
Where are the tits, blowjobs and beehive glasses at?
Chojin
Apr 20th, 2010, 12:26 AM
take the picture at more of a downward angle imo. we can still detect the double chin.
example:
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/572/AFBEDF7B-43BD-410E-9592-74CFD3C98360/42-15513361.jpg
Phoenix Gamma
Apr 20th, 2010, 03:26 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs486.ash1/26595_559483254413_50206259_32404855_4242805_n.jpg
I swear to God I didn't know this picture was being taken. I just naturally pose like a dork, honest :(
Zhukov
Apr 20th, 2010, 03:39 AM
Not looking at the camera certainly helps.
Fathom Zero
Apr 20th, 2010, 12:18 PM
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/608/26266413797702081521697.jpg
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Grislygus
Apr 20th, 2010, 12:51 PM
BWLAARGBHYUOURH IT'S A HUGE ZITFACE PLAGUE AREA ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN, SOMEONE GET THE PAGE TO TURN OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALREADY HAD TO SEE THAT CHUBBERS PIC ONCE BEFORE GET THE MEMORIES OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEEAD
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 20th, 2010, 01:23 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs486.ash1/26595_559483254413_50206259_32404855_4242805_n.jpg
I swear to God I didn't know this picture was being taken. I just naturally pose like a dork, honest :(
That's a sweet stairwell.
Phoenix Gamma
Apr 20th, 2010, 03:20 PM
That's a sweet stairwell.
If you look at the lower left of the photo, you can see this small wooden door in the wall of the stairwell. The night that photo was taken, me and a few people realized it was unlocked and climbed inside.
Basically, it was a long network of ladders and floorboards going from the bottom of the building up to the very top (like, 15 floors at least). At the very bottom, we found old, crinkled, faded porno mags. We were up till 4:30 in the morning climbing around the insides of the hotel walls looking for shit. It was awesome.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs486.snc3/26595_559430295543_50206259_32403185_1411462_n.jpg
http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs506.snc3/26595_559430310513_50206259_32403188_4619395_n.jpg
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Apr 20th, 2010, 05:21 PM
I climbed Canada's famous CN Tower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CN_Tower) this past weekend for charity. 144 floors, 1776 steps. Took me 35 minutes, which isn't great, but it was a few minutes faster than the average and not too bad for a guy who was almost 350 pounds this time last year.
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5262/26162386417316217510916.jpg
Oh, and my heart attack was only minor.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9743/26162386417286217510916.jpg
bigtimecow
Apr 20th, 2010, 11:05 PM
holy shit tithonus you look great buddy
[/notgay]
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Apr 21st, 2010, 09:37 AM
Thanks Bro.
MarioRPG
Apr 21st, 2010, 11:55 AM
Haha, way to go JTP. I would have done that if I didn't have exams at this time of year and someone to go with.
Pub Lover
Apr 25th, 2010, 06:31 PM
I still post at this site, so here is me in a skirt:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/zoannaswedding017-1.jpg
The Leader
Apr 25th, 2010, 08:01 PM
:orgasm
kahljorn
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:56 AM
isn't that a kilt?
wait a second i thought you were a chick ;/
Wiffles
Apr 26th, 2010, 03:24 AM
You must get a nice breeze down there =3
Zhukov
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:43 AM
You look a lot different to how I remember.
We should get a kilt thread going. I've got one, but no sporran :(
Wiffles, does it get breezy when you wear a skirt with no underwear? Give vivid details please.
Wiffles
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:46 AM
It depends where you stand and the direction of the wind. But I havent tried it, just simulated assumptions ~_~
kahljorn
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:38 PM
what kind of weird internet character hasn't tried on a skirt :O
FREAK
elx
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:24 PM
i've never worn a skirt with nothing under on either and i'm not a freak of a character :(
it's o k wiffles, let's hug
Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:30 PM
Now kiss the nape of her neck.
Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:31 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/MeandT-1.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/family.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Tsfamily.jpg
Zhukov
Apr 26th, 2010, 10:47 PM
It depends where you stand and the direction of the wind. But I havent tried it, just simulated assumptions ~_~
I have gone gan éadaí before, and it wasn't cold at all. The thickness of the kilt keeps you warm, and it's weight, as well as the fact that you are holding it down for dear life, prevents it from getting blown up in the wind.
Fathom Zero
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:10 PM
Put the hair back on, mate. You look like the Asian Carlos Mencia.
Zhukov
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:23 PM
I think he looks better shaved.
Chojin
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:33 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/family.jpg
http://bluebuddies.com/MsgPics/001966-Link_Mah_Boi_by_zephyrcape.jpg
Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:38 PM
I think I might be saying something that people wish I didn't say.
Grislygus
Apr 27th, 2010, 02:10 AM
what kind of weird internet character hasn't tried on a skirt :O
FREAK
I've never done that; one of my wierder ex-girlfriends was excited by the prospect of me wearing her underwear, does that count
Esuohlim
Apr 27th, 2010, 12:19 PM
Put the hair back on, mate. You look like the Asian Carlos Mencia.
:lol
WhiteRat
Apr 27th, 2010, 03:01 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/9jj6ux.jpg
Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 03:29 PM
you gotta use a knife, not a pen.
WhiteRat
Apr 27th, 2010, 03:36 PM
Knife, pen, doesn't matter. She still ended up in a dumpster.
Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 03:38 PM
cut out the eyes
:hypno
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 06:52 PM
A badass tattoo I got
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2010-04-20185611.jpg
The best liquor store ever
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2010-04-24221135.jpg
Saint Paddy's day. New girlfriend is the brunette.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0470.jpg
Every Saint Patricks day there is a pink caddy that drives around playing "La Cucha Rocha" when you honk the horn
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0436.jpg
The Leader
Apr 27th, 2010, 07:05 PM
The army airborne somberly look on.
Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 07:06 PM
Way too many white people in one place.
Chojin
Apr 28th, 2010, 04:40 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/100428_belt.jpg
because tadao wanted a nipple shot.
almost down to 15% bf now, working for 8% before summer but will probably only get to like 12-13% before june ;<
btw yes i know it isn't impressive fuck you i am just elated that i'm nowhere near as fat as i was last year
Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 04:44 AM
Little pokey nipples make me happy.
Colonel Flagg
Apr 28th, 2010, 05:16 AM
Have you thought of buying a Batman suit?
Fathom Zero
Apr 28th, 2010, 06:01 AM
You have epic facial structure and hair, dawg. Keep it up.
Way too many white people in one place.Fucking A, man.
Zhukov
Apr 28th, 2010, 07:13 AM
I think you can stop worrying now Chojin, you're not fat at all.
Chojin
Apr 28th, 2010, 07:24 AM
<3
i'm actually starting to have a problem with loose skin (cropped out). it's nothing horrid like jared-style rolls, but it makes my stomach look crinkly. i hope that shit works itself out in time.
Zhukov
Apr 28th, 2010, 07:28 AM
:lol Oh fucking gross you sick fuck! You fat fuck with fucking skin flaps fucks.
I'm guessing you're pretty healthy, so I would also guess that your healthy skin will be like normal healthy skin and keep it's elasticity. I'm not a personal trainer or a doctor, but I'd wager that a little bit of loose skin would fix itself.
Chojin
Apr 28th, 2010, 07:37 AM
yeah, it only happened in like the past week while i've been on my latest diet stint, so i'm not too concerned about it yet
it's just ruining my glamour shots
Esuohlim
Apr 28th, 2010, 10:00 AM
I grew out my hair, lol
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/368/lollr3.jpg
Fathom Zero
Apr 28th, 2010, 10:05 AM
Wahaha.
Esuohlim
Apr 28th, 2010, 10:09 AM
My 16-year-old self is enjoying a fine Peeno Noare and the finest anime on this side of the pond is on my TV
Fathom Zero
Apr 28th, 2010, 11:59 AM
Only assholes drink wine.
Real men drink this. (http://www.wallywine.com/p-44546-kraken-black-spiced-rum-750ml.aspx?affiliateid=10098)
WhiteRat
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:02 PM
What the hell is wrong with GW
Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:08 PM
His nose is some kind of fist magnet.
Esuohlim
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:09 PM
btw yes i know it isn't impressive fuck you i am just elated that i'm nowhere near as fat as i was last year
Give me my watch back
Grislygus
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:57 PM
I'm going to go ahead and second WHiterat's question there
Only assholes drink wine.
Real men drink this. (http://www.wallywine.com/p-44546-kraken-black-spiced-rum-750ml.aspx?affiliateid=10098)
Jesus fucking christ, if I wanted to drink pure alcoholic syrup... you'd be better off picking up a cheap "WAL MART EXCLUSIVE" ruby port or that s'mores schnapps from South Park
Fathom Zero
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:14 PM
:lol
There's no way anything with a kraken on it could taste good.
But it does have a kraken on it.
Guitar Woman
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:20 PM
You guys should see what years of alcoholism have done to my pretty face!
It is no laughing matter!
Guitar Woman
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:27 PM
Also fuck you fgts I've pretty much accepted the fact that I'm an ugly motherfucker do you have a problem with that
Guitar Woman
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:28 PM
I've got eastern european ancestry, that is mainly the problem here
Esuohlim
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:47 PM
Eastern European ancestry has made me an adonis
And Adonis was Greek so there you go
Guitar Woman
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:50 PM
Romanians, though, they're statistically one of the most ugly people on the planet.
I think people from Asian Russia probably beat them, though.
Fathom Zero
Apr 29th, 2010, 12:54 PM
Eastern European ancestry has made me an adonis
And Adonis was Greek so there you go
You look like a ten year old.
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 01:21 PM
Asian Russia? Opposed to?
Guitar Woman
Apr 29th, 2010, 01:28 PM
The Russia where they aren't gooks
Esuohlim
Apr 29th, 2010, 01:43 PM
You look like a ten year old.
A sexy ten-year-old
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 01:52 PM
The Russia where they aren't gooks
The Russia in northern Asia?
Zhukov
Apr 29th, 2010, 02:04 PM
I think he means like Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Mongolia and the like. What some less eugenically orientated might mistakenly call Central Asia.
You know, Asian Russia.
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 02:17 PM
Ah more like Asian people not the Asian continent. I feel ya.
Tadao
Apr 29th, 2010, 02:31 PM
I need to make up a drink called "Yellow Russian"
Maybe Pee Pee and Coke.
The Leader
Apr 29th, 2010, 02:44 PM
:lol
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 03:06 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsQcwuatxI/AAAAAAAAAP0/NwijleSfLSc/s400/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg
+
http://images3.makefive.com/images/200902/04bfa3151ed32d95.jpg
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 29th, 2010, 03:33 PM
I've drank the lightning bolt...its full of awwww.
Sam
Apr 29th, 2010, 03:39 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsQcwuatxI/AAAAAAAAAP0/NwijleSfLSc/s400/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg
+
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9a93/PopovVodka.jpg
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 04:03 PM
Im so going to try that. :lol Can you even still buy the Seagal drinks anymore?
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 29th, 2010, 04:22 PM
I think at walmart
Tadao
Apr 29th, 2010, 04:23 PM
I WOULD SO MOVE ALL OF YOUR FAGGOT POSTS TO CHAT
Dimnos
Apr 29th, 2010, 04:32 PM
And that sir is why you are the man.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 29th, 2010, 05:38 PM
YOU'RE RIGHT WE SHOULD ONLY POST PICTURES AND COMMENT ON THE PICTURES THAT WERE POSTED. THEN PICTURE THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES. THEN POST ABOUT THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES.
Chojin
Apr 30th, 2010, 04:58 AM
combining energy drinks with alcohol is the weirdest feeling.
you're too drunk to do shit, but you need to do it RIGHT NOW.
Fathom Zero
Apr 30th, 2010, 07:03 AM
Everybody seems to have glossed over the fact that Stoli is godawful.
Chojin
Apr 30th, 2010, 08:45 AM
stoli is great, fgt
Fathom Zero
Apr 30th, 2010, 09:47 AM
>:
We're gonna have to agree to disagree here, Muscles.
Dimnos
Apr 30th, 2010, 11:29 AM
If the possibility of regretting your actions the next day is not present, then your missing the point. :\
executioneer
May 1st, 2010, 02:37 AM
Everybody seems to have glossed over the fact that Stoli is godawful.
thus making it perfect for mixing with energy drinks, which are also godawful
Shrubfest
May 1st, 2010, 07:44 AM
Derailiing this thread with some pics. Sorry.
I am She Hulk:
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/21834_463894660003_715620003_106185.jpg
Fathom Zero
May 1st, 2010, 07:51 AM
:O
Zhukov
May 1st, 2010, 11:38 AM
Good god. : o
Shrubfest
May 1st, 2010, 01:06 PM
Also, I am Blue.
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/bluessseses.jpg
The Leader
May 1st, 2010, 02:00 PM
BURNING MAN WOOOO!!!
Sam
May 1st, 2010, 02:16 PM
:wank
Babs
May 1st, 2010, 03:11 PM
So how was the Nine Inch Nails concert? You listen to Wumpscut?
Fathom Zero
May 1st, 2010, 03:23 PM
Shrub, my dear! Have you gotten your tooth fixed yet?
Chojin
May 2nd, 2010, 10:03 PM
da ba dee da ba dai
Shrubfest
May 4th, 2010, 10:09 AM
It's not bad enough to need fixing, thanks.
Zhukov
May 4th, 2010, 11:00 AM
Tights or paint? Need answers.
Also, the She Hulk get up is fantastic. Hope people were impressed.
Fathom Zero
May 4th, 2010, 11:23 AM
It's not bad enough to need fixing, thanks.
Glad to hear it, chile. I like yer hair-n'-tubes.
Shrubfest
May 4th, 2010, 11:31 AM
Legs were tights, the rest of me was painted. Too cold to only wear a leotard. Oddly the place that stayed green longest was my armpits.
And the tuby hair isn't mine. I just borrowed it. Like I'd pay nearly £100 for foamy stuff!
Tadao
May 4th, 2010, 12:37 PM
I'll give you foamy stuff in your hair for free.
Fathom Zero
May 4th, 2010, 12:48 PM
Is the hair on your arms natural?
Sam
May 4th, 2010, 01:25 PM
Dear Shrub,
Let's plow.
Love, Sam
Dimnos
May 4th, 2010, 02:05 PM
Is the hair on your arms natural?
:lol I was going to say something about that but then decided not to be mean.
Fathom Zero
May 4th, 2010, 02:34 PM
I was thinking about it, but then remembered that I don't have any inhibitions. Shrub, you're gorgeous, arm hair and all.
Sam
May 4th, 2010, 03:33 PM
BACK OFF MY WOMAN, DYLAN
HER AND I ARE BOUT TO SCREWWWWWW.
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 4th, 2010, 03:39 PM
WITH THA SAMPLOW
Shrubfest
May 4th, 2010, 03:41 PM
I am a hairy freak, don't worry, I am well aware!
I nearly commented myself.
Sam.
Write me a battle saga, to prove your worth.
Tadao
May 4th, 2010, 03:43 PM
LOVELINE OR SUFFER MY WRATH!
IN THE FUTURE WHEN I'M ALLOWED IT!
FUCKING HELL!
Sam
May 4th, 2010, 04:27 PM
I am a hairy freak, don't worry, I am well aware!
I nearly commented myself.
Sam.
Write me a battle saga, to prove your worth.
OH DARLING, MY CUP RUNNETH OVER WITH WORDS FOR YOU. :love
AND ALL THE STRAIGHT HUMP ACTION WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM.
Chojin
May 4th, 2010, 04:38 PM
I gotta say, I'd hump pretty much anyone that wore that cyberpunk wig non-ironically.
Shrubfest
May 4th, 2010, 07:01 PM
Type 'Whitby Goth Weekend April '10' into google images.
I bet you wouldn't.
Esuohlim
May 4th, 2010, 07:22 PM
Shrub my dear wouldn't you rather get with an intellectual-type 8)
Like Seth? :(
Sam
May 4th, 2010, 09:51 PM
NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH. >:
THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 4th, 2010, 10:22 PM
:GROGSMASH
The Leader
May 4th, 2010, 10:27 PM
Sam makes me feel inadequate.
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 4th, 2010, 10:29 PM
HOW DO I MAE YOU FEEL THEN
Pentegarn
May 4th, 2010, 10:48 PM
NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH. >:
THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN
Dear Penthouse,
The Leader
May 5th, 2010, 09:19 AM
HOW DO I MAE YOU FEEL THEN
Like a man.
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 5th, 2010, 12:23 PM
:lol
Fathom Zero
May 5th, 2010, 12:55 PM
I think Shrub just wants a nice, down-to-Earth guy that she can cuddle up with and that'll shove large, abrasive things inside of her.
Esuohlim
May 5th, 2010, 01:02 PM
Like Seth's fuzzy fro? :(
Fathom Zero
May 5th, 2010, 01:53 PM
Don't underestimate the Bob Ross.
Tadao
May 5th, 2010, 02:06 PM
Thanks for knocking Shrubs pic off of my screen.
Esuohlim
May 5th, 2010, 02:07 PM
Sorry man here you go
http://blog.cleveland.com/pdextra/2007/12/medium_martin.jpg
Zhukov
May 7th, 2010, 11:06 AM
I got in the newspaper again (bottom left):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3040.jpg
I'm smug as.
Also here is the TV guide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3044.jpg
MarioRPG
May 7th, 2010, 02:49 PM
Spics and specks?
Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2010, 03:16 PM
I was gonna save the picture to circle that. :lol
The Leader
May 7th, 2010, 03:35 PM
Must be Telemundo.
Chojin
May 7th, 2010, 04:18 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bondguy.gif
Yes, I have noticed it getting worse but I don't think a train is a financially viable option.
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/healthwoman.gif
Traffic is certainly more congested. I'm not sure the proposed route would ever get to Lenah Valley.
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/transportguy.gif
Yes, I would take a train but public transport in Hobart is great compared to other capital cities.
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/zhukovguy.gif
I haven't noticed traffic being too bad apart from Kingston to Hobart and yes, I would take a train.
kahljorn
May 7th, 2010, 08:06 PM
:lol
Colonel Flagg
May 7th, 2010, 09:44 PM
Z, what will you do with your new status as a celebrity?
I bet you don't have to buy drinks down at the local pub.
Zhukov
May 8th, 2010, 12:16 AM
Actually I've been in the paper for this sort of thing a couple of times. I've looked better in the newspaper, let's just say.
Spicks and Specks is a music based gameshow, obviously.
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 8th, 2010, 09:33 AM
You're going to end up taking Greg Pecker's job as the professional interviewee.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Packer
He just pops up everywhere and has been interviewed a ton of times for various things.
Zhukov
May 8th, 2010, 09:44 AM
:lol Well, I could aim for that, but there's not that much news happening here. I've been asked for my opinion and a photo twice in Hobart and once in Sydney.
I thought I had a clipping for the Sydney one but I can't seem to find it :/
Zhukov
May 8th, 2010, 10:03 AM
Found it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3047.jpg
"Our immigration intake has been increased by 20 per cent. Is this a good thing?"
I can remember telling the guy asking the question that the most important part was people "fulfilling their dreams" and that he should underline that part. My girlfriend told him to add the bit about the skills base, which as a hippie Taswegian, is not so important to me. I was taking the pish so hard and they put it in the Sydney Morning Herald.
Zhukov
May 8th, 2010, 10:09 AM
On closer inspection it looks like the lady next to me was also taking the piss when she gave them her name.
MADAME ITEKE GARMSWORTHY THE THIRD ESQUIRE. Yes that's my name don't wear it out.
Esuohlim
May 8th, 2010, 01:09 PM
Rob Murray is lying about his age
Pentegarn
May 8th, 2010, 01:14 PM
Or he could be like Taylor Hicks and look 40 while being 29
Colonel Flagg
May 9th, 2010, 11:24 PM
He's the same age as me! ;)
glowbelly
May 12th, 2010, 12:43 AM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30787969&l=7be661007e&id=1043002999
Babs
May 14th, 2010, 05:53 PM
Who's the babe?
executioneer
May 15th, 2010, 12:33 AM
the babe with the power
Supafly345
May 15th, 2010, 01:24 AM
:)
Grislygus
May 15th, 2010, 01:50 AM
the power of voodoo
Gravygus
May 15th, 2010, 01:52 AM
Who do?
Grislygus
May 15th, 2010, 01:53 AM
YOU DO
executioneer
May 15th, 2010, 02:40 AM
do what
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 15th, 2010, 01:39 PM
:lol I don't remember the rooster. That's even better.
Grislygus
May 15th, 2010, 02:04 PM
REMIND ME OF THE BABY
Fathom Zero
May 16th, 2010, 01:34 AM
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3812/scan0006pg.jpg
What's the first thing you should do when you get a new scanner?
Also; ACNE GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Did cool shit with my hair, though.
Sam
May 16th, 2010, 05:08 AM
YEAH, GET YOUR GREASY HAIR AND GREASY FACE ALL OVER YOUR NICE NEW SCANNER SO ANYTHING YOU SCAN CAN LOOK LIKE IT CAME FROM THE BOTTOM OF A PIZZA BOX. :rolleyes
Nick
May 16th, 2010, 06:11 AM
I have sold out to the man.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/139/l_06a6ccb07ffb4bf8835d4843373166d9.jpg
ps: me before
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/122/l_40bf3fc6a0094b6b992ef3164107d2dd.jpg
Pentegarn
May 16th, 2010, 07:12 AM
I am just happy to see Gravygus again
Goddammit that avatar combined with the "Want Some?" title still makes me :lol
Zhukov
May 16th, 2010, 07:26 AM
Nick you've aged about fifteen years from before to after.
Nick
May 16th, 2010, 08:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Thanks, I guess. :]
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 16th, 2010, 09:37 AM
That haircut looks good Nick.
Grislygus
May 16th, 2010, 09:37 AM
Iiiiiiit's a good thing.
Nick
May 16th, 2010, 09:42 AM
Thanks, guys. I finally got tired of trying to stay hip and young.
Zhukov
May 16th, 2010, 11:40 AM
Yeah, it's a good thing.
Grislygus
May 16th, 2010, 12:41 PM
The old picture looks like Ringo Starr after a week in the Sierras
Nick
May 16th, 2010, 08:42 PM
The old picture looks like Ringo Starr after a week in the Sierras
People at work still go around calling me names of different members of the Beatles.
San
May 16th, 2010, 10:42 PM
evilrobot sux
Zhukov
May 17th, 2010, 12:47 AM
That's a lovely picture of your possible daughter there, San.
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 12:48 AM
Not doing it for me. :\
Zhukov
May 17th, 2010, 12:51 AM
Well considering that she's probably about twelve years old, that's a good thing.
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:04 AM
ZHUKOV FIGURED OUT THE MYSTERY.
MY FILTHY SECRET REVEALED. :tear
MY DAUGHTER.
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:15 AM
SUCH A DOPE
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:19 AM
FATHOM ZERO YOU CANNOT DATE MY DAUGHTER, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT. >:
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:21 AM
I'd never date someone with such a deathly pallor.
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:22 AM
HOW DARE YOU
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:23 AM
I like girls eight thousand shades darker. :\
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:25 AM
GOOD. >:
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:25 AM
Okay. :|
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:26 AM
I'M GLAD WE REACHED SOME KIND OF UNDERSTANDING ON THIS SUBJECT. >:
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:27 AM
You should date swarthier.
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:29 AM
DYLAN PLEASE STOP INSULTING MY CHILD, I AM A FIERCE FATHER, MUCH LIKE A LION OR RAZOR BACK BOAR.
ALSO, I LIKE WHITE BROADS.
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 01:32 AM
Maybe you wouldn't have made a horrible ginger if you did otherwise.
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 01:32 AM
DYLAN PLEASE, I AM KEEPING MY RAGING TEMPER IN CHECK RIGHT NOW SINCE YOU AND I ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, BUT YOU ARE STILL OFFENDING ME.
Zhukov
May 17th, 2010, 02:15 AM
I offer myself for judgement, and humbly ask that I may be considered as suitor whence she is of age.
Sam
May 17th, 2010, 02:16 AM
LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.
AND I ALREADY CASHED THE DOWRY CHECK.
Zhukov
May 17th, 2010, 02:22 AM
Well can I have your next born?
kahljorn
May 17th, 2010, 03:40 AM
FATHOM ZERO JUST LIKeS gIRlS WITH SIX PAcks WHO CAN GIVE EFfEcTIVE HEADLOCKS
kahljorn
May 17th, 2010, 03:42 AM
WHen he lOOKS AT GIRLS BOoTIES HE wishES thEy werE GAMIER
Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2010, 04:12 AM
Wot
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 17th, 2010, 09:00 AM
SAM, DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CLAIM?
Zhukov
May 17th, 2010, 09:07 AM
:lol
The Leader
May 17th, 2010, 12:55 PM
Creepy.
Grislygus
May 17th, 2010, 03:23 PM
FATHOM ZERO JUST LIKeS gIRlS WITH SIX PAcks WHO CAN GIVE EFfEcTIVE HEADLOCKS
DA-YUMN SON, If a girl showed her affections by trying to get me in a headlock after a fancy dinner I would fuck the bejeezus out of her on the spot:eek or let her fuck the bejeezus out of me if she actually won the ensuing back-and-forth headlock fight :hypno
Unless she had linebacker shoulders and no tits, but then again I wouldn't be on a date with a fucking Bertha like that in the first place
Tadao
May 17th, 2010, 03:29 PM
BOY DO I HAVE A GIRL FOR YOU
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 02:28 PM
Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0080.jpg
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 02:29 PM
Anticlimax, guys :(
MY FACE IS JUST AS UGLY AS YOURS
elx
May 18th, 2010, 02:32 PM
aww you look so young :( you shouldn't be going door to door
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 02:35 PM
Most people just act real fucking nervous when I get to their door
It hurts my feelings, I'm about as intimidating as Bird Bird or Elmo but even my friends tell me that I'm scary in person
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 02:37 PM
Then I scoff and the girls in the group will laugh and cheerfully inform me that yes, actually, I'm "definitely scary. But in a good way!"
elx
May 18th, 2010, 02:37 PM
you were kinda scary because you were always like WHARGALBLARHblaaaaah but now you're just d'awwww :)
Tadao
May 18th, 2010, 02:48 PM
You look Italian Mobish
Fathom Zero
May 18th, 2010, 03:04 PM
You could have scary eyes.
Tadao
May 18th, 2010, 03:21 PM
The scary part might be the fist shaped bulge in your pants.
:eek
The Leader
May 18th, 2010, 03:48 PM
Anticlimax, guys :(
MY FACE IS JUST AS UGLY AS YOURS
This summed up my feelings perfectly.
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 18th, 2010, 04:01 PM
Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0080.jpg
I didn't know it was you all along. I think on PUB'S BEACH BONANZA your picture is on it but I never knew who it was.
Esuohlim
May 18th, 2010, 04:02 PM
Gus I remember you with long glorious locks
Dimnos
May 18th, 2010, 04:18 PM
Most people just act real fucking nervous when I get to their door
It hurts my feelings, I'm about as intimidating as Bird Bird or Elmo but even my friends tell me that I'm scary in person
I bet they think Chris Hansen is around the corner somewhere. :\
The Leader
May 18th, 2010, 04:31 PM
:lol
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 04:37 PM
Gus I remember you with long glorious locks
I gave it all to the cancer kids, remember? Thirteen inches, not counting the three inches that they left on my head?
Fathom Zero
May 18th, 2010, 04:47 PM
You got a purdy mouth, though.
kahljorn
May 18th, 2010, 07:40 PM
Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0080.jpg
I bet you got a down-right gamey booty :love
Grislygus
May 18th, 2010, 08:28 PM
Hell no, I'm happily padded
my upper BACK is crazy-taught, though
Sam
May 18th, 2010, 10:30 PM
I bet you got a down-right gamey booty :love
:lol
Fathom Zero
May 18th, 2010, 10:34 PM
Sam has a sloppy party bottom.
Sam
May 18th, 2010, 10:40 PM
NO, I HAVE A DOWN-RIGHT GAMEY BOOTY
Nick
May 19th, 2010, 01:12 AM
Grislygus....
LOOKS NOTHING LIKE I EXPECTED HIM TO
I CAN NEVER TAKE HIM SERIOUS EVER AGAIN!
:(
Zhukov
May 19th, 2010, 08:02 AM
Your arms could hold about eleven of my arms.
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 10:21 AM
Fuck you all in advance. I was shrugging when they took this.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/supposeso.jpg
This is classy.
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 10:22 AM
grislygus looks a bit like Jimmy Kimmel and someone else I can't remember the name of but it'll come to me in an inopportune moment.
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