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Terra
Feb 15th, 2010, 09:52 AM
She has a great smile and fuck it if people think I'm piggybacking. :)
Grislygus
Feb 15th, 2010, 12:07 PM
man at first i was all FUCKING whats his name "CYRIL SNEER" JOININ THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FIGHT, YALL and then CiG was all WAIT TILL I FIND MY CHEETAH PANTS PICTURES an then I was all like, "okay" :hifive
Dixie
Feb 15th, 2010, 02:15 PM
i actually saw cinderella in the 80s, fuck off. i don't do the ironic heavy metal fashion thing, that is how i look all the time. metal tshirt, black or animal print leggings, and boots. people can make fun of it all they want, that is who i've been for many many years at least i'm not afraid to be myself :) do yall not remember chojin's pictures of me in my motley crue dr feelgood shirt from like 6 years ago? it's not like i just started wearing these things.
thank you.
Fathom Zero
Feb 15th, 2010, 02:47 PM
I saw Cinderella and Poison.
Babs
Feb 15th, 2010, 03:06 PM
CiG has more than a pretty smile going on.
Dimnos
Feb 15th, 2010, 05:07 PM
What band are you sleeping following around with?
Dixie
Feb 15th, 2010, 06:48 PM
i'm actually in a committed relationship, thank you.
i was touring with pentagram and gates of slumber, some very old friends who hired me to sell merch.
Esuohlim
Feb 15th, 2010, 10:15 PM
A gentleman can't compliment a lady on her smile these days?
What the goddamn fuck
Tadao
Feb 15th, 2010, 10:22 PM
Heya whore! :kisses
Kitsa
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Also nothing wrong with working the merch table, following in the footsteps of the great Arturo Vega (and he made a SHITLOAD of money).
Now that you said Cleveland I want to go back to Cleveland this summer more than ever :(
Babs
Feb 16th, 2010, 04:01 PM
oZzgAjjuqZM
Fathom Zero
Feb 16th, 2010, 05:41 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking of. Cleveland is a ghost town.
Kitsa
Feb 16th, 2010, 06:07 PM
cleveland has some cool shit if you know where to look.
They did (do?) monkey-head transplants at Case Western. There's a kickass toy store somewhere in the suburbs...can't remember exactly where but it is stuffed from floor to ceiling with every sort of vintage toy imaginable, complete with a giant card-catalog thing from an old library whose drawers are crammed with crackerjack toys and stuff like that. There's a really good bookstore that used to be a Twinkie factory and still has unfluffed twinkie filling in pipes on the walls.
Last time I was there was a pilgrimage to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in '04 to see the Ramones display case there...wanted to take a picture by it only to find that they'd just instituted some absolutely-no-photography thing and confiscated all cameras at the door. >:
Pentegarn
Feb 17th, 2010, 12:31 AM
Last time I was there was a pilgrimage to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in '04 to see the Ramones display case there...wanted to take a picture by it only to find that they'd just instituted some absolutely-no-photography thing and confiscated all cameras at the door. >:
My brother was super pissed about that policy
HickMan
Feb 17th, 2010, 12:58 AM
KID CUDI
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 17th, 2010, 05:13 PM
As many times as I have been to Cleveland I've never been to the rock and roll hall of fame. Planning a trip there soon though.
Kitsa
Feb 17th, 2010, 06:20 PM
10,000V- I don't know if it's still this way, but look into buying a membership instead of tickets. You get two free admissions and a t-shirt for about the same as two admissions would cost otherwise. Admission was an arm and a leg when I went.
Also, they were checking bags for cameras and phones with cameras at the door. If you have one, they make you stick it in a locker at the coat check and they make you pay for it, so bring cash.
Go through the basement/ground floor exhibits before you take the escalators. Once you're at the top, the only way back down is through the gift shop and getting back to the lower level displays is a pain in the ass. Unless they've dramatically changed things.
Aaarg
Feb 17th, 2010, 07:48 PM
CiG has more than a pretty smile going on.
seriously, quite a sexy lady!
(ALSO C.I.DIXIE you look very similar to a girl i work with, do you have any relatives that work for food lion? haha)
Dixie
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:06 PM
cleveland is great, i always have a great time when i'm there!
yes kitsa, merch is great! being a girl in heavy metal makes me an excellent sales person and i get tipped very well just for smiling and knowing what the hell i'm talking about. i'll never be as awesome as vega, i don't have the artistic skills to make logos or anything, but being a good salesperson certainly counts for something!
and aaarg, where you are is very close to where some of my family is from, it's entirely possible but since i don't talk to most of my family i couldn't say for sure.
Aaarg
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:41 PM
Oh, ok.
I doubt it, come to think of it I think she's originally from somewhere up north.
Perndog
Feb 18th, 2010, 12:18 AM
A whole page without pictures. Not amused.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2688/163/2/1190036667/n1190036667_375380_178375.jpg
Supafly345
Feb 19th, 2010, 09:07 PM
You are starting to look like Joe Bob Briggs
Perndog
Feb 20th, 2010, 02:51 AM
Calumny and lies.
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Feb 26th, 2010, 11:40 PM
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs495.ash1/27047_502069955219_562905219_11186376_4906456_n.jp g
HickMan
Feb 27th, 2010, 02:45 PM
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs088.snc3/15550_1172631720906_1381424977_30445076_8233017_n. jpg
HELLO LADIES! Me about 9 months ago :o
HickMan
Feb 27th, 2010, 02:49 PM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs071.snc3/13846_231386252673_614802673_4824181_6549519_n.jpg
Me at the Distinguished Members of the Regiment Ball in October! That's SGT Major Ryan...Saving Private Ryan was actually loosely based off this guy :o
PS sry for double post guys sry sry
Tadao
Feb 27th, 2010, 02:50 PM
He looks like he wants to punch with his left hand. Oh and why is a guy who had to be saved so important.
HickMan
Feb 27th, 2010, 02:52 PM
The fact that he served in 3 wars and survived the beaches of Normandy is reason enough to listen to his stories...JERKWAD
Tadao
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:08 PM
You'd think a more experienced soldier wouldn't need saving. He should have quit after two wars and not endanger everyone else.
The Leader
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:26 PM
He didn't need saving. Didn't you see the movie?!
Tadao
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:30 PM
Shhhhh I'm trying to work here god dammit.
The Leader
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:31 PM
Sorry. :(
Fathom Zero
Feb 27th, 2010, 05:59 PM
He's got a badass doo.
Supafly345
Feb 27th, 2010, 07:16 PM
What're you doing here Wayne from the wonder years?
http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/jason_hervey.jpg
Grislygus
Feb 27th, 2010, 09:13 PM
Or like the older brother from Weird Science
Pentegarn
Feb 27th, 2010, 10:05 PM
Wasn't he also young Thornton Melon in Back to School?
Dimnos
Mar 1st, 2010, 11:40 AM
I can see we have another winner here. I bet you and Babs will get along just fine. :rolleyes
executioneer
Mar 1st, 2010, 11:54 AM
this is significant
Zhukov
Mar 7th, 2010, 05:32 AM
Some of you may have heard of the anti whaling group Sea Shepherd, well their boat (the one that didn't get rammed and sunk by the Japanese :lol) is docked in Hobart. I walked past and took a photo of it for whatever reason.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF2987.jpg
A bunch of hippie wankers were in a pub last night all wearing shirts with SEA SHEPHERD CREW printed on. I want to get a shirt that says JAPANESE WHALER.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 7th, 2010, 10:52 AM
:lol is that the one that fought the american ship with the lasers over whaling?
WhiteRat
Mar 9th, 2010, 01:34 PM
:lol is that the one that fought the american ship with the lasers over whaling?
That's also the one with a captain of their organization that boarded a Japanese vessel in international waters trying to perform a citizen's arrest. He was promptly detained and I don't think they've heard from him since.
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2010/02/14/18637844.php?show_comments=1
Fathom Zero
Mar 9th, 2010, 01:36 PM
:lol That dude got beheaded, I'll bet.
WhiteRat
Mar 9th, 2010, 01:43 PM
Never mind, I guess the NZ government has been in contact with this idiot:
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA1002/S00275.htm
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 9th, 2010, 01:49 PM
Oh wow. That guy is ridiculous. I assumed you would just be shot for making a citizens arrest in INTL waters.
Fathom Zero
Mar 9th, 2010, 02:30 PM
I'd totally have beheaded him.
WhiteRat
Mar 9th, 2010, 05:18 PM
Oh wow. That guy is ridiculous. I assumed you would just be shot for making a citizens arrest in INTL waters.
From what I understand illegally boarding someone's boat is akin to piracy and the crew is entitled to protect themselves. So basically if they killed this guy on the boat I don't think there would be anything anyone could do.
So as to not derail this thread further here's a picture of my cat:
http://i40.tinypic.com/35bv6o3.jpg
Tadao
Mar 9th, 2010, 05:21 PM
Is that a hump back?
WhiteRat
Mar 9th, 2010, 05:32 PM
No but I found out the other day she has hyperthyroidism. :(
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 9th, 2010, 05:57 PM
No but I found out the other day she has hyperthyroidism. :(
:(
Tadao
Mar 9th, 2010, 06:04 PM
:tear
Zomboid
Mar 10th, 2010, 02:09 AM
omg :(
kahljorn
Mar 10th, 2010, 04:13 AM
is kitten hyperthyroidism treatable? L:(
WhiteRat
Mar 10th, 2010, 10:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperthyroidism#Cats
HickMan
Mar 10th, 2010, 02:28 PM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs220.snc3/22758_1199891642387_1381424977_30502194_2714005_n. jpg
MY BROTHER AND ME get it like the nick show lol
Tadao
Mar 10th, 2010, 03:17 PM
Iron crosses? :O
HickMan
Mar 10th, 2010, 09:26 PM
indeed :eek
executioneer
Mar 10th, 2010, 10:24 PM
did you get those serving the motherland
Uncle_Sham
Mar 10th, 2010, 10:42 PM
http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af143/Zogre/12316_356976275177_682105177_409253.jpg
WhiteRat
Mar 10th, 2010, 11:23 PM
1995?
Uncle_Sham
Mar 10th, 2010, 11:24 PM
damn skippy
Zhukov
Mar 11th, 2010, 12:49 AM
Iron crosses? :O
That's exactly what I thought :lol
It's a pretty good photo, apart from the cum stain on your trousers.
Uncle_Sham
Mar 11th, 2010, 12:51 AM
just noticed the splooge :lol
Zomboid
Mar 11th, 2010, 05:20 AM
Yeah, well, you've no room to be commenting on anyone's attire. Did your mom make you that jacket with the sewing machine in the background?
WhiteRat
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:43 AM
The hat alone is worth giving him shit. That thing is straight out of the early/mid 90's. Either he is completely oblivious or he's trying to wear a Bulls hat ironically or something.
The Leader
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:45 AM
Or maybe he's just poor so he can only buy used hats or wear hand-me-downs. :(
Dimnos
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:47 AM
Or maybe he is, like the look on his face suggests, a total faggot.
WhiteRat
Mar 11th, 2010, 12:22 PM
Or maybe he is, like the look on his face suggests, a total faggot.
:lol
Uncle_Sham
Mar 11th, 2010, 02:32 PM
>:
Zomboid
Mar 11th, 2010, 02:52 PM
The hat, the earring, the vacant stare and the bright red lips make you look like a pre-pubescent fuck toy for pedophile businessmen, circa 1994.
Uncle_Sham
Mar 11th, 2010, 02:59 PM
how did you know!
Babs
Mar 11th, 2010, 03:30 PM
leave him alone, his balls are just dropping
Zhukov
Mar 11th, 2010, 10:06 PM
Looks like a 13 year old chav.
Zhukov
Mar 11th, 2010, 10:11 PM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs220.snc3/22758_1199891642387_1381424977_30502194_2714005_n. jpg
MY BROTHER AND ME get it like the nick show lol
http://www.daviddylanthomas.com/wp-content/uploads/blog/Ranks/222079.1020.A.jpgYour brother looks like Joker.
The Leader
Mar 11th, 2010, 10:14 PM
Holy shit.
Fathom Zero
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:14 PM
:lol
HickMan
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:38 PM
That's great haha. But I would NEVER have a stain on my A's....prob just a screw up when it came to the scanning :eek
wink wink
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 13th, 2010, 04:18 AM
At the Powder Keg festival.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0429.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0422.jpg
Worlds largest ice maze...suck on it Toronto.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0421.jpg
Babs
Mar 13th, 2010, 02:31 PM
shaping up to become that sexy man I knew you always were
Esuohlim
Mar 15th, 2010, 10:31 AM
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2439/danceq.gif
Am I dancing or jacking off, who knows :eek
Zhukov
Mar 15th, 2010, 10:50 AM
We all know that the only way you can achieve and maintain an erection is by dancing, so I say both.
Grislygus
Mar 15th, 2010, 12:31 PM
Dude Night at the Roxbury isn't funny anymore :( all that's left is the strong scent of Will Farrel's miserable career
Esuohlim
Mar 15th, 2010, 12:32 PM
Night at the Roxbury was never funny
Grislygus
Mar 15th, 2010, 12:34 PM
DAN HEDAYA IS AWESOME AND I WILL ALWAYS STAND BY ANYTHING THAT SUPPORTS HIM
WhiteRat
Mar 15th, 2010, 12:53 PM
Will Farrel's miserable career
So, I'm not the only one that thinks this. :rock
Pentegarn
Mar 15th, 2010, 02:29 PM
He has done a lot of failed movies lately. Guess he was doing the cash grab
kahljorn
Mar 17th, 2010, 03:50 AM
he got type casted as the GENTLE GIANT SILLY
Colonel Flagg
Mar 20th, 2010, 04:28 PM
Weather has not been kind to me lately. The latest casualty was my vehicle. :tear I really loved this car. :(
Everyone else is fine, though. So I can't complain too much. :\
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/139_0660.jpg
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/139_0661.jpg
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/139_0666.jpg
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 20th, 2010, 04:58 PM
:( what happened?
Colonel Flagg
Mar 20th, 2010, 05:11 PM
A minivan stopped short on a major roadway, visibility was shit and my two youngest were fighting in the back seat. Fortunately, I had a split second to slam on my brakes, and even though I skidded, I took away significant momentum.
As I said, we were fortunate.
My eldest, in the passenger seat looked at me, deadpan, stating "Dad, you hit that guy." to which I responded - "No shit."
After the cops, and the police report (I wasn't cited, even though it was my fault) I drove it 7 miles home (!). The alignment and steering were fine, even the left headlight worked. The radiator ... not so much.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 20th, 2010, 05:26 PM
I'm glad the whole Flagg army was okay. :)
Radiator looks a little rough.
Tadao
Mar 21st, 2010, 01:10 AM
Wasn't that the car that hunted venison?
Zhukov
Mar 21st, 2010, 11:44 AM
Holy crap, didn't see this. Glad you are alright, when you drove home was your car smoking and making strange noises while your wheels bumped up and down ala a Donald Duck cartoon?
Colonel Flagg
Mar 21st, 2010, 03:43 PM
Nope - the alignment was perfect and steering was AOK. The engine overheating warning was complaining, but it didn't make any noise. :)
I'll know by tomorrow if it's a total loss (that's expected, of course.)
Tad - yes, I've hunted and killed at least two deer with this vehicle, but my wife's CRV was featured before.
Fathom Zero
Mar 21st, 2010, 04:13 PM
CAR FORUM :rolleyes
Babs
Mar 21st, 2010, 05:53 PM
R.I.P. Flaggs car :(
Zomboid
Mar 21st, 2010, 09:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/DSC00906.jpg
His headlock is pretty devastating :(
The Leader
Mar 21st, 2010, 09:08 PM
Wait, are you the one in the headlock? You look like you're 12.
Supafly345
Mar 21st, 2010, 09:11 PM
We almost have hairy zomboid back, all he needs is a shitty thin beard and we're in business.
Zomboid
Mar 21st, 2010, 10:21 PM
Well, I'm not Randy Couture, the girl, or the douchebag in the American Eagle hoodie.
I look so fucking young when I shave. Also, my head was kinda being pulled off of my neck and it looks like I have chubby baby cheeks.
Kitsa
Mar 21st, 2010, 11:06 PM
I'm glad you and yours are all right, Col Flagg :(
Colonel Flagg
Mar 22nd, 2010, 04:56 AM
Thx, Kit. :)
Dimnos
Mar 22nd, 2010, 05:10 PM
Damn Colonel. Any word about the car yet?
Colonel Flagg
Mar 22nd, 2010, 08:54 PM
Nope, but you guys will be the second to know. :)
Dimnos
Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:10 PM
I dont want to be anything sooner than 3rd. I just dont think I could handle the responsibility. :\
Otto
Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:45 PM
Well, I got my very first tattoo on Saturday and I've got to say, the aftercare is a lot more annoying than actually getting the thing.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/dix.jpg
Chojin
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:34 AM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v226/1590/74/n670255906_4421.jpg
REPENT
Zhukov
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:11 AM
Otto, why not get a tattoo of one of his works of art, like Germans in gas masks or something? Unless that is a self portrait.
Chojin: You can certainly pull it off. Can you put your head on a NOD poster? That would be good.
Otto
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:23 AM
It's his "Self Portrait With Cigarette."
Zhukov
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:09 AM
Well there you go. I did not know that.
Big fan?
Otto
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:16 AM
Totally, Dix was the first "real artist" whose work I liked, before him it was all comic book art. I mean, I still like comic book art, but Dix got me into fine art.
jhonnyD2
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:34 AM
;)
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:37 AM
Looking good Eric, just stop wearing douchebag shirts.
WhiteRat
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:54 PM
Looking good Eric, just stop wearing douchebag shirts.
My brother gave me shit one day because I was wearing a Hollister shirt. I noticed his Affliction t-shirt and said, "From one douchebag to another".
ZING
Zomboid
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:23 PM
I'm pretty sure the order goes something like this:
1. Affliction/Extreme Couture/Tapout
2. Ed Hardy
3. Hollister, every other douchebag label
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:28 PM
I've never owned one, but my GF bought me a hipster t-shirt. :(
kahljorn
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:34 PM
Chojin reminds me of Christian Bale from THE MACHINIST
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:37 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Osaka.jpg
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:38 PM
HAMFISTED BABY
Fathom Zero
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:40 PM
you look like a danger to children
Kitsa
Mar 24th, 2010, 04:47 PM
please tell me that isn't a Thomas Kinkade painting behind you.
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 04:59 PM
IT IS! My mom had a Country Boutique store and had a bunch of Kincade's and Marty Bells's.
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:24 PM
Your hair looks well-conditioned!
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:28 PM
Nah, I'm just greasy. It has a shitload of split ends. I plan to donate it to cancer kids next month. They can suck it.
Otto
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:57 PM
I donated my hair to Locks of Love a couple of years ago!
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 06:32 PM
I'm gonna do it through Fantastic Sams. Just in time for summer!
Terra
Mar 24th, 2010, 06:52 PM
Do you still live with your mom?
Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 06:59 PM
I split 1/2 the month between my parents place and my GF's. It keeps me fed. I know, it's hard for you to understand being loved by everyone you meet.
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2010, 07:13 PM
Or perceived as employable
WhiteRat
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:56 PM
Or perceived as employable
or tolerable.
Terra
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:12 PM
Oh hay!! WR? Did you ever grow your hair back?
Always thought you were cute. In a PeeWee Herman kind of way.
Zhukov
Mar 25th, 2010, 12:23 AM
Don't fret Tadao, looks aren't everything.
WhiteRat
Mar 25th, 2010, 01:08 AM
Oh hay!! WR? Did you ever grow your hair back?
Always thought you were cute. In a PeeWee Herman kind of way.
bitch i shave my head because i finally realized i was going bald.
i suggest you do the same to rain forest between your legs.
Chojin
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:09 PM
Chojin: You can certainly pull it off. Can you put your head on a NOD poster? That would be good.
ty, i googled "nod poster" and got this
http://rlv.zcache.com/wynken_blyken_and_nod_poster-p228394381989298505t5wm_400.jpg
i am confus
Grislygus
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:31 PM
I donated my hair to Locks of Love a couple of years ago!
ME TOO BRA
THIRTEEN INCHES, I WAS TOLD THAT IT WAS CHOICE QUALITY
Fathom Zero
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:32 PM
i am confus
lol
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=nod%20kane&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Supafly345
Mar 28th, 2010, 09:32 PM
ME TOO BRA
THIRTEEN INCHES, I WAS TOLD THAT IT WAS CHOICE QUALITYI'm gonna be doing that pretty soon, Don't know how to cut it to get maximum hairage in the locke.
Grislygus
Mar 28th, 2010, 09:48 PM
I never worried about that too much, I just grew it out without any fuss. The Locks for Love people just flat-out love it when guys do it at all, because guys don't use hair products or try to donate dyed hair.
Grislygus
Mar 28th, 2010, 09:53 PM
Further: When they cut it, they didn't take all of the hair. They just pull it together as much as possible, band it together and snip it off. I still had two inches left on my head afterward, there's nothing you can really do to maximize the hair they can harvest by cutting it in a certain way. All you need to do is suffer through a period of incredibly long hair, which is a pain in the ass. Especially when you have smartass friends who keep hiding bottles of Mane N Tail in your car
Terra
Mar 28th, 2010, 10:31 PM
God I love long hair on a man. If my boyfriend cuts his hair off I'll look for another knuckle dragging cro magnum to pee on me and drag me back to his cave.
Grislygus
Mar 28th, 2010, 11:05 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/cro-magnum.png
Zhukov
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:01 AM
:lol
I had long hair in high school, christ it was bad.
I actually shaved my hair off recently to hide the fact that I am balding, but now all the hair that was covering my receding hairline is gone, so it didn't work.
Wiffles
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:40 AM
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/8288555.jpg
The Leader
Mar 29th, 2010, 10:18 AM
You're not a hamster.
Zhukov
Mar 29th, 2010, 10:40 AM
That's just Wiffles' handler.
Fathom Zero
Mar 29th, 2010, 11:40 AM
:love d'awwwww
Tadao
Mar 29th, 2010, 11:58 AM
You don't pose like an Asian, where is your pride!
WhiteRat
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:21 PM
AZN PRIDE
Kitsa
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:28 PM
which is worse, asians who pose like non-asians, or non-asians who pose like asians?
Because I think it's the latter, by miles and miles.
Otto
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Definitely the latter. Once particular example was this tubby white girl named Janette, who used to sign all of her classwork and her crude drawings of dudes kissing with "Janette-chan." Everytime I tried to take a photograph of my friends she'd somehow manage to worm herself into the background throwing up a peace sign. I WANTED TO BREAK HER FUCKING FINGERS.
Kitsa
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:41 PM
as for me, I hate it when non-Japanese tack "desu ne" on the end of what they say like BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH DESU NE like I'm totally going to mistake them for Japanese. And I'm not even Japanese, this is all through the food art stuff.
Supafly345
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:06 PM
I think I prefer asians and non-asians alike to pose like non-asians.
And I am a little rusty, but doesn't "desu ne" mean "isn't it?" or something. Equilvlent to canada's "eh?" Why would anyone want to mimic that?
Otto
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:09 PM
Because the dorks that do it want to imitate anything they see as Japanese, hell, I'm surprised you don't hear about anime fans becoming whalers because of all the whalers from OH MY GOD, GLORIOUS NIPPON.
Kitsa
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:19 PM
I always figured it was because they were trying so damn hard to imitate what they heard on that fuckingprecious anime, but hadn't really bothered with any non-fanatical route of study so all they caught was the slightly slower "desu ne" on the end of sentences here and there. And if it wasn't in romaji they wouldn't recognize it if it came up and bit them in the seat of their 4x cosplay bloomers.
Kitsunexus
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:25 PM
Because the dorks that do it want to imitate anything they see as Japanese, hell, I'm surprised you don't hear about anime fans becoming whalers because of all the whalers from OH MY GOD, GLORIOUS NIPPON.
UGH. Whalers are so fucking retarded. THEY DO IT FOR THE MONEY!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM!
You're hunting things THE SIZE OF A MINIVAN AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS MONEY?
And then there's people who trophy hunt, and in this case whale trophy hunters. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE WIN/LOSS RATIO!
Being a whaler would be awesome for one thing, and that one thing is NOT being like a Japanese person.
That one thing is taking the perverse pleasure in destroying the balance of nature. IT'S YOUR ONE CHANCE TO BE THE EVIL CONQUERER OF PLANET EARTH! All you need is a boat with a harpoon gun (and some sort of artillery to fight off the Coast Guard, Navy and Greenpeace). Because if you want to hurt a planet that is mostly water, you need to start in the oceans.
Just think, an ocean of ONLY sharks and jellyfish! THE STARVATION OF NEARLY THE ENTIRE UNCIVILIZED WORLD! And yes, this would practically destroy Japan because by killing all the sea life they will have nothing to eat but American style food (well also rice) and they will become more like us, losing the exotic appeal AND FOREVER DESTROYING THE JAPANESE GAMING AND ANIME INDUSTRIES!
So you see, no one loses, and we all get to be Evil Overlords!
WE. MUST. DO THIS.
Otto
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:29 PM
JESUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, KITSUNE UGH
Kitsunexus
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:32 PM
JESUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, KITSUNE UGH
Sorry bro, Jesus doesn't shut the fuck up for no one, not even me. :(
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:36 PM
DUDE OTTO, I just saw your Otto Dix tattoo, that's fucking awesome
Now all you need is a replication of Nolde's Fischdampfer woodcut emblazoned on your upper back and you'll be in business
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:40 PM
DO YOU ALSO ENJOY THE WORKS OF ROCKWELL KENT
Tadao
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:49 PM
http://asianposes.com/
http://asianposes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vivi.gif
Otto
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:02 PM
DO YOU ALSO ENJOY THE WORKS OF ROCKWELL KENT
I've been recently getting into Kent, I like what I've seen so far. I really like Dix's expressionistic style, because some of my earliest favorite movies were early German ones like Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, and Der Golem.
ALSO: I'm actually getting someone to draw a whaling ship on my upper-back for a photography project, and the design's inspired by that Nolde woodcut.
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:03 PM
A little about me
My name is Steve and I enjoy blogging about Asian things (especially girls). I suffer from a condition known as the Cute Asian Girls Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder) (CAGOCD), which fuels much of my photo collecting. I also happen to be Chinese…so people can stop emailing me saying I have an Asian fetish or Asianphilia -_-;;
I am also the administrator and author for Really Cute Asians (http://reallycuteasians.net/) (one of the four authors), Hwang Mi Hee Fan (http://hmh.omgasia.net/), and Nozomi Sasaki (http://nozomi-sasaki.com/).
FAGG-OTT
Actually, I'm not going to dignify him by calling him a faggot, I'm just going to refer to him as a queer duck
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:06 PM
I LOVE DA FUCK out of Rockwell Kent, his work is VERY period, but completely inimitable. And such style.
Dix is one of my absolute favorites, up there with Siquieros, Goya, and Ralph Steadman
Kitsunexus
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:43 PM
I LOVE DA FUCK out of Rockwell Kent, his work is VERY period, but completely inimitable. And such style.
Dix is one of my absolute favorites, up there with Siquieros, Goya, and Ralph Steadman
OK dude, unless you're being facetious I just have to say you have AMAZING taste in art, and my respect meter for you just increased ten-fold.
Sam
Mar 29th, 2010, 04:45 PM
Grislygus loves dix.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 29th, 2010, 05:57 PM
Because the dorks that do it want to imitate anything they see as Japanese, hell, I'm surprised you don't hear about anime fans becoming whalers because of all the whalers from OH MY GOD, GLORIOUS NIPPON.
:lol
Kitsa
Mar 29th, 2010, 06:03 PM
I know someone who constantly tweets Jlist as if they're her close personal pals on Twitter.
As far as I know they've never tweeted back. Either way, the mere fact that she was keen on jlist made me stop using jlist at all for anything.
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2010, 06:08 PM
PYPH! FGTS
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 06:13 PM
Grislygus loves dix.
HELL YES I LOVE DIX. I love the fuck out of Dix. The very subject of Dix gives me chills. The whole tortured German scene has always excited me, especially when it comes to the work of Dix. Though i can't say that I agree to the brutal and callous treatment of Dix in Germany, in a weird way I can claim that the results were well worth it. It warms my heart that people are paying more studious attention to Dix nowadays, it really does.
Sam
Mar 29th, 2010, 08:53 PM
No one knows how to torture Dix like the Germans.
Fathom Zero
Mar 29th, 2010, 08:58 PM
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/3659/redbuildingdeuxbyraggam.jpg
Grislygus
Mar 29th, 2010, 09:00 PM
They wanted Dix to be disgraced and tied up in their dungeons :x
kahljorn
Mar 30th, 2010, 02:53 AM
i didnt know grislygus liked dix so much ;/
Grislygus
Mar 30th, 2010, 08:29 AM
I LOVE DIX LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS
MattJack
Mar 30th, 2010, 02:38 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4589/jeauh.jpg
RAPIST GLASSES
Tadao
Mar 30th, 2010, 02:41 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4589/jeauh.jpg
RAPIST GLASSES
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Also Happy BDay Otto.
Zhukov
Mar 30th, 2010, 11:08 PM
Is that a canon, or a wagon?
That's a nice lean you have there.
Sam
Mar 30th, 2010, 11:25 PM
Pimp gotta have a leaaaannnn.
MattJack
Mar 31st, 2010, 01:37 AM
Get'cho leannnnn on sonnnnnn!!!
Zhukov, it's a 1800s style cannon. I live in Austin, Texas(capital of the state), and the picture was taken over the weekend when I decided to actually visit the capital building.
Zhukov
Mar 31st, 2010, 10:57 AM
I thought it was a canon because people only lean like that on canons, not wagons. Serious.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/JoePart4035.jpg
I've got to say that you look at least 70% more manly, though.
Tadao
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:05 AM
IN SOVIET RUSSIA CANON LEANS ON YOU
Dimnos
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:15 AM
You look like your about to start stroking it there Z.
Fathom Zero
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:50 AM
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/779/cimg0735k.jpg
Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2010, 02:22 PM
Aww, why are you so sad, James Van Der Beek? :(
Fathom Zero
Mar 31st, 2010, 02:43 PM
My musculoskeleture makes me that way.
The Leader
Mar 31st, 2010, 03:57 PM
ugly?
kahljorn
Mar 31st, 2010, 05:42 PM
You look like your about to start stroking it there Z.
:lol that's exactly what i thought when i first saw it. he looks like a gay dude or a blushing bride. His legs are all bent like he's about to accept a dance or a marriage proposal.
Fathom Zero
Mar 31st, 2010, 05:50 PM
ugly?
yes
:(
The Leader
Mar 31st, 2010, 06:27 PM
I love you for you, not your looks. :)
Terra
Mar 31st, 2010, 06:49 PM
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/779/cimg0735k.jpg
I totally love that look, FZ
Tadao
Mar 31st, 2010, 10:24 PM
You're cursed with hairy eyebrows. IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.
Kitsa
Mar 31st, 2010, 10:31 PM
We had a kid in 6th grade who would walk around with his lower lip like that, with a pencil pinched underneath, and he really thought he was the shit for being able to hold a pencil there.
Later he threw a desk at the teacher and got expelled. He was doomed from the beginning, he dressed like Vanilla Ice :(
Fathom Zero
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:18 PM
You're cursed with hairy eyebrows. IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.
I know that already. One of my eyebrows was sliced open on an amusement park ride when I was six or something, so the brow grows in all crazy-like. Dizzam.
Zhukov
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:41 PM
:lol that's exactly what i thought when i first saw it. he looks like a gay dude or a blushing bride. His legs are all bent like he's about to accept a dance or a marriage proposal.
I wish I could have married that gun.
Actually it's a funny (sort of) story about that pose. On another forum a guy from Canada posted a picture of himself leaning on a canon in that exact way, we gave him shit and soon enough everyone was posting pictures of themselves leaning on canons in a coquettish style. I've got pictures of my ex doing it to another, older canon on that same castle. Hers is less sexy than mine though.
So, in other words, it was a running inside joke for other people that nobody here finds funny :(
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9531/droppinva3.jpg
Tadao
Mar 31st, 2010, 11:51 PM
OH WE FIND IT FUNNY ALL RIGHT
Fathom Zero
Apr 1st, 2010, 12:04 AM
I totally love that look, FZ
I'm sure it loves you, too.
kahljorn
Apr 1st, 2010, 06:15 PM
Hers is less sexy than mine though.
So, in other words, it was a running inside joke for other people that nobody here finds funny :(
:lol At lEASY TADAO AND I FOUND YOUR FLIRTISH POStURe funny
Tadao
Apr 1st, 2010, 06:23 PM
;)
Grislygus
Apr 3rd, 2010, 07:41 PM
FIRST TO GUESS THE PAINTING WINS GO GO GO
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/sonofgus.jpg
Babs
Apr 3rd, 2010, 07:47 PM
Magritte rite?
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 3rd, 2010, 07:53 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v226/1590/74/n670255906_4421.jpg
REPENT
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/0206001244.jpg
Fathom Zero
Apr 3rd, 2010, 08:19 PM
Magritte rite?
One of his self-portraits. Ho-ho.
Grislygus
Apr 3rd, 2010, 08:58 PM
BABS AND FATHOM ZERO WIN
The rest of you are failures; just saying
Fathom Zero
Apr 3rd, 2010, 10:29 PM
Dude, I love Magritte. His stuff'd be on my walls if I owned them.
Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2010, 12:07 AM
Yeah don't worry FZ I don't own walls either :(
Fathom Zero
Apr 4th, 2010, 12:12 AM
Srsly, man. Being in school sucks. I can't do shit here.
shekk
Apr 5th, 2010, 08:17 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ancbjLsqs38/S4Ls3HrhpQI/AAAAAAAAAHA/SSD_hGs9bdM/s400/coolguy105.jpg
HAI,I am new! anyone want to cyber?
these forums better tickle my pickles
Emu
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:48 AM
Fuck you for making me see that.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:18 AM
Can you put that in a spoiler or a warning or something? That's all kinds of gross.
MattJack
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:19 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ancbjLsqs38/S4Ls3HrhpQI/AAAAAAAAAHA/SSD_hGs9bdM/s400/coolguy105.jpg
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wiffles
Apr 5th, 2010, 01:08 PM
what nice hair you have ^_^
Fathom Zero
Apr 5th, 2010, 02:11 PM
Are you suggesting that we raise a generation of superkids?
Grislygus
Apr 5th, 2010, 02:19 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/TheGenius.png
shekk
Apr 5th, 2010, 02:45 PM
i could help breed superkids. i charge a stud fee of course
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ancbjLsqs38/S7Lnuw1MoiI/AAAAAAAAAUo/XQCSvoY0reo/s400/dumpy-captain-planet.jpg
elx
Apr 5th, 2010, 05:13 PM
that's a pretty good photoshop of the son of man :o
Zomboid
Apr 5th, 2010, 07:08 PM
First one to correctly name the painting. THE OTHER TWO JUST NAMED THE ARTIST AND INSERTED A WELL-KNOWN BIT OF TRVIA >:
Esuohlim
Apr 5th, 2010, 07:36 PM
The Son of Man :google
Fathom Zero
Apr 5th, 2010, 07:57 PM
JEEZUS PEEZUS
Zomboid, you're a bummer.
HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THAT PAINTING WAS PROMINENTLY FEATURED IN THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR REMAKE?
Zomboid
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:45 PM
I only knew about it because I looked it up a couple weeks ago after seeing it in something and thinking it looked really familiar.
Fathom Zero
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:00 PM
He had another one that looked just like it, too.
elx
Apr 6th, 2010, 12:35 PM
:WINNER
:(
Zhukov
Apr 6th, 2010, 01:38 PM
Less art, more ugly photos please.
Grislygus
Apr 6th, 2010, 08:45 PM
Are you saying that my freakishly disproportionate Popeye arms aren't good enough for you
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Zhukov
Apr 7th, 2010, 12:54 AM
I'm saying they aren't bad enough, sure. Their proportions look absolutely fine, and I'm not ok with that.
Kitsa
Apr 7th, 2010, 09:01 AM
I did a "Ceci ne pas une peep" shirt with a peep on it years ago, handpainted that shit myself.
Babs
Apr 7th, 2010, 05:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/015.jpg
Sorry to inform Sam... but Terra's behind that wall :sad
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 7th, 2010, 05:23 PM
PBR!!!
Sam
Apr 7th, 2010, 11:11 PM
You bitch.
Esuohlim
Apr 8th, 2010, 02:42 AM
SAM
Babs
Apr 8th, 2010, 03:52 PM
Piggy Back Ride
Sam
Apr 8th, 2010, 11:03 PM
SAM
MULEHOUSE
Fathom Zero
Apr 9th, 2010, 02:11 AM
DYLAN
Fathom Zero
Apr 9th, 2010, 02:11 AM
:(
WhiteRat
Apr 9th, 2010, 01:13 PM
Skinny jeans, quirky glasses, and pabst. Where's the beard?
Babs
Apr 9th, 2010, 04:00 PM
where's bigtimecow
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 9th, 2010, 04:29 PM
WHEEERRREE IISSSS ZZZZOOOOGGGG?????
captain516
Apr 10th, 2010, 12:46 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ancbjLsqs38/S4Ls3HrhpQI/AAAAAAAAAHA/SSD_hGs9bdM/s400/coolguy105.jpg
Why do I know where this is from?
executioneer
Apr 10th, 2010, 06:37 AM
guys please stop quoting that picture
The Leader
Apr 10th, 2010, 11:56 AM
:lol
Kitsa
Apr 10th, 2010, 06:39 PM
I'm not sure I even understand that picture :(
captain516
Apr 10th, 2010, 09:10 PM
qISYVNG4au8&
Colonel Flagg
Apr 10th, 2010, 09:31 PM
guys please stop quoting that picture
What Willie said.
executioneer
Apr 10th, 2010, 09:41 PM
I'm not sure I even understand that picture :(
i think the point is mostly, "HEY LOOK, SPANDEX BONER OLOLOLOLOL"
10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 11th, 2010, 11:40 AM
The dimensions are always too proportionate. Almost as if he stuffed a cock/balls cake tray in there.
bigtimecow
Apr 11th, 2010, 02:44 PM
where's bigtimecow
NO SKINNY JEANS, NO QUIRKY GLASSES (THEY JUST INCREASE MY PERIPHERAL VISION :(), AND I DRINK PBR ONLY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT MY DAD BUYS
HIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Fathom Zero
Apr 11th, 2010, 03:46 PM
I did a "Ceci ne pas une peep" shirt with a peep on it years ago, handpainted that shit myself.
Nobody bothered to say how awesome that idea is. :rock
Kitsa
Apr 11th, 2010, 05:46 PM
thank you
and that should have said, "n'est"....was tired when I posted and didn't notice till later.
captain516
Apr 11th, 2010, 06:37 PM
can we see it?
Colonel Flagg
Apr 11th, 2010, 08:56 PM
thank you
and that should have said, "n'est"....was tired when I posted and didn't notice till later.
I know that the noun "pipe" is feminine, but what about "peep"?
And I thought it was clever as well. :)
Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2010, 09:00 PM
I hope post 15000 in this thread is a picture of Kitsunexus with a gun in his mouth
Tadao
Apr 11th, 2010, 09:35 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/IMG_6396.jpg
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