NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[MattJack]

Russian girl or El Salvadorian girl? YOU BE THE JUDGE FOR ME

[Lenor]

*yawn*

[MattJack]

That is what I was thinking, only more along the lines with you killing yourself :\

[Lenor]

This is what is comprehensible from your post: "That is what I was thinking, blah blah blahity blah, I'm an unoriginal idiot, blah blah blah, someone please kill me"

[MattJack]

GOOD JOB LENOR! YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE! MAN YOUR WIT IS UNCANNY. CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE?

[Terra]

good one. type in caps you fucktard so you can read what you wrote. you must be on a lonely losing streak. happy trails hans!

[MattJack]

Yeah you're right terra, you got my number.:lol My vision is terrible and gee golly gosh, I don't even have a clue what a woman would feel like.
I hear they are soft and smell good. :lol

[noob3]

Also, you suck the mean one. And by mean one, I mean penis.

[Coyne]

Also, you suck the mean one. And by mean one, I mean penis.

I named mine Dick Justice, but it still only responds to "mean one"

[Mockery]

Let's all get to know one another...

[Goat Cheese]

Mockery is right you guys. I hate it when you guys fight, you guys!

[Coyne]

I'll go first. Hi, my name is Coyne, my turn ons include fast cars, coffee tables, and world peace. My turn offs include clothes, long walks on the beach, and vegatables.

[Goat Cheese]

what about a clothed vegetable taking a long walk on the beach.

[Coyne]

sorry, I passed out for a while there. Goat Cheese, please don't abuse my openess

[Terra]

i think we would all welcome you more if you started your own "hi i'm new" thread in general blabber.

[kahljorn]

NO STOP SHES TRICKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but it was too late :(

[Womti]

Name-
Age- 19 sic
job-
where are you at?- vermont
how did you find out about this site?- good times
why did you start posting- good times
Level of Educ.- good times
Income- $0.00
hobbies- drugs/alcohol :o
fav. music/band- gee that's a tough one
fav. book- I recently quit, thanks anyway.
fav. movie- watership down ;O
Fav. Video Game- :love
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die :lol

HEY GUYS :<

[Lenor]

If I had the patience I would go through to find my original post.

But I dont!


Name: Amber
Age: 23
Hobbies: The things I do.
fav things: alot
IN high school you were most voted to: Know everyone.

[liquidstatik]

YOU MIGHT SEE ME IN DA CLUB BUT NIGGA YOU DONT KNOW ME

[Lenor]

'I got what you need if your into takeing x, I aint into makeing love, just into haveing fun, so come give me a hug"

heh.. im ghetto!

[Chojin]

hey guys did you know that what is womti

[Emu]

So Womti is Guitar Woman? :eek

[Chojin]

that would make sense, but no

[Emu]

So he goes from stealing Milhouse's screen name and posting on some vampire site to stealing Guitar Woman's writing style.

He's so desperate to be accepted that he's actually making Guitar Woman's e-transsexualism not look so bad.

[GADZOOKS]

:rolleyes at Guitar Woman's writing style. If anything wotmi is making Spaz look more pathetic.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

But with me here they all gain a few points right?

[Womti]

I'm smarter than GW, obviously

[Goat Cheese]

Thats why you killed her WHAT.

[Lenor]

WHAT killed who, and where did Guitar Woman go?

[GADZOOKS]

hell, preferably

[Goat Cheese]

WHAT killed GW

This isn't rocket science Lenor!

[Esuohlim]

So he goes from stealing Milhouse's screen name and posting on some vampire site to stealing Guitar Woman's writing style.

It wasn't just one vampire site, but it was also a few more gothic sites, Aryan Nations, and it even got a mention on his OKCupid profile. It's been removed since but here's a cached version: http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:Cg2yFzQkvysJ:okcupid.com/profile%3Fu%3Dwastr+esuohlim&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us

[Seven Force]

WOMTI :mad

[kahljorn]

that's the homeless dude, right?

he stole esuolohimes name?
what a jerk.

or maybe esuolohime(the real one) should feel flattered.

[Lenor]

Highly Doubtful, under the definition of narcissism is a picture of esuolohime.

[kahljorn]

i don't believe you. I mean, what are the chances that i know someone so famous they're in the dictionary?

[Lenor]

jixby is famouse.

A picture of my face along time ago is on a DDR cd cover... or it was.

Besides, I googled it! ha

[liquidstatik]

why was your face on a cd cover? ;o

[Lenor]

Chojin put it there.

[liquidstatik]

can i put your face on my undies? :]

[Moobs]

That is quite a request ;o

[Divisible by Waffle]

Name- (Withheld; I know, I'm a puss)
Age- 16
job- None, yet
where are you at?- Oregon
how did you find out about this site?- I have no idea. It's been so many years since I started reading.
why did you start posting- Because I was sick with food poisoning and extremely bored.
Level of Educ.- Some high school; two more years 'til graduation, w00t
Income- None, I don't have a job
hobbies- Video games, playing flute, listening to music
fav. music/band- Queensrÿche, and other prog. I also like classic rock
fav. book- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
fav. movie- James Bond in Moonraker
Fav. Video Game- Tie between Final Fantasy VI and The Legend of Zelda
fav. food- Potato pancakes (no, I'm not Jewish)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know people enough to hate them
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Haven't gotten that far in high school yet, but I'm sure I'd be voted most likely to piss off the President.

[Goat Cheese]

DUDE! welcome to the forums! but you know what you should make a "Hi! IM NEW!" thread in the blabber.

[Fathom Zero]

Don't.

I like this guy.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I didn't do that and I turned out alright!

[Divisible by Waffle]

DUDE! welcome to the forums! but you know what you should make a "Hi! IM NEW!" thread in the blabber.Ahahahahaha, I know better! I read the rules! I AM SUCH A FAGGOT, HAHAHAHAHAHA

But in all seriousness...I'm not retarded, honest! :lol2

[Emu]

fav. food- Potato pancakes (no, I'm not Jewish)

I'm sorry sir Nonjews aren't allowed on this board unless you're gay you're going to have to evacuate.

[Divisible by Waffle]

I'm sorry sir Nonjews aren't allowed on this board unless you're gay you're going to have to evacuate.Oh shit. I'm a lesbo, does that count? :(

[Esuohlim]

playing flute

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6903/sirenju6.gifGIRL ALERThttp://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6903/sirenju6.gif

How do you do I'm Esuohlim let me show you the ropes around here haha. Let's start by initiation, where you have to take off my pants and...

Oh shit. I'm a lesbo, does that count? :(

Nevermind. Fuck you. >:

[Divisible by Waffle]

Nevermind. Fuck you. >:Hey, if you ask nicely enough, I swing both ways,. ;)

[Yggdrasill]

Typical girl :rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

Name- Chris Tee
Age-20
job- Ward of the state :(
where are you at?- Idaho
how did you find out about this site?- Domokun game from newgrounds years ago
why did you start posting- don't know
Level of Educ.- genius
Income- 623 a month :(
hobbies- video games
fav. music/band- nothing favored over another
fav. book- same with music
fav. movie- fifth element
Fav. Video Game- earthbound
fav. food- currently broccoli cheese soup sometimes yakisoba noodles
Who do you hate the most on this board- everyone who has the same post count or more but only joined a month or two ago
In high school you were voted most likely to...-well we didn't have that but I was in the college level french class pic :posh

[DamnthatDavid]

Being Gay and Lesbian is nature's way of removing your flawed genetics from the human race.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Being Gay and Lesbian is nature's way of removing your flawed genetics from the human race.Ooh, burn.:melt

[Chojin]

David, who do you think you're kidding? This forum's homo quotient is higher than a boston and shaun fan community ;<

[Emu]

I wish he'd update more often. I haven't had a good fatting in a while and I fear Shaun may waste away

[Womti]

Originally Posted by WHAT http://i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=468768#post468768)
Name-
Age- 19 sic
job-
where are you at?- vermont
how did you find out about this site?- good times
why did you start posting- good times
Level of Educ.- good times
Income- $0.00
hobbies- drugs/alcohol :o
fav. music/band- gee that's a tough one
fav. book- I recently quit, thanks anyway.
fav. movie- watership down ;O
Fav. Video Game- :love
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die :lol

[cestkathryn]

i'm the i-mockery forum virgin. please be gentle.

Name- Kathryn
Age- 18
job- Daycare
where are you at?- California
how did you find out about this site?- Through a link at gorillamask.net
why did you start posting- Because I need a place to procrastinate.
Level of Educ.- High school graduate, in college right now.
Income- Where?
hobbies- Playing video games, reading, hanging out, watching movies blahblahblah. I'm also really craft oriented.
fav. music/band- Pretty much anything.
fav. book- 'Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About' and 'World War Z'
fav. movie- Spice World. Juuuust kidding. I really love scary movies, but I'll watch anything.
Fav. Video Game- Star Wars Battlefront II. That was the first Xbox game I played at my friends boyfriend's house. It turned me into a maaajor nerd.
fav. food- Lasagna or chocolate.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I haven't really experienced enough of it to hate anything yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...marry rich.

[Lenor]

Gold-digger

[cestkathryn]

Hardcore Gold-digger. Someone has to pay for all my nerdtastic expenses, and I work at a daycare with shitty pay so it ain't me.

[Lenor]

:blah I think I've been cloned.

I DONT LIKE IT!

[liquidstatik]

BATTLE OF THE B*TCHES

[Womti]

doesnt anyone else realize cystkatherine is sevenforce:rolleytes

[Lenor]

No, its really not.

[cestkathryn]

Is being your clone a good thing or a bad thing?
and WHAT: I am not a cyst. I am a girl, and a pretty good one at that.

I think I like you Lenor. In a completely homosexual way.

[Zinger]

:rock

Name- Zinger!
Age- 23
job- N/A
where are you at?- England
how did you find out about this site?- I've been a fan of I-Mockery for a while, thought it was finally time to reveal myself!
why did you start posting- I've been lurking on I-Mockery forums for a while, thought it was finally time to reveal myself!
Level of Educ.- Shoolz
Income- N/A
hobbies- Video games, Movies (especially Horror), Books, Pop culture!
fav. music/band- No favourite
fav. book- IT by Stephen King >:
fav. movie- Here's a clue :meat :maul
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy XII at the moment
fav. food- :meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- Bitches come and bitches go
In high school you were voted most likely to...Rule the Internets lol not really but yeah :(

[Lenor]

GOOD LUCK :eek :lol

[cestkathryn]

thanks for joining zinger, i am an i-mockery forum virgin too.

[Zinger]

No no, thank you.

[Lenor]

:sixcharac

[Lenor]

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

In tradition, of milhouse, of course.

[Straycat]

Name- Straycat
Age- 23
job- Student/I work for the interwebz
where are you at?- at? work
how did you find out about this site?- hmm i dont remember
why did you start posting- why the heck not
Level of Educ.- 70
Income- billions
hobbies- reading, drinking
fav. music/band- Chris Corner
fav. book- everything written by Charles Bukowski
fav. movie- The Forsyte Saga
Fav. Video Game- Zelda: Twilight Princess
fav. food- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- in time, we shall find out.. prob no one :\
In high school you were voted most likely to... win the gold medal in the triathlon category in the olympics

[Ramone the gerbil]

Name- Ramone, ummm, duh
Age- 107
job- webmaster
where are you at?- a computer
how did you find out about this site?- no idea
why did you start posting- I was bored and I ran out of "Cheetos"
Level of Educ.- college
Income- more than you
hobbies- manslaughter
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- the X-Files series (yes, there are books- they're classics)
fav. movie- Call of Cthulhu
Fav. Video Game- Wurm online
fav. food- pizza FTW
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who despises general Zod
In high school you were voted most likely to...- attempt to infiltrate Area 51 in search of evidence for aliens.

[liquidstatik]

YOU'RE NOT 107 YRS OLD :rolleyes

[Moobs]

Yeah I bet you weren't voted most likely to attempt to infiltrate area 51 either! I don't think you were voted at all >:

[Ramone the gerbil]

Fine but I need to feel special so there
:domo

[Moobs]

hey ramone is that you in your avatar you are pretty ugly looking

[Ramone the gerbil]

Naw, I have more hair than that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flukeman

[Moobs]

oh right now i understand

[Zinger]

I'm scared of Flukeman.

[cestkathryn]

flukeman is a triple bagger.

[Straycat]

what does flukeman do?
he doesnt have any teeth

[cestkathryn]

something to do with sucking onto people and putting tapeworms in them.

[liquidstatik]

i have no idea what you girls are talking about :x

[Sam]

I knew what was going on as soon as i entered this thread. :nerd

[JohhnyDamage]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Name- Micheal
Age- 21
job- Worker Drone
where are you at?- Indiana
how did you find out about this site?- I found it, back when it was only the 7-11 Minimock lol.
why did you start posting- decided to join in the site shenanigans
Level of Educ.- High School Grad.
Income- Money
hobbies- Games
fav. music/band- Emo/Punk
fav. book- The Watchmen
fav. movie- Little Miss Sunshine, Dawn of the Dead
Fav. Video Game- Zelda Ocarina of Time, Mario 3, almost all Nintendo.
fav. food- Eggrolls
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself, for hating another living being :-(
In high school you were voted most likely to...- "Form an underground anti-government newspaper" (Not joking. I was voted it with my best friend.)

[Zinger]

Hehe WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Womti]

Zinger and JohnnyDamage oh man what creative SN's

[Womti]

JohnnyDamage -
Biography:
I'm fun.

well, you know what they say about fun people :\

[JohhnyDamage]

We are great at math.

[Womti]

that's a surprise.... why math? is there competition afoot? or perhaps something I am missing?

[JohhnyDamage]

Because I wasn't expecting a follow-up question. Well played Popcorn Man, well played.

[Optimistic Socks]

Name- Colin Cheyne Campbell
Age- 21
job- Smashing and Destroyings all means of Electronics...for cash!
where are you at?- West Coast of Canada
how did you find out about this site?- Link from Encyclopedia-Obscura, how I found out about that site? I dunno...
why did you start posting- I'm so lonely...
Level of Educ.- Way to much
Income- A Ha'penny a week
hobbies- throwing stuff at things
fav. music/band- Metal, Punk, Rock...anything with guitars
fav. book- Enders Game
fav. movie- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Fav. Video Game- Tecmo Super Bowl for NES
fav. food- Ribs
Who do you hate the most on this board- I just got here...should I be making enemies already? I'll pick JohnnyDamage because his is the last post I read...I hate that guy for his..um..views on those things I disagree with?
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be On the news someday:confused:

[Zinger]

Zinger and JohnnyDamage oh man what creative SN's


Taken a look at yours lately? :\

[JohhnyDamage]

Fav. Video Game- Tecmo Super Bowl for NES


Who do you hate the most on this board- I just got here...should I be making enemies already? I'll pick JohnnyDamage because his is the last post I read...I hate that guy for his..um..views on those things I disagree with?

I love that game so damn much...but now we are enemies. You have made a powerful opponent on this day..Mr. Socks. A powerful math expert-like opponent.

[JohhnyDamage]

Zinger, are our avatars running to or from each other?

[Optimistic Socks]

I believe it is you who has earned a powerful opponent Mr. Damage, I fear no man, no dog, no biscuit!

But yes...Tecmo Super Bowl is quite possibly the best game ever made!

[Womti]

Taken a look at yours lately? :\

I'm joking

[Lenor]

Best games every made: FF7, Soul Calibor, Dead or Alive, Legend of Zelda, Need for Speed-Hot pursuit(El NINO 222mph biotch), Resident evil, silent hill (played while hullucinating), GUITAR HERO, etc...


ohh and this really trippy game I forgot the name of, that involves music and lots of weird loopys thingys. Dunno.

[Optimistic Socks]

Hmm...trippy music? I would think maybe Frequency? I dunno

Guitar Hero 2...thats fun

Guilty Pleasure: Bust A Groove (Not BustAMove with the Bubble Bobble Characters) a dance game with really good characters and annoyingly catchy songs.

[Lenor]

Shit, that is it, Frequency.

Bust a Groove.. haha..

'I would never, ever run away. I'll be there to fight another day, I will make you relize, I'll always be right by your side, I'm here to BUST A GROOVE.. BUST A GROOVE.. BUST A GROOVE.. ..'

[Optimistic Socks]

Yes that's it...though Hiro is the natural playboy

[Zinger]

Lenor, by Legend of Zelda, do you mean the N64 one?

[Lenor]

:Geek Talk

Zinger, I was refferring to the entire series of 'Legend of zeldas'; although, my favorite one being the SNES version, Link To the Past. Old video games, get me all warm and mushy inside.

[JohhnyDamage]

God bless old games.

You fear muffins Socks?

LIVING LA VIDA LOCA.

[Max Radical]

Name- Max Radical
Age- 27
job- Laser Blaster. I shoot things with lasers and talk about it.
where are you at?- from Ireland, now at Canadaland
how did you find out about this site?- A boring summer job with an internet connection
why did you start posting- To enter Flag Ninja Competition
hobbies- Writing, Capoeira
Who do you hate the most on this board- None, I am a being of pure love and peace and will obliterate you if you start something up.

[Goat Cheese]

Hey Johnny, is your avatar megaman with quickman stuffs?

[JohhnyDamage]

It's from Megaman 7, you get all of the upgrades and you combine with Rush to make a jetpack suit.

Hey Radical Max...I so just flipped your name around, for MY advantage. BOOYA.

[Max Radical]

That Megaman 7 jetpack mode was awesome, and the only way to really have fun with the excellent Treble & Bass final battle. (Though how the hell anyone was meant to know where the energy converter was hidden before the internet I don't know).

I see what you've done with my name, JohnnyDamage. Is your own self-chosen, or did your parents name you after your reason for being? :p

[Goat Cheese]

My parents named m Tex McDanger.

[JohhnyDamage]

I see what you've done with my name, JohnnyDamage. Is your own self-chosen, or did your parents name you after your reason for being? :p

my name is Johhny Francis Damage. It's...Dutch. Probably.

We should form a super team, join my jet pack squad. Johhny Damage, Max Radical...all we need it Hawk Guitarsolo and we will be done.


FUN FACT: My name can be rearranged to spell A JADE HOG HYMN".

[Optimistic Socks]

Now my enemies include JohnnyDamage and Max Radical in the supergroup known only as "The Incredible Whosits!"...curses...

And no, I fear no muffins either, though I have a rather large dislike of bundt cakes

[JohhnyDamage]

Now you are safe when it comes to Bundt Cake, because I'd eat it. Clever play, my crafty adversary.

[Zinger]

Socks, will you accept a partner? Together, we can take down these jet pack flying, bundt cake eating gazeebo monkeys!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Darkened_Fate/guys.gif

[Goat Cheese]

This thread is now incredibly faggy

[Zinger]

I think someone wants to join team ZingerSock. :bestthread

[Goat Cheese]

Hey don't pull me into your little crying game.

[Optimistic Socks]

Mr. Socks does not join forces, he is a lone wolf...a manther..half man, have panther, half animal!!

[Womti]

http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD


http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GUYS


http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
GUYS

[Terra]

...half asshole, half buttcake, half twerp, half twat.....

[Womti]

http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
TERRA

[Womti]

http://icons1.vampirefreaks.com/L/Lo/Lor/Lord_Horror/2586698.jpg
hey guys also do you think this would be a good avatar?
I'm not really sure :\

[Terra]

i was posting to optimistic socks. not you. any idiot would have figured that out.

and yes, i think that picture of you would be a splendid avatar

[Womti]

that was me back in january prepping for the Mock Wars 2K7 :picklehat

[Terra]

that was me back in january prepping for the Mock Wars 2K7 :picklehat

must have been a puffy time for you

[Max Radical]

I don't know, JohnnyDamage, I think if we're going to from Team Awesome we need a better archnemesis than Optimistic Socks. Perhaps we could tackle something more fiendish and menacing, like perhaps littering or jaywalking.

[Womti]

no, more like sweaty

[JohhnyDamage]

Mr. Socks does not join forces, he is a lone wolf...a manther..half man, have panther, half animal!!

That's nearly 500% animal. Primal bestial fury.

[Optimistic Socks]

You know it...and Mr. Max Radicalicious, I can be quite the foe...Fo Sho!
Oh yeah...I so went there

[JohhnyDamage]

Looking back on this 'faux gang arms race', I was not prepared.

[Fathom Zero]

You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?

[Gabby GaGa]

Name- Gabby GaGa
Age- ?
job- Burlesque dancer/ author / actress / painter / propagandist
where are you at? the Surreal Santerium
how did you find out about this site? Friend
why did you start posting - to exploite and degrade.
Level of Educ. College BA,
Income $80,000
hobbies see above answers
fav. music/band - Gidget Gein - everything from doo-wop to head-whollop
fav. book Negrophobia
fav. movie Panic in Needle Park, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, trannie movies and trained iilms.
Fav. Video Game- Don't like them
fav. food- SPiCY
Who do you hate the most on this board- you
In high school you were voted most likely to...- succeed
kissex,
Gabby GaGa

[Womti]

http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD


http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GUYS


http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
GUYS

:dunce

[Zinger]

Ok that's it.

Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle.

jk man...jk. :tear

[JohhnyDamage]

You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?

No, I'm related to Johnny Rotten, oddly enough. Even though that's not his real name, it's Clarence Johnny Rotten. Not many know this.

[Terra]

No, I'm related to Johnny Rotten, oddly enough. Even though that's not his real name, it's Clarence Johnny Rotten. Not many know this.

not too many give a rat's ass around here, either

[JohhnyDamage]

not too many give a rat's ass around here, either

Fathom was curious though. And you commented on it, so it got your attention. Securing my victory.

You'll be invited to the awards banquet. We'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, because I'm broke and that's all the grocery store has. I'd check Wal-Mart, but I don't support godless retail monsters. Especially if they haven't done anything for me lately.

[Fathom Zero]

She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.

Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants.

[JohhnyDamage]

She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.

Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants.

I prefer a Tweety shirt, yelling something to the lines of "Monday" and "Back Off!". Coupled, of course, with the most homeless of physical cleanliness.

God bless Middle America. We are a sight.

[Goat Cheese]

Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.

[Womti]

Ok that's it.

Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle.

jk man...jk. :tear

we could do it for laffs in the safe for work forum

[JohhnyDamage]

Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.

Nothing like Hillbillies eating bologna, seems strangely cannibalistic to me.

[Gabby GaGa]

the obscenely fat women in rediculously tight sweatpants riding the "disabled" wheelchairs around the store is always a lovely sight.

You're related to Johnny Rotton? Lucky you. How are you related?

[Max Radical]

Those little carts piss me off - it's so discriminatory that certain disgusting utter personal failures are tolerated and even supported with modern technology, but when I ask the the disabled office for a set of those cool robotic legs carrying a beer-filled fridge? Nothing.

[Gabby GaGa]

Tell them you're Alcobetic

its like diabetes
except instead of low blood suger
you got low blood booze.

[MetalMilitia]

Thanks for explaning that little joke, Gabby. You've really opened my eyes.

[Womti]

isnt booze made up primarily of sugar? http://e.vampirefreaks.com/emotes/hmm.gif

[blackwar12]

isnt booze madse up primarily of sugar? http://e.vampirefreaks.com/emotes/hmm.gif
you're thinking of pop(or soda as the Americans call it)

[Chojin]

No, you idiot, he isn't CONFUSING BEER FOR SODA.

Alcoholic beverages (most of them) contain maltrose, which contains many times over more carbohydrates than POP.

[Chojin]

By the way, your avatar sucks.

[cestkathryn]

Mmmm booze. That's a classy word!

[blackwar12]

No, you idiot, he isn't CONFUSING BEER FOR SODA.

Alcoholic beverages (most of them) contain maltrose, which contains many times over more carbohydrates than POP.
oh yeah, I forgot about maltrose being a sugar.

thanks for pointing that out.

[GADZOOKS]

your sig sucks too, mainly because in incorporates your avatar. But also there is the the bonus "actually taking the signature thing literally and adding NOT YOUR REAL NAME, but your SCREENAME", which is was people do when they are ghastly lame.

Does metalmilita still do that? I know marioRpg does. Ugh.

[Lenor]

Also its HUGE...

[Zinger]

:) Yeah

[JohhnyDamage]

Yeah, your sig is grotesquely huge.

[MetalMilitia]

Does metalmilita still do that? I know marioRpg does. Ugh.

Yeah mine is cool though because it's not shit as far as I know.

[Lenor]

I won't let you fall apart.

Face, black hair, eye, hand.

[JohhnyDamage]

It's great. Solid gold!

[Goat Cheese]

WHAT DOES A SIG SAY ABOUT YOU?

Big Sigs with your name in them:
It says "Im an attention whore. Please notice me." And while that may work on the casual internet explorer, A professional will see right through this charade.

Small sig with your name in it:
It says 'Hey there you guys are cool, by the way heres my card". You tend to come off as trendy but still an ass. And no likes asses 'cept for Dufresne.

Wordy sig:
Nothing special. You lack creativity or image editting programs.

Quote sig:
I am deep. Don't you think.

No sig:
Winner

My God this was unfunny.

[Chojin]

no sig = winner

[Esuohlim]

Small sig with your name in it:
It says 'Hey there you guys are cool, by the way heres my card". You tend to come off as trendy but still an ass. And no likes asses 'cept for Dufresne.

:picklehat

[Womti]

Quote sig:
I am deep. Don't you think.

dont yuo think

[Emu]

My signature's not wordy or imagey

[Emu]

In fact I daresay it's straightforward

[Womti]

I liked my old signature

[BlueOatmeal]

Some stupid woman yelled at me at Starbucks because I charged her for 2 syrups EVEN THOUGH SHE ORDERED TWO (2) SYRUPS!!!

[TheMintWithAHole]

I suppose it's a bit too late to introduce myself... I'll just go and hide in a corner, shall I?

[TheMintWithAHole]

Oops... I accidently posted my message twice and now can't delete this extra one. To the FAQ away!!

[Lenor]

Splendid, another imbecile to plaster this board with more smut and meaningless dribble.

Maybe after the realization that you can't delete the accidental post, he might marvel in his new found knowledge, and gladly tell us all about himself.

[Seven Force]

WHAT DOES A SIG SAY ABOUT YOU?

Big Sigs with your name in them:
It says "Im an attention whore. Please notice me." And while that may work on the casual internet explorer, A professional will see right through this charade.

Small sig with your name in it:
It says 'Hey there you guys are cool, by the way heres my card". You tend to come off as trendy but still an ass. And no likes asses 'cept for Dufresne.

Wordy sig:
Nothing special. You lack creativity or image editting programs.

Quote sig:
I am deep. Don't you think.

No sig:
Winner

My God this was unfunny.

And yet you left it there. For all to read. Asshole.

[Womti]

god, what a jerk, that goat cheese is!

[irish]

Is this a good place to place my mark? Oh well. G'day to ye :D
(yush I know my forum name is a bit unoriginal, but that's about all people remember about me these days)

[Lenor]

I will not comment towards my signature and how cool Noob and I were to think of it.

[110%]

2nd post! i've been reading the forum for about a week after my friend chuck, who you know as noob3, suggest i join.

Name- kevin
Age- 19
job- van and truck conversions for manufacturing company
where are you at?- okc
how did you find out about this site?- noob3
why did you start posting- to post
Level of Educ.- high school grad
Income- works for me
hobbies- music, movies, games, kickin it with the dudes
fav. music/band- boston
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- akira
Fav. Video Game- FF:VII
fav. food- steeaaak :meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody (yet)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die in a freak accident

[Lenor]

Chuck is a bestest friend of myn. :)

[irish]

Sorreh about the other post! I went to the last post and assumed it was a conversation thread :3

Name- Fiona
Age- 16
job- I'm just a student =P
where are you at?- South east of Ireland
how did you find out about this site?- Been reading it for ages
why did you start posting- Iono, liked the relaxed atmosphere?
Level of Educ.- hehe I did my Juniorcert last year, then to the leaving and finally college!
Income- heh so formal, i don't make money!
hobbies- Art, gaming! tae kwon do and taking people by suprise!
fav. music/band- R.E.M.
fav. book- Alice in Wonderland, or The Commitments, it changes
fav. movie- is your mother appropriate? guess not.. heh umm.. Advent Children? I watch a lot of movies wah!
Fav. Video Game- Twister! but really... Final Fantasy series and We <3 Katamari!
fav. food- Chilli or... coffee! it should be a food...
Who do you hate the most on this board- do i have to? um.. that guy! *points*
In high school you were voted most likely to...- High school? what's with that? I won't speculate what I would be voted to..

[Terra]

an irish type anime person. this is new. i don't have anything fuckish to say

[irish]

is that good? i have a feeling im going to have the piss taken out of me fairly soon..

[Lenor]

Its so cute.

Advent Children, awesome movie.

[Terra]

i like this wee one

[irish]

eep? (do ye have an irc channel?)

[Womti]

your avatar is cute anime! :)

[irish]

thank yew! ^.^ (we won't get in trouble for derailing a thread right? or do i still have my strict forum rule ideas?)

[Goat Cheese]

This anime you speak of, sounds interesting. Do you have pamphlets? I only read things in pamphlet form.

[irish]

noes, but I have some on "the importance of Illiteracy" hmm.. rather stupid, that

[Goat Cheese]

I agree! It is important to be illiterate.

[MetalMilitia]

Especially on the internet!

[Lenor]

LITERACY FOR DUMMIES..

Get it? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Zip the lip

[Goat Cheese]

grease the wheels

[Lenor]

CAUSE YOUR SO PERFECT, and no one measures up, yup all by yourself and all messed up!

[Sicktodeathmx]

I haven't done this in over a year... how about an update:

Name- Jennifer Michelle
Age- 22
job- Administrative Assistant at the Unitarian Universalist Congregation
where are you at?- Tuscaloosa, AL
how did you find out about this site?- I forget... its been so long
why did you start posting- I don't remember
Level of Educ.- Some College
Income- Meh, about 16,000 a year...
hobbies- Bass guitar, drums, video games, music
fav. music/band- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Mr. Bungle...
fav. book- The Chronicles of Gor, UFOs, JFK and Elvis by Richard Belzer, Love All the People: A collection of Bill Hick's writings, stand up and music, Fear and Loathing, so many others.
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Where the Buffalo Roam, Ichi the Killer, Down by Law, Dead-Alive, Bad Taste, Cannibal! The Musical, Unforgiven, so many more.
Fav. Video Game- Super Metroid or Zelda on snes.
fav. food- Pasta
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I was voted most unique in high school....

[DeadKennedys]

Watch out!

Name- Keaton Folts
Age- 19
Job- US Army, Fat Cats movie rental place
Where are you at?- Boone, NC
How did you find out about this site?- No clue
Why did you start posting- Fuck you
Level of Educ.- Some College
Income- +/- 11,000
hobbies- Guitar, rugby, my back porch
Fav. music/band- Jimi Hendrix
Fav. book- All Quiet on the Western Front
Fav. movie- Apocalypse Now
Fav. Video Game- Earthbound
Fav. food- Grits & Bacon
Who do you hate the most on this board- You Know
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Least likely to receive a superlative

[noob3]

Name- CHUCK BAXTER
Age- 20
Job- Unemployment
Where are you at?- OKC, OK
How did you find out about this site?- google search for chris wylde NO JOKE
Why did you start posting- I had to be like "chris wylde rules!"
Level of Educ.- community college GO
Income- $0
hobbies- smoking weed
Fav. music/band- what the fuck kind of question is this i listen to everything
Fav. book- i can't read
Fav. movie- star wars
Fav. Video Game- cubivore
Fav. food- chocolate peanutbutter anything, throw some cheesey chips on the side i am good to go nigga
Who do you hate the most on this board- well it's safe to say that i love everyoen on these boards!!!!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not go to high school because i totally never went :(

[Lenor]

Name: Amber Jewell
Age: 23
Job: Collecting My Trust Fund and Daddy's money/proffesional sociapath.
Where are you: NY MOTHERFUCK
How did you find out about this site: I was bored in my dorm room, during my first year of college. And wham bam boom, it smacked me right in the face.
Why did you start posting: Because I was bored! DIDNT I JUST FUCKING SAY THAT?
Level of education: Too much.
Income: secret
Hobbies: Lot's of incrediably cool stuff.
Fav music/band: drrr
Fav book: Harry Potter!!!
Fav movie: BIO DOME *Paper covers rock, cho lose buckwheat, cause im the king and your the peaseant - Free mahi mahi; If you will*, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas *RIP Hunter S Thompson*, Donny Darko *SUCK A FUCK*, everything but zombie movies :sick
Fav Video Game: Final Fantasy 7, Soul Calibore 1, Dead or Alive 1 or 2, Need for Speed-hot persuit.
Fav Food: CHICKEN, POPTARTS, COOKIES!
Who Do you Hate the Most on the Board: I don't hate anyone :/
In high school you were Most likely to: be a social butterfly ;)

I would like to give my congrats to your mother, For marrying your brother!

[SimpleLogicnMocking]

I Figured this may be a possible good way to start off on here.

Name: Whatever you want to call me, I suppose.
Gender: Female (I notice a lack thereof on here?)
Age: Legal
How did you find out about this site: New Grounds.com
Why did you start to post: Something new to do.
Education: Some College
Income: Poor college kid
Hobbies: The usual
Fav stuff: Anything and everything new to me. Prosper on the inevitable, eat up all your licorice snaps.

[Chippy]

I'm not sure I did one of these yet...

Name- Meaghan
Birthday- September 6th, 1986
job- Student/Lifeguard
where are you at?- Massachusetts, USA
how did you find out about this site?- FARK.com
why did you start posting- March 2007
Level of Educ.- I'm in the middle of college
Income- Really Low
hobbies- Working out, swimming, art, going to marine parks, I <3 whales
fav. music/band- All kinds of stuff, I'm NOT into hip-hop, R&B, or country
fav. book- I haven't decided on this. Probably Moby Dick
fav. movie- Rocky IV/ The Lion King
Fav. Video Game- Ecco the Dolphin
fav. food- Pulled pork burrito from Tennessee BBQ
Who do you hate the most on this board- Undecided
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Never return to that town
What is that smell? - That's me... I always smell like chlorine no matter HOW much I wash.

[Womti]

this isnt a politics board. >:

[Goat Cheese]

Name- Vrej khanzadian
Birthday- August 11, 1989
job- Student/badass
where are you at?- California, USA
how did you find out about this site?- GOD
why did you start posting- Better than not posting
Level of Educ.- Starting college
Income- zero dollars and zero cents. /165 euros a year internationally.
hobbies- i-mockery.com/art/film-making
fav. music/band- Queen
fav. book- Government Guide to New Superheroes
fav. movie- UHF
Fav. Video Game- Altered Beast
fav. food- Ham
Who do you hate the most on this board- Lenor
In high school you were voted most likely to...- live on the internet.

[Sethomas]

Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.

[Lenor]

Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.

A WOMAN FROM NANTUCKET
Ate french fries and then would vomit.
She would use a big ol' bucket,
wearing a wig that fell off.
oh fuck it.
That woman from nantucket.

[Terra]

two tears in a bucket

mutherfucket

said the woman from nantuckett

[Zinger]

So...how is everyone...

[Womti]

Name- Mr. Richard Tater
Birthday-
job- Im THE MNA
where are you at?- I DONT KNO
how did you find out about this site?- :posh
why did you start posting- SHUT UP
Level of Educ.- 0
Income- LIQUORS
hobbies- WALKING AROUND AND TALKING MAYBE I MIGHT STOP TO READ OR SLEEP I LIKE TO LOOK AT THINGS/STUFF
fav. music/band- Audislave
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Total recall
Fav. Video Game- GTA vice city :(
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- not chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- make arts or somethinbg

[mando]

Name- Evan S.
Birthday- 12/30/1987
job- HAHA! I wish I could get employed :(
where are you at?- Marion, Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- Maddox
why did you start posting- complete boredom
Level of Educ.- HS
Income- NOTHING!
hobbies- Er, reading, playing guitar, writing, the tubes.
fav. music/band- I'm an "industrial fan", but my favorites are KMFDM and Pig. Raymond Watts is an underrated genius.
fav. book- too many to choose
fav. movie- ESB
Fav. Video Game- Perfect Dark
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- God damn it's slow
In high school you were voted most likely to...- kill myself

[GingerGrrl22]

Name-Erin
Age-24
job-Going to college this fall
where are you at?-Maine
how did you find out about this site?-I've known about it for quite some time
why did you start posting-I dunno
Level of Educ.-HS diploma; 4 MOUS certifications
Income-$0
hobbies-Hanging out here and on the ViewAskew webboard
fav. music/band-Everything except most rap/hip-hop & most country
fav. book-Too many to name
fav. movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-Final Fantasy IX
fav. food-Too many to name
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...-come back for revenge

[MattJack]

Name-Matthew
Age-21
job-Network Engineer
where are you at?-Tha Dirty
how did you find out about this site?-When I was 16 I found the Anti-Raver mini page thing. Been here ever since.
why did you start posting-EMU made me feel bad for lurking :(
Level of Educ.-HS diploma, street smartz. OK MAYBE SOME COLLEGE TOO!
Income-I make a few duckettes
hobbies-Music production, girls, tasting new ales, this message board, sleep.
fav. music/band-I like all kinds of muzak, except emo and that stuff of MTV with the long haired boys that wear girl pants.
fav. book-The Bible. lol not rlly
fav. movie-I h8 movies. srsly
Fav. Video Game-Double Dragon 2 or Street Fighter 2
fav. food-Cajun
Who do you hate the most on this board-Lenor, duh.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-say something witty on a message board survey.

[Womti]

Birthday- October 19, 1987
job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA
how did you find out about this site?- :posh
why did you start posting- for a hobbys
Level of Educ.- ?
Income- hmm
hobbies- I dunno
fav. music/band- Anti-Flag
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Terminator (1-3)
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Bros. 3
fav. food- what's that?
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be raped

[Terra]

Birthday- unknown
job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA behind a dumpster
how did you find out about this site? my fellow bums told me about it
why did you start posting- waiting for next fix, or handout
Level of Educ.- zipp
Income- super zipp
hobbies- dumpster diving and trolling i-mock at the local library
fav. music/band- any muzak played where i am
fav. book- green eggs and ham
fav. movie- old yeller, i think
Fav. Video Game- whassat??
fav. food- anything at least three days old
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin because he's on to me
In homelessland you were voted most likely to...- be raped by my fellow bums

womti finally got serious

[Womti]

I hate Chojin cuz he's a rapist
an T*rra I hope you f***cking die

[hating_love_loving_hate]

Name-Brandi
Age-21
job-cook, nanny, maid (aka house wife)
where are you at?-California
how did you find out about this site?-A random Google search five or six years ago
why did you start posting- bored
Level of Educ.-high school certificate of proficiency; 5yrs of college (can't pick a major so no degree :( )
Hobbies- bitching, ranting, raving, drinking
fav. Music/band-everything, there isn't many songs/artists that I don't like
fav. Book-The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brien
fav. Movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-I don't really play video games
fav. Food-Anything with Salsa on it
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one really
in high school you were voted most likely to...- I skipped high school...

[gimmidamonii]

Name-bill (or william lolz)
Age-old enough for profit
job-lead engineer (got demoted recently)
where are you at?-seattle
how did you find out about this site?windows live search, much better than google
why did you start posting- good market research at this forum, lots of user feedback and coherent discussion of tech
Level of Educ.-halfway through a pretty 'ivy' university, hint, starts with an h, ends with rd
Hobbies- pretty much ne hax or legit soft on any pc platform was prolly devloped by me, lot of ppl dont believe it, but its just like how sometimes norton will hire hackers to create hax to sell more software
fav. Music/band-im really gettin into this new band from microsoft, called 'great place to work, great place to live'
fav. Book-"google: a passin fad or not even worth a book? this book is about m$"
fav. Movie-definitely some of the cool instructional videos when ppl start work at microsoft, look it up at torrenthax
Fav. Video Game-i still think solitaire should be on the cover of egm with a pic of some busty booth babez
fav. Food-silicon
Who do you hate the most on this board- definitely ballmer, do u mean the board of directors? or the board of life, in which case, jobs.
in high school you were voted most likely to...- make a bill or two... howd they know?

somethin nobody knows - ur never too old to hax

[MockMeAmadeus]

Name- Peter Don
job- electronics
where are you at?- Johannesburg, South-Africa
how did you find out about this site?- googled the word 'Mockery'
why did you start posting- love the wit
Level of Educ.- post graduate
Income- are we ever content?
hobbies- reading and cycling
fav. music/band- meatloaf, led zeppelin
fav. book- spiritualism today, seven habits
fav. movie- men of honour
Fav. Video Game- sims
fav. food- meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- any forum virgin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a forum virgin

[MockMeAmadeus]

I just had the funniest experience, you know. Someone just use ****** to type the word N I G G E R. Now to me, that is quite funny and all.

OK, here’s the deal Kahl……and hopefully for the more intellectual people out there, this is the last time I need to refer to this. I do foresee a future in this website, you know. For those that do not search this website or are too lazy to look up details about the person they are dealing with, bad luck. "It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"

I am a colored from South-Africa (called a 'Kleurling'). My father is German and my mother a Zulu (a Black or Afro-American as you would like to be sooo politically
correct). By the way, I love both my parents very much, OK, ok. So, I have blue eyes, a coffee-colored skin and a huge penis, hoo-haaa. As if that is heavy shit.:rolleyes

The fact is that I have always been to bloody white for the homies and to bloody black for the whiteys. So, I live my own life, ok. So, if you want to say N I G G E R to me, say it. If you want to say FUC**** WHITEY to me, SAY it. I had to deal with these issues all my life. And no, this has nothing to do with anger or angst, ok. I just bloody HATE it when someone can not call A SPADE A BLOODY SPADE! Capiche. THANKS!

PS: Now you can ban me.

[Guitar Woman]

Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me

[The_Mechanic]

Name- Steele JD
Age- 16
job- Canadian tire lacky
where are you at?- cow town
how did you find out about this site?- lots of clicking
why did you start posting- I want to find a way to make wooden rubik's cubes
Level of Educ.- 10
Income- not enough
hobbies- shiny things, drawing, D&D
fav. music/band- Lemon Demon
fav. book- Zombie survival guide
fav. movie- Hot Fuzz
Fav. Video Game- DDR
fav. food- BACON
In high school I will be voted most likely to build a car fueled on fat people

Oh and if anyone out there knows where I can get plans to make a wooden 2x2x2 rubik's cube I would love to know.

[executioneer]

Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me

he doesnt he is pretending to be william gates the third in that post

what a lame-o

[gimmidamonii]

hahahah i cant believe u got that

[Guitar Woman]

I can't believe he did the necessary reading that was required to get that

[Chojin]

I thought your name was Wallace?

[Guitar Woman]

That was a joke

[kahljorn]

everybody knows you can't pronounce guitar womans name, it's impossible for a human tongue.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, let's go with that.

[kahljorn]

LOL HE ADMITTED IT

[MetalMilitia]

well played Kahljorn

[kahljorn]

.:posh

[Shakey McSanchez]

Name- Devin
Age- 19
job- Work at Best Boy
where are you at?- Oh You KNOW Where I'm At!
how did you find out about this site?- fan for a long time
why did you start posting- just now
Level of Educ.- Senior
Income- $0
hobbies- Intenet
fav. music/band- All Kinds
fav. book- articles on here
fav. movie- Can't Choose
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario All-Stars!
fav. food- :meat
Who do you hate the most on this board- people who are mean for no reason (this is message boards in general, not this one)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- To become a very creepy adult

[executioneer]

mcsanches how do you feel about tim and eric awesome show great job

[Shakey McSanchez]

how do i feel about Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job? Well It's an awsome show and they did a great job. I've only seen a few episodes on Adult Swim Fix but I love what I have seen. I like waiting for the box set to come out on dvd

Oh I sent you an add on myspace

[executioneer]

that is rad ps there is a little web site you might want to check out as long as you are not afraid of being a crime, it is called my spleen dot net (they have got all the adult swim shows except the really bad ones)

[Shakey McSanchez]

what do you mean, being a crime? :confused:

[executioneer]

it is aganst the law to get tv shows off of the internet apparently

[Shakey McSanchez]

You should check out TV Links www.tv-links.co.uk movies tv shows, music videos, cartoons

[GADZOOKS]

oh man he turned out to be a really clever spambot

shit :(

[Qwarx]

Name- Danny
Age- 15
job- none
where are you at?- the Midwest
how did you find out about this site?-Fan + friend
why did you start posting-why not?
Level of Educ.- HS Sophmore
Income- none :(
hobbies-Video games, Girls, Spanish, and being awesome
fav. music/band-Rap/Rock
fav. book-idk i don't read that much
fav. movie- I have lots
Fav. Video Game- Pokemon Diamond (right now)
fav. food- Pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board-idk i signed up yesterday
In high school you were voted most likely to...-They don't have any for the lower grades

[Misdemonar]

you guys suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadKennedys]

Danny, you are a suck cocktail. You live in the midwest, you're 15, you say idk most unironically, and you like Rap/Rock

[Otto]

Name- Posey
Age- 18
job- Illustrator
where are you at?- South Carolina, unfortunately
how did you find out about this site?- Mad Scientist Monster Lab article
why did you start posting- boredom/shared sense of humor
Level of Educ.- Currently attending college
Income- little
hobbies- drawing, shrunken heads, etching, smoking
fav. music/band- Harry McClintock
fav. book- Hunter S. Thompson's The Curse of Lono
fav. movie- Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Fav. Video Game- Earthbound
fav. food- potato croquettes
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody, at the moment
In high school you were voted most likely to- fail room inspection

[MacLeon]

Theres nothing to really tell about me.

[mburbank]

Otto;

Is your name really "Posey"?

The Cabinet of Dr. C is a wonderful film.

[Otto]

Not my first, but everyone that I know, from my employers to my tobacconist refer to me as posey.

I've considered just legally changing it to my first name, though.

[Fathom Zero]

You have the best taste in movies of anyone I have ever known.

[EndersGame]

Name- "Censored For Your Protection"
Age- 22
job- Security
where are you at?- Seattle
how did you find out about this site?- Been reading articles on it for years
why did you start posting- Thought it would be a good idea?
Level of Educ.- College
Income- small
hobbies- Guitar, Anime and Manga, gaming
fav. music/band- Flogging Molly
fav. book- Sandman by Neil Gaiman
fav. movie- Pulp Fiction
Fav. Video Game- World of Warcraft
fav. food- Sushi
Who do you hate the most on this board- misdemenor
In high school you were voted most likely to...- play video games

[tenno]

Name- "Censored For Your Protection"
Age
28

Job
Graphics Design

Where are you at?
Las Vegas

How did you find out about this site?
They raided a rave board I was on, I joined up.

Why did you start posting
I sensed a like amount of sarcasm.

Level of Educ.
College

Income
33K

Hobbies
Reading, Producing art

Music
NIN / AFX / Killing Joke / PWEI / and so on...

Book
The Black Company / anything 48K / S. King / R. Hobbs

Movie
Dark Days / Predator

Game
Silent Hill / DOD / Mercenaries / Any FPS

Food
The Jeremy Sandwich

Hate
Oh my one enemy is long gone.

In high school you were voted most likely to:
-_-

[Misdemonar]

hey sup bro I live in vegas too

[tenno]

Bringing Vegas mockers too like 6, woot!

[Niolani]

Name: Emily
Age: 21
Job: Student
Where are you at? The french part of Canada.
How did you find out about this site? Someone’s blog.
Why did you start posting: No particular reasons.
Level of Educ: Some high school.
Hobbies: Playing video games, watching bad movies and reading comic books.
Fav. music/band: The Misfits.
Fav. book: Gil’s All-Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez.
Fav. movie: Ghostbusters.
Fav. video game: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
Fav. food: Tomatoes macaroni.
Who do you hate the most on this board: I don’t know anybody yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to... Be the weirdest person.

[Sgt. Baker]

Name: Alex
Age: 14
Job: Student
Where are you at? Canada.
How did you find out about this site? i don't remeber.
Why did you start posting:boredom.
Hobbies: Bass Playing
Fav. music/band: The White Stripes
Fav. book: Noone
Fav. movie: Eraserhead
Fav. video game: Super Mario All-Stars
Fav. food: Steak
Who do you hate the most on this board: Noone

[Sgt. Baker]

Also Niolani shall we scape from the london dungeon