NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another... [Archive] - Page 2

Jeanette X

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:48 AM

Dungeons and Dragons :rock

ahh, I see. I won't laugh only because I was guilty of the same thing. Of course, this was a few years ago...

If there's nothing to do on a weekend and all our other friends or girlfriends are at work we still get together and play it on occasion.

Whew. Thats a relief...I was worried I would get shit for being a roleplayer. Anyone here like Werewolf: the Apocalypse?

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:54 AM

It's my favorite of the World of Darkness games. Problem is, I've never played it. See, I'm the only one in my group who knows it well enough to run it, so I've never actually known anyone else who wants to RUN a game. So I've enjoyed hours of the game, but always as the Storyteller, never a player.

Fucking awesome game though. I enjoy Mage and Vampire too.

Jeanette X

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:58 AM

Wow, cool! You should find this link quite useful for storytelling.

http://www.rpg.net2000.pl/mirror/adashiel/were/tribes.html

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 01:02 AM

I'll check that out. I'd be more than happy to continue talking about gaming, but we should probably either move that to the gaming forum or to private messages.

sadie

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:13 AM

pantitude: shut the fuckity fuck up.
italian: you brown-noser, you. :P

ItalianStereotype

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:49 AM

well, i dont have a name that has anything to do with eating people :/

LegoLars

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:24 AM

CLERASIL! >:

natasha mephistophelia

Mar 7th, 2003, 07:42 PM

Name- I think we all can tell
Age- hmmmm....
job- kept woman/scholar
where you at?- United States
why did you start posting- I am drunk
how long have you been on the board- what kind of question is that? I'm new.
hobbies- Holly Hobbie, Hobby horse
fav. music/band- the Handsome Family, the White Stripes....and most especially...T.Rex
fav. book- "The Wrestler's Cruel Study" by Stephen Dobyns and "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" by Kundera
fav. movie- Fight Club, Fire Walk With Me, Ciao! Manhattan
Who do you hate the most on this board- slavemason--no, he's pretty hot...I guess rongi
what is that smell-slavemason...or is it sandalwood?

Esuohlim

Mar 8th, 2003, 08:20 PM

All you need to know about me is that my user name is Milhouse backwards. Any further information will just bore you and make me be hated around here.

Matt Harty

Mar 9th, 2003, 07:35 AM

Now I hate you because I didn't get to learn anything about you that would bore me. >: >:

natasha mephistophelia

Mar 9th, 2003, 10:27 AM

How embarrassing....no one even bothered to hate me.
It's my stupid name, isn't it?

sigh...it's back to the Tolkien boards for me...

Esuohlim

Mar 9th, 2003, 11:08 AM

Now I hate you because I didn't get to learn anything about you that would bore me. >: >:

You see, I can never win. :(

Rev. Danno

Mar 10th, 2003, 02:48 AM

D&D Rocks my socks!!!
I've been playing sience '86.
I also play Shadowrun.
Man I'm a Nerd...

Les Waste

Mar 10th, 2003, 04:06 AM

Shadowrun for Super Nintendo is the shiz-nit :)

The Unseen

Mar 11th, 2003, 02:39 PM

Name- Doyle Von Frankenstein
Age- 14
job- student
where you at?- United States
why did you start posting- I can do a sum-ber-sault
how long have you been on the board- since Feb
hobbies- Visiting my pals, drawing dinosaurs
fav. music/band- Dead Kennedys, Zug Izland, GWAR
fav. book- Fight club?
fav. movie- Toxic Avenger 2, Akira
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dont really hate anyone

lexical

Mar 14th, 2003, 03:41 AM

Name- alex
Age- 14
job- blowjob artist
where you at?- new zealand
why did you start posting- cause I WANTED TO, OK???
how long have you been on the board- about 3 days
hobbies- *see "job"*
fav. music/band- pacifier / good charlotte
fav. book- anything
fav. movie- hmmm. the matrix lol
Who do you hate the most on this board- noone (yet)
what is that smell- my sexy deodorant

LegoLars

Mar 14th, 2003, 03:48 AM

OMG! HELLO NZ!

hows things?

GothNAPrepsBody

Mar 14th, 2003, 12:22 PM

Unseen Your Mommy Actually Lets You On

Im kidding i m only 15

Pub Lover

Mar 14th, 2003, 10:49 PM

where you at?- new zealand

im from New Zealand too

I, so, regret saying the URL for this place on air, if I'm responsible for at least one of the many kiwi newbs that have appeared recently, I'm gonna be really, really sad. >:

the Uber Daith

Mar 15th, 2003, 02:08 AM

hey

im claire,
im from New Zealand too

im 17
job - hahaha i work at the house of W
warewhare rep re zent, yo

whyd i start posting? umm....cos im nerdcore. I've been lurking for like a year, been too lazy to post much though.

hobbies - painting, drawing, cardboard box gluing

favourite music - anything from punk crust chupacabra, distillers etc, portishead, blackalicious, cranberries, desaparecidos, massive attack laaaa laaaaaaaaaaal la

favourite book - umm.....tully is pretty coo', the earths children series by j m auel are cool. HARRY POTTER HEHE wix
favurite movie .....pass
who do i hate? mmmmmmeat

whats the smell? its up dogg

p.s vote me for pie http://ami.iamcal.com/index.php?site=PIE&pid=38882

Crapheap

Mar 15th, 2003, 06:54 PM

Name- Dave
Age- 18
job- McDonalds
where you at?- my parents basement
why did you start posting- 3 minutes ago
how long have you been on the board- 3 minutes
hobbies- acupunture
fav. music/band- Sliced Bread
fav. book- The Best Of Dilbert
fav. movie- Dude Wheres My Car
Who do you hate the most on this board- no free ham
what is that smell-whoever smelt it, delt it

ziggytrix

Mar 15th, 2003, 11:07 PM

name- Brian

age- 25

job- con-artist

where you at?- Little Rock, AR ATM

why did you start posting- Mr. Stay Puft made me do it

how long have you been on the board- a year or so

hobbies- big american parties

fav. music/band- old skool hardcore techno - anything off the Kniteforce label

fav. book- A Brief History of Time by Hawking (no, i'm just fucking with you - NEVER read this book)

fav. movie- Ghostbusters, cuz it's on TBS right now

who do you dislike the most on this board- if Ronnie Raygun and TheKapn could merge to form Devestator, yeah...

what is that smell- what an asinine question!

Cillian

Mar 16th, 2003, 12:06 PM

Name: cillian

age: 17

job: waste relocation technican

where: ireland

why did you start posting: lots of interesting personalities on here

how long on board: bout 10 mins

hobbies: getting drunk, time and time again

fav band: system of a down, fun lovin criminals, muse, crystal method, rage

fav.book: good omens by pratchett and gaiman

fav.movie: fight club, blade runner

who do you dislike most on the board?: that guy who is always insulting people....

what is that smell: my first smoke ring

Aura

Mar 18th, 2003, 09:08 PM

Name- Call me Aura

Age- 26

job- somewhere between student and finding an actual job

where you at?- Michigan

why did you start posting- Because I read the user submitted movie reviews and needed a place to bitch about how bad they were, even aside from the total lack of grammar and spelling of the English variety.

how long have you been on the board- Lurking about a day. Familiarized myself with the boards, its inhabitants and then decided to jump right in today.

hobbies- The usual. Reading, movies, music, sports, video games, etc etc. Same shit everyone else does.

fav. music/band- Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Coldplay, Jeff Buckley, Portishead, Mogwai, Weezer...just to name a few. And Tenenbaum? Call me a poser or whatever. I like it. Lick me :-D

fav. book- Another tough question with way too many answers. I like gothic lit, nordic and greek myth, LoTR, Virgin Suicides, and hordes of trashy authors, like Dean Koontz and Stephen King.

fav. movie- Braveheart, LoTR, Virgin Suicides, Memento. And yea, I have a soft spot for trashy teen comedies. Don't ask me why. I know not. ::hangs head in shame::

Who do you hate the most on this board- Well, I would have said Cynical Dave before he decided to leave (or, more accurately, was driven from the boards). There are many I feel I am supposed to hate and don't yet, because of a few gems I saw (Jamesman comes to mind) and many I feel I should adore, but have only seen a couple of gem posts from (Jixby, I am looking at you, but your post to Dave's VD submission was fucking brilliant).

what is that smell- Probably the reek of noob seeping from my pores.

James

Mar 18th, 2003, 10:08 PM

This Aura person shows promise. :love

Aura

Mar 18th, 2003, 11:07 PM

Thank you for the welcome, Jamesman. I must say, your post was the first I read on this board. I came on to bitch about some review I read (I do not remember which one) and saw that you had devoted a thread to the crappy reviews people submit. You really should update that more often - it amused me :)

Les Waste

Mar 19th, 2003, 06:28 PM

I enjoy the people whose entire library of posts are confined to this thread.

Also, I am thoroughly disappointed that more people do not list GothNAPrepsBody as the person they hate most on these boards

>:

n00bward

Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:12 AM

Name-Paul
Age-16
job-None as of yet.
Where you at?-Sacramento, Ca
Why did you start posting-Eh, dunno saw some funny stuff here thought I would join in, in a extremely minor capacity.
How long have you been on the board?-17 days
Hobbies-Nothing that hasn't been said already.
Fav. music/band-Nearly anything goes in this case.
Fav. book-"The Wayfarer Redemption" (the whole series in fact) by Sara Douglass.
Fav. Movie-Can't say anything on that one.
Who do you hate most on this board?-Myself for the couple of times I've been a dumbass otherwise noone.
What is that smell?-The colonies of mold growing in the bowels of my closet.

feelevil

Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:18 PM

Name-Scott aka MOOSE
Age-i'll tell u later
job-Not really :(
Where you at?- MOOSE FACTORY - CANADA
Why did you start posting- the time was right and now i feel like i'm ready
How long have you been on the board?- about 4 years
Hobbies- shootin the shit!
Fav. music/band- motley crue (early)
Fav. book- PERFUME (that one that kurt cobain liked)
Fav. Movie- Kangaroo Jack (heheh j/k!! that movie sux!! ;) )
Who do you hate most on this board?- i love everybody so far! i'm not hear to make enemies! i just wanna have some laughs and mocks cuz i think we all have a lot in common and i'm a loyal friend
What is that smell?- POOP!!!!

Matt Harty

Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:55 PM

Fav. Movie- Kangaroo Jack (heheh j/k!! that movie sux!! )

And everything else was going good. :lol

kellychaos

Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:57 PM

Age- a sponge never tells
job- plastic injection mold technician
Where you at?- China, MI ... No really!
Why did you start posting- I am Jamesman's love child and I wanted to keep in contact
How long have you been on the board?- a few weeks
Hobbies- long walks on the beach with a bottle of tequila
Fav. music/band- Clash, Iggy Pop, Ramones, Replacements, Sex Pistols
Fav. book- Slaughterhouse Five
Fav. Movie- Clerks
Who do you hate most on this board?- myself
What is that smell?-Ronnie's vagina

Goldenhobo

Mar 22nd, 2003, 01:20 PM

:rock Hasta La Vista

Goldenhobo

Mar 22nd, 2003, 01:26 PM

Name-Ollo
Age--23004343
job-School Student
Where you at?-New hampshire
Why did you start posting-I dno
How long have you been on the board?-Uhhhhh,I don't keep track
Hobbies-Music, Video Games, Movies, TV,plus more.
Fav. music/band-Punk,The Offspring,Good charlotte, NOFXmore bands.
Fav. book-"Cirque Du Freak(the vampires assistant
Fav. Movie-I have no idea.
Who do you hate most on this board?-hmm,lemme think,well nothing.
What is that smell?-The chimp/Penguin/starfish /manatee that dies two years ago.
_________________

Rongi

Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:20 PM

Fav. music/band-Punk,The Offspring,Good charlotte, NOFXmore bands.

WOW GUYS, HE HAS GOOD TASTE :lol

Professor Cool

Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:56 PM

Name- The Professor Of Cool
Age- 28
Job- Keyboardist..doesnt pay (Video Store Clerk)
Where you at?- Chicago
Why did you start posting- because i was there
How long have you been on the board?- Around 2 weeks
Hobbies- Sleeping and shit, avid movie go'er
Fav. music/band- A lot of crap,Recently i have listened to radiohead
Fav. book- Helter Skelter ( Possiibly the only book I've read, outside of a school setting)
Fav. Movie- Clerks, MST3K Movie, and alot of other movies
Who do you hate most on this board?- Professor Cool
What is that smell?- Faliure?

feelevil

Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:04 PM

Fav. music/band-Punk,The Offspring,Good charlotte, NOFXmore bands.

WOW GUYS, HE HAS GOOD TASTE :lol

i guess he's not into cool underground shit like radiohead huh :rolleyes

Rongi

Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:06 PM

You're still here :/

Rev. Danno

Mar 23rd, 2003, 03:24 AM

I have to fill mine out again, I'm older, & things have changed...

Name- Rev. Danno...Duh
Age- 27
job- sitting on my ass, getting ready to move back to Portland, Oregon
where you at?- Sucky ass Phoenix, Az.
why did you start posting- Erin...Uh, I mean Agent Burdock told me too...
how long have you been on the board- A few months seice the old board started, june 2001???
hobbies- melting army men, drinking, & painting...
fav. music/band- Misfits, Jonny Cash, & NOFX
fav. book- D&D DM's Guide
fav. movie- the Royle bams
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one really...
what is that smell-what a stupid question to ask...

Captain Robo

Mar 26th, 2003, 12:12 AM

Name- Captain Robo (George T.)

Age- 15

Job- Student :rolleyes

where you at?- Grosse Pointe, MI

why did you start posting- I got banned from the ASMB and Jixby's board, so I found this place, now I'm unbanned from the ASMB and nobody posts there anymore :(

how long have you been on the board- Obviously not long enough :rolleyes

hobbies- Hockey :(

fav. music/band- The Who, The Doors, The Beatles, Some new and old stuff :(

fav. book- Left Behind series

fav. movie- Me, Myself, and Irene

Who do you hate the most on this board- I'd have to say Jamesman, Rongi, and Chojin... wouldn't say HATE though :rolleyes

what is that smell- My humor :rolleyes

Rongi

Mar 26th, 2003, 03:56 PM

I don't think you're old enough to be on this site, little boy :(

Les Waste

Mar 26th, 2003, 04:23 PM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Feelevil is a black canadian who listens to Motley Crue

Captain Robo

Mar 27th, 2003, 11:56 AM

HI RONGI

Anonymous

Mar 27th, 2003, 11:58 AM

YOUR HOBBY SHOULD BE SELF-INFLICTED STAB WOUNDS :lol

feelevil

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:08 PM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Feelevil is a black canadian who listens to Motley Crue

wtf is wrong with that/?? just cuz i'm black i can't appreciate GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS or Dr. FEELGOOD? F U D00D!!!!!!!

Zosimus

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:03 PM

Name- Phillip

Age- less

job- counseling

where you at?- CA

why did you start posting- because of one very small dweeb that started whining on another board I lurked around on, and when he started getting too lonely and unable to defend himself on this board he left the address over there for his macho buddies. Now I'm posting because I really like this place!

how long have you been on the board- less than a week

hobbies- painting, writing, vid.'s

fav. music/band- pretty much everything from very very soft to really really hard! (Foo fighters, Tool, Sublime, Massive Attack ETC.in a big way :rock )

fav. book- "Jitterbug Perfume" (and all his other books) by Tom Robbins

fav. movie- (amongst some of my favorites) "The Matrix"....

Who do you hate the most on this board- hate is such a hard word, I don't hate anyone (yet) for any reason!

what is that smell- One Rotten Bush in Washington

jin

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:23 PM

wtf is wrong with that/?? just cuz i'm black i can't appreciate GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS or Dr. FEELGOOD? F U D00D!!!!!!!

The single greatest sentence EVER.

Kaish

Mar 27th, 2003, 06:03 PM

Name-Kai.
Age- 16.
job- None.
where you at?- Colorado.
why did you start posting- Yesterday.
how long have you been on the board- Yesterday.
hobbies- I love to read, write, Mock little kids, Listen to music, etc.
fav. music/band- <3 Mindless self Indulgence. Love em.
fav. book- I'm into a lot of Stephen King. (IT, Cujo, The Shining, Pet cemetary, Cristine, to name a few of the favories.)
fav. movie- Donnie Darko. It'd have to be that.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I have no fucking idea who anybody is.
what is that smell- The carcasses rotting under the fishtank.

Zosimus

Mar 27th, 2003, 06:32 PM

fav. movie- Donnie Darko. It'd have to be that.

I have to second that motion! (....after my initial posting of course! :rock )

Wiffles

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:02 PM

Name- Wiffles
Age-13
Location- Japan, I wish ;_;
Intersts- Anime, videogames and hanging around the internet

Yay! ^ ^

Rongi

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:10 PM

Sorry little boy, you have to be this tall to be allowed to be on this site.

Wiffles

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:19 PM

I can always wear platforms ^ ^;

Esuohlim

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:19 PM

Name- Wiffles
Age-13
Location- Japan, I wish ;_;
Intersts- Anime, videogames and hanging around the internet

Yay! ^ ^

Skulhedface

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:21 PM

There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

oh god PLEASE don't turn this site into a high school newletter, oh please oh please oh please....

Rongi

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:24 PM

There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

What makes you "old school"?

Skulhedface

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM

Did I ever say I WAS? :rolleyes

OK, fine, I'll play along. Would the term "NEWERBIES" help you stop wetting your Huggies?

Wiffles

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM

There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

oh god PLEASE don't turn this site into a high school newletter, oh please oh please oh please....

I may be 13, but I can act just as stupid as you ^.~

Rongi

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:28 PM

Did I ever say I WAS? :rolleyes

No, but you still shouldn't call someone else a newbie. Thats like making fun of someone who is mentally ill and you yourself are also mentally ill.

And diaper jokes? How old are you? 12?

Skulhedface

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:32 PM

:lol You know, half of your retorts would be funny if they didn't apply to yourself as well. Because so far, the accusations of NOT being funny and ass-kissing and all DO OBVIOUSLY NOT apply to you :rolleyes

Now, since I come to I-Mockery for reasons other than to tell everyone else over a computer how much they suck or are not funny, I'll see ya around. Retort if you want, but all it'll mean is that SOMEONE is too whiny to let an argument die.

So that means I expect to see about five replies from you for this :lol

Rongi

Mar 29th, 2003, 09:34 PM

Sorry Charlie, I have nothing to say to your attempt at a comeback :). Bye :).

JackChick

Mar 30th, 2003, 11:12 AM

Name- Jack T. Chick
Age- eternity
job- torturing the souls of the normal
where you at?- hell
why did you start posting- to SA-VE SO-U-U-ULS!
how long have you been on the board- See my profile
hobbies- Video games and stuff
fav. music/band- Rob zombie
fav. book- The Bible of Death
fav. movie- I dunno
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dunno
what is that smell-Devils and Death!
And Evangelions!

mothra

Mar 30th, 2003, 12:38 PM

Name- Martha.
Age- 17.
job- I work at a candy store.
where you at?- Massachusetts.
why did you start posting- Because davinxtk (my boyfriend) introduced me to this place and i liked it.
how long have you been on the board- A couple days...yeah yeah, throw the insults.
hobbies- reading, writing, picking my nose
fav. music/band- guster, idlewild, neutral milk hotel
fav. book- A Clockwork Orange
fav. movie- ^ditto.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know anyone yet.
what is that smell- Probably me.

Spectre X

Mar 31st, 2003, 09:49 AM

Name- Sef Joosten (it's Dutch, so shut up, assmonkey)

Age- 14

job- hired assassin, currently under contract to kill you.

where you at?- Steyl, Limburg, Holland, Europe, the World, the Solar System, your Ass.

why did you start posting- because I thought this board was funny.

how long have you been on the board- since beginning of 2002, I think

hobbies- surfin' the net, insulting people, drawing, etc.

fav. music/band- Rammstein!

fav. book- The Stand, by Stephen King

fav. movie- Evil Dead 2, and The Matrix

Who do you hate the most on this board- feelevil, because he's a gaylord.

what is that smell- Napalm, I just waxed my previous victim. You're next.

Wiffles

Apr 1st, 2003, 05:15 AM

Wow, you're only 1 year older than me ^_^

Esuohlim

Apr 1st, 2003, 11:29 AM

STOP MAKING FUN OF WIFFLES!

The_Rorschach

Apr 1st, 2003, 02:12 PM

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2027290

JANITOR KING!

Randy Fisk

Apr 1st, 2003, 06:17 PM

Name- EJ (Dont let the name Randy Fisk throw you, I'm a girl alright)
Age- 18
job- I am an unemployed suffering Artist wanna make sumthin of it?? :maul
where you at?- The depths of Hell, why do you ask?
why did you start posting- Because it seemed like a good idea at the time, much like running a rusty fork into my eye.
how long have you been on the board- Since today really
hobbies- Art, making "To Kill" lists, writing generally insane rubbish and criticizing things I neither understand nor have any business talking about
fav. music/band- I like a lot of things, like Nirvana, and Hole and The Cure and other things too
fav. book- Currently "Brave New World", ha, soon we'll be living the dream...
fav. movie- I liked "Maid in Manhattan", its not my favorite though, mock me yes, but when it comes down to it, I really want to fuck J-Lo. I also like the crappiness of "Logan's Run" ah carousel, is it really such a bad idea? :goth
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dont know anyone well enough yet...
what is that smell- Sumthin died, but dont worry, once the elves burn the body, it'll go away.

Dixie

Apr 1st, 2003, 06:35 PM

Name-
Nic
Age-
21
job-
SMD
where you at?-
an apartment in DC
why did you start posting-
bc metal mockery looked like fun
how long have you been on the board-
since december 2001 i think
hobbies-
masturbation
fav. music/band-
metal, heavy METAL! fav band is carnivore
fav. book-
those little pamphlets that come in tampon boxes
fav. movie-
petey wheatstraw the devil's son in law
Who do you hate the most on this board-
me
what is that smell-
sorry about that my left sock hasn't been washed in awhile.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 1st, 2003, 07:34 PM

Everyone copied off of that stop making fun of Wiffles from someone. Let us make fun of Wiffles.

Esuohlim

Apr 1st, 2003, 07:41 PM

Everyone copied off of that stop making fun of Wiffles from someone. Let us make fun of Wiffles.

You can shut up anytime you want, OK? >:

Johnny Horton

Apr 1st, 2003, 07:46 PM

Name - Alan
Age - Seventeen
Job - Student (Scheidegger Training Institute (http://www.scheidegger.co.uk))
Where You At? - United Kingdom
Favourite Movie - Blade Runner

I found this place through Brawl Hall (http://www.brawl-hall.com) :)

Fookin Flappy

Apr 2nd, 2003, 09:12 PM

Name- Stacy
Age- 23
job- Customer Care Specialist III (yes this makes me important!)
where you at?- somewhere in FL
why did you start posting- I don't know
how long have you been on the board- couple of weeks
hobbies- drinking, kickboxing, swimming, music... etc
fav. music/band- I have an appreciation for all music as long as it's good.
fav. book- I don't read that much
fav. movie- Office Space, Dirty Dancing, Friday..
Who do you hate the most on this board- noone yet
what is that smell- oops

UnDeath

Apr 3rd, 2003, 05:42 AM

hmmmm....
Name: Ean
Age: 19
J0bz0rz: Slacker.
Where am I?: Bremerton, WA
favorite band/music: Danzig/metal
favorite book: dont have one, but Im reading Lurker at the Threshold by HP lovecraft, and its chaulk full of nifty...
Favorite movie: either Army of Darkness or Redneck Zombies
Who do I hate the most on this board: Im too new to have a hated foe yet, but patience has its rewards :posh

Goenitz

Apr 3rd, 2003, 12:54 PM

Very well...

Name- Leopold Goenitz
Age- 20 (Maybe)
job- If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
where you at?- I've got two turntables and a microphone (Wait... that's "Where it's at"...)
why did you start posting- To show the ignorant masses the power of my secret organization.
how long have you been on the board- 3 minutes... and please, any Jamal/Rosey/Rico jokes will get you killed.
hobbies- Writing some of the most absurd hentai on the planet under the pseudonym "Geopold Loenitz" Damn, I'm slick...
fav. music/band- Xzibit
fav. book- "Napalm and Silly Putty" by George Carlin... a book, I have a feeling you'd love, RoG.
fav. movie- Yotoden: Wrath of the Ninja
Who do you hate the most on this board- The ignorant masses
what is that smell- Shit, I left the oven on... hope I didn't char Fido to badly... I swear, officer, I was just trying to dry him off... those carrots and peas around him on the dish are... um... hey, look, a doughnut! (dashes off)

UnDeath

Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:08 PM

yeah... I remember you... Iori, Ryo and Terry kicked your ass on my computer many a time before... heh heh

Goenitz

Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:12 PM

You dare besmirch the name of the great Leopold Goenitz? I shall have to use my strongest, most powerful attack... one that leaves all quaking with fear in it's wake...

*clears his throat*

YO' MAMA!

Sorry I had to do that...

And it was supposed to be Kyo, Iori, and Chizuru. But you could only play her on the CD Release. DAMNED CONTEMPIBLE SNK BASTARDS!

Apr 3rd, 2003, 02:26 PM

Welcome, faggots.

Ninjavenom

Apr 3rd, 2003, 02:46 PM

Classy name, goenitz.

Mystic_Powers

Apr 3rd, 2003, 05:24 PM

MONDAY= DAVID .F :blowme TUESDAY= JOHNNY :blowme WENDSDAY= DANNY :blowme THURSDAY= :blowme FRIDAY= COREY :blowme SATURDAY=ZACK :blowme SUNDAY= DILLON :blowme

GOOD I HAVE MY HOLE WEEK PLANNED AH.... NOW WHAT TO DO OH YEAH MY DADS HOME EXTRA PRACTICE

Command Prompt

Apr 4th, 2003, 09:41 PM

about time I did this on the cool new board.

Name- Sir Tuffy, Winnipeg Ninja
Age- 21
Job (thats funny)- student
where you at?- my parents basement.
why did you start posting- I though Chojin was a hot girl that was in to furries. Which would be my dream. But it wasn't. :(
how long have you been on the board-
since october 2002
hobbies-
not moving and sleeping.
fav. music/band-
Eminem, Notorious B.I.G. and Nas. Being rich, white, and canadian, I feel I can really relate to the backgrounds of these artists.
fav. book-
"how to be successful with women". I forgot who wrote it and only read the first couple chapters.
fav. movie-
Trailer Park Boys
Who do you hate the most on this board-
I hate everyone almost equally.
what is that smell-
probably Jamesman, the big sweaty immigrant.
I've always regretted- That Mock ignores me. Like I would if I were him.

Orgazmo

Apr 4th, 2003, 10:10 PM

What is that smell- My sheets

Professor Cool

Apr 5th, 2003, 02:48 AM

It smells more like a failed joke

tenno

Apr 7th, 2003, 04:02 AM

Name- tenno/wavesofdeadblack/jeremy zerfoss
Age- 24
job- ASSHAT
where you at?- Vegas, you know the sinning one? Not new mexico's
why did you start posting- somone on the eternalbeats.net board complained about the antirave site, then i fel in love with glowbelly

how long have you been on the board- 3 years ago, san!

hobbies- anime/ music/books
fav. music/band- aphex twin / NIN / MSI
fav. book- Stephen Kings
fav. movie- Friday
Who do you hate the most on this board- the fact that i cant seem to find time to post=(

what is that smell- my balls on your chin, i'd wash but you said you liked it dirty

Sethomas

Apr 7th, 2003, 07:38 PM

Name- Seth
Age- 18
Job (thats funny)- off-time student, not yet with job
where you at?- home, see side bar
why did you start posting- Nothing else to do 'round here.
how long have you been on the board- August 2000, as Winston Smith
hobbies- history and learning shit
fav. music/band- STP, Rammstein, Violent Femmes, NIN
fav. book- Breakfast of Champions, by Vonnegut
fav. movie- The Hudsucker Proxy
Who do you hate the most on this board- Sethomas, because I'm goth like that.
what is that smell- bacon
I've always regretted- should have realized what a force Google would become in the future.

kon

Apr 8th, 2003, 01:37 AM

why did you start posting- I got banned from the ASMB and Jixby's board, so I found this place, now I'm unbanned from the ASMB and nobody posts there anymore :(

:(

Les Waste

Apr 8th, 2003, 04:12 PM

There are maybe 4 people here who know what the ASMB even means, let alone have been there.

and Goenitz, in the span of two posts, has already made me hate him and his entire family. He has fallen into skulhedface status.

And Wiffles is too good to be real. Has to be a joke.

davinxtk

Apr 9th, 2003, 04:13 AM

Name- Padraic
Age- 18
job- mindless, droning tedium
where you at?- Cape Cod
why did you start posting- A raver friend of mine said, "This bitch 'glowbelly' is making fun of me on this anti-rave site, and you're good with big words. Can you help?"
how long have you been on the board- Er. March-Agust 2001, then only a few weeks recently.
hobbies- Halo, taking apart and rebuilding my computer, painting, leaving reality
fav. music/band- i stopped listening to music a while ago. i don't know why.
fav. book- The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (A six book "Trilogy", by Douglas Adams)
fav. movie- Whichever one I happen to be watching at the moment... I love movies.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Oh... I don't know where to begin.
what is that smell- Probably my roommate.

Esuohlim

Apr 9th, 2003, 07:26 AM

There are maybe 4 people here who know what the ASMB even means, let alone have been there.

I know what it means. :(

kon

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:32 PM

You do not >: :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Apr 10th, 2003, 11:18 AM

BEST MESSAGE BOARD EVAR. :(

Chris P. Bacon

Apr 10th, 2003, 03:13 PM

Hi all. I just joined today and this is my first post and I need to pee.
Name: Ben aka CP Bacon
Age:30
Ga.
I'm here cos I'm bored plus I did a search for Goth Kids suck and I ended up here so it can't be that bad.
Hobbies are reading (yes I'm a nerd) Indy comics and movies, writing, etc.
Fav. books include: Junky by Burroughs, Catcher in the Rye by Salinger and several Stephen King books.
I just started so I don't hate anything about here (yet).
And that smell is uh, well it's I think it's uh me.

So anyhoo there my quiz answers. I look forward to talking to (most) of you. Send me a message and maybe come by my site sometime. Later.

xangeldavidx

Apr 11th, 2003, 02:43 AM

Name- Erica
Age-
job- student
where you at?-usa
why did you start posting-got bored, and needed another message board to come to
how long have you been on the board-mm like a week
hobbies- painting, drawing, photography, listenign to music
fav. music/band- less than jake
fav. book- someone was watching, or the girl who loved tom gorden
fav. movie-now and then
Who do you hate the most on this board-nothing
what is that smell-eggs

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 11th, 2003, 05:53 PM

You are 60 years old, aren't you?

kon

Apr 11th, 2003, 10:45 PM

BEST MESSAGE BOARD EVAR. :(

OMG who do you post as? :( Or were you banned :( Do you even post :(

Esuohlim

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:09 PM

OMG who do you post as? :( Or were you banned :( Do you even post :(

I don't post. :(

I go there as a guest all the time though. :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:12 PM

Kon, how dare you disc the 80's Zelda cartoon. You have a black heart.

Esuohlim

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:14 PM

I find that avatar rather LOL. :(

kon

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:18 PM

You should start posting Esuohlim >: :(

No one else does :(

And that's not the 80's Zelda cartoon, it's the CD-i Zelda game (http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm06.htm). >:

Esuohlim

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:27 PM

I would, but EZBoard was designed to piss me off. >:

That is why I never registered at the old I-Mockery Board. :(

kon

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:31 PM

Johannas

Apr 12th, 2003, 12:44 AM

Here is me!

Name- Joe
Age- 18
job- Carpet installer (uhhh, i know)
where you at?- BC Canada
why did you start posting- Cause this board is interesting
how long have you been on the board- Ive been on the board for the past few days, but i have been here before under different Aliases
hobbies- Star Trek Fan fic, Playing instruments
fav. music/band- Too many to count
fav. book- The Shinara series
fav. movie- Any and all....probably Braveheart though
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one yet, but im sure someone will hate me soon. and i will hate them too :/
what is that smell- i dunno, you tell me!

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:15 AM

I don't want to get to know you. :(

600TH POST

Esuohlim

Apr 13th, 2003, 12:30 PM

I'll say something pointless and stupid for no reason just like Cap'n Crunch to get to my...

664TH POST

>:

Matt Harty

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:39 PM

WOW NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TREND!

553RD POST

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 13th, 2003, 07:25 PM

None of you would have said anything if I put 600th post on it.

Rongi

Apr 13th, 2003, 07:52 PM

I like how the same three people always seem to ruin every thread.

Actually, I don't. Fucking die.

Duck Goddess

Apr 13th, 2003, 11:45 PM

Name- Jenn

Age- 20

job- Childcare.. Bleh.

where you at?- Bremerton, WA

why did you start posting- My Boyfriend UnDeath put a chainsaw to my head and told me to.

how long have you been on the board- A week maybe.

hobbies- Writing, listening to music, reading, not going to work, playing with UnDeath crap-ass weapons, etc...

fav. music/band- Tori Amos, GWAR, KMFDM, Front Line Assembly, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Dimmu Borgir, and lots of other shite-arse music.

fav. book- "1984" by George Orwell

fav. movie- "Redneck Zombies"

Who do you hate the most on this board- I couldn't tell you.

what is that smell- Oops......

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 14th, 2003, 02:11 AM

I like how the same three people always seem to ruin every thread.

Actually, I don't. Fucking die.

You add to the mixture. :)

Matt Harty

Apr 14th, 2003, 11:04 AM

Rongi makes it the mostest fun.

Professor Cool

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:18 PM

>: Mostest isn't a work >:

If your just going to make up words, then your gonna put Webster out of business.

Esuohlim

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:43 PM

Noah Webster was a lunatic.

Honestly, who sits down one day and decides, "I'm going to make a list of every word in the English language and make definitions for them."

Noah Webster, that's who. >:

Professor Cool

Apr 14th, 2003, 07:08 PM

Im glad he did, i needed to look up alabastar once

Thank you Webster :)

Ninjavenom

Apr 14th, 2003, 08:25 PM

No, really, STOP. Quit posting after one another. What are you, impulsed to counterpost? Shut up for once, and quit posting thirty five times in every goddamn topic, some people would like to be able to read threads without having to wade through pictures of Reptile, Catloaf and Dewey at every turn. Cut it the fuck out and save yourselves some typing energy.

davinxtk

Apr 14th, 2003, 11:15 PM

Someone needed to say it.

Professor Cool

Apr 15th, 2003, 12:29 AM

I'll see to it ninja, I apologize.

UnDeath

Apr 15th, 2003, 02:33 AM

The Unseens girrrl

Apr 15th, 2003, 06:22 AM

Name- Justine
Age- 17
job- Drug Consumer
where you at?- im not quite sure...shit....
why did you start posting- peer pressure.
how long have you been on the board- oh uhm....yesturday...the say before?
hobbies- drugs...
fav. music/band- nirvana...tool....pink floyd...
fav. book- *shrug* high times?
fav. movie- requiem for a dream
Who do you hate the most on this board- your all so mean IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL AGAIN

banshee

Apr 15th, 2003, 05:23 PM

Name- Cortney
Age- 19
job- none at the moment, some crappy summer job when I get out of school for the summer
where you at?- Roanoke/Radford Virginia
why did you start posting- I felt like it....was getting a little bored with my local edm board...
how long have you been on the board- umm, about 2 days now
hobbies- reading, chillin with friends, surfin the internet, Ukrainian egg painting, knitting, livejournal....I don't know...just a bunch of random shite
fav. music/band- I don't have any favorites...I like everything, but I've gotten into EDM quite a bit since September
fav. books- The Elric Saga, Shadow Moon/Dawn/Star, The Vampire Chronicles
fav. movie-again, no favorites...
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one, haven't been here long enough to hate anyone
what is that smell- pickles

twiztid~juggalo

Apr 16th, 2003, 06:42 AM

Name- Alex
Age- 21
job- Student
where you at?- Brisbane Australia
why did you start posting- For the hell of it
how long have you been on the board- about 10 minutes ago
hobbies- gaming listening to music bbq'ing
fav. music/band- icp twiztid emil bulls korn linkin park etc...
fav. book- the only book i have ever read is charlie and the chocolate factory and that is only cause i was forced too..
fav. movie- Anything martial arts or comedy...
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...
:confused

NES Boy

Apr 16th, 2003, 09:29 PM

(Walks in, takes the podium, and starts introducing himself)

Name- NES Boy
Age- 16
job- none
where you at?- Nowhere in particular.
why did you start posting- Just to chat.
how long have you been on the board- Not long.
hobbies- Surfing the internet.
fav. music/band- None in particular.
fav. book- Spy VS. Spy, the Complete Casebook
fav. movie- Bedknobs and Broomsticks
what is that smell- 'Scuse me! I had Gas!

slavemason

Apr 16th, 2003, 09:55 PM

I find it worthy of Mockery that banshee would use Apocalypse Culture as her avatar and not list it as one of her favorite books. It's too small to see what it is, unless you know what you're looking at.
Anywho :fart

banshee

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:10 PM

umm....thank you?

Matt Harty

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:21 PM

I don't think a thank you was in order. :lol

banshee

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:53 PM

that's why the question mark is there...

EatTheChildren

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:49 PM

Name- Courtney
Age- 15
job- student/musician/person who files things
where you at?- New Jersey
why did you start posting- I love I-Mockery. I'm not sure if I'll keep posting, though.
how long have you been on the board- this is my first post.
hobbies- guitar, ocarina, composition, trying to be funny, impressingroom.com, video games
fav. music/band- www.livejournal.com/users/somewittyquote if you really want to know check my user information.
fav. book- possibly the sevenwaters trilogy
fav. movie- Boondock Saints, Suspiria, Another Heaven (japanese horror is hilarious), many many others
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know yet... I might if I had read this whole thread, but I'm lazy as hell.
what is that smell- cookies

Les Waste

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:36 AM

I can tell you're going to be a real winner. >:

EatTheChildren

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:46 AM

i hate that expression. it twists my insides into a knot. couldn't you have said something more insulting? that expression just makes you seem lazy.

Johannas

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:47 AM

just ignore him.....hes our resident asshole. Feel free to just ignore him

Apr 18th, 2003, 05:14 AM

Shut up, Johannas.

Atma

Apr 19th, 2003, 08:04 PM

name: joe

job: student, semi-pro candelpin bowler

Where you at: Burbs o' Boston

why did I start postiing: lets call it a drunken impulse inspired by midget porn

How long have I been here: Initial post

Hobbies: The internet, Bowling, Dance Dance, Gaming, ceramics, critiquing movies

Favorite Band: Blind Guardian

Favorite Book: anything by douglas adams, anything by william gibson

Favortie Movie: Anything By tarantino, Boondock Saints, 12 monkeys

What Do I hate most about this board: that as I type this I have 0 posts

Whats that smell? Me reeking of B,O. from playing 3 hours of Dance Dance Revolution

Grandpa Jones

Apr 19th, 2003, 08:17 PM

Name- Grandpa Jones
Age- 82
job- Retired
where you at?- A retirement home
why did you start posting- I can't remember. :(
how long have you been on the board- Ok
hobbies- Sleeping, hitting on nurses, sleeping.
fav. music/band- Johnny Cash.
fav. book- Harry Potter
fav. movie- Madeline
Who do you hate the most on this board- I can't remember anybodys name. :(
what is that smell- I probably just shit myself.

Les Waste

Apr 20th, 2003, 02:22 AM

Shove it, Johannes. You smell like rancid cunt yourself.

Johannas

Apr 20th, 2003, 02:36 PM

wheres all this bent up anger coming from? Were you beaten as a child??

DTH
JOHANNAS

jin

Apr 20th, 2003, 09:34 PM

PENT up.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:14 PM

Name - Aphrael
Age - 18
Job - student, casual IT helper
Where you at? - brisbane...queensland...australia...
Why did you start posting - because i felt like it?
How long have you been on the board - about a day...
Hobbies - ...as in my profile, i can't be fucked writing all this shit out...ASK!
Fav. music/band - Tool...or ICP...
Fav. book/s - The entire collection of David Eddings books
Fav. movie - Tank Girl
Who do you hate the most on this board - MrAdventure...i'm not going to shut up no matter HOW many times you keep telling me to...
What is that smell - ...amusing...there are now scents on the net...how come i wasn't informed?!?!

whoreable

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:29 PM

CONGRATS MR ADVENTURE!

MrAdventure

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:39 PM

THIS CALLS FOR A RAP BATTLE, I SWHOULD START ONE IN MOCK WARS (AND I MIGHT)

Mütiilation

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:05 AM

Name - for your reference... Lassoam

age - 18

job - student as of this summer at VCU, and i just quit my
job so i'm currently unemployed

Where you at? - Williamsburg, Virginia or Richmond, VA
depending on when youre talking to me.

Why did you start Posting - kind of did on the old one,
but i hate ez board

How long have you been on the board - under 2 weeks

Hobbies? - mandolin, guitar, metal, i collect cds
(i.e. dont burn)

Fav. music/band - i like too many bands for different reasons
so.. bm, dm, powermetal, viking metal, etc

Fav. Books - either the fountainhead or the dune series

fav. movie - my blue heaven

hate the most on this bb - metal sections got a watered
down vibe to it, no offense.

whats that smell? - i was born without a sense of smell

Stardrowned

Apr 22nd, 2003, 07:30 PM

Name: Wolf Audet

Age: 17

Job: Student in high school/Grand Master of under water basket weaving

Where: Madison, CT

Why did you start posting: to tell some jesus freak to shut up

How long have you been posting: i used to post a little on the old board but mainly just looked ( about a year before the board switched over)

Hobbies: diveing, metal, and drugs

Fav. band: At The Gates

Fav. Book: Everything You Know Is Wrong

Fav. Movie: Donnie Darko, the matrix, Princess Moninoke (spelling?)

Hate the most on the board: their used to be a kid with BlackFlag somthing as his name he had a picture of some godzilla monster as an icon. he was a dumbass.

smell: burning flesh

Picthulhu

Apr 22nd, 2003, 09:06 PM

Name- Dr. Andreas Raggamoffin, phd.
Age- 17
job- my last one fired me, simply because of "stalking my co-workers" and having a "poor personal appearance", etc.
where you at?- THE NINTH LAYER OF SWAMPY GEORGIAN INFERNO
why did you start posting- draw attention to myself
how long have you been on the board- few minutes
hobbies- i get so lonely sometimes. it's so very cold in here.
fav. music/band- System of a Cold Tool
fav. book- "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath"
fav. movie- lord of the rings movies
Who do you hate the most on this board- it's too hostile.
what is that smell- sog.

:troutslap

Brandon

Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:07 AM

Name: Brandon, obviously.
Age: 20, obviously.
Job: A student (i.e. unemployed)
Where you at: I'm somewhere...I don't know where, but I think I need you to come get me. I'm wearing your favorite leather jacket and there's mud all over it. Sorry.
Why did you start posting: Someone has a gun to my head.
How long have you been on the board: Lurking forever, started posting today.
Hobbies: You're better off not knowing about them.
Fav Music/Band: If something becomes too popular I usually hate it right away.
Fav Books: The Great Gatsby
Fav Movie: Psycho
Who do you hate the most on this board: Vince, Vince, Vince.
What is that smell: HOT SECKS

HickMan

Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:41 PM

Name: Clayton
Age: 14
job: Do you really think a 14 year old retard could even work at McDonalds? Yes
where are you at: Ohio
why did you start posting: I don't know but I regret it.
how long have you been on the board: A couple of weeks now.
hobbies: video games and collecting old stuff.
favorite band: Linkin Park and Duran Duran
favorite book: Charlie And the Chocolate factory
who do you hate most on this board: nobody yet
what is taht smell: Do you want to know the horrible truth?

Mister Sarcastic

Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:58 PM

Name: Names are for losers. :rolleyes
Age: 97 :rolleyes
Job: Garbage man :rolleyes
Location: In a chair, looking at my computer :rolleyes
Why did you start posting: To have fun :rolleyes
How long have you been on the board: All my life :rolleyes
Hobbies: video games and collecting old stuff. :rolleyes
favorite band: Linkin Park and Duran Duran :rolleyes
favorite book: Charlie And the Chocolate factory :rolleyes
who do you hate most on this board: Everyone here is so cool. :rolleyes
What's that smell?: Probably your face. :rolleyes

Atheist Martyr

Apr 24th, 2003, 07:29 AM

Name: Phil
Age: 20
Job: none
Location: Western Kentucky, unfortunately
Why did you start posting: i-mockery's probably my fav site on the net now, plus it seems all the message boards i've ever posted at were all about video games, so I want to try something different
How long have you been on the board: heh, since last night
Hobbies: MUDding, video games, playing guitar, music
favorite band: Nirvana, CKY, Stone Sour, The Misfits, Fear Factory
favorite book: I havne't read a book front to cover in years :) I used to read the bobsey twins though when I was a kid, hehe :P
who do you hate most on this board: All the frickin' newb....err...wait
What's that smell?: The semen encrusted sock underneath my desk

-DB

Apr 24th, 2003, 07:57 AM

I haven't been on here in forever... And I lost my old account info...

Either way... Ya'll don't want none of this!
[center:528d54bfe8]http://www.globalapathy.com/webcams/assets/thumbcatboy.jpg[/center:528d54bfe8]

Nuff Said.

-DB
http://www.globalapathy.com

jin

Apr 24th, 2003, 08:27 PM

http://www.top-players.com/jin/jinstory/killself.jpg

BANG.

http://www.top-players.com/jin/jinstory/click.jpg

I cant afford a pickle hat, or bullets. :(

hAEhAHEhAEHhaEHahehea

Rongi

Apr 24th, 2003, 08:30 PM

NO JIN! DON'T DO IT :tear

Oh wait...:)

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 07:01 AM

Jeanette X

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:05 PM

Who do you hate the most on this board- Anyone from Quebec.

My ancestors are from Quebec. >:

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:09 PM

I thank them for allowing anyone into their casinos, regardless of age.

Jeanette X

Apr 28th, 2003, 10:06 PM

I thank them for allowing anyone into their casinos, regardless of age.

My ancestors were too busy trapping furs and trying not to starve to gamble.

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 11:01 PM

Then they got blown up by mailbombs in Montreal! :lol

BlueOatmeal

May 8th, 2003, 05:56 AM

I know your all dying to know about shitty little BlueOatmeal so I will deliver!

Name-Larry Steed

Age-17

job-

where you at?-Carrollton, Ga

why did you start posting-I have too much free time on my hands
and masterbating only feels up so much.

how long have you been on the board-a few months perhaps

hobbies-Phorum posting, gaming, reading

fav. music/band-punk Bad Religion

fav. book-The Moon is Down

fav. movie-Falling Down

Who do you hate the most on this board-I do not hate. I am a walking meat pile of love!>!>!>!>!>1.1.1.>!>!3RI69704-1

what is that smell-unwashed boxers?

falling eggplant

May 13th, 2003, 10:36 PM

So I suppose I will play along as well. . .

Name- Kelsey

Age- 19

job- right now: blockbuster and watermark cafe
usually: broke, starving film student

where you at?- right now: crappy crappy kansas
the rest of the time: tallahassee FL

why did you start posting- because secretly i am madly in love with rog. . . damn, there went the secret

how long have you been on the board- forever and a day

hobbies- being a bum, dancing, filming stuff, getting trashed and making out with my roomie, then taking pictures, and random other stuff

fav. music/band- hmmm. . . probably red hot chili peppers

fav. book- In Cold Blood

fav. movie- I can't answer this one

what is that smell- month old spaghetti

-DB

May 14th, 2003, 06:30 AM

So where are these pictures Kelsey? We need proof, Kelsey! If that is your real name.

mischief

May 14th, 2003, 06:31 AM

Name- tara
Age- 18
Job- living vicariously through others
Where you at?- las vegas, nevada
Why did you start posting?- lack of anything better to do
How long have you been on the board?- tonight
Hobbies- serious?
Favorite Book- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Favorite Movie- ahh fuck who cares
Who do you hate most on this board?- give me time.
What is that smell?- Resembles cheese... ~sniff sniff~

GothNAPrepsBody

May 14th, 2003, 11:53 AM

Jeanette X

May 14th, 2003, 08:45 PM

Name: Drake Mitchel
Age: 16
Job: Jinco Model(student)
Why I Post: Theres nothing to do in this shit hole of a class room
Hobbies: Elemental research, Arsenery
Book: Anarchists Cookbook
Movie: Duce Bigilo
I Hate: Jamesman and Flacktrooper
The Smell: I just had to dissect a frog
How long:Several months

Is "arsenery" simply a butchered spelling of "arson" or are referring to something else entirely?

And by elemental research, are you talking about the elements of the periodic table, or your little dragon elements? :blah

May 15th, 2003, 05:11 AM

I do believe arsenery is the study of the arse. :posh

-DB

May 15th, 2003, 06:20 AM

so you work for a company as a "MODEL" and yet you spell their name wrong? It's JNCO. and jnco clothes suck anyway.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 15th, 2003, 06:56 AM

The I simply did't punch in and I was refering to arson

Jeanette X

May 15th, 2003, 11:57 AM

The I simply did't punch in and I was refering to arson

Jeez, what are you trying to be, Dylan Klebold or something?

Now kindly answer my other question on elemental research.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 15th, 2003, 12:10 PM

The I simply did't punch in and I was refering to arson

Jeez, what are you trying to be, Dylan Klebold or something?

Now kindly answer my other question on elemental research.

Really your asking a goth who you stereotype as dark and cynical to do something "kindly"?, okay the dragons are elementals many cultures have their own ideas of the physical form of each elemental. Such as the elemental of fire is not to all an efeetie or a flaming corps to some they are even dragons, this is the roots of the different colored dragons (blue, red, white, ect...), and anyways as far as only four elements havn't you ever seen a pentogram somke is darkness. Also the devine creator (whoever that may be to you created all so I conclude that the sixth element (light/good) is a combination of all of them wich would also make it the most powerful.

Jeanette X

May 15th, 2003, 12:15 PM

Where did you read all this?

GothNAPrepsBody

May 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM

Books, bible scholary, witchcraft books and othersuch references

Jeanette X

May 15th, 2003, 12:20 PM

I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah

So what do dragons have to do with the Bible?

-DB

May 15th, 2003, 12:29 PM

You should probably kill yourself...

Oh and you were supposed to leave the "I" out of jInco.. so your response of accidentally leaving it out makes you an even bigger retard in my book... (And my book is called "The Big Book Of Retards" so you know you're pretty fucking beat... Oh sorry, i'm new here..)

Schimid

May 15th, 2003, 02:53 PM

Name- Zak

Age- 14

job- Student. :/

where you at?- MD

why did you start posting- Because everyone needs a hug.

how long have you been on the board- A month, maybe?

hobbies- Stealing large amounts of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Jergen's hand lotion and Kleenex.

fav. music/band- Offspring

fav. book- Books suck! >:

fav. movie- Movies suck! >:

what is that smell- Your mom! :lol :lol :lol :( :lol

GothNAPrepsBody

May 16th, 2003, 06:58 AM

I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah

So what do dragons have to do with the Bible?

In revelations one of the four beasts is a dragon to start

Esuohlim

May 16th, 2003, 07:15 AM

Why don't you just fucking shut up? >:

GothNAPrepsBody

May 16th, 2003, 07:21 AM

Why don't you

Jeanette X

May 16th, 2003, 01:15 PM

I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah

So what do dragons have to do with the Bible?

In revelations one of the four beasts is a dragon to start

And that has what to do with elements?...

-DB

May 16th, 2003, 01:40 PM

Hey jeanette... Why not just say "Shut up. You're a dick." and be done with it?

Schimid

May 16th, 2003, 02:24 PM

Shut up. You're a dick.

:dunce

Jeanette X

May 16th, 2003, 02:26 PM

Hey jeanette... Why not just say "Shut up. You're a dick." and be done with it?

Its more interesting this way. ;)

Esuohlim

May 16th, 2003, 05:08 PM

Why don't you

GO BACK TO 3RD GRADE WHEN COMEBACKS LIKE THAT WERE ACCEPTABLE. >:

Mister Sarcastic

May 16th, 2003, 05:25 PM

That one was SOOO very acceptable as well :rolleyes

Biledriver

May 18th, 2003, 04:34 PM

Name- Dave
Age- 20
job- Office Monkey
where you at?- Liverpool
why did you start posting- I have nothing better to do....
how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes, or do we count the old board too?
hobbies- Music, Movies
fav. music/band- Heavy metal/GWAR
fav. book- The Books of blood
fav. movie- The Thing
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one,
what is that smell- chicken

GothNAPrepsBody

May 19th, 2003, 07:02 AM

I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah

So what do dragons have to do with the Bible?

In revelations one of the four beasts is a dragon to start

And that has what to do with elements?...

First, you asked what they had to do with the bible not what they had to do with the elements, anyways the bible has no set elementals.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 19th, 2003, 07:03 AM

Why don't you

GO BACK TO 3RD GRADE WHEN COMEBACKS LIKE THAT WERE ACCEPTABLE. >:

Ill go back when I feel like it and I never feel like doing shit

NIGhtMAre

May 19th, 2003, 09:45 AM

never feel like doing shit? is it cuase your mom chains you up 12 hours a day? cuase your a total fuckup? or am i just blabbing?

GothNAPrepsBody

May 19th, 2003, 11:26 AM

Just blabbling >:

kellychaos

May 19th, 2003, 11:32 AM

Aaron's back!! :) ... :(

Esuohlim

May 19th, 2003, 11:33 AM

Just blabbling >:

LOL

GothNAPrepsBody

May 19th, 2003, 11:39 AM

Aaron's back!! :) ... :(

My names Drake please get it right I don't feel like being sick because of being called aaron

kellychaos

May 19th, 2003, 11:46 AM

K Aaron :)

GothNAPrepsBody

May 19th, 2003, 11:50 AM

:puke

Esuohlim

May 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM

My names Drake

HAHAHA, FAG

kellychaos

May 20th, 2003, 09:52 AM

My names Drake

HAHAHA, FAG

Nobody really has a soap opera name like that. Self-appointed names are not cool. That's sort of like trying to get the kids on the playground to call you a cool new nickname that you just thought up. I'd take odds that your name is really Jeremy or some other columbine-kid name.

Jeanette X

May 20th, 2003, 06:46 PM

Books, bible scholary, witchcraft books and othersuch references

So what book(s) exactly refers to the earlier stuff you wrote about dragons and elements? What belief/mythological/mystical system did they come from?

Grazzt

May 20th, 2003, 06:49 PM

This guy thinks life is Final Fantasy.

slapass

May 20th, 2003, 06:56 PM

Name- Rick
Age- 18
job- student
where you at?- Ingersoll
why did you start posting- bored
how long have you been on the board- not very long
hobbies- photoshop PS2 and thats about it
fav. music/band- glassjaw, incubus, deftones, chevelle, etc
fav. book- Microserfs
fav. movie- Donnie Darko
Who do you hate the most on this board- the smiles
what is that smell- my taco

Rongi

May 20th, 2003, 07:25 PM

HI LOSER, WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY.NET :)

Jeanette X

May 20th, 2003, 09:40 PM

May 21st, 2003, 06:40 AM

Ha ha ha.

I bet his real name is even worse, like Bartholomew or Rudolph.

"Mo-ooom! It's DRAKE!"

GothNAPrepsBody

May 21st, 2003, 06:52 AM

GothNAPrepsBody

May 21st, 2003, 06:55 AM

Aaron's back!! :) ... :(

My names Drake please get it right I don't feel like being sick because of being called aaron

Gee thats funny...because in this post you said your name was Michael.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=23729&highlight=#23729

Ha ha. You fucking wish your name was Drake. I'll bet you chose it because it means "dragon".

Gee you know whats really funny...
Unlike you ordinary people have three names...
For instance...
Michael Drakely Mitchelle...
I just prefer to use my middle name.

May 21st, 2003, 07:03 AM

Whatever you say, Zebediah.

pyroguy97

May 21st, 2003, 07:12 AM

What a boring thread what a bunch of nerds Im going to my real life

LegoLars

May 21st, 2003, 07:44 AM

Welcome Pyroguy97!

READ RULES AND GUIDELINES HERE: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

Matt Harty

May 21st, 2003, 11:12 AM

Well i'm just gonna get up and get my life.

Esuohlim

May 21st, 2003, 11:15 AM

Michael Drakely Mitchelle...

You may as well stick "FAG" in there. It won't make your name any worse.

Matt Harty

May 21st, 2003, 11:17 AM

MichFAGael Drakely Mitchelle

It's not noticable either. :/

GothNAPrepsBody

May 21st, 2003, 11:25 AM

Michael Drakely Mitchelle...

You may as well stick "FAG" in there. It won't make your name any worse.

Your username is practically fag, and that's a name you can choose

Esuohlim

May 21st, 2003, 11:26 AM

Hear that, guys? My username is practically fag. :rolleyes

Matt Harty

May 21st, 2003, 11:32 AM

And all this time I thought it was Milhouse spelled backwards :lol

You are good at pointing out things GothNAPrepsBody.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 21st, 2003, 12:05 PM

Thats what I was talking about if you are to literal to understand it you make me sick :puke

Jeanette X

May 21st, 2003, 02:32 PM

Esuohlim

May 21st, 2003, 03:15 PM

Hear that, guys? We're "to literal to understand it". :rolleyes

GothNAPrepsBody

May 22nd, 2003, 06:57 AM

Grazzt

May 22nd, 2003, 07:05 AM

There are really only so many ways you can tell something to die.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 22nd, 2003, 07:09 AM

So...
How do you want me to tell you

Jeanette X

May 22nd, 2003, 02:32 PM

LegoLars

May 22nd, 2003, 02:40 PM

STOP THE QUOTE SPAMMING JEANETTE! PLEASE! :(

Jeanette X

May 22nd, 2003, 03:03 PM

Sorry. :/ I'll cut that stuff out next time.

Esuohlim

May 22nd, 2003, 03:17 PM

Jesus, I know more about Goth here than I know about my entire family. :(

IF YOU KEEP TELLING US STUFF THEN SOONER OR LATER WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND SLIT YOUR THROAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH WHO ALSO HAS A KID THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH, AND THAT BITCH HAS A BOYFRIEND THAT SUCKS MORE THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED. >: >:

testtube

May 23rd, 2003, 12:11 AM

This thread reeks of Blind Gaurdian fans.

GothNAPrepsBody

May 23rd, 2003, 06:57 AM

correction she's my daughter not my son. Anyways my parents named me that because they fuckin wanted to, how the hell should I know why?

May 23rd, 2003, 03:10 PM

OK. OK. By now it should be obvious that the word "quit", not unlike the words "self-awareness" and "comprehension", are not in GothNAPrepsBody's dictionary. So let's all just let him bark up this tree for himself until he gets tired and runs home, so that this thread can get back to its original point.

This is getting a little ridiculous.

feelgood

May 24th, 2003, 11:13 PM

Name- Peter (tha Rock ;) )

Age- 19

job- working for the Lord

where you at?- God's green Earth :)

why did you start posting- therez a lot of negativity here n i think i can help :)

how long have you been on the board- as long as God wants me 2 be

hobbies- good deedz :rock

fav. music/band- i like Christian rock :)

fav. book- therez only 1 Book yo ;)

fav. movie- The 10 Commandmentz

what is that smell- the Werd of God

testtube

May 26th, 2003, 02:54 AM

Name- test tube
Age- 19
job- mastabatorium
where you at?- in front of the computer
why did you start posting- to annoy everyone who take boards too seriously
how long have you been on the board- i dunno
hobbies- doing stuff
fav. music/band- Frightmare
fav. book- I CAN'T READ!
fav. movie- Aftermath (a film about a guy chopping up a corpse then fucking it)
Who do you hate the most on this board- all the gaywads who cry too fucking much over stupid shit and the gay moderators admin whatevers who want the board to suck
what is that smell- the smell of this gay board, check out my link, if you're on this board and you're not me, you'll enjoy it very much

Rev. Danno

May 26th, 2003, 07:11 AM

Name- Rev. Danno O' Blivion
Age- 27
job- Starbucks...No longer a Caterer
where you at?- Vancouver, Wa...Moved back to the NW
why did you start posting- Burdock Made me...
how long have you been on the board- I forgot
hobbies- Art, reading, & Bicycles
fav. music/band- Beck
fav. book- Choke
fav. movie- Night of the Living Dead
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who posts stupid things on this thread, or uses the word "133t".
what is that smell-Teen Spirit?

mburbank

May 26th, 2003, 09:53 AM

Is this the same thread as that other thread?

Wang

May 26th, 2003, 11:39 PM

i am a banana[/quote]

Haiku

May 27th, 2003, 02:46 AM

Name- ?
Age- 22
job- Law student (career goal: NHLPA)
where you at?- Vancouver at this moment.
why did you start posting- sheer boredom
how long have you been on the board- 1 day
hobbies- jujitsu, field hockey, reading....
fav. music/band- Beatles (current tune: Seven Nation Army)
fav. book- The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis
fav. movie- Good Will Hunting
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone
what is that smell- Me, making $100,000/ year when I'm done school...

GothNAPrepsBody

May 27th, 2003, 06:59 AM

Welcome to the boards

Esuohlim

May 27th, 2003, 11:13 AM

i am a banana[/quote]

farbour

May 28th, 2003, 08:48 AM

Name- Frank
Age-21
Job-Job?
Where you at-Wisconsin
Why did you start posting-lack better things to do at 5 am
How long have you been on the board-8 hours
hobbies-attention span too short for hobbies
fav. music/band- Melt Banana, Sonic Youth, NoMeansNo
fav. book-The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson
fav. movie-Tromeo and Juliet
Who do you hate the most on this board-myself
What is that smell-sao paolo[/u]

hardcrow

May 28th, 2003, 11:43 AM

Name- Poons
Age-30
Yob-Art Director/Artist
Where you at-Denver (Colorado you stupid fucks)
Why did you start posting-the black screen makes me feel even more evil.
How long have you been on the board-a few LONG days
hobbies-art
fav. music/band- Tenacious D
fav. book-Catcher in the Rye
fav. movie-LOR
Who do you hate the most on this board-James that peodiphile faggot
What is that smell-fear

whataloadofhorseshit

May 28th, 2003, 12:49 PM

Name- Jared
Age- 21
job- Parts specialist
where you at?- BFE
why did you start posting- I hated Max's regrets article
how long have you been on the board- 36hrs
hobbies- smoking broken pencils and beating up kids
fav. music/band- The Doors
fav. book- what's a book?
fav. movie- Total Recall
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone
what is that smell- chicken

Medas

May 28th, 2003, 02:56 PM

Name- Daniel
Age- 18
job- Student
where you at?- Trollhättan, Sweden
why did you start posting- Legolars told me to!
how long have you been on the board- 1 day
hobbies- Living
fav. music/band- sum 41
fav. book- none
fav. movie- lord of the ring
eho do you hate most on these boards - Legolars
what is that smell- my ångbåt

lollirot

May 29th, 2003, 04:45 AM

Name- Harley
Age- 20
job- student/professional loan receiver
where are you at- univ. of washington, seattle
why did you start posting- sheer boredom and a lack of anything more constructive to do
how long have you been on this board- not counting aborted attempts to join before, 1 day.
hobbies- music, internet, books, porn
fav. music/band- The Unseen or Jack Off Jill... can't pick one, both good in different music genres.
fav. book- The Stranger by Albert Camus... whooo nihilism.
fav. movie- Boondock Saints
who do you hate most on this board- so hard to pick.
what is that smell- the dead hooker in my trunk

Yep.

May 30th, 2003, 12:29 AM

Name-Kristopher
Age-21
Job-I bake cakes, slut.
Where? Minnesota
I post because I love.
How long? I dunno, look to your left.
Hobbies- I like the idea of getting in shape and riding my bike aimlessly.
Fav. Music- Buck 65
Book-Ender's Game or something by Isaac Asimov
Movie-Spirited Away was good
I feel sorry for anyone between the ages of 12 and 17, but I also probably hate them too.
Febreeze smells like my dad's hairspray.

Captain Robo

May 30th, 2003, 11:35 PM

CaptainRoboT2: HELLO TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE AND BYE TO ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE.
Gorgeous Rikku: ummmmmmm k
CaptainRoboT2: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=boardingwitstyle

GAsux

May 31st, 2003, 02:00 AM

You know I should have done this sooner so I didn't have to be back here at the end of the thread with the "newbies". Stupid me. Anyway:

Name- Jason (Hey did you know that if you take the first letter from each month from July through November it spells......)

Age-28

Job-Exportation of democratic ideals. Sometimes by force.

Where you at-San Diego, or Northern Mexico.

Why did you start posting-I appreciate good shit talking.

How long have you been on the board-Anyone remember the Pennywise Message Board battle? I didn't realize it's been that long already.

hobbies-Internet porn (Hey I'm getting my god damn $30's a month worth from my high speed internet connection dammit)

fav. music/band- The So Cal punk rock scene is close to my heart. But Snoop is still my idol.

fav. book-I'm a fan of Atlas Shrugged, but I'd say my fav is probably "An American Tragedy" by Theo Driser.

fav. movie-Jenna love Rocco

Who do you hate the most on this board-The guy who keeps emailing me and asking me if I want "toss his salad", whatever the hell that means.

What is that smell-A strange mix of BenGay and aloe lotion.

Esuohlim

May 31st, 2003, 12:15 PM

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone

LOL

kellychaos

May 31st, 2003, 12:24 PM

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone

LOL

You know how you've always heard that you can learn to love something ... well ... :) :thinkbizzaroworld

NIGhtMAre

Jun 1st, 2003, 04:47 PM

:sotrue

Jun 1st, 2003, 04:50 PM

save it

Ooner

Jun 1st, 2003, 06:49 PM

Name- Conor
Age- 19
job- Home Improvement Store
where you at?- Vegas
why did you start posting- Today.
how long have you been on the board- Today.
hobbies- film, music
fav. music/band- Hot Hot Heat, Belle and Sebastian, DJ Irene, Green Day, Cake, Voodoo & Serano, Flaming Lips, RX Bandits, Violent Femmes, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Offspring, Incubus, Tsunami Bomb, DJ Buzz Fuzz, a million others.
fav. book- I don't read.
fav. movie- Out of Sight
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody..... yet.
what is that smell- You.

Ninjavenom

Jun 1st, 2003, 09:15 PM

Hey NIGMA, cut the sig. We all like Rock and Terry, but it's too big.

NIGhtMAre

Jun 4th, 2003, 09:53 PM

Ok man. No problem.

Kitty of Doom

Jun 4th, 2003, 10:35 PM

Name- Kristin
Age- 21
job- College Student/ Lab Slave
where you at?- Pittsburgh
why did you start posting- Today
how long have you been on the board- Today
hobbies- video games, tae kwon do, doing stuff
fav. music/band- Hmmm...I can't chose so I'll name whatever bands are curentely on my playlist, NOFX, bad religion, system of a down, propagandi
fav. book- I can't remember the last time I read a book
fav. movie- office space
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet
what is that smell- loneiness and or insanity

Mockery

Jun 5th, 2003, 01:11 AM

Tae Kwon Do, Video Games, and Bad Religion.

:rock

Kitty of Doom

Jun 5th, 2003, 01:30 PM

I did Tae Kwon Do for about 6 yrs and almost got up to the rank of 2nd degree black belt. I've been out of practice for about two years though because I have been kind of busy with college.

Video games aren't just a hobby for me they need to be played. I have a busy schedule to get caught up to over the summer. Haha I'm so pathetic sometimes.

Generator86

Jun 5th, 2003, 01:39 PM

Not only Bad Religion, but Propagandhi? Oh, sweet Jesus. Welcome to I-Mock.

Jixby Phillips

Jun 5th, 2003, 03:01 PM

Name- JIXBY PHILLIPS BUT ITS NOT REALLY
Age- 19 IN YEARS
job- YOU GOTTA DO YOUR JOB RIGHT???
where you at?- I JUST LOVE THIS QUESTION!! :lol
why did you start posting- I'M BORED @ WORK!!!!! :lol
how long have you been on the board- COUPLE DAYS BUT I'VE LURKED FOREVER.. FINALLY GOT THE GUTS TO POST :lol
hobbies- YOU KNOW... THE USUAL
fav. music/band- THE BEATS
fav. book- ANYTHING ABOUT TV
fav. movie- HONME AONE
Who do you hate the most on this board- THAT MOCKERY BASTARD!!!! :pirate
what is that smell- SOMETHING NAUGHTY

whoreable

Jun 5th, 2003, 04:48 PM

YOU SHOULDA KEPT LURKING NOOB!!

HerrSkofild

Jun 5th, 2003, 10:51 PM

Name - der seelenlos eins...
Age - N/A
job - stuff
where you at? - if only i knew...
why did you start posting - boredom...
how long have you been on the board - you can answer that...
hobbies - stuff
fav. music/band - i listen to death/doom/black metal...
fav. book - edge of honor
fav. movie - enemy at the gates/full metal jacket
Who do you hate the most on this board- i will tell you when i find out...
what is that smell - beats me...

Jixby Phillips

Jun 6th, 2003, 02:59 AM