NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[HickMan]

This guy that was in my unit had an Invader Zim tattoo on his arm...whata fag :rolleyes

[Otto]

This guy that was in my unit had an Invader Zim tattoo on his arm...whata fag :rolleyes

Ugh, at least when white trash get their own names on their arms there's the hope that they don't know any better, because they were raised by morons.

[creeposaurus]

Name- Sasha
Age- 23
job- Auto parts/ dog bather
where are you at?- I am at my apartment
how did you find out about this site?- Random googling led me to the John Hodgman editorial
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The Other Comic stuff section
why did you start posting- I couldn't say
Level of Educ.- self educated
hobbies- guinea pig wrangling, video games, bitching
fav. book- Some TPB I received as a gift from someone called Wormwood: Gentlemen Corpse
fav. movie- Has been and will always be The Producers
Fav. Video Game- Currently Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team
fav. food(s)-Cigarettes, Monsters, Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a rapist/serial killer or get pregnant at an early age
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I watch Glee sometimes and I hate myself for it

[Tadao]

wacky

[Zhukov]

Not really.

[executioneer]

compared to the last couple this is a breath of fresh air

[Grislygus]

This one also has my tentative and temporary approval before he disappears in two days

[Zhukov]

It's a female.

[executioneer]

well then i change my vote, boooo no girls allowed >;(

[Zhukov]

Name- Sasha
Age- 23
job- Auto parts/ dog bather
where are you at?- I am at my apartment
how did you find out about this site?- Random googling led me to the John Hodgman editorial
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The Other Comic stuff section
why did you start posting- I couldn't say
Level of Educ.- self educated
hobbies- guinea pig wrangling, video games, bitching
fav. book- Some TPB I received as a gift from someone called Wormwood: Gentlemen Corpse
fav. movie- Has been and will always be The Producers
Fav. Video Game- Currently Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team
fav. food(s)-Cigarettes, Monsters, Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a rapist/serial killer or get pregnant at an early age
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I watch Glee sometimes and I hate myself for it

I could be wrong, but I've highlighted points of interest that may suggest so.

[The Leader]

Why do you have to be a girl to like the Producers? >:(

[Zhukov]

I knew someone would say that, which is why I only said:

"may suggest so"


Not:


"means is grul"




Sasha is a boys name, too.

[executioneer]

but a girl rapist/serial killer, huh

interesting

[Esuohlim]

I like how you bolded "educated"

[Colonel Flagg]

'cause we all noes Guyz gots no brainz.

[Pentegarn]

wuht?

[Tadao]

hobbies- guinea pig wrangling

fav. food(s)-Cigarettes

In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a rapist/serial killer or get pregnant at an early age

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I watch Glee sometimes and I hate myself for it

WACKY

[Shyandquietguy]

Aww, Tadao.

She/he/it may not be that bad!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sasha can also be a slutty girls name. Only time will tell.

[Zhukov]

Well, maybe.

She/he will most likely never post again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It was not meant to be then.

[kahljorn]

ill givve her something to be gleeful about

[Dimnos]

Crack head or character?

[Colonel Flagg]

We'll never know for sure. :(

[Rez]

they're same people who pretend their entire life is a never-ending episode of invader zim

if you ever go to a convention, you'll see them en masse

these people never last, so i'm trying this weird new idea of being a boring guy until i somehow become interesting again. it's called playing the long game and it will definitely work.

hello again (and again) everyone.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What is up rez?

[creeposaurus]

Well, maybe.

She/he will most likely never post again.

My mom named me after a wrestler. A female puerto rican wrestler. I'm not wacky on purpose. Its pretty sad.

[Zhukov]

That didn't answer the burning question as much as you think it did.

[creeposaurus]

The slut part? I think it really depends on my blood alcohol level.

[executioneer]

creeposaurus who is your favorite pony

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

that should be put on the new users form.

[Zhukov]

The slut part? I think it really depends on my blood alcohol level.

The female or male part.

[Rez]

What is up rez?

not a whole lot
tbh i'm not sure why i'm trying to post here again but arguing with myself would be a little nuts, so why not

also i have a steady job now so i have so much time for doing exactly this.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nothing better to do right?

[creeposaurus]

creeposaurus who is your favorite pony

I forgot her name but it was the unicorn/pegasus one with the silvery strands of hair. I forgot what she had tattooed on her ass.

But yes, I have a vagina. Sasha is a unisex name and not all Sasha's are sluts. I had two other friends named Sasha. One was a really dumb and geeky girl and the other was a boy who though he was a gangster. I think the planets aligned when I met them.

[kahljorn]

But yes, I have a vagina.

pics

[executioneer]

aw man no

this is the wrong thread for pics

[creeposaurus]

Why would you want to look at a vagina? They look like cock hungry mutant pastrami sandwiches

[Pentegarn]

Aaaaaand you just answered your own question

[Otto]

Why would you want to look at a vagina? They look like cock hungry mutant pastrami sandwiches

I DONT BECAUSE I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING LOVE

I SPEND MY DAYS IN A PSYCHEDELIC INDUCED STUPOR AND TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM GUYS I BARELY KNOW BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW I ROLL NO LOVE INVOLVED

[Dimnos]

Why would you want to look at a vagina? They look like cock hungry mutant pastrami sandwiches


:yum

[Babs]

Why would you want to look at a vagina? They look like cock hungry mutant pastrami sandwiches

FREUDIAN SLIP

[bubbles]

Name- Amy

job- I am the COO of an internet based comp. I don’t like it very much I find it to be quite a bore. Im going to quit. I would like to be an apprentice carpenter

where are you at?-Richmond VA, I just moved from Towson MD
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I would like to have people to talk to I tend to be shy in the real world
why did you start posting- to see who I could be and what I can say
Level of Educ.- Half way to a Bachelors

hobbies- Paint, Listen to music

fav. music/band- Pink Floyd will always be my number one they hold everything I could ask for in music, but im down with anything with soul.

fav. book- Catcher in The Rye is so funny

fav. movie- I use to be a metal machinist I loved it and all the guys I worked with. One dude Norm was just like the dude in the The Big Lebowski. He was a nut that lived at the shop, and still never got to work on time. And that mother fucker had a brown robe haha

Fav. Video Game- I have not played before

fav. food- free food

In high school you were voted most likely to...- I didn’t have any friends so I stopped going. But I managed to graduate with honors I don’t know why...

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I don’t know much about the capability’s of the world wide web. I tend to be behind on the times because I am in my own word I like it there. But I figured human interaction wouldn’t hurt. But I figured human interaction wouldn’t hurt [/font]J[/font]

[Zhukov]

Hello, lose the yellow.

[bubbles]

what makes you say that? Hello :)

[Colonel Flagg]

Hello, lose the yellow.

what makes you say that? Hello :)

Posting in color is OK for occasional emphasis or description, but all the time is just tacky and hard to read. Just sayin.

[Esuohlim]

OCCASIONAL EMPHASIS

[executioneer]

COMIC SANS

[Pentegarn]

Feeling blue!?!?


:rimshot

[bubbles]

I never feel blue when Pentegarn is around

[ThrashO]

If you're yellow I wanna be brown then we can be like buddy-buddy-cop-but-opposites guys

[bubbles]

and so team stain is born

[b_squared]

It has been a while since I posted anything here. Should I re-introduce myself.

[executioneer]

it couldn't hoit

i'm pretty sure i remember that jumping spider though

[Colonel Flagg]

i'm pretty sure i remember that jumping spider though

Me too; it looked like it was a character in the Wizard of Oz. Like a Spider-Monkey or something.

[executioneer]

also i remember making a "hip to b_squared" joke

or was that just in my head

[Zhukov]

I think I thought of that joke too. : /


B_squared I think I recall that you had/have a horse.

[b_squared]

Name- Barbara

job- Animal control
where are you at?-California, Los Angeles
what's your favorite thing about the site?-I like the stories and of course the forums
why did you start posting- Because lurking can be creepy
Level of Educ.-College till the money ran out
hobbies- horseback riding,gardining, music, geeky scify nerd
fav. music/band- It would be hard to pick just one. Dislike most country,rap,techo or speed metal
Fav. Video Game- I like playing diablo LOD
fav. food- Italian,mexican
In high school you were voted most likely to: be forgotten
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I don't think so.

Hello Willie,Flagg and Zhukov. Nice to be remembered. I have two horses now,Z.

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome back, B².

[HickMan]

Hey guys, hope you're all doing well. And when I say "well" I actually mean dead.

J/K

[Sam]

OH GOD, HE'S BACK.

[Tadao]

Name- Barbara

job- Animal control
where are you at?-California, Los Angeles
what's your favorite thing about the site?-I like the stories and of course the forums
why did you start posting- Because lurking can be creepy
Level of Educ.-College till the money ran out
hobbies- horseback riding,gardining, music, geeky scify nerd
fav. music/band- It would be hard to pick just one. Dislike most country,rap,techo or speed metal
Fav. Video Game- I like playing diablo LOD
fav. food- Italian,mexican
In high school you were voted most likely to: be forgotten
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I don't think so.

Hello Willie,Flagg and Zhukov. Nice to be remembered. I have two horses now,Z.

cH5KY9TxT5I

[Dimnos]

Hey guys, hope you're all doing well. And when I say "well" I actually mean dead.

J/K

You might want to rethink your sig. Just sayin. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

Just change the year. No worries.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

While looking at hickmans giuliani campaign it flashes to the "NO" circle when it also says "WIN FREE IPOD".

:GEGGY

edit: It actually says "Click here now" at the same time "NO" comes up. my bad.
I guess that was just my brain telling me to vote no for a free ipod.

[Colonel Flagg]

I never noticed. :lol

[Tacobot]

Hello peeps!

Name-Mike.
Age-30
job-N/A
where are you at?-So-Cal
how did you find out about this site?-can't remember.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-this shit's funny yo!
why did you start posting-All the cool kids are doing it and i just wanna be cool too.
Level of Educ.-Enough.
hobbies-Making stuff a mixed media kinda thing.
fav. music/band-The Dickies,The Aquabats, Mildred Bailey. you name it i'm probably down with it.
fav. book-Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.
fav. movie-Romancing the Stone.
Fav. Video Game-Gitaroo Man.
fav. food-Tortas.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Fail.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Probably

[Esuohlim]

Thank god we got one that makes tacos instead of spam! :lol :lol

Jokes like that are a real hit around here. You'll do great.

[Grislygus]

Let's see. His music taste sucks pretty hard, but he does like Gitaroo Man and jobs are "not applicable" to him. Womti's more acceptable cousin?

[Tacobot]

Aww thanks for taking the time to notice how lame i am. hopefully in time we can see to the full extent how truly brain dead i really am.

[Womti]

Name- Derek F

job- engineer
where are you at?- iPigeon
why did you start posting- to :x
Level of Educ.- 11th grade
hobbies- reading, watching TV, eating
fav. music/band- rock, Punx, Metal, emo
Fav. Video Game- fallout
fav. food- pepperoni pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to: get a job
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I just love shrimp!

[Zhukov]

Who even likes Womti? Nobody does.

[Tadao]

Let's see. His music taste sucks pretty hard, but he does like Gitaroo Man and jobs are "not applicable" to him. Womti's more acceptable cousin?

FUCK YOU! THE DICKIES RULE! But I'm giving him a red for putting the aquabats next to them.

[Rongi]

I'm gonna fill this out because I'm bored

Name- John
Age- 21 (for real this time!)
job- Student
where are you at?-Long Island, NY
how did you find out about this site?- Probably from Newgrounds a million years ago
what's your favorite thing about the site?-bonertalk
why did you start posting-dude that was like 9 years ago how should i know
Level of Educ.-currently enrolled in college
hobbies-cooking, hiking, roasting a bone
fav. music/band-Fugazi
fav. book-VALIS
fav. movie-A Woman Under The Influence
Fav. Video Game-Final Fantasy Tactics
fav. food-pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...-post on a messageboard for 9 years
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-i'm cool

[Zhukov]

Is that the Phillip K Dick novel with Valis in it, or is there an actual book called VALIS?

[Esuohlim]

Isn't what you're talking about the same thing, or is there some crazy Tasmanian edition to the novel with a different name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VALIS

[Zhukov]

Ha. No, I just forgot it was also called Valis :(


EDIT: Oh, actually, I was thinking of Radio Free Albemuth.

[Pedro]

Been reading this site for six years, finally registered to join in the fun. I found this site through x-entertainment. Look forward to participating with you guys.

[Aaarg]

x-entertainment?????? look out boys we got a live one!!!

[Colonel Flagg]

Look forward to participating with you guys.

Be careful, for what you wish may come true.

[Fathom Zero]

Brevity. I like this guy already.

[Pentegarn]

I still say he's a spambot till he figures out the whole avatar thing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Isn't what you're talking about the same thing, or is there some crazy Tasmanian edition to the novel with a different name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VALIS

Tasmania, where everyone has epilepsy.

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[k0k0]

I never realized how bad the strobing was on that intro, but it's pretty bad. Probably has something to do with my eyes being older.

[Zhukov]

I'm just glad they did their research before releasing that cartoon.

[Pentegarn]

My favorite thing about that cartoon was the dad sounded like Bing Crosby

[Zomboid]

Been reading this site for six years, finally registered to join in the fun. I found this site through x-entertainment. Look forward to participating with you guys.

Does X-E actually link here? That's surprising. For the record, I prefer X-E for articles and pretty much everything non-forum.

[Sam]

Does X-E actually link here? That's surprising. For the record, I prefer X-E for articles and pretty much everything non-forum.

:picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Vyvyan Basterd]

Name- Joseph
Age- 20ish
job- College student
where are you at?- Scumbag College
how did you find out about this site?- The internet
what's your favorite thing about the site?- it caters to the homeless
why did you start posting- boredom
Level of Educ.- College
hobbies- SPG
fav. music/band- Motorhead
fav. book- Goodnight Goon
fav. movie- The Stupids
Fav. Video Game- Big Bumpin
fav. food- bacon burgers
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Go to College
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

[Pentegarn]

^^^

Imma call womti on this one

[executioneer]

nope

[Zhukov]

^^^

Imma call womti on this one

I fucking KNEW you were going to make that call. Spot on!

[Pentegarn]

'It caters to the homeless" screams womti. Though Willie says nope which means....

There is another :chatter

[executioneer]

it's someone's character, guys :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

lol

[Vyvyan Basterd]

All of that information is true enough though. Have you ever been to I.t.t. Technical institute. They're a bunch uh fuckin scumbags.

[Pentegarn]

it's someone's character, guys :rolleyes

Then Imma guess Khaljorn :lol

[Aaarg]

lol burgers

[HickMan]

sounds like we've got a real classy joe here am I right guys

[Pentegarn]

He uses a Man-E-Faces avatar, so I will wait till he actually says something dumb to goof on him

[Zhukov]

Classic hip hop and reggae is all that is needed to know this man is one of the goodies.

[Pentegarn]

fav. book- I haven't read a book in years

In high school you were voted most likely to...- I'm not sure, I never went.



Wait, he is illiterate and uneducated, never mind, he is a dumbass

[Pentegarn]

No most of the are much worse than i am, enjoy your time here shithead

Maybe, if you had been less of an asshole (but when has a Raider fan ever NOT been an asshole?) about your precious little Raiders (a simple 'hey your info was faulty' would have done it) I wouldn't now be beating you about the face verbally. But if anything I am enjoying making fun of you so I get that gift from your asshole attitude. So thanks for that anyway :lol

[Pentegarn]

What false facts? I quoted you, and you said it, next time if you don't want it quoted, don't say it.

You got verbally beat down when you played the "I am just going to ignore you" card, which is internet for "I can't come up with a witty or relevant response". You call me childish, but you fired the first childish post and I retaliated, now you want to play the childish card cause I can bring the insults better than you can. Tough shit, you set the parameters of this skirmish, and whining about it after the fact makes you a little bitch.

but there's people who will support you

Pram Maven will.
womti would if he weren't banned
Geggy probably would, but nobody likes or cares what he thinks
Coolinator probably would take your side, but again, banned.
you should also ask Dizzymisslizzy to support you too, if she ever came around.

You're in good company :lol

[Zhukov]

Unbelievable. How old is this kid?:lol He's been hanging around since 2008.

Is everyone a jerk like this guy?
I'd say most people are worse jerks, including me, but not like this guy, god no.

[ThrashO]

Please tell me how you are "verbally beating me down"? With childishness and false facts? It takes you 10 posts just to spew ignorance and nothing relevant at all. I am sure nobody here agrees with that claim. You're just making yourself look sillier.

What do you know of Portland, Oregon?

[Pram Maven]

What do you know of Portland, Oregon?

http://s3.postimage.org/5knv0m7c1/what_do_you_know.png

Also doubles as an eye chart .:rolleyes:

[Colonel Flagg]

Rhetorical question:

Has it become common practice to just begin trying to be funny right out of the gate without first hanging around awhile mentioning a point here and there, and taking things rather slowly? And, btw, reading some of the threads for comprehension to get a feel for the humor? And, btw, reading the FAQ first?

Are people really that desperate for instant acceptance?

[executioneer]

i didnt see him trying to be funny until pentagram started in on him, tho

maybe they should put in the rules and guidelines "DON'T POST IN THE LETS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER THREAD, IT'S A TRAP"

[executioneer]

anyways: silver fox who's your favorite pony

[Pentegarn]

:lol He's been hanging around since 2008.


I'd say most people are worse jerks, including me, but not like this guy, god no.

:lol

Oh yeah, I forgot about Zhukov, you'll get this guy's support Silver. Though don't take much out of it. What you have is a pinko who hates America on your side, so again, i will stick with 'good company you're keeping' :lol

[Pentegarn]

i didnt see him trying to be funny until pentagram started in on him, tho

maybe they should put in the rules and guidelines "DON'T POST IN THE LETS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER THREAD, IT'S A TRAP"

To be fair though I didn't start in on him until he went all angry Raiders fan in the NFL thread. Go look at his act to see what he is about there.

This is why Jim Rome makes fun of Raiders fans, cause they all act like that guy.

[executioneer]

oh yeah i wouldn't have seen anything posted in sports :x

[Colonel Flagg]

I declare myself embarrassed, for I discovered this guy in this thread before I read the NFL thread. :(

And he trashed the Eagles QB too, for no apparent reason. Just like a Raiders fan. >:

[b_squared]

My education and knowledge are vastly superior to the basic things you learned in life. I came from nothing and turned myself into something.

Geez Pent, Can you please stop chasing away the vastly superior somethings from the forms.

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

JUST LIKE A RAIDERS FAN.

[Pentegarn]

Yeah i am always attacking the somethings. I hit the so and sos pretty hard too :lol

[Pentegarn]

Which is internet for "my plan failed and now I must posture"

Just say what you mean for once douche bag.

[Pentegarn]

Silver is an internet tough guy, nothing on the internet scares him!

Well, maybe the lemon party or 2 girls and a cup, but who isn't scared of those

[Pentegarn]

I never made 1 personal attack against you besides calling you childish.

Your statement is 'technically' true, there are at least 2 personal attacks in just this snippet:

I won't even argue with your dumbass Vick comments. His concussion was caused by his own fucking player last week. I can tell you are not a football fan. And if you are a Browns fan, shut up. They never made it to the Super Bowl either.

Yep, not 1 personal attack at all, there's 2. And those were unprovoked I might add. We were all having a civilized discussion and then you went Raider Fan like a typical Raider fan does. :lol

[k0k0]

Ua26qTEK25U

[Pentegarn]

I've just seen and been thru some shit in real life to be worried about internet kids. After going thru a late miscarriage with my ex-gf and watching a close friend die in my arms, you become numb to things and don't let them affect you too much. I've made it out of my shitty upbringing and made a better life for myself up until recently. So these types of attacks don't affect me that much.

This reminds me of something....
(http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69706827)

[b_squared]

Nothing scares a vastly superior forklift operator...NOTHING! You could send pallets of mocking sacrcasm his way and he would just deftly move it off.

[Pentegarn]

Ua26qTEK25U

:lol

In lieu of the pickles I can't give you cause I pickled you recently, I will instead give you this

5XCtZmhWXLM

[Pram Maven]

In my case, it was a calculated schtick from the very first post. I wanted to see if it was possible to entertain an audience that hates you. I succeeded, I guess... But entertainment took on a whole different meaning.

Rhetorical question:

Has it become common practice to just begin trying to be funny right out of the gate without first hanging around awhile mentioning a point here and there, and taking things rather slowly? And, btw, reading some of the threads for comprehension to get a feel for the humor? And, btw, reading the FAQ first?

Are people really that desperate for instant acceptance?

[Pram Maven]

In other words, I was raped and raped.

[k0k0]

Not as bad as those children you take care of though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nah, I never claimed to be a tough guy. That seems to be what you're doing, talking all that trash. I never made 1 personal attack against you besides calling you childish.

I've just seen and been thru some shit in real life to be worried about internet kids. After going thru a late miscarriage with my ex-gf and watching a close friend die in my arms, you become numb to things and don't let them affect you too much. I've made it out of my shitty upbringing and made a better life for myself up until recently. So these types of attacks don't affect me that much.

Yeah...but since you're new....and no one really knows anything about you....no one cares what happened to you or who you are or what you're about.

What I'm getting at is get to know people somewhere before just barging in. Which is what you've done. I hope your life gets better though I guess.

[Pentegarn]

Goddammit k0k0 I can't pickle you as much as you deserve :lol

[Pentegarn]

I wasn't the one who started this.

I won't even argue with your dumbass Vick comments. His concussion was caused by his own fucking player last week. I can tell you are not a football fan. And if you are a Browns fan, shut up. They never made it to the Super Bowl either.

:confused

Silver_fox: I ain't a playa I just lie a lot

[b_squared]

In my case, it was a calculated schtick from the very first post. I wanted to see if it was possible to entertain an audience that hates you. I succeeded, I guess... But entertainment took on a whole different meaning.

In other words, I was raped and raped.




Don't listen to Pram, He's just mad that we did not buy him dinner first before he was raped and is sulking because he did not get a phone call the next day.

[Pentegarn]

Pram is our i-mockery booty call

[Pram Maven]

Pent- I don't like kids. I'm not sure where you got the impression that I did. It's getting tired, though. May I suggest a new Pram meme? How about, "Pram has a big lump on the back of his head"? No? Oh, I see... You only pick things that are offensive and illegal to frame people with. GOTCHA.

Not as bad as those children you take care of though.

[Pram Maven]

Pram is our i-mockery booty call

Caller: "Hello?"
Pram: "Hello?"
Caller: "BOOTY!" (hangs up)

Pretty much.

[Pentegarn]

See the second post was almost funny but you shit on it with the first post being dumb and whiny

[Pram Maven]

Actually...I didn't mind waiting the 3 days for the call. It was a weekend. As far as dinner, I did think it was a little strange that you made me eat undercooked chicken and superglued my buns together.

Don't listen to Pram, He's just mad that we did not buy him dinner first before he was raped and is sulking because he did not get a phone call the next day.

[Pram Maven]

http://s4.postimage.org/5po6c0osh/yell.jpg

See the second post was almost funny but you shit on it with the first post being dumb and whiny

[Pentegarn]

My fault for saying the second post was almost funny :rolleyes

[mew barios]

this is a thread for new people to talk about how clever and new they are, there's a whole messageboard out there to contain this otherwise valuable discourse

[Rongi]

dawgs, it's real boring around here lately

i almost miss pram maven

[ThrashO]

im pretty sure that all of my pickles that I accumulated were all because of pram.

and in an instant...

they were both taken from me...

why.jpg

[ItalianStereotype]

this is why it's stupid to ban people like pram maven. we go weeeeeks on having nobody to talk to but each other.

[Colonel Flagg]

STOP SAYING THE NAME! :candyman

[Aaarg]

dark bathroom, water running, say "pram maven" three times and don carlson's visage in your mirror

suddenly your genitals have been mutilated and your nephew has gone missing

:(

[Pentegarn]

I still laugh at the fact that it looks like i am just yelling at myself because Silverfox's posts were deleted :lol

[All Hail Duke]

huh, quite a bit of hate towards Raiders fan

being one myself i understand it, not much of an asshole myself and i don't trash other teams players
(just the teams, specifically the niners and pats)

[kahljorn]

whenever somebody has a raiders sticker on their car, you know they are going to cut everybody off, text while driving, swerve off of the road and flip everybody off for it.

[Zhukov]

American football is probably one of the most boring sports I've ever seen.

[All Hail Duke]

isn't that anyone in general who has a car?

[executioneer]

American football is probably one of the most boring sports I've ever seen.
idk i think baseball and golf are more boring

but really all sport is dull to watch

[ThrashO]

fuck baseball is boring :(

[Pentegarn]

American football is probably one of the most boring sports I've ever seen.

That you think that does not surprise me in the least

[Lone Wanderer]

Long time reader, first time poster.

About my name, its a tribute to Fallout and metaphor about my sad internet situation. Was banned five months ago, from the only site where I could talk about the people and shit I liked. Still unsure as to why, maybe because I trashed talked a certain movie someone liked or it was the playful dildo joke that I made towards a mod.


Then I remembered this site and decided to move on.

[kahljorn]

did you post pictures of cheeseburgers?

thats a big internet no no

[ItalianStereotype]

we don't much care for playful dildos here at i-mockery.com/forum

[Pentegarn]

Was banned five months ago, from the only site where I could talk about the people and shit I liked. Still unsure as to why, maybe because I trashed talked a certain movie someone liked or it was the playful dildo joke that I made towards a mod.

Didn't the Coolinator start his 'illustrious' posting career this way?

[Colonel Flagg]

That answer would be yes, yes he did.

I'm still in awe that this forum has a Political, Philosophy, and news forum. Not many forums are too friendly to people that are interested in current events.

Example: One time I got banned from a forum just for commenting on another persons political post.

I-Mockery, Cheers to you.

Where was that?

The Spoony Experiment Forums

It didn't help either that the absurdly aggressive Lady moderator (Who was also Spoony's girlfiend) hated me for being "condecending" and "holier then thou". Whatever that meant. She seemed to have a few screws loose and was on a big power trip.

I hope when they are both poor and living in the same refrigerator box together I can walk by them in a fancy suit, eating a chilidog, while wiping my mouth with 100 dollar bills. I would lean over dripping the chili sauce all over their home (box) and ask them rhetorically if I ever got over the whole "Condecending" thing.......god I hate them.....

[Esuohlim]

I wonder if he said he was going to lean over to my refrigerator box on the next forum he went to after this one

[MarioRPG]

American football is probably one of the most boring sports I've ever seen.
Maybe some of the time, but it doesn't compare to watching

Golf
Tennis
Curling
Most Olympic Events
Some of the the paralympics

[Esuohlim]

I find curling quite fascinating actually :posh

Sort of in a "how the hell did someone come up with this" way

[Zhukov]

Golf and tennis, sure, but curling is always worth a good laugh.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'll fucking curl the shit outa anyone anytime anyday of the week. Curling is like Chess + Biceps..both of which I excel at.

[Esuohlim]

MORE LIKE SHUFFLEBOARD + CLEANING YOUR FLOORS

[Dimnos]

Thats why he hires two fat mexican ladies to curl with him.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5--ca8rX4ks/SBnL26ZQo-I/AAAAAAAAClA/JHQZnhm1fbM/s400/Ewan-MacDonald.jpg

More like the UK's finest

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/19/article-1252180-085D9724000005DC-4_306x423.jpg

[Sam]

I CURL SO GOOD THEY CALL ME "SAM 'PUBES' THE MAN"

[Sam]

BECAUSE PUBES ARE CURLY AS FUCKKKKKK

[Grislygus]

American football is probably one of the most boring sports I've ever seen.

Wrong, it's rugby with pauses between plays. Cricket, the WNBA, golf, and even baseball get worse marks for slow pace.

[Grislygus]

fuck baseball is boring :(

THAT'S RIGHT, FAVORITE NEPHEW

[ThrashO]

man fuck the uk

[Esuohlim]

FUCK THE UCK

[ThrashO]

fuk

[Zhukov]

Wrong, it's rugby with pauses between plays. Cricket, the WNBA, golf, and even baseball get worse marks for slow pace.

I like don't mind the rugby, but only big tournaments. Don't mind basketball either, and baseball I've only seen limited time of anyway so I can't tell.

Golf is boring as fuck.

[kahljorn]

why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.

HOLY SHIT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man. I'm intoxicated as shit so I not even going to though this ogre

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man I will desecrate the most sacred member of your family in the worst way possible.

[executioneer]

you dont have to worry bill i banned revel and deleted his posts

rest easy sweet prince

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thank you king willie. You are a fair and just lord.

[Aaarg]

lust lord :eyebrows

[Sam]

Man I will desecrate the most sacred member of your family in the worst way possible.

I feel like you stole this phrase from me, this is some Battlefield 3 level of shit talk.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe some ghostfake killer shit

[executioneer]

you dont have to worry bill i banned revel and deleted his posts

rest easy sweet prince
whoops he got unbanned, i guess "being a piece of shit" isn't a good enough reason to ban someone :lol

[k0k0]

Then why is pram still banned?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ima go BILLigerent on em.

[Revel]

Why am I a piece of shit? I was here for what, 3 hours before I caught the banhammer? fair and just indeed :I

[ThrashO]

dis nigga wile yall

[Revel]

Nice avi. it's whatever, just curious.

[Pentegarn]

Why am I a piece of shit? I was here for what, 3 hours before I caught the banhammer? fair and just indeed :I

I believe it says in the rules if you piss the mods off for whatever they can ban. You want in our sandbox you have to lay by our rules.

So I agree, fair and just indeed.

[kahljorn]

IF I CAN GET BANNED FOR POSTING CHEESEbURGErS THIS GUY CAN GET BANNED FOR WHATEVER

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah

[Zhukov]

I think 'whatever' is a better reason to ban someone than 'being a pieces of shit', since there are still pieces of shit that post here regularly.

[Sam]

WHATEVER, YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

[Esuohlim]

CUNT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pieces of cunts

[Sam]

BILL, YOU REMIND ME OF THE SON I WOULD HAVE HAD IF I KNOCKED UP A WAITRESS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A waitress at the apollo theater

[Sam]

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS IS LIKE THE SON I WOULD HAVE HAD IF I KNOCKED UP MY MEDIA COACH.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sam is like the son I had that was a bastard.

[Sam]

FROM BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL BASTARDS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Samjew is the bastard that I had with that asshole back from bastard ad.

[Sam]

BABY SAMJEW THE PENGUIN EATER IS MY BASTARD DAUGHTER CAUSED BY ME JERKING OFF INTO A ORANGE PORTAL AND THE BLUE PORTAL WAS BILL'S DICK HOLE AND IT GOT IN HIS WOMAN.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My dick is like the level 8 warp zone.

[Pharmasweaves]

Name- Sam

Age-26

job-Pharmacy Technician

where are you at?-Massachusetts

how did you find out about this site?-i really dont remember

what's your favorite thing about the site?-movie mockery

why did you start posting-trying to get in on the secret santa thing (shameless i know)

Level of Educ.-some level of college

hobbies-computer programming, bass guitar, trying to start up woodturning

fav. music/band-probably skillet, paramore that typa music

fav. book-tom clancy

fav. movie-scott pilgrim vs the world

Fav. Video Game-any zelda game i've played pretty much

fav. food-ummm shepherds pie

In high school you were voted most likely to...-not be known

Is there anything else we should all know about you?-nerp

[kahljorn]

SRY PAL IM PRETTY SURE THERES SOME KIND OF RULE OR SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU HAVE TO BE KNOWN ON THE MESSAGEBOARD AND YOU WERE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO NOT BE KNOWN

PLUS We ALREADY HAVE SAMS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WE GOT SO MANY SAMS

[Pharmasweaves]

i also go by sweaves if thats better haha (long story)

[Aaarg]

we have a few sweaves, too

sammysweaver2 is available though

[k0k0]

He looks like a steve.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SAMTHESEED

[Sam]

NO MORE SAMS.

[Pentegarn]

Quit taking Sam's name in vein, lest Samthegayfurry returns

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bring back the samplow.

[monster_movie_night]

Name-unedit
Age-27
job-unemployed
where are you at?-home
how did you find out about this site?-browsing for thundercats porn
what's your favorite thing about the site?-it's a goof off
why did you start posting-long story
Level of Educ.-none
hobbies-
fav. music/band-Metal and Classic rock
fav. book-anything involve with death
fav. movie-mostly horror films such as Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Saw series,Don't be afraid of the Dark.
Fav. Video Game-Zelda Ocarina in Time,Perfect Dark And Gran Turismo 3
fav. food-I'm trying to cut in on food but it's still spaghetti
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I committed an assault back in high school -no comment-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I love the Paranormal world.I truly believe that If your suffering in life your spirit will stay here.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Shouldn't that be a 17

[Pentegarn]

Nah no 17 year old would even know what Perfect Dark is

[ThrashO]

one more time plz i didnt hear you

[LordSappington]

That fucking gun that shot through walls. My friend would get it every time.

[Tacobot]

i liked that briefcase gun that you could put down as turret. i should play PD again, i dont remember what the fuck it was about i just remember getting disappointed with the alien
bullshit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It would be worth playing through again if you could mod Paul Lynde's voice as the aliens voice.

[Zhukov]

As well as have Joanna Dark nude.

[TheNunEater]

Name- Andy
Age- 24
job- Deli Manager
where are you at?- Somewhere English is spoken.
how did you find out about this site?- Been coming to it for a long time to read The Greatest Horror Movie Moments (shame there has been less and less as time goes) but have learned to love the enthusiasm the community has for Halloween.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Hands down the Halloween candy guide.
why did you start posting- To spread enthusiasm for a special holiday.
Level of Educ.- High school diploma and basics in college.
hobbies- Playing video games, watching movies, and eating.
fav. music/band- I love to many to pick a favorite.
fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
fav. movie- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Fav. Video Game- Red Dead Redemption.
fav. food- Fried salmon patties.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Nothing because I was a nerd nobody payed any attention to.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- No, but I will say that over the years this site has become part of my October ritual and I look forward to seeing what Halloween of 2012 has in store for us all.

[Nick]

SRY PAL IM PRETTY SURE THERES SOME KIND OF RULE OR SOME SHIT ABOUT YOU HAVE TO BE KNOWN ON THE MESSAGEBOARD AND YOU WERE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO NOT BE KNOWN

PLUS We ALREADY HAVE SAMS

We need a Willie. I miss him.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought there was another nother sam when I carne in here.

[k0k0]

Coma mi carne, es muy sabroso.

[Esuohlim]

SAM

[Fathom Zero]

SAM

[k0k0]

SAM

[Nick]

SAM

[Sam]

WHAT

[Colonel Flagg]

"If you look in the mirror and you say his name 5 times, he'll appear behind you breathing down your neck."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :eek

[Esuohlim]

WHAT

SAM

LET'S ALL GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FAVORITE SAM: SAM THE MAGANN
LEAST FAVORITE SAM: SAMWELL TARLY

[k0k0]

FAVORITE SAM: SAM NEILL
LEAST FAVORITE SAM: SAM BOTTOMS

[SKATERMONKEY]

It's been quite a few years since I've been here, I'm surprised I remember my log-in.

[Aaarg]

user: SKATERMONKEY
pass: tonyhawk69

[Nick]

Wow that actually works.

[Mike Tobacco]

Name- Mike
Age- 28
job- freelance writer
where are you at?- Top of the World
how did you find out about this site?- It's honestly been so long I can't remember.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Abobo's Big Adventure
why did you start posting- boredom, masochism
Level of Educ.- a year and a half of college
hobbies- classic videogames, reading, lucid dreaming
fav. music/band- Hendrix
fav. book- Watchmen
fav. movie- Fantastic Planet
Fav. Video Game- Xenogears
fav. food- cheese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I didn't make the superlatives page. If I got to pick, I'd have chosen most likely to become a professional wrestler.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I enjoy the comedic stylings of Norm MacDonald.

[Aaarg]

do you like fantastic planet because it's weird animation or do you like fantastic planet because you're a laloux fan?

[Mike Tobacco]

The animation and just the overall surrealism and imagination on display. I never looked into the creator's other work except for a crap version of Light Years I saw on YouTube a year or so ago.

[Aaarg]

animation is cool 9dN_vwI8Vqg

[Mike Tobacco]

Yes, it is. Especially that video. That's really visually arresting. Cool indeed.

[Nick]

Cutest video about horse birth ever.

[The Dramamine Kid]

Name- Dan
Age- <20
job- History
where are you at?- Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- I don't remember, back in 2005-6; I used to have an account here named xbxmcj when I was a teenager.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I don't remember, guitar woman?
why did you start posting- I need to relive my glory years online when I thought people thought I was an internet stud.
Level of Educ.- High School or Better
fav. music/band- The Residents; seein them in Chicago this February if anyone is going to happen to be there.
fav. book- Books are okay.
fav. movie- I don't know, I've watched some films I like.
Fav. Video Game- Slow videogames, mostly.
fav. food- Thai
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Not be a child molestor like my class president wound up being
Is there anything else we should all know about you? I left the site when Terra asked me if I was seeing anyone. I was young and online and didn't know what to do so I left forever. I think I pretended to be older than I actually was. I remember some of the posters by name, but only really Chojin. Is he alive still? Whatever.

[obihahn]

Howdy, people of the internet.
My name is Dennis, 32 years young, born, raised and living in Germany. I have been an avid reader of i-mockery.com for ages, especially around the holiday seasons that are celebrated to great heartwarming effect on these webpages.
Also, I just love all things movie memorabilia (I'm an action figure collector, film fan and 501st Legion stormtrooper with a knack for total movie accuracy) and have just now decided to join these boards after years of passive lurking and consuming.

Thanks for having me.

I will now go ahead and share my memorabilia collection in the appropriate thread.

[stevetothepast]

We already got a german. I think he plays board games all the time or something.

[obihahn]

Dang. So the spot of I MOCKERY GERMAN has already been taken.

I now have to find and kill that guy. Zere kan be onli one.

[Tadao]

Ok, you claim to be an avid reader of I-Mock. Can your prove that?

[Nick]

When you say you like movie accuracy do you mean you like to suck?