NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[xandor2783]

Name- my middle name is xandor
Age- 16
job- student
where you at?- Colorado
why did you start posting- bordem
how long have you been on the board- not long enough
hobbies- hockey
fav. music/band- ELO, Kraftwerk, Offspring, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Yello, Slipknot, ICP
fav. book- Armor
fav. movie- Evil Dead 2
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman
what is that smell- dunno

[FS]

Oh.

No.

[xandor2783]

Happy to see you too, FS :)

[Esuohlim]

21 pages later and still no one knows what that smell is? >:

[HerrSkofild]

::stops inhaling from the saxong, and plays a tune::
<.<...>.>
oh...
uhm...
that...is...nothing...yes, nothing...
i am just practicing the...uhm...saxophone...
::waits 'til everyone leaves and starts smoking up again::

:hypno

[Anonymous]

doom metal? :lol

DOOM

[Brandon]

Kitty of Doom is from Pittsburgh? Huzzah!

[The_voice_of_reason]

Name- Forrest (But my nickname is Biggy or fat or lunch box or Big McLargehuge
Age- 18
job- student
where you at?- AZ
why did you start posting- I link from somewhere to the Castlevania priest battle
how long have you been on the board- look to the left
hobbies- writing, reading, fishing, and other stuff
fav. music/band- TOOL!!!!!!!!!!
fav. book- Right now ummmmmm More than Human
fav. movie- Leon: The Professional
Who do you hate the most on this board- Me
what is that smell- Alright for christ sakes it's me

[Kitty of Doom]

Kitty of Doom is from Pittsburgh? Huzzah!

I go to school in Pittsburgh but I'm not a native so I'm not familar with all the native slang like yunz. I'm from Lancaster so we say stuff like "I'll get that for you awhile" I haven't even been to Kennywood and I've lived here for 3 yrs.

[Brandon]

Never been to Kennywood?! :eek

::screams like Donald Sutherland at the end of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'::

[Anonymous]

OMG, YOU'RE A GIRL THAT LIKES GAMES AND LIVES CLOSE TO US? LET US HAVE FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING SESSEX WITH YOU!

[moonlitnight]

Name ~ Lony
Age ~ nearly 16
job ~ school :(
where you at ~ too small to know...
why did you start posting ~ it's boring here
how long... ~ look on the left ;)
hobbies ~ eating, bolleyball,chatting, posting....
fav. music/band ~ Metal/Blind Guardian
fav. book: you wouldn't even understand the title I think...
fav. movie: don't know how it's called originally
who do you hate... ~ don't know anyone here...
what is that smell ~ *sniff* I think it's Pizza ^^

[Schimid]

what is that smell ~ *sniff* I think it's Pizza ^^

Wiffles 2.0 :(

[moonlitnight]

what is that smell ~ *sniff* I think it's Pizza ^^

Wiffles 2.0 :(
:confused

[Kurodo]

Hehe.

Wiffles 2.0.

:(

[moonlitnight]

Insider? :/

[James]

Welcome back, Xandor. Nice to know that all this time you've been away, I've been invading your thoughts.

I see "let it go" is not in your dictionary.

By the way, rather than deal with you and your alter-ego boy wonder, Sketch, all over again, I'll just laugh at the following:

fav. music/band- ELO, Kraftwerk, Offspring, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Yello, Slipknot, ICP

[Esuohlim]

Insider? :/

Outsider? :lol

[moonlitnight]

Outsider? :lol
Probably...

[Schimid]

Insider? :/

Outsider? :lol

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

I want to shoot a gun at you and make you die :lol

[HickMan]

ZING

:die BANG.

[Esuohlim]

:madrolleyes

[maggiekarp]

Name:Maggie
Age : Not telling :/
job : school
where you at : Aztec NM
why did you start posting : I like the site
how long : You can see
hobbies : anime, sprite editing, TV
fav. music/band : whatever's good
fav. book: Ehh... Harry Potter as of now
fav. movie: Dogma
who do you hate: ...no one yet...
what is that smell : ~/*potpourri*\~

[Raven]

I like puppies and kitties. They taste very good. What no one else likes asian food?

[DecapitatedHate]

Name: George
Age : 16
job : none
where you at : Tempe, Arizona
why did you start posting : This board is the bees knees
how long : since yesterday
hobbies : Watching porn
fav. music/band : Grindcore/Changes often
fav. book: The ones with pictures in them
fav. movie: the 5 Deadly venoms
who do you hate: www.stopsatan.org
what is that smell : my hair

[Jixby Phillips]

Name: George
Age : 16

I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN, THERES LOTS OF 16 YEARS OLDS HERE :lol

why did you start posting : This board is the bees knees
how long : since yesterday

YOU MUST LIKE THE DARK COLORS THAT MATCH YORU SOUL :x

hobbies : Watching porn

PORN??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fav. book: The ones with pictures in them

WTF,!!! :lol I AM LIKING TH IS PERSON VERY MUCH

who do you hate: www.stopsatan.org

YEAH WHY THEY PLAYHATIN SATIN, BUNCH A GOD COCKUSUMERKS ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT, I HATE RELEGIN >: (http://www.christiananswers.net/kids/baby-jesus-animals-printable.gif) ITS BUSLSHIT LIKE WHERE ROIGN TO HEAVEN

[aeQea]

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[Anonymous]

WAIT A MINUTE

[aeQea]

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[Drogadon]

I decided my first post would be in a pointless thread so here it goes

Name- Victor
Age- 20
job- Student
where you at?- San Jose, Costa Rica (NOT Puerto Rico Dammit)
why did you start posting- Im waiting for my Something Awful forums account
how long have you been on the board- about 5 minutes
hobbies- futbol (soccer for all the gringo infidels)
fav. music/band- it varies, right now its AFI, Atreyu and Shai Hulud
fav. book- All of the Dune series
fav. movie- Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin
what is that smell- pork

[The Retro Kat]

You know, I haven't posted here yet.

Name- Malcolm
Age- Peak of Adolescense
job- many
where you at?- Burbs of Chicago
why did you start posting- fuck, too long ago to remember, i think it had something to do with metal
how long have you been on the board- couple months to a year
hobbies- photography, diving, smoking
fav. music/band- moe., phish, galactic, bela fleck and the flecktones, blind gaurdian, ozzy, iron maiden
fav. book- Fight Club, Johnny got his Gun
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski
Who do you hate the most on this board-i dunno
what is that smell- yes

[Esuohlim]

OMG LOL ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE??? :eek

[Schimid]

LOL THE MIDDLE! :lol

I GET JOKES TOO :picklehat

[The Retro Kat]

OMG LOL ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE??? :eek

:lol LOL :lol

Wow, that never stops being funny, its amazing. I LOVE YOU GUYS! :lol

[executioneer]

WHY YES, I AM FREE, THANKS FORE ASKING >:>:>:

-willie

[SLjimbo]

Name- Jimbo Miguel Shea
Age- 18 ½
job- Cashier....at Blockbuster *GASP* you all get late fees, mwuhahahahahahahahhaha *cough*
where you at?- Elms-fuckin-ford, NY
why did you start posting- i'm a regular at the movie/music review section, so i thought i'd give the forum a look at.
how long have you been on the board- shit, only just today.
hobbies- pondering what i'll do today
fav. music/band- heavy stuff ranging from Van Halen to Full Blown Chaos
fav. book- maybe I got a short attention span, but I don't read books that much
fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket
Who do you hate the most on this board- those who think they're friggin' smart cause they're being sarcastic.
what is that smell- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Grim Symphony]

Name-Nadia
Age-21
Job-Dealing with crazy people
Where you at- Toronto Ontario Canada
Why did you start posting- I love to mock (mock mock mock)
How long have you been on the board-I registered yesterday
Hobbies- Writing, playing bass, mocking stupid people (mock mock mock)
Fav Band/music-I like Clasical, and metal (esp black metal)
Fav book-Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite. It will disgust you and turn you on at the same time

[aeQea]

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[SLjimbo]

*yawn* next.

[aeQea]

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[Schimid]

Those 24 posts still kick the shit out of yours. >:

[aeQea]

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[Esuohlim]

WHY IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU STILL POSTING? >:

[aeQea]

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[Esuohlim]

>:

[Professor Cool]

He's got you there :lol :lol :lol

[aeQea]

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[Professor Cool]

YOU NEED WRITERS :lol

[aeQea]

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[Esuohlim]

Aw snap. :(

[Spasmolytic]

Name - Jeff
Age - 18
job - pizza architect
where you at? - SW of Chicago
why did you start posting - this site is hilarious
how long have you been on the board - a few months
hobbies- videogames, computers, disc-golf, environmental science
fav. music/band - diverse... anything from Skinny Puppy to String Cheese Incident
fav. book- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
fav. movie- Kingpin
Who do you hate the most on this board- that one dude
what is that smell- something grotesque

[The Retro Kat]

What town, Jeff, if that is your real name?

[aeQea]

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[liquidstatik]

esuohlim is teh cool :(

aeQea is a dirty beaner that nobody likes

[The Retro Kat]

Werd, liquid.

[Poxpower]

name : Poxpower
age: 18
job: pretending drawing PickleMan is a summer job
location: Quebec ( canada, and it's a PROVINCE not a state)

why did you start posting: Well, I gotta get in touch with you guys somehow
how long you been here: about 2 months
hobbies: drawing, playing games, use to bike.. I should get back on that
fav stuff: who gives an airborn defecation
what do you hate the most on this board: don't know yet.... I'll decide later...
what is that smell? : one week ago

[aeQea]

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[Rongi]

No one likes you

[aeQea]

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[Rongi]

No one likes you

[aeQea]

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[liquidstatik]

You dont have to quote people right above you. :)

[sadie]

AND I SEE LIQUIDSTATIK AND AEQEA AND RONGI AND POXPOWER AND THE RETRO KAT AND SPASMOLYTIC AND ESUOHLIM AND PROFESSOR COOL. . .

[Spectre X]

aeQea sucks >:

[aeQea]

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[DecapitatedHate]

That explains the mullet.

[slain]

Name- slain
Age- 19
job- uhh
where you at?- detroit
why did you start posting- dunno
how long have you been on the board- few months
hobbies- porn :)
fav. music/band- dunno
fav. book- lotr all 3
fav. movie- ?
Who do you hate the most on this board- 187 >:
what is that smell-?

[Mockery]

You're from Detroit? You must know Kid Rock! He's HARD CORE! Tell him I said hi, ok?

baw wit da baw ba dang ba dang boogie said up chuck da boogie :lol

[aeQea]

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[Esuohlim]

If you actually live in Detriot, then you shouldn't be able to afford the Internet. :rolleyes

[Spooky]

I resent that. I'm from Detroit. Well, Metro-Detroit.

[Esuohlim]

Metro-Detroit doesn't count, because that's where I live and I can afford 9 Internets. :rolleyes

[Spooky]

Metro-Detroit doesn't count, because that's where I live and I can afford 9 Internets. :rolleyes

i bet you're inkster trash. :/

[aeQea]

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[Alpha Nerd]

Greetings my name is Alpha Nerd.
Just thought I would make my first post be on here.

Name-Alpha Nerd
Age-I do not feel like shareing that right now
job-student
where you at?-Washington State
why did you start posting-I saw a link on a local band site board
how long have you been on the board-First posting
hobbies-D&D, CoC, and Comic books
fav. music/band-the Pixies
fav. book-Preacher: Hell comes-a-walkin' or Anything H.P. Lovecraft
fav. movie-Episode V: ESB
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone yet.
what is that smell-Wet Wookie?

[Esuohlim]

i bet you're inkster trash. :/

Nah, that's Zorak790. :(

And kellychaos, I'm willing to bet.

[Rongi]

hobbies-D&D, CoC, and Comic books

LOL are you some kind of dork :lol?

[The Retro Kat]

You like Coc, faggot.

[liquidstatik]

:lol :lol :lol

[Spooky]

i bet you're inkster trash. :/

Nah, that's Zorak790. :(

And kellychaos, I'm willing to bet.

:boot
westland, wayne, romulus, and inkster residents. michigan trash, they be! >:

[Rongi]

You like Coc, faggot.

That sucked, considering it took you 6 days to say that.

And your avatar still sucks

[Esuohlim]

Spooky, I couldn't agree more.

[Spooky]

Spooky, I couldn't agree more.

except that i live in westland :(

[Esuohlim]

My condolences :lol

[Gåte]

Name- Roger
Age- 21
job- Student and nosepicker
where you at?- Same country as Swedish Chef
why did you start posting- I was bored ;)
how long have you been on the board- Lurking for some months
hobbies- Music, Friends, Videogames, building statues of thoose things you find in your ears
fav. music/band- To many to mention
fav. book- Tolkien of course (but that's perhaps not a book)
fav. movies- Gladiator, American History X, LotR, Shawshank Redemption
Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't hate, don't despise :)
what is that smell- Your moma

[nutwhore]

Name- Jade
Age- little girl :(
job- nothing
where you at?- near houston
why did you start posting- i read visionary darkness for 3 (?) years before i realized it was a branch off of some other site (i-mockery!) so then i wanted to talk to the funny people etc.
how long have you been on the board- since now
hobbies- OCD
fav. music/band- kathleen hanna's everything, portishead
fav. book- sybil
fav. movie- too many
Who do you hate the most on this board- i suppose i don't know that yet
what is that smell- no

[The Retro Kat]

That sucked, considering it took you 6 days to say that.

And your avatar still sucks


You like Coc? Faggot.

[Pantaliamon]

Name- Pantaliamon
Age- 16
job- lazy bastard
where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- Just decided I needed more forums to post on.
how long have you been on the board- 2 days.
hobbies- Video games, music, Warhammer 40,000.
fav. music/band- heavy metal (genre) / Queen (band)
fav. book- His Dark Materials
fav. movie- Transformers: The Movie
Who do you dislike the most on this board- Nobody
what is that smell- Your momma *g*

[Rongi]

You like Coc? Faggot.

Are you seriously retarded? I'm not joking, are you? Where did I say i like COC?

[The Retro Kat]

Hahahahaha, faggot. Seriously, though.

[Rongi]

Hahahahaha, retard. Seriously, though.

[The Retro Kat]

Faggot?

[Rongi]

Homophobic?

[The Retro Kat]

Are you kidding me, I love the gays.




Silly Cocface.

[xcherrykissx]

hey guys...this is my first post. i'm brand new to i-mockery.

Name- Aurora
Age- legal drinking age ;)
job- waitress at a catering company
where you at?- m-town.
why did you start posting- today!
how long have you been on the board- since today!
hobbies- music. computers. cars. piercings and tattoos.
fav. music/band- faith no more and the ramones.
fav. book- too many to list.
fav. movie- donnie darko.
Who do you hate the most on this board- nothing yet.
what is that smell- nag champa incense.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

m-town? where the fuck is m-town?

[Perndog]

Hey look, there's a newbie thread! I just found it! Woohoo! Let's fill out this cute little form now so I can neatly package my life into a few short answers.

Name - Perndog
Age - not old enough
Job - musician
Where you at? - Minneapolis
Why did you start posting - the devil made me do it.
How long have you been on the board - long enough to get in a couple of fights already
Hobbies - guitar, composing, books, and Paranoia (http://www.paranoia-live.net)
Fav. music/band - Guns N' Roses, among a hundred others
Fav. book - currently, Fight Club
Fav. movie - Mallrats
Who do you hate the most on this board - Retro Kat. Definitely. What a faggot. He loves the Coc.
What is that smell - That's the regulars who have been sitting in this newbie thread for so long they've gone rancid. :melt

[Anti-Xocial]

Name: Xenia
Age: Thirt....oops...lets not go there!
Job: Kindergarten Teacher
Where you at?: California
Why did you start posting?: Lurking was just too boring!
How long have you been on the board?: Alias March 03/Ego July 03
Hobbies: Books, Video games, Music, I-Mockery message board
Fav. music/band: Tool, Deftones, Radiohead, Filter......
Fav. book: Tom Robbins "Jitterbug Perfume"
Fav. movie: BladeRunner, Donnie Darko...
Who do you hate the most on this board?: Hate?!? I am all about :love baby!
What is that smell?: I think it might be bushes burning in that white house over there....

[The Retro Kat]

Hey perndog, way to use the fuck out of my Coc joke. Coc sucker.



Although mad props on the Fight Club book. Chuck Palahniuk kicks ass. I'd also recommend Invisible Monsters and Lullabye.


Faggot?

I :love Rongi's new avatar

[the_dudefather]

Name- Daniel
Age- 18
job- student and bad-ass supermarket cashier
where you at?- N.Ireland
why did you start posting- mainly because of the action figure contest
how long have you been on the board- for about 2 days
hobbies- video games, tv, attempting to sleep
fav. music/band- hmmm... no real preference
fav. book- red dwarf - infinity welcomes careful drivers
fav. movie- mallrats, braindead, back to the future, terminator
Who do you hate the most on this board- me
what is that smell- - that billy, is the smell of justice......(sniff)....thats the smell of justice....


gaming i am currently playing (not at the same time you muffin head): GTA vice city, rise of nations, eternal darkness

movies ive seen recently: animal house, robocop 1-3 and Osmosis jones

[KILLADEUCE]

Name- Karl
Age- 23
job- Internet Helpdesk Technician
where you at?- Mo, US
why did you start posting- I have no fucking clue really
how long have you been on the board- about 2 days
hobbies- Gaming, writing, producing Flows. General Debauchery.
fav. music/band- Wu-Tang, PUTS, PLanet Asia, Shit like that
fav. book- Karl von Clausewitz- On War
fav. movie- Boondock Saints, Trainspotting, Snatch- Endless lisT!
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm sure I'll have someone to fill this slot soon enough...
what is that smell- What? It's not Fucking me.... Holy shit it is! Huuuuuyeeech

[Anti-Xocial]

gaming i am currently playing (not at the same time you muffin head): GTA vice city, rise of nations, eternal darkness

...and exactly what is wrong with playing GTA AND Rise of Nations at the same time? :P

[the_dudefather]

taking over the world and nuking france at the same as shotguning rollerskating bikini girls while listening to 80s tunes is quite difficult, especially since they are on the same pc.

speaking of which, i am one more victory from taking over the world, the british empire will rule the world, right after i nuke the mayans.

[Anti-Xocial]

Dictator Dudef-ather Al Muff-inh-ead!



:)

[the_dudefather]

(hisssss) how did you know my secret identity you inferior pig-dog!

(cue random rasping noises)

anyways i took over the world after 22 sucessful victories, in which time i took out 8 nations, including my former allies Russia.

near the end i nuked random enemy farms and temples while waiting for my troops to assimilate the mayan capital.

The british empire now rule the world! at least in my imagination

[WildfireFX]

Age- 15
job- hobo
where you at?- toronto...
why did you start posting- my friend gave me the link
how long have you been on the board- 30 minutes
hobbies- skateboarding...video games.... music...
fav. music/band- hmmm... nirvana/korn
fav. book- I dunno.
fav. movie- I dont know. I just saw pirates of the carribean, it owned. lets say that.
Who do you hate the most on this board- No clue, havent been here long enough.
what is that smell- cat shit. >:

[crash0814]

Name- Jeff
Age- 15
job- None
where you at?- North Carolina, world's leading producer of stupidity
why did you start posting- Fan of I-Mockery
how long have you been on the board- Few weeks
hobbies- Music, movies, books
fav. music/band- Pixies
fav. book- IT
fav. movie- Holy Grail
Who do you hate the most on this board- Royal Tenenbaum, natch.
what is that smell- My house. It smells bad because the convection oven is cleaning and it has that nasty "convection oven cleaning" smell.

[AerisVampire]

Name- Hope
Age- 15
job- none
where you at?- California (Orange County. It sucks here.)
why did you start posting- Got bored. Not only that, but I'm a budding forum whore.
how long have you been on the board- Registered today.
hobbies- Writing, watching movies, RPing, acting..
fav. music/band- Barenaked Ladies or Oingo Boingo. Can't decide.
fav. book- The Gunslinger by Stephen King
fav. movie- Boondock Saints...! *huggles Irish accents*
Who do you hate the most on this board- Haven't been here long enough to exactly say.
what is that smell- dead aliens.

[jin]

:love GUNSLINGER :love

Too bad about the rest of you.

[Miesteron]

Name- ...dave
Age- 16
job- I do geeky things
where you at?- San Jose (it's damn hot here)
why did you start posting- I was running out of geeky things to do
how long have you been on the board- a day (frrrr)
hobbies- DDR
fav. music/band- Queen
fav. book- Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
fav. movie- BOONDOCK SAINTS
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hell if I know
what is that smell- toast (burnt)

[Psycho Squid]

hobbies- DDR
Great, another one of those people. :(

[Ninfoxwoods]

Name- Call me Nin
Age- 14
job- Student
where you at?-CT, USA
why did you start posting- Got bored
how long have you been on the board- Probably a couple of mins
hobbies- Playing Video Games
fav. music/band- Hoobastank
fav. book- pffft Books? No way
fav. movie- Thats hard I dunno >< No thinking
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself
what is that smell-Cat Liter *takes a wiff*

[Schimid]

What's up with all the teenagers becoming members now? I'm not special. :/

[Esuohlim]

All you need to know about me is that my user name is Milhouse backwards. Any further information will just bore you and make me be hated around here.

OMG, REMEMBER THIS, GUYS? MY VERY FIRST POST ON THE NEW BOARDS :eek

[The Retro Kat]

All we need to know about you is Website| Comics| Doug Funny's Journal.

[Esuohlim]

WHEN I GROW UP AND BECOME FAMOUS AND PEOPLE ASK ME FOR MY SIGNATURE, I'M GOING TO WRITE MY I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD SIGNATURE DOWN FOR THEM ;)

[backdoorviolator]

Name- tyler k
Age- old enough
job- student
where you at?- california
why did you start posting- i needed to find a new message board
how long have you been on the board- for a week or two i think
fav. music/band- black sabbath, andrew w.k., cky, brandon dicamillo(lol)
fav. book- anything by james patterson
fav. movie- evil dead series, kevin smith movies, everything like cky,jackass,bum fights, and Girls Gone Wild!, a shitload more
Who do you hate the most on this board- them fucking goths
what is that smell- protein stains

[The Retro Kat]

I can already tell by the Andrew WK that this guy is going to go far...

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Name - Steve
Age - 19
Job - Unemployed :(
Where you at? - College
Why did you start posting - to fill up the space left by my lack of a job
How long have you been on the board? - Ten minutes.
Hobbies - Sleeping in, wishing I had money, watching movies.
Fav. Music/Band - Ozzy Osbourne
Fav. Book - 1984
Fav. Movie - PCU
Whom do you hate most on this board - The first person who mentions me in a post, because it seems like insults are the game around here.
What is that smell - Freshman orientation was a few days ago.

[imported_Hollycaust]

Name- Holly
Age- Stalk on, stalkers
job- I'm rich
where you at?- California
why did you start posting- Honestly, that Wiffle character
how long have you been on the board- =.)
hobbies- Exploiting my employees
fav. music/band- no
fav. book- no
fav. movie- no
Who do you hate the most on this board- ...
what is that smell- This question only applies to psychotics

[James]

HEY HOLLY WANT TO GET LAID? I CAN HELP. ;) :lol ;) :lol

[C:/]

Name- Warren
Age- 14
job- Bugs Bunny at Great Adventure
where you at?- Jersey
why did you start posting- I like I-Mockery
long have you been on the board- I've been reading stuff for a while, but i signed up like an hour ago
hobbies- DDR and other lesser games
fav. music/band- Anti-Flag, Death by Stereo
fav. book- 1984, Ender's Game
fav. movie- Taxi Driver, anything Tarintino
Who do you hate the most on this board- I love all you guys
what is that smell- cat urine

[Luchatein]

Name- I hate my real name...but some peope DO call me Dante.
Age- 15
job- student
where you at?- New York, New York.
why did you start posting- I enjoy I-Mockery/My own general boredom.
long have you been on the board- Meh...a few days...
hobbies- Guitar, video games, anime
fav. music/band- Nirvana/Dropkick Murphy's
fav. book- no favorites, really...
fav. movie- Clerks/Momento
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one...yet...
what is that smell- ...shoe polish?

[OperationScuzBucket]

Name- Heather Chapman

Age- 15 (soon to be 16)

job- working on getting one...just recorded a few songs with a DJ in Australia and he's flying out here pretty soon to shoot the music videos...should be amusing...for now we're just having fun with it, but seeing as a few of the songs are airing in FL and Australia it has a bit of potential to turn into a job I suppose...also I'm filling out a job application at Fresh Market

where you at?- Williamsburg, VA

why did you start posting- Within the last few days...I don't remember...I joined a while back and forgot my name, so I re-joined

hobbies- Singing/songwriting/trying to teach myself how to play an acoustic guitar and getting nowhere, confusing strangers in grocery stores, goofing off at Busch Gardens

fav. music/band- I listen to pretty much every genre of music from Jewel to Control Machette

fav. book- The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold

fav. movie- Donnie Darko, Dead Poet's Society, Jawbreakers, and The Patriot

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know people enough yet...but I don't HATE anyone...ever...so I probably won't

what is that smell- mmm orange soda

[Santina]

Name-Santina Furtado
Age-16
job- burger king
where you at?- allentown, pennsylvania
why did you start posting- another message board abused me
how long have you been on the board- like 10 minutes
hobbies-music
fav. music/band-talking heads, further seems forever, nirvana, suicidal tendencies, bruce springstein and the e-street band lots of others
fav. book- the outsiders
fav. movie- pink floyd the wall (oh yeah i also love pink floyd)
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet
what is that smell-my brother

[Dole]

"why did you start posting- another message board abused me"

-don't worry, that could NEVER happen here.

[ROOKIE]

Name- Male
Age- 19
job- NASA
where you at?- new york
why did you start posting- handkerchief, hand kerchief, ker chief, cheef, cheeef, cheeeeef
how long have you been on the board- 2 days
hobbies- Listening to music, driving, playing games, hunting
fav. music/band- Linkin Park
fav. book- The things they carried
fav. movie- Saving Private Ryan
Who do you hate the most on this board- what's a jade
what is that smell- good beans come at a price

[Schimid]

fav. music/band- Linkin Park

UH-OH :lol

EDIT: Dole made me lol. :(

[Everything Sucks]

Name- Miller
Age- 16
job- student
where you at?- Australia
why did you start posting- that ska sucks site was funny, so I clicked on the forums link
how long have you been on the board- 1 hour
hobbies- music and not much else
fav. music/band- Mad Caddies at the moment
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- Not really sure
Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one
what is that smell- My BO

[Geggy]

Hey, buddy. Welcome to the board. How is everything going for you? Good, I hope. Well, you take it easy now. Have a nice day. *hugs*

[Everything Sucks]

Thanks Geggy :) *hugs back*

[.oddity.]

Name- "D" That's what everyone calls me.
Age- 23
Job- Graphic Designer
Where you at?- Louisville, KY. I wear shoes.
Why did you start posting- It's hilarious. Fucking spectacular.
How long have you been on the board- 10 Minutes.
Hobbies- Soccer, Spinning Records....
Fav. music/band- Electronic stuff, mostly. Jungle/DNB
Fav. book- Requiem for a Dream
Fav. movie- Signs
Who do you hate the most on this board- ThugGangsta, if anyone has that fucking lame ass, retarded name...
What is that smell- That's just my grandma... She'll be gone in a few hours.

[the_dudefather]

"d", you dont ride a robotic horse and kill vampires do you?

[.oddity.]

"d", you dont ride a robotic horse and kill vampires do you?

Nah... sometimes I throw up, and pass out in the shower right after I drink too much though. :)

[samgambo]

Name: Sam.
Age: Fifteen.
Job: Putting forks on tables for weddings. Fun times.
Where you at?: Massachusetts.
Why did you start posting?: My boyfriend MADE ME.
How long have you been on the board?: Since today.
Hobbies: Watching the emoticons dance ...
Fav. music/band: Incubus, The Ataris, Saves The Day.
Fav. book: To Kill A Mockingbird.
Fav. movie: Being John Malkovich. Or however you spell his name. :/
Who do you hate the most on this board?: Eh. The people who are really mean to the other people who don't deserve it. ;x

[Schimid]

Did not. >:

[samgambo]

You held a gun to my head, and said, "Sign up, or I will paint my walls with remnants of your brain."

[Cap'n Crunch]

Fav. music/band: Incubus, The Ataris, Saves The Day.

You are going to fit in perfect here. :rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

A/S/L? :chatter

[samgambo]

Fav. music/band: Incubus, The Ataris, Saves The Day.

You are going to fit in perfect here. :rolleyes

Have I joined an emo board? :/

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Blasphemy!! >:

[Jagged Seven]

Sex- Male
Age- 20
job- It varies
where you at?- Boulder Colorado
why did you start posting- Decided to quit lurking
how long have you been on the board- Lurk for months, join today!
hobbies- Video games, rock climbing, sleeping
music I like- Coldplay (because they're awesome), U2 (Only like one song: Elevation), Duran Duran (because it reminds me of the 80s. The sweet sweet 80s), Daft Punk (good car music).
fav. book- The brothers Karamazov
fav. movie- The Terminator 1 and 2
Who do you hate the most on this board- Mike, because he's my roommate. What a pal! :)
what is that smell- the stuff that got spilled on the heater: Mystery goop.

[Anonymous]

no thanks

[EverythingWillSuck]

Name- EverythingWillSuck
Age- 15 (16 next Monday)
job- I'll get one...
where you at?- California, the very fouth of SF.
why did you start posting- To tell you you missed a genre in the Metal mockery page.
how long have you been on the board- um, five minutes.
hobbies- living?
fav. music/band- bunch of bands, but mainly Fear Factory and Pitchshifter (both old and new)
fav. book- Charles Dickens was a good author..
fav. movie- Blade Runner
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody... yet.
what is that smell- my ass.

[The Retro Kat]

I can tell you this much, you will suck.

[FS]

Don't we already have an EverythingSucks? Are we going to get an EverythingHasSucked? :(

[NIGhtMAre]

and then "Fssucks" lets all pray.

[xolik-2]

I'll do the form!

Name-xolik
Age-27
job-Computer Tech
where you at?-LA Area
why did you start posting-Forms seem cool
how long have you been on the board-Lurker for a few months now
hobbies-Working out, clubs, music, RPGs
fav. music/band-Anything Trance
fav. book-Everyman for Himself
fav. movie-Pirates of the Carribian
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't hate anybody..yet
what is that smell-Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I said, I LOVE IT!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Why the fuck would you work out as a hobby?

[The Retro Kat]

and then "Fssucks" lets all pray.

Would you shut the fuck up and leave already you obese testicle muncher?

[ginmortal]

Name-Eric
Age- Older than most
job-...accounting :suicide
where you at?- Somewhere in Mexico
why did you start posting-I dont know
how long have you been on the board- Lurking for months
hobbies- Videogames, movies, sex
fav. music/band- Iron Maiden, Metallica
fav. book- Vampire chronicles
fav. movie- Highlander
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody...yet
what is that smell- Dog shit

[Jixby Phillips]

what is that smell- Dog shit
best one yet :eek

[The_voice_of_reason]

what is that smell- Jixby's jokes. :rolleyes

[Incorporeal]

Name- Robert
Age- 20
job- Army slave
where you at?- Fort "Hell", Texas
why did you start posting- I just felt compelled to do it
how long have you been on the board- just now
hobbies- you know I dont think I have one but I love video games
fav. music/band- I love classic rock
fav. book- magazine
fav. movie- Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one
what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

[Warrior_Swan]

Name- Mark
Age- 17
job- super market lacky
where you at?- New Jersey
why did you start posting- i figured "oh what the hell?"
how long have you been on the board- like 5 minutes, no wait... 6
hobbies- chillen with my soon-to-be wife
fav. music/band- Led Zeppelin
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- The Warriors
Who do you hate the most on this board- Steve.... no... John
what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...

[FS]

Hello, white trash. :bow

[Puffy P MC]

Name- Nicky
Age- 17
job- floor technican and part time MC
where you at?- Manchester, England
why did you start posting- Seemed A Good Idea
how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes
hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football
fav. music/band- Dance/Trance/Rap, NWA
fav. book- Rouge Trader - Nick Leeson
fav. movie- Back To The Future
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody, yet
what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie

[NIGhtMAre]

:/ :( :) >: is all that i have to say

[Anonymous]

I wish there was some accept/reject method we could employ through this thread. Like in Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.

[Jixby Phillips]

what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...
:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie
:lol

[Big McLargehuge]

what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass

:lol

:lol2


>:

[Cap'n Crunch]

hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football


What the fuck is clubbin? Do you play golf or something?

[Perndog]

I think he's talking about the baby seals.

[Rongi]

Cap'n made me LOL :(

[Phil the anorak]

OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form....

Name- Phil
Age- 40
job-government slave in the UK
where you at?- see above
why did you start posting- to make friends and influence people, ok just to have a laugh really
how long have you been on the board- 30 mins or so
hobbies- wildlife watching and recording
fav. music/band-Marillion
fav. book- Anything by Peter Tinniuswood
fav. movie- Depends on mood but choose from Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, The Paleface, Once upon a time in america, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, The Killing fields
Who do you hate the most on this board-
what is that smell- me farting probably

[The Retro Kat]

...fucking genius >: .

[Marilyn]

Name-Chamera
Age:13
job:nothing
Where you at?:New Mexico
Why did you start posting?:I don't know
How long have you been on the board?:Since like yesterday
Hobbies:watching t.v(mostly anime), sleeping,talking,listening to music, playing video games, fighting, and buying things.
Fav.music/band:Marilyn manson, Cradle of filth, and murder dolls.
Fav. book: I don't like reading.
Fav. movie: South park ,bigger,longer and uncut, and the yu-Gi-Oh movie.
Who do you hate most on the board?:My self
Whats that smell?: I peed on the floor.

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, the last 12 people who posted your profiles have been rejected.
I'm sorry, you will not be alowed onto the I-mockery board, or into the super 1337 secret inner circle. You will not find out what the secret handshake is, you will not het a club ring in the mail in 6-8weeks. No mockers in your area will come to visit you. You may lurk as much as you want, just do not post. Do not expect to even see a blue plastic pig. Your Blog will not even be read so we can make fun of it. You will not even be allowed to be hazed for the next 17 days as per requiremnet. Zod does not like you.
THAT IS ALL!

[Drev]

Name - Jason
Age - 19
Job - Looking right now
Where you at? - Kentucky
Why did you start posting? - Because I-Mockery humors me.
How long have you been on the board? - Just started
Hobbies - Video Games, Collecting the new MOTU figures, WWE, random stuff.
Fav. Music/Band - Don't really have one. I usually jump around on liking music.
Fav. Book - JtHM
Fav. Movie - LotR, Matrix, Transformers, and more
Who do you hate most on the board? - You know when you brush your teeth and the next morning you have a sore in your mouth because you didn't brush good enough? I hate those.
What's that smell? - Boo berry cereal.

[Esuohlim]

Cap'n made me LOL :(

Yeah, he's actually been funny lately. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

no, you've just been getting shittier.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Thanks.

[Esuohlim]

no, you've just been getting shittier.

HEY ITALIANSTEREOTYPE, ASL >: >:

[Darko]

Name- Travis
Age- 21
job- Dishwasher (shut up)
where you at?- Pittsburgh
why did you start posting- Because once you start, you can never get away...
how long have you been on the board- I was here for a year before under a different name.
hobbies- Gaming, music, reading
fav. music/band- As Hope Dies
fav. book- Dune Messiah
fav. movie- The Prophecy?
Who do you hate the most on this board- BlackFlag. He's mean. :(;):(
what is that smell- Can't you smell that smell?

[Yngwie Malmsteen]

Name - Jon
Age - 18
Job - Bum
Music - Power Metal
Band - Rhapsody
Book - The Divine Comedy
Movie - All The Terminators

[MK IV]

Name-Lee
Age- 22
job- student
where you at?- UK manchester
why did you start posting- jul 03 ???
how long have you been on the board-since may
hobbies- comp games , reading
fav. music/band- Mike Patton , Metalica (pre black album)
fav. book- Any discworld - T Pratchett
fav. movie- Evil Dead 2, Lost boys,Soylent Green
Who do you hate the most on this board- ?
what is that smell-diapers.

[Bestrest]

Name- BestRest
Age- 11
job- Student :(
where you at?- Estonia
why did you start posting- ???? :( :( :(
how long have you been on the board- few days
hobbies- Computer, beating up my dog
fav. music/band- Mitallika & Rammstein & other crap.. DMX :P
fav. book- i dont read b00ks
fav. movie- James b0nd
Who do you hate the most on this board- :(
what is that smell- fart :)

[FS]

Age- 11

You're fucking kidding me.

[NIGhtMAre]

you have to be 13 or older sorry. try again in two years.

[Cap'n Crunch]

And how old are you exactly Nightmare? I actually thought that you were 11.

[Rongi]

HOW OLD R U!!!1?

[ScruU2wice]

BURN!!! :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

HOW OLD R U!!!1?

16/f/ca ;)

[Rongi]

pic!2?/

[Esuohlim]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg

TEE HEE ;)

[pinky lee]

fav sight=you dead

[glowbelly]

hey, do you know heather michelle?! :eek

[pinky lee]

hey, do you know heather michelle?! :eek

intimately

your fascist admin keeps deleting my sig linking to a shrine of her naked pix

[glowbelly]

great. you'll fit in just fine here.

[Nerd]

Name- Nerd
Age- 15
job- Student.
where you at?- Connecticut.
why did you start posting- I want to be part of the party. :)
how long have you been on the board- Just now.
hobbies- Nerd-ish activities.
fav. music/band- Band? I'm a nerd. I listen to techno music. :)
fav. book- To Kill a Mocking Bird
fav. movie- The Matrix
Who do you hate the most on this board- The next person to post in this thread. >:
what is that smell- What smell? Sorry, I can't smell for shit. :)

[Professor Cool]

Meet your new enemy Nerd!

[Nerd]

Asshole. :(

[Professor Cool]

Nerd :(

[Blue]

Name- Alex
Age- 22 male
job- Student
where you at?- Australia
why did you start posting- Lurker, fan of I-mock.com.
how long have you been on the board- A while. Had an account before this.
hobbies- Gaming, Anything computer related
fav. music/band- Emil Bulls Orgy Mudvayne
fav. book- None.
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one
what is that smell- My dinner

[hanDAL]

a/s/l?!

[Esuohlim]

Only people with backwards names are welcome on the boards. >:

[mburbank]

OMG!! I NEVER NOTICED!! IF I SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS IT IS THE MIDDLE NAME OF RICHARD NIXON!

[Esuohlim]

Nixon's middle name backwards is Suohlim. FOOL.

[Professor Cool]

Oh my god, he's right.

[HailS8n]

Name- Karen

Age- 30 in 13 days

Job- Being occupied

Where you at?- Sitting at my desk

Why did you start posting- I'm a forum junkie

How long have you been on the board- This is my first day here.

Hobbies- Computers, music, drawing, Chemistry, bowling, being a pain in the ass.

Fav. music/band- Death Metal/Bloodbath & Dying Fetus

Fav. book- Necronomicon

Fav. movie- The Shining

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't have a clue since this is the first day here.

What is that smell? Corpses rotting in my basement.

[Perndog]

Your favorite book is something that was invented by H.P. Lovecraft and never really existed?

[Jixby Phillips]

I THINK I'LL DO THIS AGAIN

Name- Luke Maxwell

Age- 20 in ten days :eek

Job- Movie theater usher

Where you at?- Redding CA, somewhat soonish to be Portland OR.

Why did you start posting- Invited by Rog like 3 years ago when I spammed my site to him. Discovered I-mockery from the ucb mailing list before that, when the UCB petition started up.

How long have you been on the board- this board? since the very first day.

Hobbies- Being funny and creative with my funny internet friends :) :) :)

Fav. music/band- Pixies, Too Much Joy, and uh. uh.

Fav. book- What Happened? The Mr. Show book

Fav. movie- Wet Hot American Summer. If the Stella Shorts DVD counted as a movie I'd say that.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Kellychaos I guess.

What is that smell? A funny funny question

[Professor Cool]

My brother's name is Luke and we use to have a dog name Maxwell :eek

[Vhast.]

Name-Jeff
Age-20
job- Kitchen crew during the day, Tech at night.
where you at?- Tacoma, WA. Easier to say Seattle, though.
why did you start posting- I welcome an extra 15-20 minutes of quality entertainment to my day with open arms.
how long have you been on the board- Whoring around for a long time, decided to actually click the register button.
hobbies- Disc Golf, DAoC, DJing/Producing, Being a nerd
Who do you hate the most on this board- give me a chance to get flamed first ffs..
what is that smell - A shitty post, made by me

wuwu~

[Spooky]

THIS IS PROBABLY MY THIRD TIME DOING THIS. :(

Name- Jason

Age- 19 as of halloween

Job- Film Student

Where you at?- I think Esuohlim lives near me. LETS GO TO STEAK N SHAKE.

Why did you start posting- I forgot, it was back in february.

How long have you been on the board- SEE ABOVE, FUCKBUSTER >:(

Hobbies- cigarettes, driving, collecting belt buckles.

Fav. music/band- Eh, I don't play the Genre game, but my favorites are The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffle Tower, and AFI.

Fav. book- "Phantoms"

Fav. movie- Pulp Fiction.

Who do you hate the most on this board-
WHOEEVR THAT "MOCKERY" N00B FAG IS! OMG HE SHOLD BE BANNED BY THE OWNER OF THIS SITE.

What is that smell? That's pride. SWEET PRIDE.

[Supafly345]

I haven't done this yet. So here it goes.
Name- Adam M. Wagner
Age- 19
Job- every so often
Where you at?- Seattle
Why did you start posting- Because I had an account for a little bit, So I thought it would be a good idea to use it.
How long have you been on the board- a short bit.
Hobbies- Doodling. Rannin' and singin'
Fav. music/band- Errk! Michael Jackson?
Fav. book- HARRY POTTER AND THE GROWING FERN OF MAGICAL ILLUSIONISTICMENT
Fav. movie- Dr. Strangelove
Who do you hate the most on this board- It changes every day.
What is that smell- Ooopse! Baby made a boom-boom...

[Skulhedface]

I WANNA DO IT AGAIN TOO.

But I'm not gonna. Not yet.

[Dole]

LETS PLAY THE GENRE GAME

[Spooky]

LETS PLAY THE GENRE GAME

That's Bob Dole's chair! >:

[Rongi]

I'm bored and decided to do it again :(

Name - John
Job - Cartoonist
Location - Long Island, New York
Why did you start posting? - Boredom. I discovered this site from NG. Kill me now
How long have you been on the board? - This one?
Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah
Fav. Band - The Beatles (and all their solo work, except Ringo >: ), The Clash, The Pixies, Beck, Big Black, Isis, Anal Cunt, Satan, Death, tons and tons more :(
Fav. Book - Does Watchmen count? If not then anything by Ronald Dahl is fun to read :/
Fav. Movie - To Kill A Mocking Bird or Memento
Who do you hate the most on this board - Does it matter?
What is that smell - You can't smell things on the internet ;)

[Esuohlim]

except Ringo >:

OMG ANOTHER THING THAT CAN BE RE-ARRANGED INTO "RONGI" :picklehat

MY TURN TO DO THIS FINALLY

Name - Esuohlim ;)
Job - Owner and operator of The Official Page of Esuohlim (http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim) ;) ;)
Location - Michigan >:
Why did you start posting? - Because the new board is better than EZBoard
How long have you been on the board? - WHEN THE FIRST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE MINIMOCK CAME OUT. I NEVER POSTED ON THE BOARDS BUT I WENT TO IT >: >:
Hobbies - reading, watching TV, video games, writing, webmastering ;), interneting ;) ;), and sleeping >:
Fav. Band - MUSIC IS FOR GAYS >: So I listen to stuff that isn't really considered music, like They Might Be Giants and Weird Al. You know, stuff for NERDS :(
Fav. Book - CATCHER IN TEH REY!
Fav. Movie - Ferris Bueller's Day Off >:
Who do you hate the most on this board - It used to be Cap'n Crunch, but now he doesn't suck anymore. Now I hate kellychaos and Perndog (and it takes a lot for me to hate you, since I only hate two of you. Consider shaping up, you fucks >:)
What is that smell - THIS IS THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY OR I'LL BE HATED FOREVER AROUND HERE :( :(. LET'S SEE...YOUR MOM! *ZING* :picklehat

Carry on :(

[Perndog]

What did I do to make you hate me? I've been trying to be good and get along without being an idiot. Am I still missing the point, or what?





























Oh yeah, you're just a moron. Fuck you. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Wow, how the FUCK do you have over 700 posts, when the only one i can remember is... uh. Well, I kinda remember the one I'm replying too.

[Esuohlim]

I've been trying to be good and get along without being an idiot.

Saying idiotic stuff like this makes me hate you.

[Perndog]

Missing the point of my posts makes me love you. :love

[Professor Cool]

Milhouse, your webmaster job doesn't pay now tell us about your job at Jack in the box. >:

Name - Brandon

Job - Late Night Shift at the video store

Location - Chicago, IL

Why did you start posting? - When i noticed there was a forums section at I-Mockery

How long have you been on the board? - 7 months 8 days give or take

Hobbies - Milling around, music, videogames, movies

Fav. Band - Several including The Professors of Cool (my old band....:()

Fav. Book - Too Many (Right now I am reading Mind Over Matters by Mike Nelson)

Fav. Movie - Clerks, Usual Suspects, Memento, Taxi Driver, ect. ect. ect. ect.....

Who do you hate the most on this board - How can i hate people who i don't even know.

What is that smell - I-mockery.net :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

Name - Matt
Job - UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE I SUCK
Location - Philidelphia, Pennyslyvannia
Why did you start posting? - I've been going to this site for a while now, and I clicked the forums button on accident so I started posting. :(
How long have you been on the board? - I was on EZ board a little before the picklehat mini-mock. :(
Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah I'm actually serious. :(
Fav. Band - ANAL CUNT >:
Fav. Book - Who the fuck reads books unless they are told to? :lol :(
Other than that, CATCHER IN THE RYE.
Fav. Movie - Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Who do you hate the most on this board - PERNDOG AND TUBESOCK >: >: >:
What is that smell - This question fucking sucks. >:

[Les Waste]

I'LL DO THIS AGAIN TOO :D :D :D

Name- Chris (or Bobo ;) )

Age- 21 in 13 days :eek

Job- student and dumbass :(

Where you at?- 'Sconsin ;)

Why did you start posting- I think I followed a Jixby link :(

How long have you been on the board- FOREVER >:

Hobbies- DRUGS

Fav. music/band- The Clash >:

Fav. book- Catch 22 :(

Fav. movie- I dunno :(

Who do you hate the most on this board- HOW MUCH TIME YA GOT?! >: >:

What is that smell? muffins :D :D

[Dr. V]

Name- Josh
Age- 17
job- Me no worky
where you at?- Orange county Ca
why did you start posting- Cuz I love this frickn site.
how long have you been on the board- A few weeks
hobbies- Drums, playing WC3 as DoomhammerII, and swordplay
fav. music/band- Korn, Slipknot, Godsmack, Mettalica, and so on
fav. book- The Ringer
fav. movie- Starship Troopers
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate no one

[Snatchtastic]

Name: Rob

Age: 23 on the 23rd.

Job: Security

Where you at: Shoreline, Washington

Why did I start posting: Too many funny fuckers here not to join in.

How long on the board: First post. read some shit yesterday.

Hobbies: Cartooning, toys, movies, sleeping, drinking.

Fav Band: Bad Religion, Rancid, Prodigy.

Fav Book: Harry Pottah, Prisoner of Azkaban

Fav Movie: Battle Royale

Who Do I hate on this board? Nobody.

What is that smell? Red Bull.

[Rev. Danno]

Name-Rev. Daniel B. Spitzer Jr.
Age-27 ( i swear)
job-Barista/Caterer/Chef/Artist
where you at?-Vancouver, Wa. a suburb or Portland, Ore.
why did you start posting-I thought -RoG- Was funny on the UCB forum, & Burdock told me to...
how long have you been on the board-Sometime in '00 i think, I don't know... I was on the first page of the UCB petition, the first
peice I read in Visionary Darkness was Proto's More then meets the
eye...
Yockey was fat, and Jixby wasn't as funny...
hobbies-Cooking, art, bicycling,drinking,rpg's,
fav. music/band-Tom Waits, Beck, Bjork, Beastie Boys, & Leonard Cohen
fav. book-Where the Wild things are
fav. movie-Empire strikes back, or any movie America saves the world...
Who do you hate the most on this board-
what is that smell-I really regret ever making this a question

[Skulhedface]

Name- Daniel
Age-22
job-Someone who uses needles to make pretty little pictures on people's skin.
where you at?-Youngsville, LA, a suburb of Lafayette
why did you start posting-Why not? Felt like it.
how long have you been on the board-A few months. It was just after I read a ROM hack review on the main site, but I forget which hack it was at this point.
hobbies-drawing, playing guitar, breaking stuff, tha intarnet
fav. music/band- Mr. Bungle
fav. book-not reading one right now...
fav. movie-At the moment... I've had Kung Pow in my DVD player for 6 days now.
Who do you hate the most on this board- People who don't read the god damn rules and regulations
what is that smell-OO OO That Smell... Can't You Smell That Smeeeeeell?

[CLICK9]

NAME- CLICK9
AGE-20
JOB- student by day, gypsy by dusk
WHERE YOU AT?- Los Angeles, CA
WHY did you start posting- haven't started.
HOW LONG have you been on the board- been reading it for a few weeks
HOBBIES- tickling the ivories
FAV.MUSIC/band- amel larrieux, radiohead
FAV.BOOK- SURVIVE....Could You? (essential for my lifestyle)
fav. MOVIE- Either the Good Girl or Super Troopers, depending on mood.
WHO do you hate the most on this board- undecided as of yet WHAT is that smell- Lemon GOJO

[The Retro Kat]

SURVIVE by good ol Chuck Palahniuk?

[-chupapi-]

Name- Gonzalito underground
Age- 23
job- producer
where you at?- Mexicalpan de las tunas
why did you start posting- few days ago
how long have you been on the board- not much
hobbies- video games, some books, some movies, some music some friends, one girl, lots of cigarretes, touching myself
fav. music/band- the one of my own
fav. book- el poder personal "the personal power"
fav. movie- beetlejuice
Who do you hate the most on this board- answering stupid questions
what is that smell- Camel

[GADZOOKS]

Shutup :lol

[Dole]

They only let the real badasses in the cooking platoon!

22?? :lol :lol :lol

[Abe Johnston]

Name-
Age-
job- None
where you at?-Home
why did you start posting-I like this site
how long have you been on the board- Couple of days
hobbies- None
fav. music/band-Metal
fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dont know enyone,so me
what is that smell-My shirt

[Perndog]

Name - Perndog
Age - 19
Job - Freelance musician, recording tech, and TA :P
Where you at? - My corner of the living room.
Why did you start posting? - It was summer and I was bored.
How long have you been on the board? - Since it was summer and I was bored.
Hobbies - Getting jokes, invoking Satan, reading books, and playing guitar.
Fav. book - Right now, Satan Speaks! by Anton LaVey. Subject to change.
Fav. movie - I dunno..Clerks, Mallrats, Fear and Loathing..
Who do you hate most on this board - You know who you are. >:
What is that smell? - My shitty campus network that broke and won't currently host my avatar.

[The Retro Kat]

A lot of Hunter S Thomson fans, eh? Hell's Angels! :rock

[doxxan]

Name- Per Lönn Wege
Age- 21
job- Student
where you at?- Smygehamn, Sweden
why did you start posting- I've been on I-Mockery for awhile and just recently notice the forum :p
how long have you been on the board- For 1 day now.
hobbies- Programming, doing 3d/2d gfx, listening to music, taking walks at the beach
fav. music/band- Blind Guardian
fav. book- The Belgaraid
fav. movie- Boondock Saints
Who do you hate the most on this board- dunno yet. subject to change I guess.
what is that smell- Must be my dinner :p.

y'know, awhile back when I still had long beard, I looked kinda like executioner ;). I've cut it down now though :p.

[Perndog]

:rock @ Blind Guardian

[Duck Goddess]

Okay, I joined quite a while ago, but I've just been lurking lately. I'll hit this thread again.



Name- Jenn
Age- 21
job- Serving Wench. I don't get paid, but get to make sandwiches for drunk doodz.
where you at?- Washington State.
why did you start posting- My BF used to post a lot, and stopped because Chojin posted too many pics. He got jealous.
how long have you been on the board- A while.....
hobbies- Making sandwiches, duh. BDSM, going to concerts, and secks, and fantasizing about Bob Dole.. :love :love
fav. music/band- KMFDM, Sisters of Mercy, Dark Funeral, etc.

That's all. Beat me all you want.

[James]

why did you start posting- My BF used to post a lot, and stopped because Chojin posted too many pics. He got jealous.

I hate to say this, but this may be the most interesting thing I've read on the board in a long time.

[Dixie]

Name- Jesse/Jack
Age-22
job-salesperson an an Art Wear shop
where you at?-Alexandria Va
why did you start posting-Why not? Felt like it.
how long have you been on the board-a year and a half?
hobbies-listening to heavy metal and cooking
fav. book-Scary Stories Treasury
fav. movie-At the moment, The Thing
Who do you hate the most on this board-the goth kiddies
what is that smell-pork loin

[Big Papa Goat]

:rock @ Dark Funeral

[Zaruki]

NAME - I'd rather not say, so I'll just stick with Zaruki
AGE - Seventeen
JOB - Participating in the work study program soon
LOCATION - New Jersey
WHY DID YOU START POSTING - Seibertron.com has turned to shit, so I will be here for awhile
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - Less than a day so far
HOBBIES - Drawing, Jokes, and Creative Writing
FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - GLAY (All the Way)
FAVORITE BOOK- Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless
FAVORITE MOVIE - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - No one. I don't think I will either, unless there are those who deliberately hack into my Computer and do some crazy shit to it or flood my email (or even Private Messages) with Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages (Otherwise known as Spam). In other words, those who actually irritate me outside the boards.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL - Tweety Bird's Guts, nothing more

[JerkFromGermany]

...

[Schimid]

SCHIMID WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN >:

NAME - ZAK
AGE - 15
JOB - Student ( :( )
LOCATION - MERRYLAND
WHY DID YOU START POSTING - I found the site from Newgrounds, went to this one for a little while, found the boards, posted, was gay, and now I'm here. :(
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - A few months.
HOBBIES - Bad music, music video games, STAMPS :eek
FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - Bad ones. :(
FAVORITE BOOK- WHO READS BOOKS?
FAVORITE MOVIE - WHO READS BOOKS?
WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - BOOKS.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL - :lol

[Rongi]

Can I call you Zak from now on :(

[Drew Katsikas]

NAME - Drew Katsikas. no duh, kid.
AGE - 16
JOB - Garden Center, whut whut.
LOCATION - Look at my friggin profile or whatever.
WHY DID YOU START POSTING - Becuase McCalin and Rog make me laugh with their silly articles.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - Profile check.
HOBBIES - Music, Playing it, reading, writing, ultimate frisbee
FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - Velvets
FAVORITE BOOK- Miss Lonelyhearts
FAVORITE MOVIE - Taxi Driver
WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - Glowbelly and Kelly. Ooner sucked when he was here. Klownboy's gone :)
WHAT IS THAT SMELL - LOL Fart poop

[SPORK-A-RIFFIC]

Since im sorta new here I guess I have to introduce myself sometime...

Name: Mary Mendez
Age: 13
Job: Uhm, I just go to school. O_o
Location: SanFrancisco, CA
I started posting because ive been visiting I-Mockery for some time now and never really thought about joining until now...
Ive been here for no more than 5 hours so far Oo
Hobbies: Read my profile...
Favorite Band: Linkin Park
Favorite book: Halo and Sprocket (a comic book series by SLG)
Favorite Movie: Tank Girl
Im to new to hate someone here....
The smell is..-sniffs self- not me...

WHOAH! Im...the youngest one here... :hypno

[LacrimansTaurne]

Name: Brandon
Age: 21
Job: College Student
Where you at: Newport News / Chesterfield, VA
Why did you start posting: Simply not much else to do this late at night.
How long on the board: A couple of months.
Hobbies: Drawing, Painting, Reading, Listening to music, Watching movies, Watching British comedies, Playing video games, etc.
Fav. music/band: David Bowie
Fav. book: Elric of Melnibone by Michael Moorcock.
Fav. movie: At the moment it's Dead & Buried.
Who do you hate on this board: No one as of yet.
What is that smell: Turpentine

[executioneer]

Name: Willie
Age: 26 >: >: >:
Job: Mail Machine Operator >: >: >: >:
Where you at: Lacey, Washington
Why did you start posting: A lot of the people on here liked a lot of the same things I did >:
How long on the board: about two goddamn years
Hobbies: BEING A NERD :lol
Fav. music/band: Primus
Fav. book: LODR OF THE RINGS :lol
Fav. movie: High Strung >:
Who do you hate on this board: WHO DON'T I HATE :rolleyes
YOU WILL NOTE, I HAVE LEFT OFF THE "WHAT IS THAT SMELL" QUESTION AS IT SI A RETARDED >:

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Name- Mark

Age- 27

job- I work at the Horse Races

where you at?- Chicago, Illinois, originally from Pheonix, Arizona
why did you start posting- Professor Cool told me too

how long have you been on the board- I posted like in May once or twice, cam back less than a month ago.

hobbies- Milling around, listening to music, playing Genesis, taking photos

fav. music/band- The Pixies

fav. book- Can't really decide

fav. movie- Memento and Fight Club

Who do you hate the most on this board- Professor Cool >:

what is that smell- napalm in the morning?

[Kevimus H]

Name- Kevin H.
Age- 14
job- professional lazy
where you at?- MA
why did you start posting- like yesterday
how long have you been on the board- like one day
hobbies- geuss
fav. music/band- i like speed metal, current faveorite band is Metallica.
fav. book- The Outsiders
fav. movie- tough choice...The Outsiders or Transformers the Movie
Who do you hate the most on this board- Schmis seems liek a jerk, but i dont know him well, so i cant say.
what is that smell- sgetti.

[oedipus_wrecked]

Name- Amanda
Age- 18
job- College desk assistant, a job which should not count as a job, but as leisure time
where you at?- Michigan
why did you start posting- Why? After reading a few posts here, I thought you people were terrifically insane in a good way.
how long have you been on the board- Just started today
hobbies- Writing, anime/manga (OMGANNIEMAY!!!11!), anything Greek or Roman
fav. music/band- Janne Da Arc, the Japanese rock group
fav. book- The Relic
fav. movie- At the moment, Revolutionary Girl Utena: Adolescence Revolution
Who do you hate the most on this board- Can't hate anyone until I've talked a bit more on this board, and I hope I won't hate anyone then, either
what is that smell- My roommate's stale coffee