NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Sicktodeathmx]

1501!

[MetalMilitia]

hey I never filled this one in when I did this thread:

In high school you were voted most likely to...: Pretend to be a cat on the Internet.

[Lycurgus1985]

hey I never filled this one in when I did this thread:

In high school you were voted most likely to...: Pretend to be a cat on the Internet.

Certainly suits you well. :bestthread

[GADZOOKS]

You know what suits you well.

Loose fitting clothing.

[MetalMilitia]

the atkins diet

[Lycurgus1985]

the atkins diet

The Atkins Diet is evil.
Just good ol' fashioned cutting back on the food and exercise is good enough for me.

But I will say that those clothes are actually quite loose fitting. They just don't look it in that photo. Not to mention that photo is like 2 years old now. the only that's changed is that I've lost a lot more weight. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Job: Currently Unemployed (Have been incapacitated by damned cluster headaches >: )

maybe because your brain is getting clogged with wolf semen

Where are you at?
Far away from you and I know you're glad about that.

oh you kill me

How did you find out about this site?
2-3 years ago when a friend of mine gave me a link to the Sexual Moments in Video Games section of the site. I've been hooked ever since.

thats great, you jerk off to video games

Level of Educ.: I'm currently a sophmore at college.
Income: I told you, I can't work at the moment. :/

CANT OR WONT

Hobbies: Reading, writing, filmmaking, watching horror movies, wolves, biking, swimming, exploring forests, playing video games, MST3King Troll 2 with friends.

EXPLORING FORRESTS LIKE A WOLF HAHAH. wow what a specific hobby, MST3King Troll 2 with friends. Do you do that on a regular basis? I can see how that wouldnt get old! Or are you just trying to show us all how clever you are for thinking of the brilliant idea of making fun of a bad movie?

Fav. Music: Rock, metal, hard rock, electronica, classical, instrumental, parody, oldies

PARODY! :lol

Fav. Food: They don't call me Chinese Food Lovin' Lycanthrope for nothing you know. :P

They don't call you that at all

Who do you hate the most on this board: Everyone can be an asshole, including myself. Not really anything to really worry about.

you really know how to roll with the punches

In high school you were voted most likely to...: Become a film director.[/quote]

wait THAT WASNT ONE OF THE OPTIONS YOU ADDED THAT TO SHOW OFF HOW COOL YOU ARE BEING A FILM DIRECTOR AND NOT ONLY THAT TO SHOW OFF HOW MUCH OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE COOL FOR BEING A FILM-DIRECTOR

is there a photo in your high school yearbook with you making a frame with your fingers?

people like you are the reason i quit film school :(

god

[Lycurgus1985]

You're really trying hard, aren't you Jixby?
Well, like SF, you get a gold star and an A for effort! :)

As for my working situation, I CAN'T work. I have to wait and see if I'll be authorized to go back to work when I see my doctor in mid-february.

[MetalMilitia]

Cant people with AIDS work?

[Lycurgus1985]

Cant people with AIDS work?

Last time I checked, Magic Johnson was still finding work. :)

As for people with cluster headaches (i.e. me), it depends. But since the frequency of the headaches have gone down and been controlled now, I'm optimistic I shall return to work by February.

[CosmoToad]

Last time i checked wolves couldn't get headaches >:

[Lycurgus1985]

Last time i checked wolves couldn't get headaches >:

In case you haven't noticed, I am a human. :)

[CosmoToad]

Youre a wolf human omfg! :)

[Lycurgus1985]

Youre a wolf human omfg! :)

Think I'll become the next wonder of the world? ;)

[CosmoToad]

Maybe, hmmm, I thought the wonders of the world were places not beings. >:

[Lycurgus1985]

Maybe, hmmm, I thought the wonders of the world were places not beings. >:

But that means King Kong will no longer be the 8th wonder of the world. :lol

[CosmoToad]

But the island he was on can be. Dino Island, Death Island,.... I forgot. :)

[nothing4buddha]

fgts

[Blue Fox]

Name- Zoe
Age- 14, 15 in august
job- none, i'm in high school
where are you at?- maryland right now
how did you find out about this site?- george
why did you start posting- cause (almost) everyone here is really really funny
Level of Educ.- 9th grade
Income- don't no
hobbies- kicking my dog and playing soccer
fav. music/band- none, maybe Metallica or Offspring
fav. book- Tailchaser's Song
fav. movie- Evil Dead
Fav. Video Game- Mortal Combat is all i can think of right now, anything where stuff blows up or people die
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- i'll think about it
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not outta high school yet

there! :troutslap

[Chojin]

I started posting here when I was 15 :<

Also good move on Mortal Kombat, you are my new favorite poster

[Sicktodeathmx]

I started posting here when I was 15 :<

Also good move on Mortal Kombat, you are my new favorite poster

Ha ha, I think I was 15 or 16 when I first came to the board.
I think I'm going to re-fill this out out of bordem :(

[Chojin]

how old are you now

[Sicktodeathmx]

Name- Jennifer Michelle
Age- 21
job- Admin Assistant for the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Tuscaloosa/Web Designer
where are you at?- Tuscaloosa, Alabama
how did you find out about this site?- Anti-Goth Anti-Raver search years and years ago
why did you start posting- I was on the original board, then I came back to the new one in mid-to late 2003
Level of Educ.- Some College
Income- 15,000 a year, why?
hobbies- Playing bass, playing video games, EQ, CS, drinking, some other stuff
fav. music/band- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, some others...
fav. book- Chronicles of Gor, or Richard Belzer's "UFOs, JFK, and Elvis"
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing, Donnie Darko, Where the Buffalo Roam, Cannibal! The Musical, some others
Fav. Video Game- Super Metroid for snes
fav. food- Pasta!
Who do you hate the most on this board- womti is pretty annoying, but I dont' really hate anyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I was voted "Most Unique" in highschool of my senior year[/u]

[Chojin]

STD, you should come up with Mew and visit me

[Sicktodeathmx]

I will make a stop there on my way to ny :P
Rental cars are go!

[Riggo44]

Name- corpy
Age- 31
job- unemployed at the moment
where are you at?- columbus,ohio
how did you find out about this site?- search engine
why did you start posting- to see if this board is cool or a circle jerk
Level of Educ.- 4 years college
Income- none at the moment
hobbies- asian pussy
fav. music/band- i like led zep,pink floyd and a lot of classic
fav. book- none
fav. movie- wedding singer/american pie
Fav. Video Game- madden football
fav. food- lobster
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who hates asian pussy
In high school you were voted most likely to...- get a lot of asian pussy

[Chojin]

Dude, STD, you look JUST like this girl I went to high school with in that avatar. Leigh Smyth, daughter of the owner of Smyth jewellers. Seriously, uncanny.

[Sicktodeathmx]

The avatar I had up was of me back in high school :/

[Chojin]

do you have riches beyond measure

[Pram Maven]

do you have riches beyond measure

You went to school with Bill Gates? *rimshot*

Name- Prog Shooter
Age- 28
job- professional waiter-onner register guy.
where are you at?- In a room in my unfinished basement.
how did you find out about this site?- "Hey Prog, come help me fight these jerks who don't crave wolf penis; I'm engaged in a battle that no one will ever win."

Level of Educ.- Some brain damage, easily fixable by teh secks.
Income- Barely there, like my hair.
hobbies- music, claymation, lambastement, temporary banishment. ROFMGL
Favorite music/band- Deftones, right now. Nirvana again soon, prolly.
fav. book- Green Eggs and Ham. It doesn't taste as advertised, though.
fav. movie- Nightmare Before Christmas cuz it was shot on film, not animated in a computer with that lame three dee bullshit, and it still kicks ass.
Fav. Video Game- Street Fighter II cuz I know how to work the E. Honda guy. I shut my opponent out like the bitch I am, usually!
fav. food- Cherry flavored kitkats.
Person you hate the most on this board- My doppelganger! I'm gonna get that guy!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Die from Bootinassinitis... And desservedly so. :(

Well, that's all, and I hope I missed some things.

[Chojin]

"Hey Prog, come help me fight these jerks; I'm engaged in a battle that no one will ever win."
Wha wha wha! Does this make private wolf penis a LUH-LUH-LIAR? :eek

[Pram Maven]

"Hey Prog, come help me fight these jerks; I'm engaged in a battle that no one will ever win."
Wha wha wha! Does this make private wolf penis a LUH-LUH-LIAR? :eek

*lol* Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh!

Bus-ted...

[Chojin]

Where did the stupid girl go, though? I was just thinking 'hey, what i-mockery really needs is another stupid whore that's entirely too enamored with herself.' And poof!

[Pram Maven]

Probably doing someone's hair. Ahaha! Joke! Because she does people's hair for a living! What a kinky slut.

[Covenant]

i just sent myself a message :lol

[Misdemonar]

I just sent you a Bomb-anthrax-kamikaze-shit filled-herpes-barbedwired-exorsicsm so you don't comeback happy package.

Have fun :)

[Covenant]

fun i shall have.

[Pram Maven]

I just sent you a Bomb-anthrax-kamikaze-shit filled-herpes-barbedwired-exorsicsm so you don't comeback happy package.

Have fun :)

Are you sure? I've been checking my mail every day, and no such package has arrived. Maybe, being that it was all explody and stuff, it has already gone off like a guy with premature ejaculationitis on a first date with a model/slut/mother of three.

Maybe you should try resending it. This time, I would recommend using the correct address.

[camacazio]

Go away.

[CosmoToad]

oh- maha get it? oh maha ...... omaha...beach... nevermind

[Seven Force]

Go away.

[CosmoToad]

ok ill go to floor 13!

[Misdemonar]

I just sent you a Bomb-anthrax-kamikaze-shit filled-herpes-barbedwired-exorsicsm so you don't comeback happy package.

Have fun :)

Are you sure? I've been checking my mail every day, and no such package has arrived. Maybe, being that it was all explody and stuff, it has already gone off like a guy with premature ejaculationitis on a first date with a model/slut/mother of three.

Maybe you should try resending it. This time, I would recommend using the correct address.

I sent it to toad..... And Please don' tell me what happens when a girl passes by you. Cause it happens to me :(.

[CosmoToad]

at yet it never came. probably got lost in the mail and sent to Jonathen Clements.

[damnd]

Name- damnd
Age- 20
Job- Pimp
Where you at?- Overijssel,Zwolle- Netherlands
Why did you start posting?- I was searching for a review on Jack Frost: The Mutant Killer Snowman and happened to come across I-mockery.com. hence this forum.
How long have you been on the board?- most likely since september
Hobbies- goth asian girls
Favorite Music/Bands- AC/DC, Ozzy, Bennediction, Lost Paradise, Death, Napalm Death and the like.
Favorite Books- De kellner en de levenden-Simon Vestdijk, Allerzielen-Cees Nooteboom and Ms. Found in a Bottle-Edgar Allan poe
Favorite Movies- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Meet the Feebles and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What is that smell?- Mushrooms

[Guitar Woman]

damnd yeah right more like womti am I right guys

[Guitar Woman]

And either way, he should be banned for having a huge retarded stock pic avatar >:

[Bod]

Name- Miss Bod
Age- 34
job- Well there now lies a question. I work as a graphic designer, I get paid as a mac-monkey
where are you at?- Home
how did you find out about this site?- Oh bloody hell it was years ago, I beleive I stumbled across it when pissed. Ezboard anyone?
why did you start posting- I said I was pissed didn't I? As I recall everyone hated me, it was so much more fun being hated.
Level of Educ.- 2 HNDs
Income- peanuts
hobbies- running, horse-riding, bike riding - in fact any form of riding, yes I mean shagging. Oh and drinking wine and travelling. And if I can horse riding abroad whilst drinking and shagging.
fav. music/band- Ministry, Lard, L7, Lunachicks, Voodoo Glow Skulls, blah blah blah
fav. book- Most of Ben Elton's
fav. movie- Rita, Sue and Bob Too
Fav. Video Game- Abe's Oddysee
fav. food- Thai/Mrexican - meat free. I prefer my sausages attached
Who do you hate the most on this board- Anyone who ignores me
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be very loud and do something very stupid - not always intentional

[Seven Force]

And either way, he should be banned for having a huge retarded stock pic avatar >:

Even though I agree with you, you should shut up.

[Dr. Boogie]

If he posts with it on again...

[Tara]

*cricket...cricket...cricket...*

[Womti]

Name- Derek
Age-18
job-hobby shop (inventory)
where are you at?-lawrence, MA
how did you find out about this site?-I just found it.
why did you start posting-to *sigh* make new enem- friends.
Level of Educ.-some high school
Income-$56 weekly
hobbies-art/cooking/sadism
fav. music/band-The Smiths
fav. book-The Stand
fav. movie-Death Rides A Horse
Fav. Video Game-n/a
fav. food-celery
Who do you hate the most on this board-Nose
In high school you were voted most likely to...-succeed, duh >:

[Pram Maven]

Ojection, Your Honor... He's bleeding the witness...

[Fathom Zero]

Name- EDITED FOR PROTECTION.
Age- DOESN'T MATTER
job- Library Volunteer.
where are you at?- Lawton, Oklahoma, between Nowhere and Purgatory.

how did you find out about this site?- Was looking for emulators, found it on google.

why did you start posting- Loved the people, especially John Clement.

Level of Educ.- High School Graduate
Income- (No Legal Income)
hobbies- Buying DVDs.
fav. music/band- Faith No More and Anthrax
fav. book- A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess.
fav. movie- The Boondock Saints.
Fav. Video Game- Shadow Hearts.
fav. food- Ramen.
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one in particular.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- get fired.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

(updated)
Name- Corey
Age- 18 (OMG)
job- none :(
where are you at?- Canada
how did you find out about this site?- From some friends
why did you start posting- since when I thought 4000 posts was a lot (that would be Chojin)
Level of Educ.- grade 12
Income- none
hobbies- comics, music
fav. music/band- Metallica, Aerosmith, Ozzy Osbourne (early 80's), Black Flag. Johnny Cash I CANT PICK JUST ONE MUSICIAN
fav. book- Staying Fat For Sarah Byrnes
fav. movie- Batman, Spider-Man, RoboCop, Dawn of the Dead (78')
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Bros. (simplicity at it's best, man.)
fav. food- Pizza!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Emu (although I'd be willing to put any hard feelings behind if he did)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Never leave Riverview

[Johnny Couth]

Name- Patrick
Age- 15 (jailbait >.<)
job- none
where are you at? - The US of A
how did you find out about this site?- Through Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans.
why did you start posting- I like forums.
Level of Educ.- grade 10
Income- none
hobbies- I am in a Jazz band, I am in a punk/indie band, I have a website, a girlfriend, and photoshop 7.
fav. music/band- Way to many to list in a survey like this.
fav. book- The Dark Tower
fav. movie- Pi
Fav. Video Game- Baldurs Gate
fav. food- Dumplings
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Overdose on heroine.

[Terra]

E-wow!

I thought you were retro's g/f! Your just a young buck with your own girlfriend (is it retro?).

[Vampywampy]

I might as well do this. :(

Name- Max
Age- 17
job- Unemployed. 8D
where are you at?- Engl0nd. :<
how did you find out about this site?- Someone posted a flash from here on 4chan, and I followed the link after. ;<
why did you start posting- Talking to new people is fun. :[
Level of Educ.- College.
Income- ur mom lol (0 >>)
hobbies- Video games, er...f-fapping? :<
fav. music/band- Metal
fav. book- Spot's first picnic. :(
fav. movie- Pulp Fiction
Fav. Video Game- Deus Ex
fav. food- Noodles
Who do you hate the most on this board- u :<
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be CEO and founder of the Mens Wearhouse.

K :<

[executioneer]

4chan

this explains a lot

[MetalMilitia]

chojin you better keep an eye on this guy, he's already worked out how to use the special, 'jin and chojin' versions of the smilies and if that doesn't spell bad news, I dont know what does.

[Vampywampy]

Whaaaaaa? :(

I don't get you. :(

[Zeroplumber-Unlimited]

Name- Zeroplumber Unlimited
Age- 26
job- Graphic Artist
where are you at?- Kalamazoo
how did you find out about this site?- Stumbled across it while looking for rom reviews
why did you start posting- today
Level of Educ.- college
hobbies- Art, workin out, RPG's,playin with my son
fav. book-Secret of Nimh
fav. movie- Big Trouble in Little China
Fav. Video Game- Any of the mega man games
fav. food- Steamed rice and Crabmeat Rangoons

[MetalMilitia]

job- Graphic Artist

:lol :/

[Zeroplumber-Unlimited]

It sounded better than : Round guy trapped in cubicle. :)

[Chojin]

rangoon is delicious

[Mockery]

I still have trouble believing places like "Kalamazoo" and "Walla Walla" even exist because their names are so funny. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Our bleachers at school were made in Kalamazoo...

[DamnthatDavid]

I've been to Walla Walla, Washington.

[executioneer]

I still have trouble believing places like "Kalamazoo" and "Walla Walla" even exist because their names are so funny. :(

how do Humptulips, Duckabush and Tillicum strike your fancy :lol

[Esuohlim]

Fucking, Austria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking%2C_Austria)

[Seven Force]

:lol This has certainly brightened my day.

[morarity]

Name: Benjamin
Age: 20
Where are you at?: the south
why did you start posting- it's homework.
Level of Education: getting a BA in december, but "communication studies" is more like a gag degree
Fav. Music: rock and roll
Fav. Book: catch-22
Fav. Movie: El Topo
Fav. Food: crab

[maggiekarp]

Name- Maggie
Age- 16
job- None yet, occasional out-of-ordinary house chores and drawing commissions
where are you at?- New Mexico
how did you find out about this site?- Probably from Newgrounds when I was 12 or something
why did you start posting- I was tired of the other forum I frequented
Level of Educ.- In Highschool
Income- I have $100, no steady income
hobbies- drawing, watching cartoons, playing old pirated games
fav. music/band- I usually listen to the radio or gay anime songs
fav. book- Something off my highschool reading list
fav. movie- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Fav. Video Game- Earthbound, Radical Dreamers
fav. food- The kind made with love :)
Who do you hate the most on this board- The big stupid meanies (you know who you are >:)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- draw perdy pictures, but I've also heard tell they wanted to vote me "Most Outrageous"

More than you ever wanted to know

[Guitar Woman]

You're a girl?

[xbxDaniel]

I can't tell if you're really confused, or just trying to be an ass.

[Guitar Woman]

No, I always thought maggiekarp was a dude.

[Esuohlim]

How many dudes are names Maggie way to think

[Guitar Woman]

Shut up I didn't know her name was actually Maggie >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Im so drowsy from the pillllllllllllllllsssssssssss.

[xbxDaniel]

Oh, well anyways the newest forum member at the time is sexpistolssid77 (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4359) ,his website can be found here (http://www.myspace.com/sexpistolssid77). I suggest we all give him a warm welcome.

I'll start off his post for him and he can finish it up later.

Name: Sid or Allen?
Age: 16
Job: Vandal
Where you at: Villa Rice, Georgia
How did you find out about this site: _________
Why did you start posting: _________
Level of Educ.: still in High School (this is an assumption, please correct if mistaken)
Income: ________
hobbies: His myspace, under general, says girls, music, guitar, hairspray
Fav. music/band: grunge, punk, rock, metal, reggae, Kurt Cobain, Pink Floyd, Misfits, and the Sex Pistols
Fav. book: just magazines
Fav. Video game: _________
Who do you hate the most on this board: I'm going to take another guess and say anybody who doesn't truly understand you and what you stand for.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-__________
He's also a libra.

Now, because I'm really fucking lazy and bored still I'm going to post his picture.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/sexpistolssid.jpg

Note: I can't tell if it's just poor lighting in the picture or what.

Everybody, welcome him to our ranks, he appears to be a great assest to our ever growing roster of posters.

And to Allen himself, I'd like you to edit any incorrect info and fill out the blank spaces. Welcome to I-mockery.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

That's asset, friend. That made me laugh, though, so 1 point for ya.

[xbxDaniel]

Okay.

[Terra]

If your that bored Mr. Daniel, I might have some homework for you.

[MetalMilitia]

:x you're filthy

[Terra]

not THAT >:

[sexpistolssid77]

I'll start off his post for him and he can finish it up later.

Name: Allen?
Age: 16
Job: Vandal
Where you at: Villa Rice, Georgia
How did you find out about this site: i don't know. i've been on it for years, though.
Why did you start posting: i wanted to be a member of i-mockery.
Level of Educ.: still in High School.
Income: nada.
hobbies: myspace, girls, music, guitar, hairspray
Fav. music/band: grunge, punk, rock, metal, reggae, Kurt Cobain, Pink Floyd, Misfits, and the Sex Pistols, Sublime, Nirvana (favorite band.)
Fav. book: just magazines
Fav. Video game: i love playing old games for snes and genesis. my favorite old one is probably zombies ate my neighbors, though.
Who do you hate the most on this board: i haven't met anyone yet, lol.
In high school you were voted most likely to... kill some one with my hair. i know, thats weird.
He's also a libra.

...lol, the picture that was posted of me was mean't to have the lighting like that. just to let you people know.

[Rongi]

lol what are you doing here?

[Terra]

Yuh, xbxdaniel already posted all your info. We know your here.

BTW have you signed up for my secret titty ring and paid your annual membership for all of my explicitattentionwhore crap on my official website?

If not...YOU HAD BETTER PONY UP MISTAR!! If you do not donate some cash to me, I'll make your sexual life with your hand miserable!!

Now DONATE goodamnit!!!

Go to www. youhadbetterdonatetotheattentionslut/slag.sleasegoodfernothingtrailertrash...getallyour tittieshothereandalsogetyourcolordiagnosticshereto o ---and bring the farm animals cos there's fun to be hadbyall.com

[Terra]

It says it's a bad web address. But baby, bad never felt so good.

[Chojin]

Terra is slowly filling the hole left by miss emma in my heart :<

[Terra]

this could be a bad sign

[executioneer]

Terra is slowly filling the hole left by miss emma in my heart :<

not me :(

[Terra]

oh phooey on you willie we need more shouting threads and SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FUCKING AIM ME SO THE CONVERSATION CAN BE AIRED ON I-MOCK!

:this is not in accordance with my attention whore standing around here.

Christ!

Fuck!

[sexpistolssid77]

what do you guys talk about here?

[Emu]

lindsay lohan and skateboarding, and sometimes both :bow

[Terra]

We talk about everybody joining my website and paying me big buckroos to take my attentionwhoring ass out of here and making it beeg time as a trailer hooker in Yermo, California.

That's right!! No tickee no suckee, cheapskate!

[Esuohlim]

You are seriously just one big self-reference.

[Terra]

Somebody isn't feeling very appreciated tonight, milhouse.

[xbxDaniel]

That's how my conversation with Moobs is going right now.

So lonely.

[Terra]

Yuh, it get's that way sometimes.

[sexpistolssid77]

how long have you guys been going to i-mockery? i have for years.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

2 years and 18 weeks.

[Terra]

how long have you guys been going to i-mockery? i have for years.

Years? So why did you ask everybody what we talk about in that other thread?

[Fathom Zero]

2 yrs., but signed up for the forum in November, as stated under El Avatar de Marco.

[ziggytrix]

It's a safe bet he means the dot-com portion of the site, Terra.

[executioneer]

guys moobs makes me angry because whenever someone mentions him i think they're talking to me since it's like my last name misspelled >:

[sexpistolssid77]

yeah i was talking about i-mockery.com, not .net.

[Moobs]

Really what's your last name executioneer? I didn't mean to offend :(

[Terra]

Boom! What would you think???

[Moobs]

I was uncreative and thouht Moosb or something crazy like that.

I want the name Willie Boom :(

[executioneer]

mobbs

[Moobs]

uh huh and whats the cats name?

[executioneer]

uhhhhhh i don't remember

[PILLOWFIGHT]

hi my names Pillowfight im new here!
Im a young woman livin in the US

PM me if you wanna be friends!:love

[Dirksen]

one day

[Esuohlim]

Dirksen was it you that had the old No Longer Dead page or am I thinking of someone else?

[PurplePlatypus]

Hi. I'm PurplePlatypus. I'm new, as you can see. Anyway, I like to make games, play games and draw. Whatever.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to make you an avatar now.


By make I mean google your name and pick like the first five I see.

[xbxDaniel]

I've narrowed it down to two choices:

http://www.bbtoystore.com/Merchant2/beanies/pattiRBBOC.jpg

and

http://www.purpleplatypus.net/mediac/400_0/media/platyfinal.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Make him a welcome card, too.

[PurplePlatypus]

First one plz.

[xbxDaniel]

Edit your own goddammed platypus! >:

[sadie]

thank god. i was just about to puke from the saccharine.

[PurplePlatypus]

I'm so sorry :(

[Misdemonar]

Being sorry is for pussies.

[Red Machine D]

Hi. I'm Red Machine D. I get banned from a lot of forums because my opinions are different than that of the current dominating cliques (i.e. ultimate fighting sucks, Bill Hicks was funnier than Dane Cook, Kingdom Hearts is an abomination, South Park and the Simpsons stopped being funny years ago, etc.) and thus have moved from forum to forum in search of a place that maybe won't outright ban me for thinking something different instead of mindlessly following popular opinion.

For the record, Final Fantasy VIII was awesome.

[Sethomas]

We all hate Final Fantasy VIII.

Banned.

[Emu]

As far as I was aware, all of that WAS popular opinion

Because they're certainly my opinions >:

[Red Machine D]

As far as I was aware, all of that WAS popular opinion

Because they're certainly my opinions >:
Buttsecks?

[WhiteRat]

You've got it ALL wrong my fat friend.

[The Retro Kat]

I fuckin' love ultimate fighting. What are you, a faggot? Don't like ultimate fighting? FAGGOT!

[liquidstatik]

I fuckin' love kingdom hearts. What are you, a faggot? Don't like kingdom hearts? FAGGOT!

[Chojin]

Are you sure it wasn't your winning personality that got you shunted?

[george]

i liked blue machine e much better.

as for simpsons and south park, you could not be funny for even one post, have some respect.

otherwise hi! how ya doing?

[QUYMOBIUZ]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/QUYMOBIUZ/CLICK.gif (http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/LAKAI79/)

[Terra]

I want something concerning flashes of lightning. Or moving tornados. Whatchoo got?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

How about a combination of both? that would be sweet.

[executioneer]

i know you're proud of your sig pictures and all but you really don't need two, man

[executioneer]

also: is there some thing you are doing compressionwise that is making those .jpgs almost 100k each? cause that's hell of big for such a tiny picture

and the av is way, way un 56k-friendly

[Esuohlim]

Seriously I don't have a fast connection anymore QUYMBIUOSFG you jerk >:

[executioneer]

seriously in the time it takes to download that guy's posts you could download crescent hawk's inception instead and that's worth a good 40-50 hours of enjoyment rather than the two seconds it takes for those graphics to get old

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Esuohlim]

Look out guys I think Carlos Mencia joined the forums :eek

And look

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1671/get7ut.jpg

Same picture but 17 times smaller byte-wise. Come on. >:

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Esuohlim]

Be one of those new people that leaves in two days and never comes back, ok

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Esuohlim]

I will hit you so hard your shit will be black and blue son

[executioneer]

seriously, mister pot, why don't you buy some decent graphics manipulation software instead of shit that says its saving as .jpg but really saves as a .bmp, before you go around saying what color the kettle is >:

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Terra]

I was nice. :tear

I'm never nice to the new guys.

[Emu]

Qwijibo, just because you can't spell a word doesn't give you the right to abbreviate it.

[Moobs]

QUYMOBIUZ do you happen to like Chuck Norris and owls that say O rly?

[executioneer]

Displays a small graphic image below your details in posts. Only one image can be displayed at a time, its width can be no greater than 150 pixels, the height no greater than 130 pixels, and the file size no more than 49 KB.

is this somehow NOT A RULE SET BY BOARD ADMINS to you, idiot?

[Terra]

bet u guys scared him off before i could get my really cool end of the world signature pix

pricks :tear

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Terra]

You guys!! LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!!! :meaneyes >:

[executioneer]

terra i am going to continue to be mean you're not the boss of me

[executioneer]

i mean mister attitude up there just breezes in and doesn't read the notice posted IN THE PROFILE EDIT SCREEN, doesn't read the "RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR POSTING" stickied at the top of general blabber AND on every goddamn page highlighted in yellow, and we're not supposed to give him shit about it?

THE INTERNET IS SEROUS BUSINESS COME ON

[Emu]

I like how Qwijibo is too badass to put up with anyone's sh*t but he censors the word f*ck

[Terra]

oh little dude i can't mess with willie he a sharpshooter with a trigger finger your on your own from here on out am i right guys

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[liquidstatik]

Please stop cursing. :o

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

quoebie are you really the chosen one?

[Esuohlim]

QUYMUMBO I don't think I got quite the verbal scathing I deserved!

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

Quambo you skankzy a$$ ho lets bring it on!!

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

that's some gr0$$ sh*t nigga we don't play that up in here

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

w/e b*tch u no u cant take me

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

u r just scard that's all

i am the winner of i-mockery :lol :lol :lol

:boot

:newbie

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Emu]

just shut up and :obey bitch :die :die :die

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/QUYMOBIUZ/Benvsmcopy.gif

[Emu]

damn bitch wut u playin

[Terra]

emu i want your car for your avatar. :( that's really cool.

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Terra]

Not at twenty posts. Besides, you've not made your "Hi I'm New!!" thread.

[Super Machine Neo]

Name- CJ

Age-19 (20 in july)

job- Clerk

where are you at?- A shithole apartment
how did you find out about this site?- in 1999 looking around the internet for dark humor, Instead of old humor about the 1996 election (man Newt Gingritch is such a douche)

why did you start posting- I thought it would be fun... and I'm a hardcore I-mock fan.

Level of Educ.- 1year of College (going for two)

Income- less than a churchmouse

hobbies- short film making, and reading comics

fav. music/band- KMFDM and Gackt

fav. book- "Make your Own Damn Movie by lloyd kaufman

fav. movie- Rocky Horror Picture Show

Fav. Video Game- Doom

fav. food- Pocky

Who do you hate the most on this board-I dont hate people.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be a cannibal

[Fathom Zero]

Rocky Horror is the most overrated movie in the history of bad movies.

[executioneer]

Is it safe,can I come out from the newbie bashing
hole? :/

well considering you still have that stupid internet picture in your sig, no

you'll stay in there until you learn

[ziggytrix]

See,I'm brand spanking new to this site,& already I got fools
nagging at me.Geezzz...then you wonder why ppl take off in
2 days,& never come back.

Just STFU,& move around the problem.

See, the REAL problem is neither the fact that you like retarded animated gifs, nor the fact that you don't know how to properly use CS2.

The problem is that you are an obnoxious, unfunny piece of shit, and you post too damn much.

We could move around the problem, but only if you do one of two things.

1. Stop posting in threads you didn't start.
2. Stop sucking so much.

I'm guessing the latter is beyond your ability or comprehension, so be a sport and stick to the former for a week or two?

Please?

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Fathom Zero]

Technically, you are wrong, because, you've been around for less than a week while he's been around for 3 years. Your post-to-day ratio is .1 posts higher than his... Whore.

[MetalMilitia]

Again,why are you here!Obiviously you have no sense of humor!
The sig I have now has made many ppl laugh.Your stupid ass
& a few others,on a funny forum(mine you!)seem to hate on it.
Take that stick out of your ass,& laugh a lil,you freak!

I'M DONE WITH YOUR SORRY ASS!

If you reply to this,I'm going to report your ass to Admin.
You responded to me with negative comments,& now I
finished you off with negative comments right back at ya!
So now we're even!Now get a girlfriend,play some sports
or something active,& SHUT THE FUCK UP!
-TheEnd-
ZIGGYTRIX=Owned!

hahahahhah, what are you going to post next, quimboy, the ORLY owl?

[executioneer]

would someone ban this queer already i'm sick of looking at his posts

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[noob3]

Quy, you got a point, brother! These people need to get off thier high horses, laugh a lil' and "mine" you! Mine your sweet fatboy ores! Yes! Sweet god, where's my pick axe? Fatty's got gold inside of 'em! Sweet gold nuggets of hilarity! Keep postin', and don't let these old school post whores keep you down! Post count averages don't mean anything, show these squares the way! Fuck math!

[Fathom Zero]

It's a little wild and a little strange.
To make your home out on the range.
Mount your horse and come along.
Cause you can't get a ride if you can't hold on.

Yippie ki yi yay,
yippie ki yi what?
Like the cowboys sing:
Yippie ki yi yay.

Get along little doggie
'til the break of day.

Better watch out for these man-eating jackrabbits and that killer cacti
Hey Dude!

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2478/heydude5ed.gif

[ziggytrix]

I'm an obnoxious unfunny piece of shit,& I post too much?
WOW!You truly are an idiot!LOOK AT MY FUCKING POST COUNT
YOU DICK WEED!I have 25 posts now!Now look at yours dummy!
You're the post whore!

So you concede the first point? (that's a rhetorical question, asshole)

As for the second, consider the number of posts I have in the last two pages of this thread. Now count yours.

Just calm the fuck down. Don't be such a godawful spaz. Resist the urge to post every infantile thought that crows your infinitesimal mind. Recognize that a good bit of the antagonism you are encountering, while initially artificial, is quickly turning into genuine distaste as you reply to every god damned comment made in your vicinity.


Again,why are you here!Obiviously you have no sense of humor!
The sig I have now has made many ppl laugh.

Huffing paint thinner has also made many people laugh, but that doesn't make it funny for someone with an undamaged brain. Regurgitating overused internet memes that were only marginally funny to begin with won't cut it here. Being the focus of a flame war in a stickied thread is also not a good idea. I'm just telling you how it is. React to that information as you will.


If you reply to this,I'm going to report your ass to Admin.

Please, go annoy the admins with your petulant whining. I'm just trying to give you some honest, completely saccharine-free advice, in the customary manner of this community, but by all means, continue in a breakneck pace to mirror the actions of half the people on the ban-list.


I'll bet any fucking day that I could smoke your ass in Photoshop CS2 graphics.

Really? Please PM me with details regarding your terms for this wager.

In the interest of full disclosure, I should inform you that I spend (on average) 60 hours a week working in Photoshop in a studio in DFW, and have made a comfortable living doing so for the past 2 years. So I will be rather disinclined to work gratis and in my personal time, but if you can make it interesting we can throw down, bitch.

[Terra]

i don't think i'm ever going to get my really cool moving tornado and lightning bolt siggy now. :(

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Fathom Zero]

ATTENTION WHORE AHOY!

[Emu]

OH gee,I'm sorry,I didn't know I was regurgitating overused internet
memes!Sorry my life is not sitting in front of my comp.
24 hrs a day.Sorry I'm not a internet whore!Sorry I'm a Helicopter
mechanic for the US ARMY.

That entire paragraph was a lie. I hope you know that G-d doesn't appreciate sin, young man

You stated that you spend 60 fucking hrs a week on Photoshop!

for his job, you boob

[Terra]

ATTENTION WHORE AHOY!

you need to know when to fuck, fight or hit the fence.

I would suggest hitting the fence and letting them at it

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Terra]

i wasn't talking to you but by the way does this negate my really cool moving lightning bolt tornado thing? :tear

[Emu]

I'm curious what those X's in your signature mean

are those the STRIKES?

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Terra]

What am I not on there? ?

[Emu]

Can I have like four X's? I wanna be in the lead.

[Terra]

mock wars please boss?

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Esuohlim]

Hey QUIZNOS can I have my name in your sig too?

Oh wait here: You suck faggot.

OK how about now?

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Esuohlim]

BTW I don't believe there is anyone by the name of "I-Mockery Admin" is that another strike for me

[QUYMOBIUZ]

???????

[Chojin]

Whoops, looks like I accidentally banned you, there.

Well, nothing more I can do from here.



Let me know if anything changes.

[ziggytrix]

<le sigh> you can't say i didn't try to help, in my own way. :(

[Milhouse]

Name- *******
Age- ___
job- I'm much too cool for that
where are you at?- finland.
how did you find out about this site?- just surfed on in!
why did you start posting- ?
Level of Educ.- high school
Income- under $100,000
hobbies- stuff
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- Of Mice and Men
fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket
Fav. Video Game- none
fav. food- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a photographer

[Esuohlim]

Name change yourself right now.

[Milhouse]

no.

[Esuohlim]

ok then get banned, either way

[Milhouse]

just how do I do that, mayhap?

[Marc Summers]

You must walk through the river of fire and jump through the dimension mirror, then ask this little elfin man for the unicorn key. Use it to open the Door of Lost Gnomes and Chojin will be waiting there, new name in hand, and a big smile on his face.

[Terra]

Look Milhouse. Nobody is going to take you seriously around here until you post your "Hi, I'm new" thread in General Blabber.

It's just the way it's done around here.

[Milhouse]

should I really take advice from someone who has shitstorm as a title?

[RaNkeri]

absolutely, everybody who are loved in here made a "Hi I'm new" thread into general Blabber. I didn't do so and people hate me :tear

So don't make the same mistake as I did

[Milhouse]

I just made one, and now it is gone :(

[camacazio]

That's because the admins decided you suck.

[Mockery]

Hi guys. I'm Roger. :)

[Seven Force]

Hi Roger. How's things on the West Side?

[Guitar Woman]

Your location is wrong :<

[Esuohlim]

The AA meeting's in the next room over, Roger.

[Milhouse]

this must be the NA meeting >:

[Terra]

It's the FA meeting. Your our guest speaker. So stop shitting your pants over your lack of warm welcome and start jizzing in your hands up at the podium. Oh and pay a nominal donation of one dollar. This will pay for your books and the ass kicking you'll receive at the door when you finally leave this wonderland.


:fucktards anonymous

[MetalMilitia]

you are!

[Milhouse]

now now, terra, you have to remember the first step towards recovery:
Admitting you have a problem.

[Tinatron]

Name- i think that's pretty clear
Age- 16
job- cashier at a stupid drug store
where are you at?- ontario
how did you find out about this site?- a special friend
why did you start posting- cause said friend begged me to
Level of Educ.- i'm up to grade 12 now.
Income- not enough
hobbies- nerdy business
fav. music/band- i want to say coheed and cambria but I don't know if i'll get shot or not for it
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- spiderman 2 is the first one i can think of
Fav. Video Game- the last video game i played and enjoyed was dynasty warriors
fav. food- burger king
Who do you hate the most on this board- seeing as this is my first post i can't really say i hate anyone yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- marry a pianist.

[Seven Force]

I knew an uppity church bitch named Tina. Her mom was a fat Jesus freak and her dad was an ex-alcoholic (I assume "ex"). Her brother was retarded and she was a duncecap. She recently married a condecending asshole (who SURPRISINGLY is also a jesus freak) and they are living with their parents.

I'm gonna ask you this once, since you don't seem to be as bad: who is your special friend, and will I hate this person?

[Esuohlim]

Tinatron I like your avatar. No foolin' :eek

[Tinatron]

Haha, yay I'm not as bad. I doubt you know my friend. He just knows I'm on forums all the time and he told me about this one. He doesn't have an account here.

[Guitar Woman]

Is he from finland, because we have a policy about those people

[Tinatron]

Haha no. Don't worry. I don't interact with those people.

[Guitar Woman]

Great. Now kiss Chojin's ass, make lots of friends, and tell RanKeri how much he sucks in as creative a method you can and you'll be an appreciated member of our upscale pseudo-society in no time!

[Tinatron]

*takes notes*

Now off to find some friends.

*bats eyelashes at Guitar Woman*

[Terra]

Oh oh. It's the old ****** thing*****

****** ****** ******

*Welcome* to the forum Miss Tinatron!

*:love*

[RaNkeri]

Did somebody call? :)

[Emu]

get back in your box

[RaNkeri]

I'm not your bitch, Emo :(

[Esuohlim]

Cork it, Rankeri

[Fathom Zero]

get back in your box

I say bring out the gimp.

[Tinatron]

Did somebody call? :)

*looks through notes*


... You suck.


(Yes, I like to use the ***thing*** :P)

[Terra]

Ah she is a quick study!! Good work Miss Tina.

Have you studied "herd mentality" yet? :)

[Tinatron]

Haha thank you.

No, do tell.

[Esuohlim]

Here's a tip: It's better to learn to ignore Terra's posts early on.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I just learned that Tina is king of monster island :x

[Terra]

Another tidbit: Milhouse loves Lotida only he won't publicly admit it. When Lotida spurns him he turns against me. Just like that.

Also, Milhouse has an online gf but we all suspect it's his hand.

But everybody loves Milhouse anyway. Even me.