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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 02:31 PM        The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 03:12 PM       
I don't think the Golden Corral will be my #1 choice for pre-apocalypse dining.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 03:37 PM       
Then you obviously didn't read mister Burbanks article on the Golden Corral. The place is apparently Shangri La.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 03:47 PM       
Now, if I were to try scenario 3 and the world didn't end, how long would it be before the urine drunk madness offset the guilt of cannibalism?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 04:48 PM       
I was planning on taking a vacation to Cleveland, OH to go to a Hardees and Cheeseburger in paradise, we just don't have them here. Might be hoofing it instead. Going to be a looong vacation.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 06:17 PM       
I think I'll stay home and dig a new fallout shelter in the backyard.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:13 PM       
I have yet to find a golden corral, my plan'd be more along the lines of insane rampage and something of an overdrugged and overeating self destruction I'd be oblivious to as I'd be in the highest state any person could reach... ever.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:31 PM       
I think I'll go with scenario 1, but with the Statue Of Liberty "Planet Of The Apes" thing from #2, and the freak-out from #4.

Actually, we were planning to go to Disney world, so I'll just go there as planned, and improvise!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 11:44 PM       
Golden Corral is the ninth wonder of the world
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 11:46 PM       
The current plan I have is to build a Viking warship, and then proceed to raid the West Coast all the way to Canada, raping and pillaging along the way, then across to Russia, down into China,a quick stop to burn most of Australia to the ground, back to India, then through the Suez Canal skipping Africa entirely. (sure the world's coming to an end, but I think catching AIDS from the raping step would but a damper on my conquesting fury for Europe) Hopefully by that point at least 4% of the world's population would be bearing my seed, so I could wait for armageddon to rain down.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
I just love those manifestations of pure chaos you produce Max, thank you Again.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:45 AM       
I'm planning to be declared sovereign ruler of at least 2 countries, and then invade Poland.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:51 AM       
someone start building Vaults already
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 10:44 AM       
Great artical! Thanks Max this is exactly why I love you. I can't even think of something stupid to say. Other than that I guess.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 11:39 AM       
I read this after I saw the movie "The Day After Tomorrow". I had nightmares. Thanks a lot. :P
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
Didn't I actually GO on a road trip vacation with you once? Or did you miss out on that fatefull journey. Charlie fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off the highway.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!

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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
"If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!"

Waffle House FTW!

Slay the waffle beast before you go!
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
I was going to Cancun, but now, thanks to this piece, i feel a sudden urge to take all my family into the woods!!

How fuuuuun with the urine, and town raiding, I need to get me some explosives for fishing!! Wooohoooo!!!
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 01:58 AM       
Is it just me, or did this article remind anyone else of the Fallout games?
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 03:00 AM       
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someone start building Vaults already
probably
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 03:20 AM       
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Is it just me, or did this article remind anyone else of the Fallout games?
What Fallout games did you play?
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Old Jun 6th, 2008, 05:07 AM       
i dunno, scen 3 looks pretty fun... and no, i'm not kidding, it genuanly appeals to me. and i dont know why...
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
Or you could come to New Orleans, where the apocalypse already happened. I have friends here who can tell you how many shotgun blasts to the face it can take to drop a very determined attacker. There are large bloodstains on the sidewalk just around the corner from my apartment, which have been there about a week because it hasn't rained.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 04:07 PM       
HA! Your pitiful plans shall not be enough to stop my Master's imminent destruction of your puny race! All shall fall underneath the mighty cloven hoof of my Master, HILLARY CLINTON!
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