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Old May 16th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
my friend who is more forward than I always uses, without fail, this one.

"fancy a fuck?"

Works, I'd say, 2 out of 10 times.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
man some people are born with bad pickup lines
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Old May 17th, 2008, 04:23 AM       
I think you were probably born because of one coupled with alcohol abuse that continued through the entire pregnancy.
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Old May 19th, 2008, 11:52 AM       
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Old May 24th, 2008, 08:38 PM       
"You are a treachous little peacock and you are food for the gods and I'm going to have all of you."
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Old May 28th, 2008, 06:07 PM       
treachous?
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Old May 28th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
I think I got it from Yul Brynner's IMDB, with the grammar like that (my bad).
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
Went camping last week and the pick up line of the night was "Hey, I'm really drunk right now but you should give me your number when I'm sober so I can remember it."
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