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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:26 PM       
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you could do good things with your penis

maybe you could work for obama on an unrelated note, the taco place around the corner has 44 cent obama tacos
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:40 PM       
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Heh, I'm the only reason she stays. : pimp
You tease.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:43 PM       
I would roll my eyes but it would probably make them throw up
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:47 PM       
A lasso has a loop around the end and you use it to "rope" things. I dont know about you, but I dont have a loop around the end of mine.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:14 PM       
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A lasso has a loop around the end and you use it to "rope" things. I dont know about you, but I dont have a loop around the end of mine.
That's what knots are for.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:19 PM       
Hasn't it been established forum lore for a decade that K has a massive dong?
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
whatever like the physics of the situation are all that hard to figure out.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
That was just a prelude to me asking for pictures.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 02:31 PM       
Video or it didnt happen!
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