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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 09:10 AM       
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It was lengthy and convoluted but something about putting her family before Alaska or something.

CNN looped it all day and I still couldn't make any damn sense of it.

Well, whatever.
I have trouble making sense of anything she says. :katiecouric

I just find it amusing that a week after she states that she has the "endurance" to run a tough race "over the long haul" she quits her job after only 1/2 a term. This is a flip-flop, springhead!
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 10:35 AM       
The lengthy basketball analogy was also a tad murky for me, but then I don't like basketball much so that could just be my own ignorance.

If she'd stuck to hockey analogies I might have understood her.


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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 12:03 PM       
Now she is saying she is "not a quitter"

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/...ion/index.html
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
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"I am not a quitter. I am a fighter," Palin told CNN on Monday while on a family fishing trip
Really?

That's when I tell people I'm not a quitter either.
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 08:47 PM       
Damn! She quits, but she still won't leave. What a lying bitch.

Cute, though.
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
Levi has something he wants to say again.

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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 10:24 PM       
Yeah, but at least he's believable. It's not as if he has an axe to grind or anything.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
Update: Sarah Palin leads conference of Alzheimer's Patients for .... What Were We Talking About Again? in an all-out rendition of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands".



Actually, it's an article about her lack of support among rank-and-file Republicans:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...-be-president/
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
Damn! Dropped from 71% to 33% And what does that sign say behind her? Keep you Chan...? Is that supposed to be Change? Wouldnt a woman president be a change? And who really doesnt want change? Im not saying Im all for Obama when I say that but have things really been going SO well that you want to say "F change!"? I believe refusal to change is the first step to destruction, but what do I know. Anyway... Before she stepped down as governor she had a really good shot at being the republican candidate in 2012 but now she will be lucky to even be on the long list. Dumbass.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:55 PM       
I thought MSNBC reported her polls as sky rocketing.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
Is it just me or does she look like she has quarterback hands in that pic?
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Old Jul 15th, 2009, 06:24 AM       
Sarah "Man Hands" Palin.

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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 01:00 PM       
http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html

Something big and strange is floating through the Chukchi Sea between Wainwright and Barrow.

Hunters from Wainwright first started noticing the stuff sometime probably early last week. It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters, according to Gordon Brower with the North Slope Borough's Planning and Community Services Department.


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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 01:33 PM       
it's all those damn cthulhu cultists they've got up there, i bet you
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 10:16 PM       
Now it seems she's going all "a-Twitter" on the world, as of her "official" resignation date of July 26th. Gadzooks, but this might be the longest resignation in the history of politics. Never let it be said she did things by halves - when she quits, she goes ALL OUT.
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