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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 12:05 PM       
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All 3 are correct! You can move onto the next round.
I'll take that "Penis Mightier" category, Alex, for 2 million dollars. :D
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
yeah he's an ankylosaurus

don't get behind him or he'll thrash you with his clublike bony tail
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Old Aug 31st, 2010, 11:37 AM       
Don't worry Z. That creepy underage girl on the bus probably still loves you. And one day she will turn 18.
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Old Sep 19th, 2010, 09:23 PM       
Blame your Governator.
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Old Sep 19th, 2010, 11:31 PM       
TADAO YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAM IT UP THAT YOURE IN PAIN. GET A BUNCH MORE PILLS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE.

DO YOU TAKE OXYCONTIN? SOMEBODY TOLD ME RECENTLY THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA SO ThAT ITS NON-ABUSABLE ;/ IF YOU HAVE THE KIND THATS ABUSABLE YOU COULD MAKE A FORTUNE
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Old Sep 19th, 2010, 11:59 PM       
I have three sons and an unemployed chef wife. I have expenses that outweigh my income but we were auto-denied. Ain't that a bitch?
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 01:04 AM       
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TADAO YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAM IT UP THAT YOURE IN PAIN. GET A BUNCH MORE PILLS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE.

DO YOU TAKE OXYCONTIN? SOMEBODY TOLD ME RECENTLY THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA SO ThAT ITS NON-ABUSABLE ;/ IF YOU HAVE THE KIND THATS ABUSABLE YOU COULD MAKE A FORTUNE
No way dude, I would forge about food if I had full access to Oxy. :O
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 03:59 AM       
GOTO A PAIN DOCTOR LOL
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 02:38 PM       
Unless you find one of those groups that know all the back doors, you won't be getting your food stamps. My boyfriend just looked up the laws in LA.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 02:56 PM       
AKA see previous discussion with Kahl about methheads.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 04:05 PM       
How are you disabled, if I may ax?
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 04:06 PM       
HIS BONES ARE SLOWLY FUSING TOGETHER

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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 05:36 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 06:10 PM       
GOD DAMMIT! THERE IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 09:54 PM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 07:47 AM       
i took a look at the gov database and here's what came up:

future careers for tadao

replacement hawaiian cardboard lady for grocery store display
scarecrow
duck duck goose participant-category: duck
strangers with candy dad
news desk anchor

have you decided how you're going to position your arms when they get frozen because, i'll be honest, it'll make or break any one of these careers

good luck god bledss
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 09:51 AM       
I never thought about that. I just want to make sure I can still beat off.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 10:07 AM       
Wouldn't it be great if you could get paid for doing that? :spermbank
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 11:25 AM       
If you do the spermbank thing, you only get beat off once a week, maybe longer. I looked into that a long time ago.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 11:45 AM       
I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you saved it up in a jar and just dropped it off to them once a week.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 06:16 PM       
yeah just make sure you pick a different day from the milk man
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Old Sep 23rd, 2010, 12:33 AM       
The first thing I thought of was an elaborate pulley system of some sort and then I realized what I was picturing and stopped.
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