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            [part 1 - the turnip] [part 2 - the potato] [part 3 - the beet] [part 4 - the gourd]  
              
            In the last entry of 
            this series, I went back to the roots of Jack-o-lanterns and carved 
            a turnip into a generic smiley. One of my main gripes with this root 
            vegetable was the small size, and when I set out to turn a potato 
            into a glo-lite, I wasn’t getting my hopes up. The potato had a 
            pretty decent build for its kind, but a menacing pumpkin it wasn’t. 
              
            Again, a spoon seemed 
            the logical weapon of choice. The turnip had been a tough customer, 
            and the potato was tougher yet. Still, I was able to hollow it out 
            without piercing its delicate potato skin, with only one gripe... 
              
            ...I’d had quite 
            enough of raw root vegetables for a good while. 
              
              
            Since my flatmates 
            were watching Babylon 5 while I was shaping my tater, I decided to 
            carve it in the image of Ambassador Mollari. I hadn’t really thought 
            too far ahead and taken the sideways rooster comb he has into 
            consideration, so I had to resort to cabbage to make it work. He 
            ended up looking a little bit too much like Danny DeVito’s Penguin 
            from Batman Returns, but then again Mollari is basically just the 
            Penguin on a bad hair day. And vice versa. 
              
            In the end, my potato 
            ambassador was an even greater success than the turnip smiley. It 
            was a great deal more intimidating, at least for the neighborhood 
            cats small enough to notice it, and the cabbage hairdo distributed 
            the candlelight all over the driveway. Potato lanterns could very 
            well be ripe for a comeback. 
            
            CLICK TO SEE THE NEXT ITEM: 
            A BEET! 
            
            -Pjalne 
  
 
 
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