How do you feel about "Life Insurance"?

What a bunch of suckers. Old People always fall for the ol' "Life Insurance Sales" bit. You ask if you could come in so you could sit down to talk with them about Life Insurance and they agree. You notice they have two large pit bulls and ask if they wouldn't mind putting them outside because you're "allergic" to dogs. (more like you're "allergic" to being torn to shreds by two huge beasts). Again, they agree, and put the dogs outside.

With the dogs outside, the house is yours for the taking. You tell them that you're not really there for insurance sales, but instead need a place to stay. You then inform them that they'll wish they had more life insurance if they don't willingly let you stay the night. That being said, they agree to let you stay since they have no other choice. Just to be safe, you cut all the phone lines so that they can't alert the authorities. Then you lock them in their room for the evening.

"Ahhh, I could get used to living in a place like this" you think to yourself as you sit in front of the fireplace while watching the huge 56" TV set. Soon you doze off to sleep as you think about how much fun it's going to be going Trick Or Treating as a Psycho Rodeo Clown.

All of a sudden, a loud crash wakes you up. You look around and everything appears to be normal... that is, until you notice the JOLLY GREEN GIANT is standing right in front of you!

Ho Ho Ho!

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" you shout at him.

"Why, I'm here to make sure that you've been eating all of your vegetables! You know, vegetables are very important for a growing boy like yourself. They can give you energy and help make your muscles strong like mine!" replies the Green Giant.

"Yeah but you're GREEN! Why the hell would I want to take HEALTH advice from someone who has GREEN skin!? That can't be healthy!"

"I'm strong as an ox! I'm healthy as can be! Ho Ho Ho!" he says.

"Well good for you, I'm sticking with candy! This is HALLOWEEN, the one time of the year when everybody celebrates the eating of nothing but candy! So you can take your veggies, and shove 'em green boy!"

"Huh? You make fun of giant! Giant no like people make fun! Giant getting angry! GIANT SMASH YOU!!!!!!" he growls.

Just then, the "Jolly" Green Giant lunges at you. You'd better think fast!

You decide to:

• Try some reverse psychology on him, by holding out your arms and saying, "Come here big boy! Lemme give you some giant lovin!".
  
• Stay seated and do absolutely nothing.
  
• Tear your shirt off and scream, "I'm green too! I'm the Incredible Hulk!".