Beware! The Putrid Scrotum of Death!

You have chosen wisely grasshoppa. If there's one thing you've learned while growing up with a heroin addict, it's that if you want to get them to do something for you, you've gotta fuck with their mind. So, you dangled a Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch (bought on eBay of course) in front of your mom and told her it was a "Putrid Scrotum of Death" that would come down from the sky and kill her if she didn't take you out to get your costume. This obviously wouldn't work on most people, but when you're dealing with someone who has overdosed on heroin... you can easily make 'em believe that a Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch is actually a "Putrid Scrotum of Death". 

So your mom high-tailed it out to the car and dragged you with her. "I've gotta take you to get your Halloween costume or the Putrid Scrotum of Death is going to kill me!" she screamed as you two sped down the highway. She was shaking the entire way and caused several life-ending accidents, but she managed to get you to the store safely. The second you got out of the car she sped off into the distance screaming, "You'll never find me you Putrid Scrotum of Death! I'm going to drive into the sun and become the master of jellybeans and conquer Uranus!".

Welp, that's that last you'll ever see of heroin-addict mom. 

Good riddance.

So into the local Mal-Wart shop you go... you ask the clerk, "Where's the Halloween costume section?". She bursts into laughter and points towards the other end of the store. Why was she laughing? Maybe she saw your mom acting like a lunatic. Bah, who cares right? You've got more important things to attend to. So you walk on down to the Halloween costume section of the store.

"SHIT!"

Being so late in the month of October, they've already sold out of most of their costumes. They've only got three costumes left... so you're gonna have to pick one of them. Damn, only 3 costumes, this sucks! Guess you'll just have to pick the best one of the bunch and hope it works out ok.

Here are your choices:

Chicken Mascot Costume	Chewbacca The Wookie Costume	Psycho Rodeo Clown Costume

You decide to pick the:

• Chicken Mascot Costume
  
• Chewbacca The Wookie Costume
  
• Psycho Rodeo Clown Costume