"OMG! IT GREW!"

You plant the bean, not expecting much to happen, but within 1 minute of planting the sucker... it sprouts! And it keeps on sprouting until it's become a huge beanstalk that goes way up into the clouds. Now, you could just cut down this monstrous beanstalk and laugh as it falls down on hundreds of houses, instantly destroying them. But, you're in a good mood, so you decide to just climb the beanstalk.

YIKES!

After hours and hours of climbing, you reach the summit of the beanstalk. You look up and you get a wonderful view of a giant. In particular, his big green ass. Already you're beginning to think that climbing the beanstalk wasn't a good idea. Just then, the giant turns around and you prepare yourself to be eaten!

"HO HO HO!" he chuckles, and then a chorus of unseen people sings aloud, "Green giant!"

"Holy shit! You're the jolly green giant, you're not gonna eat me!"

"Not unless ya want me to, little man! HO HO HO!"

"Hey, weren't you in the last Choose Your Own Adventure story here on I-Mockery?"

"Ummm, speak to my agent about that."

"No that's ok I don--"

"I SAID SPEAK TO MY AGENT!"

"HI! I'M LARRY!"

"Um, hi Larry."

"HIYA!"

"So, I'm supposed to talk with you about why the Jolly Green Giant is appearing in another I-Mockery 'Choose Your Own Adventure' story?"

"Yep! It almost didn't happen, but I was able to negotiate a deal with them, so they let him be in the sequel."

"What was the deal?"

"Free green peas in buttersauce for life."

"Damn, that's a pretty sweet deal!"

"That's why I get paid the big bucks my friend."

"Ok, but why are you covered in green slime? You're obviously not naturally a green guy."

"I need to be able to get in the head of my client so I can truly see where he's coming from. In order to do that, I have to BECOME the client. So what better way to do so than to cover myself in green slime?"

"I guess..."

"So what can my client and I do for you today?"

"Well, I'm throwing a monster party and..."

"A MONSTER PARTY!?! DUDE! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE! SAME GOES FOR JOLLY, HE'S NEVER INVITED CUZ HE CAN'T FIT INSIDE ANYBODY'S HOUSE! WE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU IF YOU LET US COME!"

"Tell ya what, if you guys supply the food and drinks, you can come. Jolly can just sit outside the house and talk to the party guests through the windows."

"You, sir, have got yourself a DEAL!"

Within minutes, the contracts are drawn up and signed, and the Jolly Green Giant starts loading up hundreds of trucks with the best food and drinks he can offer. You've never tried "Broccoli Juice" but he assures you, it will be a hit at the party. Besides, when you're poor and someone's giving you a ton of free stuff, you can't really be picky now can you.

Things are really coming together nicely, but that doesn't mean it's time for you to celebrate. After all, you can have the be prepared to throw the best party in the history of mankind, but it won't mean jack unless you actually have some GUESTS to come.

Halloween is approaching, so you've got to find a way to get hundreds of costume-wearing people to come to your big party. And what better way to do it than to announce it on the local radio station - WDIE.

Unfortunately, you don't know anybody that works there, so you're going to have to "take over" the station by using force. You ask the Jolly Green Giant if he'll help, but his agent says "Sorry, that wasn't in the contract we signed." Looks like you're really gonna have to use your brains on this one if you want to announce your party on the radio.

YOU DECIDE TO:

• Buy a toy water gun and try to force your way into the radio station. Hey it worked in that "Airheads" movie, right?
   
• Screw the WDIE station, you're gonna buy a Ham Radio kit from Radio Shack and make your own radio station!
   
• Go to the radio station and tell them you're from the Whitehouse and have an urgent message from the President of the United States of America that must be announced to everybody in the town immediately.
   
• Go to the radio station and tell them you represent a non-profit organization that wants to inform their listeners about how they can help stop the murder of innocent plants.