You may be able to sate the beast's hunger if you can just find some breadcrumbs in your pocket. You start going through your pockets. One after another, your pockets turn out empty, and the Mack-Mack duck is getting PO'ed. You start to panic. You can't believe that it's going to end like this: killed by an endangered species like the Mack-Mack duck. Oh, when will congress learn that it's not the endangered species that need protecting; it is we that need protection from them! Just as you are about to give up, your hand closes around a foreign object in your back pocket. You pull it out and find that it is a tiny trumpet. Well, maybe you can play yourself a nice, tiny funeral dirge. You blow into the trumpet.

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake, and the wind starts to howl. What is going on, you ask yourself? Then, from the distant sunset, he appears:

"Quack-quack!"

Oh miracle of miracles, it's the Toilet Duck, arch nemesis of the Mack-Mack duck! He'll save you from that menace! He gives you a wink and a reassuring, "quack-quack," before doing battle with the vicious Mack-Mack duck. Their battle rages, and all you can do is watch in awe, as two master fighters engage in their deadly dance with such grace and perfection. It's terrible, and yet so beautiful that you are all but brought to tears by the display. All of a sudden, the battle is interrupted by another newcomer on the scene:

"Aflac!"

Oh no, it's the hideously evil Aflac duck! Oh horror of horrors! What will happen now? The foul fowl spreads his wings and lets loose his war cry of, "Aflac," before joining in the melee.

What follows is a clash of titans. All three participants appear to be evenly matched. After a moment more of the struggle, the Mack-Mack duck and the Aflac duck look knowingly at each other, and then turn their combined efforts towards toppling the Toilet Duck! Truly, the Toilet Duck is a giant among waterfowl, but there's no way he can stand up to the combined wrath of the Mack-Mack and the Aflac! He's going to need some help.

You decide to:

• Swat the Mack-Mack duck with your shovel.
   
• Swat the Aflac duck with your shovel.
   
• Search the area for something that will give the Toilet Duck the advantage.
   
• Start walking, talking, and acting like a duck to distract the evil ducks.