THE BIG MUTSU CONTEST!

In case you haven't read the Mutsu piece yet, click here to learn all about him.

RUNNER-UPS PAGE 5:

by Steve Zurek:

Steve Zurek shows us that Mutsu has a posse...
and that posse includes an underdeveloped ninja turtle.

by Will Hartmann:

Ok, I think this one wins the award for "crappiest entry".
And what the hell is "Mehergrgeyurey"?
Actually, I probably don't want to know...

by Charles Jones:

Here we have Charles Jones' "Steve Martin Bot".
I'm not really sure why Mutsu is controlling Steve Martin,
nor do I know what evil he plans to use him for. The only
thing I'm sure of is that it's going to be really, really scary.

by Kells Hanyou:

Kells brings up a good point in this one actually.
He's known around the world as "Mutsu: The Curious Little Fish",
but where do we draw the line between curiosity and perversion?

by Pho:

Just when you think a Tarentino flick couldn't get any better,
along comes Pho with the brilliant idea to add Mutsu to the cast!

by Narf:

Jesus kryste! Not only did he take my Pickle Hat,
but he also took a friggin BITE out of it! And where Mutsu
got those black pajamas & hand-cannon from is beyond me.

by Meach:

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You've gotta click above to see this one. Easily one of the more chaotic entries.
In Meach's rendering, Mutsu has completely lost it and taken out all of his
anger on yours truly. Even though "Evil Satanic Mutsu" (or "Mutso" according
to Meach) has blasted off my head, he's still not finished with me as he sets my body ablaze in a plan to make "hot dogs" out of it. HOT DOGS! And furthermore,
Meach refers to the Pickle Hat as "The Cucumber Hat" while laughing at how my severed head is spitting blood all over the clean floor. Amazing submission, eh?

Think you can stomach more? Then onto page 6 of the Runner Ups!

[The Winning Entries]

The Runner-Ups:
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