SOME RAVERS HATE US!

What happened to Peace. Love. Unity. and Respect. guys? hahahahaha!

On this page we are proud to present some of the most amusing hate mails we have received so far. keep in mind we've gotten thousands of emails, many were actually commenting the site, but here we wanted to display our picks for our favorite emails (particularly the hate mail!) along with our schnazzyrific responses.

Name:........... J
E-Mail:.......... stl-raves@egroups.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? the only place on earth where people of all races, religions, sexes, as well as sexual preferences totally let go of all their inhibitions and enjoy themselves

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Comments/Questions:
I find it hard to believe that your life is so boring that you have taken the time out to build a site about how much you hate something. Maybe if you actually put that time into something positive you might be able to understand what raving is really all about. Ive been raving for 6 years and I dont do drugs. Its not about drugs, or roll piles, or glow sticks. Its about the music and if you dont like the music then fine thats your choice...I hate country music but you dont see me bashing them because thats their choice. You seriosly need to get a life.

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
We did this site for one reason, and one reason alone..because we think it's pretty fucking funny! Not to mention...we have also found out that many people tend to rather enjoy themselves while on this site. Not just people that "hate" ravers, but RAVERS themselves who enjoy the site. If people don't take a moment in life to laugh at themselves, then why even be alive? But, if you seem dead set on "duking it out" with us..then you are more than welcome to come to the offical I-mockery anti-rave discussion board and hash it out with us on there! And it won't be just a one-sided battle if you're worried about it, there's plenty of ravers on there to help you out in case you're scared. Just bring your pacifier and your best arguments. Go to:

http://www.I-Mockery.com/ezboard/mockery-board.htm 

-Anti-Rave

p.s. The music still completely sucks...

Name:........... Anonymous

How do you define a "Rave"? a memetic thought contagion that is characterized 
by an interest in the entire world culture that is based around the concept of a 
bohemian lifestyle that is often associated with electronic dance music that is 
mixed live at parties that are characterized by an artistic display of movement, 
fashion, light, and general cultural diffusion

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
Do you actually believe this crap?

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... trinity
E-Mail:.......... 420marijane420@bolt.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? a kick ass party with drugs...and lots of music

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Comments/Questions:
this web-site is going DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
Try and stop us! We don't die, we mulitply! Mwhaahahahah! 

luv, 

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... jenn
E-Mail:......... chawhee@raveworld.net 

How do you define a "Rave"? a place where u r accepted for who u r. 
a place where HELLA PHAT FUCKIN MUZIK is spun yo!

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Comments/Questions:
this is pathetic! i know ppl have their opinions but conme on not all 
fuckin ravers are fucked outta their minds! i've never once raved on shit!
and I had a phat time yo! u can expect to hear from more of us dumbass

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
GREAT LEAPING LIZARDS!

God, we're really scared now! We haven't heard the last from you! 
Oh no, what will we ever do? Where should we run?! Where should we hide!? 
The big scary ravers are after us now! They're going to beat us with glowsticks
and then suck on our heads because they'll be so high they'll mistake us for
pacifiers! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you feel so inclined to "duke it out" with us (or has your feeble raver mind 
and limited intellect, already used it's last brain cell to write this letter?), 
then bring it to the discussion board on http://www.I-Mockery.com under 
the heading of  "Anti-Rave", we'll be there...will you?

Sincerely yours,

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Anonymous

Comments/Questions:
I used to be a hard core, every week-end raver.. I have since changed my ways! 
The raves in Chicago used to truely be small and underground.. since there were 
not a million people trying to be the dj., there was a lot of good music back 
then..there was no jungle repeat shit music! and very little selfish repeat 
trance shit! It is too bad that things changed! That is okay, I am glad that I 
saw and was a part of the rave at one point in my life! It made me appreciate 
this site even more! It(your site) just needs to have less violence!! OH no, it 
is the raver coming out in me! hee hee! there is no reason to say that you want 
a single person or group to die! Also, the raver stories I read.. as for the guy 
who went to the party for a school paper.. I hope he is attending a grammar 
class at school! The guy how says he busts Raves to the Police.. daaaaaa, let 
them have their parties.. if you don't let them have a place to go they will run 
rampant in the streets and you hateful bastards will have to see them all of the 
time! fucking prick! Find more constructive ways to spend time then sending 
people to jail!!! I hope everyone involved in this site really doesn't consume 
themselves with the things in life that they hate! At any rate, it was a good 
laugh for many reasons...

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
Less violence? Bah, screw this neo-hippy bullshit! I say more violence 
is needed! As for sending them to the police, I have no problems doing that
at all. The sooner this "genre" of people are gone...the better! In fact, I 
just called in own two more raves this week! Hell, the money I from Crime Solvers
was enough to get me a new car! Now that's what I call...FUN!
Oh darn, if ravers are running rampant in the streets? Oh what will i ever do? 
Oh yeah..I remember..I'll just pull out my .22 and start picking them off. I mean...
to waste a raver is only a 15 dollar fine (just to cover the paperwork and 
doughnut charges) and honestly... I have the money to burn.. have fun! In
regards to any grammar questions you have, I doubt many of the ravers
visiting this site are concerned with such things. They think "grammar" is a
new drug on the street that can get you laid. And what are you whining about
grammar for anyway, you couldn't even enter in your name & email address, pal.

lovingly yours,

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... your fat ass mom!!!
E-Mail:.......... mrklean419@hotmail.com 

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Comments/Questions:
your a little punk bitch!!!! you need to Quit talking 
soooo much shit before you get KILLED!!! you aint NOTHING but 
a little fucking nerd who has nothing better to do! you call us a 
bunch of idiotic morons when your not even spelling your words correctly!! 
you a fucking retard if i have ever noticed one!!!

ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Awww, did we hurt your little feelings? oohh waah I'm really scared now...
People in baggy pants and funny hair are going to come to my house and kill me! 
Oh nooooooooo! Death by dance music! oh my god...I hope for a quick death! 
Well...if your wasted raver brain can ever get CLOSE to comprehending this letter 
(and if you aren't drooling all over yourself), then we at Anti-Rave say "Bring it on," 
cuz we all like a good fight. Especially when it's against weak minded individuals like 
yourself. Come to the anti-rave message board on I-Mockery.com, we'll see what you've got!

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... DANIEL
E-Mail:.......... (he left it blank. aka: wuss)

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Comments/Questions:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK U. YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT RAVE CULTURE. JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT TO A CRAPPY PARTY DOESNT MEAN SHIT U FUCKING NOODLE. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WHO DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT!! YOU FUCKING FAG. YOUR 
PROBABLY THE TYPE OF ASS WHO LISTENS TO SNOOP DOG, WHITE AS FUCK AND WHERES THAT 
FUBU SHIT. SO LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US.AND IF YOU BELIVE IN 
GOD....FUCK YOUR GOD HE AINT TRUE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT..
SINCERELY... A TRUE BORN RAVER

ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah... you got us with that one, kid. Hit the nail on the head. You tell 'em kid, you tell the world... (I actually feel sorry for some ravers out there now, cuz this idiot is on here trying to represent them)

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... MorGan
E-Mail:.......... pimpinonwax44@aol.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? well, now that itz all mainstream, 
i have to admit itz falling apart. I barely attend any pawtyz anymore, 
people are getting way to shady. Still, when i do go out, itz not to get high,
and i usually enjoy myself. Im there for the music.

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Comments/Questions:
lol, this site iz the shit.. Seriously. Despite the fact that i have been 
known to pawty, i love making fun of peolple at pawtyz.. This site does it all for me! I
think u should make a part dedicated to glow stix and drug enduced dancing. That alwayz seemz 
to be one of my favorite formz of entertainment at pawtyz, just because these people think they are so good. I think im gonna print out some sort of anti-rave flyer w/ your web info on it and give it to all the little kiddiez in my scene. I'll be in nyc soon too, so ill hook it up there too...Do i have your permission? >=)
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ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Definately! Hell, we'll go one step farther for you...we'll design the flyer for you! The Anti-Raver revolution must be realized! Any help like that is much appreciated! SPREAD THE WORD!

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... patchie
E-Mail:.......... patchiex@hotmail.com 

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Comments/Questions:
hey, I'm a 18 yr old chick from the philly area who has a lot of complaining to 
do about this "designer" drug scene. And so, if you deem my rant worthy of 
posting, I would greatly appreciate it. Or some general feedback would do 
nicely.

I have plenty of friends, -who were about 2 years ago very Hawdcoor or 
punkrawk, but decided it was too "mainstream" (??) for them and they jumped the 
Rave bandwagon. Now, I tell myself "hey, they do what they want." "Let them do 
their own thing." and so on. about 4 months after they started "E," I had the 
misfortune of being present during an unexpected "party." which is when everyone
takes a pill (or 2 or 3 or 4) and lays on the floor reciting quotes from The Carebears
and behaving much like those evil babythings.....(teletubies)

I tried my best to make it a learning experience. I was (always have and will 
be) sober,and i took everything they were saying in but i couldn't take it 
sincerely. Everything was influenced. Totally Fake. But days afterwards, when 
they were sober, they repeated it all back to me which i appreciated. In 
short,we became tighter-for a while. Another time, i was present for sum pill 
popin' with a drug called "clovers." Apparently, these pills had a bit too much 
"K" in them. So while i expected my friends to be bouncing around with plastic 
smiles and yellow pants, preaching sappy lectures, mummbling through neon 
pacifiers, they were curdled up-fetal position-on the floor, breathing shallow 
and not blinking. Why the fuck would you want to feel like that? I sat with 
them-trying to keep them talking, nodding,breathing.. until they could stand up 
on their own. No one but myself, was the least bit concerned for their 
well-being. Not even themselves. (if they dont care why should anyone else)
After another few months, their partys became more frequent. From once every1-2 
months, to every friday, weekend, every other day...and because I couldnt 
"relate" I eventually drifted off to the side. Out of their plans. 

I see them sometimes now.
They hybernate alone in their rooms, wearing the same clothes, lost their jobs, 
complaining about how bored they are or just not talking at all. They just wait 
for someone to call with more drugs, and nothing else exsists. There is the 
occasional Rave (Whistle) a quick run to the Mobil for cigarettes or drug 
deal-their life has become as repetitive and redundant as the music they listen 
to.....but they swear to god, those few hours of rolling last weekend were felt 
sooo good.

I dissapprove of drugs, but im not naive. For somepeople drugs are a part of 
growingup. A gateway into experiences that will make you wiser-eventually. But 
most people don't learn and they dont grow out of it. these are the people that 
live for getting fucked up, and will die by it. I'm not talking out of my ass.
I'm not an over sheltered DARE graduate. Though, I have never done drugs I 
have been exposed to all kinds and lived the experiences through other peoples 
mistakes.

It hurts to watch my friends shrivel away like I've seen neighbors and family 
members do before. So when Time Magazine did an article about these Raves and 
the drugs that are used, i thought maybe (maybe) some results of the effects of 
E would convince them to slow down a bit.

***A quick summary of the article, but first a lil' psycology 101. You're brain 
is made up of nuerons (duh) You have more then enough to sustain you through 
adulthood. the extra can be used as backup for when you get older and they die 
more easily. now, you're nuerons arenot dirrectly connected to eachother. In 
between each nueron is a gap. (synapse)When a nueron transferrs info to another 
nueron, its does so by exchanging chemicals between the synapse. After someone 
does E, their Axons (the very endings of a nueron) are damaged but repair 
themselves-Only they are shorter and shorter. In otherwords, the gap between 
nuerons becomes wider and wider. Yeah, this can be a good thing? ****

When this was explained to my good friends, they already had the article read 
over with a fine comb. In the explaination of the effects of E, the journalist 
used the word "may." As in: ...may cause braindamage.....MAY result in chronic 
depression MAY as in NOT a 100% definate proven-in-all-cases-studied guarentee.
Does this three letter word really hold for a good arguement? Does it do so well 
compared to other, more seemingly powerful words in the paragraph-suchas 
"braindamage?" The CAUTION label on the back of a can of RAID uses the word
"MAY" and is no safer. I'm offended that they would insult my intelligence-thinking 
that they could bullshit me into thinking that if personal injury is only a possiblity,
then it's ok. these were people i once concidered "intelligent." Somewhere in their
feeble, ever-decaying heads, I know they still are. They are doing something wrong
and they know it. They want to justify it-and if their conscience finds peace in 
"maybe's" they'll take it and indulge in it like a drug.

Maybe I think my preaching will put the life back into their sweaty colorless 
faces. Maybe I think if I yell loud enough, they'll give me a more sincere 
smile. Or maybe I AM just trying to be some sort of vigilante. So forgive me. I 
was trying to be compassionate.
And so it goes.

~patchie

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ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Of the hundreds upon hundreds of emails we've gotten over the first 10 days (we
recieved thousands of them)..I'd have to say yours was the most well written one 
we've received so far. How can sitting around in a house, laying in a fetal position, 
sucking on a pacifier be considered...Fun? This site is more anti-stupidity than 
anything else and I hate to say it...your friends are definately heading down that track!
It's kinda funny that punk rock/hardcore people that head towards this direction more than 
anyone else. Since raves are pretty "mainstream" as well... 

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Ravebabee
E-Mail:.......... ravebabee@iloveraving.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? a rave is a rave

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Comments/Questions:
this site is fukkin dumb... get a life..

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
we have one... and it's used to torment and make fun of YOU!

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Chris Rebich
E-Mail:.......... burtonmo151@hotmail.com 

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Comments/Questions:
I would just like to say this:
The motherfucker who wrote the "Raver Holocaust" is lucky 
that he lives on the East Coast. First it sounds like you 
don't have a single idea what the fuck you are talking about. 
What, *sarcastic voice* "Did you watch a special about raves 
on some backwood news special?" Get some facts before you start
spouting off about shit you obviously don't know anything about.
It just shows what kind of a friend that you are, turning in people 
who are nice enough to take you at face value and let you into their 
world without knowing what kind of a rat fuck that you are. I've always 
heard bad shit about east coasters but I'm glad that you live over there, 
cause if you did live on the west coast and fucked with my scene and my 
friends we would have some HUGE problems Bro! I think you need to look in 
the mirror and take a long look at what you see and I hope it makes you fucking 
sick because anyone who gets their pleasure from destroying things other people
enjoy make me sick!

Peace, Respect, Love & Unity...you should try it sometime!


ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Oh no, emaciated people, madly grinding teeth, and really big pants
are going to try to kick my ass! Save me from the big bad ravers! Oh woe is me!
Well...guess what sizzlechest? I've made it my mission to close down every single 
rave I hear about, and so far I've done a dandy job at it! I'm always sure to call 
the cops while the rave is going on, so the police can arrest more people that way! 
Nothing is more delightful than watching those colorful looking people being carted 
away in the old paddy wagon.

I've been tormenting the East Coast for a long time now...and I'm slowly heading over 
towards the West Coast as well...so next time you precious little party gets shut 
down...think of me, bub...

-MC Urine Sponge

p.s.: You said the "PLUR" words in the wrong order. It's not PRLU... get it right man!

Name:........... Rohan Singh
E-Mail:.......... rolo@idirect.ca 

How do you define a "Rave"? Hell

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Comments/Questions:
Out of curriosity and not malice i would
like to kick a raver off the CN Tower just to see
if his/her pants will act like a parachute.

ANTI RAVE REPLY:

(Gasp!) You mean there is an actual purpose for those huge pants!?!?
And all this time I thought they were high when they bought them...

Name:........... cruger
E-Mail:.......... aarontest@juno.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? i miss them... i miss going just to watch the dj's 
spin... i used to do lighting but not anymore...

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Comments/Questions:
yeah what you were saying about your cocktails and one being Brillorama... im 
sorry but i really must say this. i had to quit going to raves because i have a 
disease called endodermatitis which basically feels like you've described how to 
cleanse yourself from drugs. i personally cant do drugs because of the fact that 
if i sweat my skin will just fall apart. i miss live shows. i miss being the one 
to stand behind the lightboard and control the lights. i just want you to know 
that there are people out there like me who do feel like they're going through 
the Brillorama 24-7 i hope you realize that my disease is in fact irreversable. 
and it is inevitable that i will die soon, yeah the scene is going mainstream 
and i miss the way underground digital hardcore shit from Atari Teenage Riot the 
last time i saw them was in 97. i dunno blah blah blah.anyhow so you made fun of 
the ravers but inside i hurt because you're the only peson who has been able to 
put into words what i go through every day of my life. NOW THATS SCARY!

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
You see that? And people call this site "a joke"... if only people would take
us a little bit more seriously we could maybe get through to them. Oh well,
thanks for sharing your tale with us and if your skin ever does fall off, be sure
to send in a picture of it and we'll post it on the site for all to see as a warning!

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Ameth
E-Mail:.......... Ameth666@hotmail.com 

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Comments/Questions:
yes i am an ex-raver/partykid
i have much inside info; my friend and I were planning on making an anti-rave 
site as well! Well..maybe we can create an Official Anti-Rave Webring?....
here's a little poem that sums up the definition of a raver:

I'm a little raver
short and cute
here are my glowsticks
pretty bright blue
when i get all happy
see me high
tip me over
and watch me die! :)

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
An Anti-Rave Webring? SOUNDS GOOD TO US! We'll put it on our "to do" list!
If you and your friend would ever like to contribute to this site, we're open
to anyone producing content for the official anti-rave site! Go for it! And
great poem by the way... here's a little poem of ours...

Little raver boy had a glow stick.
The glowstick had a bell.
The glowstick went to heaven.
And little raver boy went to hell.

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Andrew Calsmer
E-Mail:.......... emerica@hushmail.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? something you have no idea about...really you dont....

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Comments/Questions:
Seriously...
the best way for something you dont like to go away is to not attend it and 
convice others around you to do the same this mockery bullshit is so stupid...
So how it gotta be the whole east coast thing, i think. I have been to at 
least 100 raves over the last two and half years and most of the time I am
completely sober...

the drugs yes are excessive but who cares its thier bodies and thier lives if 
they choose to partake in a little chemical inhancment then so be it...it does 
not hurt you...

The whole shutting down parties bs...first off 78 undergrounds? because most 
flyered parties are permitted and fully legit soOOOooo 78 undergrounds doode how 
did you ever here about 78 non-permitted underground rave...
I have not even heard about that many in my whole "rave" experience...

your site is misled
your beliefs are near facist
your entire belief structure and rationale behind your deads are way out of left 
field

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
"the best way for something you don't like to go away is to not attend it and
convince other around you to do the same"... umm, we are convincing others
not to attend raves you friggin' dolt.

A suggestion about "a sense of humor". GET ONE.

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... anne
E-Mail:.......... grlav8or

How do you define a "Rave"? a dirty drugged out orgie for minors

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Comments/Questions:
i got into raving for awhile and
then i woke the fuck up.
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ANTI RAVE REPLY:
So you're saying there is hope for ravers eh? Well that's at least good to know.
Some of you have a chance! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Laura
E-Mail:.......... Really_Dorky@excite.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? rave=stupid.

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Comments/Questions:
i love the site! it's scrumdillyumptious! (i just needed an excuse to use that 
word) but really, it's very very funny. laughing is fun. having fun is fun. 
mocking other people's stupidity is just the best.
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ANTI RAVE REPLY:
It is a good word isn't it? hahaha! I think you'll fit JUST FINE here on I-Mockery!
Come join us on the message forums, anyone that can appreciate how important
humor is and mockery of others is just the kind of person that would enjoy the rest of I-Mockery.com

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... oihjn;kmpo,0[ij9u
E-Mail:.......... jpoin]pok,\=-k[ouhp8y0p[opk,m]pok,=0ok=09jk]ppl.\=p-oki0j[oik,[

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ANTI RAVE REPLY:

I see one of our raver cocktails was a complete success! 

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Jeffrey Brick
E-Mail:.......... jbrick@ravevisuals.com 

How do you define a "Rave"? If there is a DJ a Live Act and at least one person dancing

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Comments/Questions:
I want those Extend-o-Arms 

PLUR!
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ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Please send in $150.00 (USD) to I-Mockery.com and we will ship a pair out to you immediately.
(we're not kidding either!) 

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... DJ SLIGHT
E-Mail:.......... DJSLIGHT@PURPLEHAZE.NET 

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Comments/Questions:
Hi, just a brief anticdote...
Im not a raver, Im a junglist, and a BIG hip hop head, and unfortunately, Ive been
forced to endure the Idio-syncratic rave scene to listen to much of my music. 

A BREIF STORY:
I made the mistake of attending an outdoor event called "LOVE" (after all of the whores giving free love for X) but anywayz, I had the misfortune of sitting next to a bunch of kids doing drugs, and got scooped up by the cops as being "friends" of theirs when I didnt even know them!!!
I got taken to jail and released 3 hrs later, and went back to the event to find my friends and take them home!! It was such a big event that once I got there it was nearly impossible to find them. INSTEAD I found a  girl laying face down in the mud CONVULSING while her STUPID FRIENDS massaged her, OH YEAH DUDE, SHES BLOWING UP SO HARD SHES DYING!! DEATH, the ultimate high!! So i pushed her friends off her, and turned the girl over, who was now BLUE from
puking and drowning in MUD. So, since I was a lifeguard, and know CPR, I scooped the puke and mud out of her mouth, and she started breathing, thank GOD i didnt  have to give mouth to mouth, so I held her down, and her head back while my friends  went to get the paramedics!!! and you know who was the first person to arrive to help  me with her? the cop who arressted me!!! Is that irony for you or what?? if i hadnt gotten right out and went right back to the party, I bet that girl wouldnt be alive today!!! I HATE RAVERS. Thank you

ANTI RAVE REPLY:

Oh you didn't hear about "MUD" being the latest craze? Ravers eat mud because there's
a rumor going around that you can get high off of it if you eat enough of it. You shouldn't
have even saved her... she's probably dead by now anyway. People like that just don't learn.
Thanks for sharing your tale about some raver idiots with us though, it was quite enjoyable.

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Malena
E-Mail:.......... NinasEvilTwin@aol.com 

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Comments/Questions:
I'm sure your site will offend alotta the party kids of the world, but I laffed 
from the 1st page to the last, so PHUCK em if they can't take a joke, right?

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
That's the spirit! If only more people were able to laugh at themselves as well as others.
That's what this anti-rave site is all about, as is everything else on I-Mockery.com

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... Cyn
E-Mail:.......... Cyn@berlinoffice.com 

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Comments/Questions:
Just in response to your "liquid XTC" product, apprently some one at a "club 
tunnel" overdosed on liquid E with is basicly ecstasy in liquid format, so you 
can down it just like alchohol. clever, eh? What'll these ravers come up with 
next?
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ANTI RAVE REPLY:
Who know, maybe a product called "Liquid Death" will come out next! I can see the
advertisements already... "For those who don't want to bother with all the hallucinations and convulsions, NEW LIQUID DEATH delivers a quick death as soon as you chug it down!"

-Anti-Rave

Name:........... phukup.com
E-Mail:......... phukup@phukup.com 

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Comments/Questions:
The only thing I disagree with is that whoever wrote those articles didn't seem 
to have much experience with raving. I raved for three years, but haven't been 
in about a year. I have lots of experience, but you're right. After you have 
your fun, and look back on the whole thing, you realize that yeah it was fun, 
but it was pretty bad too. LOTS of lame parties, waste of money, fucked up 
nights, too much drugs, fake people, rip offs, tragedies, over priced water, and 
scuzzy people. Ravers are just like any other type of person, full of shit. PLUR 
is bullshit. As with anyone else, only 5% of people actually practice what they 
preach, and the others are just full of shit, saying it cuz its supposed to be 
cool. I'll go to a party every now and then. Maybe once or twice a year, because 
it can be fun. But raving as a lifestyle is played out. I don't think anyone 
should take it too seriously. Anyway, neat site. But a form so people can submit 
they're own rave horror stories. It would be cool to read people's nightmares. 
Anyway, be good. Later.

and a second message from the same person:
For real though, I totally agree. If one more 15 year old runs up to me and hugs 
me and tell me she loves me I'm gonna scream. No damnit! I got bills to pay! 
This isn't real! You're all fucked up! I don't even know you! And you're 
sweating all over me! No! Someone did not spill water there! Thats puke bro! And 
stay the fuck away from the GHB you dumbass! And for the last time, E is not a 
sex drug! Aaaarrrggghhhh

ANTI RAVE REPLY:
Actually, that's what the "contact page" is for. Anyone can submit horror stories or hate mail or whatever they want through that page. The "survey" page is just for fun, but more people seem to use that to contact us than anything actually heheh. And yes, if you ask us, ravers are nothing more than typical little scenesters, willing to do anything to fit in, no matter how stupid it may be.

-Anti-Rave

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