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Idiot
Ravers
The
following pages contain photos of those idiotic creatures
known as "Ravers" in action. Well, not always
"in action"; Sometimes they're pretty much "out
of commission" if you catch my drift. Anyway, I'm sure
you'll find these photos most interesting. If you have a photo
you would like to send
in, please send it in to antirave@i-mockery.com
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As
if these two idiot raver girls trying to suck the
glowstick juice from each others mouths wasn't bad
enough. Let's play a game that I like to call:
"See if you can find the pathetically horny loser
raver guy in the picture". |
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| Ok,
this is just plain scary. I don't want to know what
the hell is wrong with this raver. I don't care what
happened to him. I don't care what's wrong with him.
He can do whatever the hell he likes. JUST STAY AWAY
FROM ME!!! |
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once and a while I see a picture that makes me wish I
had a gun. This is one of those pictures. What the
HELL does this girl think she is!? Tony the friggin'
Tiger? Listen up ma'am, Put on a normal outfit before
I beat you to death with a box of Frosted Flakes. Then
we'll see how "grrrrreat" your outfit looks
on you when it has blood stains all over it! |
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don't even think this guy knows where he is. But at
least he's prepared for the worst. He's got his
reflective gear on for when he wanders into the
streets during his stupor. Too bad for him there's
people like me who LOOK for people in reflective gear
stumbling around on the streets. They make easy
targets for my car. Problem is, raver guts are a pain
to remove from the grill on the front of my car. |
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is one of the worst new subcultures that some ravers
are turning to. It's more like just a sick fetish if
you ask me. These ravers smear all the Vicks Vaporub
they can on their armpits and then they go walking
around and let fellow ravers smell their armpits to
get high. Next thing you know they'll be smearing
Vaporub on their buttocks and telling their fellow ravers, "Hey! Smell my arse! It'll get you
high!" |
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"Hi,
I've got the mental capacity of a gnat. Please beat me
to death."
Well, he did ask for the beating. What do ya say?
Let's not disappoint him.
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This
raver tried to strike up a conversation with the only
friend he could find: A Teletubbie. As you can see,
the poor Teletubbie passed out from the pure banality
of this raver. |
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Stupid
girl, SNAP OUT OF IT! IT'S A POLE FOR CRISSAKES!
(sigh)... Yeah, this idiot raver girl decided to dance
with this pole here. She's so high she can't tell the
difference between a metal pole and a raver guy. Then
again, I would rather dance with a pole than a raver
guy. Hmm, maybe this girl isn't that dumb after all. |
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Ah, now
this is a classic. One of my favorite pranks is to use
the good ol' "mind melt" trick on ravers. As
you can see in this pic, the guy with the glowing
eyes is torturing the raver on the right. Soon after
this photo was taken, the raver's head exploded. |
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During
one of his many drug-induced stupors, this poor lad
had quite a bad hallucination when he thought that his
thumb was a hamburger. Needless to say, the outcome
was quite bloody. (and pretty friggin' funny as well).
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Where
the hell are his feet!?! God, just when I thought ravers couldn't look any stupider, I'm surprised yet
again. Maybe this is just proof that ravers aren't
completely "evolved" humans yet. Some
haven't even grown feet!
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FINALLY!
Confirmation that ravers are indeed just HIPPIES.
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If
you think Raves are fun, just wait til you experience
the "after party"!
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I'm
sorry, but if I EVER saw a raver with these
"Glowstick Nun-Chucks",
I wouldn't be able to help myself from beating him/her
into oblivion.
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