Confess Your Sins To Father BastardConfess Your Sins To Father Bastard

"If you wish to be saved, you must confess your sins my child.
I, Father Bastard, will lend you my ears. And then...
I will judge you. I will mock you. I will condemn you.
And I just might crush your skull with a fucking baseball bat
depending on how bad the sins you've committed are."

 

Enter in the sin you have committed and then click the "I Confess!" button and you shall be saved.


 

 

 

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