Welcome fellow Mockers to the Church of Mockery!
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Any
dumb schlub off da' streets can tell you that
"organized" religion has about the same amount
of meaning to it that a "Miss Cleo Tarot Card
reading" does. They'll tell ya whatever you want to
hear... just keep on paying those weekly tithes, hide
yourself from the realities of the world, place your faith
in something that doesn't exist (and even if it did,
couldn't give a damn about you or your little problems),
and read the same book over and over for the rest of your
life. Boy, now that sure sounds like a big, happy bucket
of fun... doesn't it?
Well, The Church Of Mockery is here to offer an
alternative to all that bullshit.
As you may have noticed when you first arrived here, there
is no one single face for our "god". That's
because it's up to you to worship whoever/whatever the
hell you want. You can also worship nothing at all. Hell,
you can even worship yourself! If you have religious
beliefs (or a lack thereof), that's great. If your beliefs
give you the strength to get out of bed and work a
horrible 9-5 job every single day of your life, good for
you! There's nothing wrong with having your own beliefs,
just don't force them onto other people. It's up to the
individual to believe in whatever he/she wants, and that
person doesn't need anybody else to try and
"persuade" them to believe in something else. We
here at the Church of Mockery really don't give a damn
what you believe in. And that's the point. It's about
ignoring what all the assholes out there say you
NEED to do and what you NEED to believe in. Believe whatever
you want and leave those elitist, condescending,
judgmental primates to waste away in their own brainwashed
pseudo-realities.
After
all, would heaven really be "heaven" if you had
to spend eternity with cretins like that? Didn't think
so...
p.s.:
Please excuse Jesus' flatulence, just give him a Beano
from time to time to keep him from stinkin' up da' place!
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