THE
WINNING ENTRIES HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THEM!
THIS
CONTEST HAS ENDED.
Contest
Info:
The
Ten Commandments were written on slabs of rock, it's
obvious that they need to be updated a bit. So aside from
putting them into a digital format, we are holding a
contest to see who can REWRITE the Ten Commandments
completely! We
will be judging entries based on CREATIVITY, so if
you just copy-paste the original Ten Commandments and
switch around a few letters, don't expect to win a damned
thing. Rewrite the Ten Commandments as if you were GOD
and wanted to tell people how their lives should be lived!
(surely you can do better than the current Ten
Commandments, right? I thought so...)
THE
PRIZES:
You've
always wanted to have a Nun of your very own right? Well,
how about a WARRIOR NUN that will fight for your
very life! We're pleased to announce that three lucky
people will be taking home Warrior Nun Action Figures!
Oh but these aren't just any Warrior Nun action figures,
these are a limited Variant... ONLY 2000 WERE MADE!
The rare SILVER Warrior Nun Action Figure new in
the box just for you!

Awww,
ain't she cute? She's so "cute" she'll cut your
head off, pal!
In addition to the Warrior Nun
figures, the first and second place winners will get some
of our infamous Cynical
Bumper Stickers!
Here's
the details on the actual prizes:
1st
Place:
-
1
Warrior Nun Limited Edition Figure
-
4
Bumper Stickers of your choice
-
Spotlight
on I-Mockery.com showing your entry
2nd
Place:
-
1
Warrior Nun Limited Edition Figure
-
2
Bumper Stickers of your choice
-
Spotlight
on I-Mockery.com showing your entry
3rd
Place:
4th
Place:
And
now for the Contest Rules and Details:
-This
contest ended on October 15th, 2001, and all entries must
be received by the end of that day. Winners will be
announced shortly after.
-Entries
will be judged based on their CREATIVITY and HUMOR
by I-Mockery.com's staff members.
-You
may enter more than once, but no entries with duplicate
commandments used from other entries that you submitted
will be considered. In other words, make sure your
commandments are unique each time you submit them!
-ALL
entries will be displayed here on the Church Of Mockery
site once the contest has been concluded. (CLICK
HERE TO VIEW THE WINNERS!)
-Winners
will be notified via email as soon as the contest has been
concluded. So you MUST provide a valid email
address if you want a chance at winning a prize. You
will be added to our mailing list so that we can let
you know when the contest results have been posted.
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