Rewrite the Ten Commandments Contest!

THE WINNING ENTRIES HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THEM!

THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.

Contest Info:

The Ten Commandments were written on slabs of rock, it's obvious that they need to be updated a bit. So aside from putting them into a digital format, we are holding a contest to see who can REWRITE the Ten Commandments completely!

We will be judging entries based on CREATIVITY, so if you just copy-paste the original Ten Commandments and switch around a few letters, don't expect to win a damned thing. Rewrite the Ten Commandments as if you were GOD and wanted to tell people how their lives should be lived! (surely you can do better than the current Ten Commandments, right? I thought so...)

 


THE PRIZES:

You've always wanted to have a Nun of your very own right? Well, how about a WARRIOR NUN that will fight for your very life! We're pleased to announce that three lucky people will be taking home Warrior Nun Action Figures! Oh but these aren't just any Warrior Nun action figures, these are a limited Variant... ONLY 2000 WERE MADE! The rare SILVER Warrior Nun Action Figure new in the box just for you!

Warrior Nun Areala: Silver Variant Figure! Only 2000 made!
Awww, ain't she cute? She's so "cute" she'll cut your head off, pal!

In addition to the Warrior Nun figures, the first and second place winners will get some of our infamous Cynical Bumper Stickers!

Here's the details on the actual prizes:

1st Place:

  • 1 Warrior Nun Limited Edition Figure

  • 4 Bumper Stickers of your choice

  • Spotlight on I-Mockery.com showing your entry

2nd Place:

  • 1 Warrior Nun Limited Edition Figure

  • 2 Bumper Stickers of your choice

  • Spotlight on I-Mockery.com showing your entry

3rd Place:

  • 1 Warrior Nun Limited Edition Figure

  • Spotlight on I-Mockery.com showing your entry

4th Place:

  • Jack Shit. You should've tried a little harder!


And now for the Contest Rules and Details:

-This contest ended on October 15th, 2001, and all entries must be received by the end of that day. Winners will be announced shortly after.

-Entries will be judged based on their CREATIVITY and HUMOR by I-Mockery.com's staff members.

-You may enter more than once, but no entries with duplicate commandments used from other entries that you submitted will be considered. In other words, make sure your commandments are unique each time you submit them!

-ALL entries will be displayed here on the Church Of Mockery site once the contest has been concluded. (CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE WINNERS!)

-Winners will be notified via email as soon as the contest has been concluded. So you MUST provide a valid email address if you want a chance at winning a prize. You will be added to our mailing list so that we can let you know when the contest results have been posted.


 

Good luck to all of you, and who knows... there just might be a kickass Warrior Nun by your side to help enforce the new Ten Commandments that you created!

Warrior Nun!
"Get to work or I'll send you to hell!"

 


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