NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[testtube]

concept of internets so low

[Tadao]

Why don't you go ahead and make another farewell thread so that we can delete you this time.

[JJ_Maniac]

Why don't you go ahead and make another farewell thread so that we can delete you this time.
Owch.

[BillyBear]

Name-BillyBear
Age-23
job-i'm rich, b****
where are you at?-wherever i'm at
how did you find out about this site?-Billy Idol....yes, really
what's your favorite thing about the site?-idk...
why did you start posting-i don't even know
Level of Educ.-very high...no, idk
hobbies-whatever the hell i feel like doing
fav. music/band-Billy and GnR
fav. book-nope, not really
fav. movie-whatever's on
Fav. Video Game-not really
fav. food-idk...a lot
In high school you were voted most likely to...- idk...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- yep, i do whatever the hell i feel like doing and i don't BS...a lot

[elx]

name- elxo
age- xoxo
job- oxox
where are you at?- all by myself
how did you find out about this site?- max burbank
what's your favorite thing about the site?- max burbank
why did you start posting- yesterday
Level of Educ.- level three
hobbies- candlelit baths on the moonlight with fashion erotica
fav. music/band- i hate music
fav. book- i hate books
fav. movie- i hate movies
Fav. Video Game- link to the past
fav. food- i hate food
In high school you were voted most likely to...- i'm homeschooled :(
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-
yes

[Tadao]

Name-BillyBear
Age-23
job-i'm rich, b****
where are you at?-wherever i'm at
how did you find out about this site?-Billy Idol....yes, really
what's your favorite thing about the site?-idk...
why did you start posting-i don't even know
Level of Educ.-very high...no, idk
hobbies-whatever the hell i feel like doing
fav. music/band-Billy and GnR
fav. book-nope, not really
fav. movie-whatever's on
Fav. Video Game-not really
fav. food-idk...a lot
In high school you were voted most likely to...- idk...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- yep, i do whatever the hell i feel like doing and i don't BS...a lot

W*w, y*u d*n't *ike t** ty*e o*t cu** w*rds

You're a real bad ass aren't you!

[Tadao]

I'm mean you're a real fucking rebel aren't you!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IS Uh..nunya in the country of carbombya?

[BillyBear]

W*w, y*u d*n't *ike t** ty*e o*t cu** w*rds

You're a real bad ass aren't you!

with a rebel yell

[BillyBear]

IS Uh..nunya in the country of carbombya?
uh...nunya is in the country of wherever the hell it is...idk:\

[Mockery]

W*w, y*u d*n't *ike t** ty*e o*t cu** w*rds

You're a real bad ass aren't you!
A lot of forums don't allow profanity actually and I've noticed many users doing this in the past. Not that Billy Idol would care though ;)

Welcome to the forums BillyBear!

[Tadao]

:M*ttJ*ck

[executioneer]

Welcome to the forums BillyBear!

OMG BANNED

[Zhukov]

Food and books are both delicious : /

[Poison Doom]

name- Severed Goat Penis
age- Legal
job- Lazy bums don't have jobs
where are you at?- my electronic ankle bracelet keeps track of that
how did you find out about this site?- marijuana
what's your favorite thing about the site?- me
why did you start posting- marijuana
Level of Educ.- i don't know anything about any ducks.
hobbies- marijuana
fav. music/band- i thought reggae was cool til i quit toking for a month, sobriety's a bitch
fav. book- my electric toothbrush users manual
fav. movie- wizards
Fav. Video Game- jewel master
fav. food- chinese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- live in a house with a dirt floor
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm gassy

[Colonel Flagg]

Your favorite food should be pretty much anything. :munchies

[Poison Doom]

There's something special to be said for a chinese buffet when you're so blazed that you can't even find the door.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, its called get a job.

[Poison Doom]

Some of us don't have to work as hard as others all the time, so we don't.

[Dimnos]

name- Severed Goat Penis
age- Legal
job- Lazy bums don't have jobs
where are you at?- my electronic ankle bracelet keeps track of that
how did you find out about this site?- marijuana
what's your favorite thing about the site?- me
why did you start posting- marijuana
Level of Educ.- i don't know anything about any ducks.
hobbies- marijuana
fav. music/band- i thought reggae was cool til i quit toking for a month, sobriety's a bitch
fav. book- my electric toothbrush users manual
fav. movie- wizards
Fav. Video Game- jewel master
fav. food- chinese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- live in a house with a dirt floor
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm gassy

Why even post anything in this thread at all? You have gansers dont you? :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some of us don't have parents we need to leech off either I guess. Get a job hippie.

[Poison Doom]

Give peas a chance.

[Dimnos]

Give peas a chance.

Got anymore bumper stickers you want to quote? :rolleyes

[Poison Doom]

If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass

[Kitsa]

Am I the only one who finds this thread kind of depressing?

[Colonel Flagg]

Didn't used to be. :(

Where's Pub when you need him? :(

[Dimnos]

I was thinking about making some fag jokes in his honor but it just wouldnt be the same. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna fag him right in the ass.

[Terra]

I miss Pub. I miss the good ol' days with him.

[Dimnos]

Na. It would have to be something like...

If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass

On it? I want to be in it! :orgasm




But see... its just not the same. :tear

[Poison Doom]

Permit parking only mister.

[Womti]

HEY PD ARE YOU A WOMENS
JUST CHECKIN'

[Poison Doom]

Sure, why not.

[Womti]

GRT

[Dimnos]

PD do you have a back bone?

[Poison Doom]

I've got a bone for you

[Sam]

I'VE GOT A FRONT BONE FOR YOU ;)

[Poison Doom]

Oh, I hadn't noticed.

[Tadao]

gtfo newb

[Poison Doom]

You're trying far too hard, how are we to make this believable if you don't play along?

[Sam]

YEAH TADAO YOU ARE RUINING MY PLAY

[Poison Doom]

Let's start over.
Hi, I'm Severed Goat Penis.
Nice to meet you.
You should be my friend and talk to me on AIM.

[Misdemonar]

UH OH ITS JO- JO- JOHNATHAN CLEMENT!

[Poison Doom]

Settle down there, Mr. Chicken. Thems fighting words.

[Poison Doom]

I asked you a question in PM, MisDemonar. IF that's your real name.

[Zhukov]

This is all pretty rubbish.

[Fathom Zero]

love touch too much my dear

[elx]

i dont like this guy :(

not sharing with it

[narcolepticsloth]

Name-Richard
Age-19
job-Professional Arse, Wannabe Writer
where are you at?-Right Behind you
how did you find out about this site?-Divine Intervention
what's your favorite thing about the site?-The free coffee
why did you start posting-Today
Level of Educ.-School of hard knocks
hobbies-Defying physics, writing, ranting, reading, Filming stuff
fav. music/band-That one band that hasnt sold out yet
fav. book- Everybody Poops
fav. movie- Eraserhead
Fav. Video Game-Tic Tac Toe jr. 3d eXtreme Edition
fav. food-FOOD
In high school you were voted most likely to...-succeed... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I dont know, you tell me, is there?

In seriousness, i was voted most likely to succeed. Im as shocked as anyone.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i dont like this guy :(

not sharing with it

He'll be gone in a month.

[Dimnos]

He'll be gone in a month.

A whole month? Someone is being generous.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well, maybe not a month. Let's go with two weeks. Taking bets.

[Poison Doom]

You haven't been paying attention.

[Supafly345]

Back in the day we used to say "gone in a week" like it was a motherfucking catchphrase.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lost those bets pretty quick.

[Zhukov]

Back when you had to pay for custom user titles.

Now I notice you can just change it at will.

[MrSmiley381]

Name- Anthony, aliases include Tony, Mr. Smiley, and Orange Crush
Age- 19
job- Under the table landscaper, student
where are you at?- Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- I found it YEARS ago and have loved it ever since.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Halloween specials!
why did you start posting- Probably so I can get in on the I-Mockery Secret Santa events.
Level of Educ.- One year of college
hobbies- Tabletop games, video games, tobacco products
fav. music/band- Rush
fav. book- The Once and Future King
fav. movie- Godzilla Vs. Destroyah
Fav. Video Game- Gunstar Heroes
fav. food- Pizza!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Know something obscure about video games
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm a video game design and development major at RIT. 90% of the program has severe autism.

[Tadao]

OMG, someone who can fill out a form properly!

[Dimnos]

Yeah I was shocked too. I might just have to lay off this guy for it. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

Naaah!

[Shyandquietguy]

job- Under the table landscaper, student
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm a video game design and development major at RIT. 90% of the program has severe autism.

Ride or push? I prefer ride, I don't know why. I just like feeling weird after I'm done mowing. Also a fun challenge with the edger.

[MrSmiley381]

Ride or push? I prefer ride, I don't know why. I just like feeling weird after I'm done mowing. Also a fun challenge with the edger.

I use a zero turn radius riding mower. Keep in mind I mow seven acres of the same yard once or twice a week. In fact, the entire job is ONE house that I serve 35 hours a week along with two others.

[Shyandquietguy]

Fucking lucky. I'd actually prefer to be doing yard work for a living right now. :( I'm a tad irate with the auto industry right now. I gotta turn this thing around.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I use a zero turn radius riding mower. Keep in mind I mow seven acres of the same yard once or twice a week. In fact, the entire job is ONE house that I serve 35 hours a week along with two others.

Are you using their internet too?

[Womti]

Name- I'm not allowed to dithclothe that informationth here thorry :\
Age- 21
job- crap enthusiast
where are you at?- Greater North Shore, MA
how did you find out about this site?- a bumper sticker
what's your favorite thing about the site?- the Ivan Drago video game (although it's a bit glitchy)
why did you start posting- I thought this site was really cool :(
Level of Educ.- 11th Grade
hobbies- Masturbating :rolleyes
fav. music/band- Fall out boy, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry
fav. book- 'The fun Never stops!', anything else by Drew Friedman
fav. movie(s)- Minority Report, The Usual Suspects
Fav. Video Game- Mike Tyson's PUNCH-OUT
fav. food- FRIED CHICKEN >:
In high school you were voted....- "Most Carefree"

[Aimless]

Name- Melissa
Age- 29
job- none, I am broken.
where are you at?- Oregon
how did you find out about this site?- I stumbled on it years ago while searching for my favorite thing ever on google... slurpees.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- see above.
why did you start posting- I am bored of the people I know.
Level of Educ.- Some nursing, hospice.. etc.
hobbies- singing, painting, reading, drawing, people watching, movies, music, standard stuff.
fav. music/band- beatles, flaming lips, morrissey.. mostly.
fav. book- catcher in the rye and melmoth the wanderer
fav. movie- The Raven (Vinnie, Boris, Peter and Jack)
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy 8... yeah, I know.
fav. food- I hate food.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be forgotten, having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like birds.

[Zhukov]

Welcome Melissa. Hopefully it will be a reasonable amount of time before you are bored of the people here.

[Aimless]

Thank you for the welcome.

I was just being snotty, I think they are just bored of me.

[The Leader]

WE WILL NEVER BE BORED OF YOU AIMLESS

[Zhukov]

Thank you for the welcome.

I was just being snotty, I think they are just bored of me.
And I was being serious because I hope you don't get bored :(

[Aimless]

How could I possibly bore of you? You like the same things that I like, it's a good start.

.... although, I am a bit frightened after reading the board a bit last night, I fear more than a few of you would eat me alive if given the chance.

[Zhukov]

You mean me, personaly, or the board in general likes the things you like? We don't get slurpees in my villiage.

[Aimless]

I don't know what you like yet. Tell me what you like, kk?


slurpees infuriate me, we have a love/hate relationship.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know what you like yet. Tell me what you like, kk?


slurpees infuriate me, we have a love/hate relationship.

I can't tell if your ava is Andy Warhol or me with glasses and a comb over.

[Aimless]

I can't tell if your ava is Andy Warhol or me with glasses and a comb over.

It is Warhol. I would like photo evidence of this Warhol likeness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

eh, I have short hair now and no glasses.

[Aimless]

eh, I have short hair now and no glasses.

ok, show me a picture and I can squint.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/fishflash.jpg

[Aimless]

oh my. that is a good likeness. I love andy, I just might have to love you.

[executioneer]

hey aimless do you have AIM :lol

[Tadao]

:lol

[elx]

hey aimless i don't like you i think you're stupid and you should go away

[Aimless]

hey aimless i don't like you i think you're stupid and you should go away

aww, you're sweet.

[elx]

thankyou :)

[Zhukov]

Can it, lobster legs.

[elx]

did you just call me lobster legs? firstly, all lobster variations should be directed towards dimnos and only done so by myself. secondly, gee, zhukov i thought you were my best buddy, you going to drop that the moment accessible tits step in and hit on like five of you simultaneously?

thirdly, you guys have completely spared her the regular routine just for the reasons aforementioned. you know what that means? a weak camper might slip through the cracks and the board might be stuck with a paste eater, so of course, being the lovely contributing member i am i stepped in and told her to buzz off. because i care.

[Zhukov]

:o


Firstly, I'm sorry I borrowed your lobster attack, I wont do it again. Secondly I didn't know you were my buddy. Thirdly I was planning a psuedo infatuation which you just RUINED, but oh well I forgive you, and fourthly it's the internet and tits are never accessible, especially when you live on the other side of the planet.

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] and fourthly it's the internet and tits are never accessible, especially when you live on the other side of the planet.

I'm sure there are tits in Australia ....

[Zhukov]

:rolleyes

[stevetothepast]

andy warhol is a dickwad.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I missed something, why is Dimnos lobster legs?

[Dimnos]

Its her pet name for me. We are tight like that. :orgasm

[Misdemonar]

ITS OKAY MISDEMONAR'S HERE

[Tadao]

FIX IT PLEASE

[Dixie]

You high nigga?

[Ex Leper]

Name- Devin
Age- 21
job- Grocery Kart Pusher
where are you at?- Under Your Bed
how did you find out about this site?- Long time fan
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The View
why did you start posting- To share my opinions and ridicule others who disagree
Level of Educ.- High School Graduate
hobbies- Movies, Internet, TV, Music, Just started collecting toys
fav. music/band- the sound of screaming babies
fav. book- I'm Illiterate
fav. movie- Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario All-stars (SNES)
fav. food- CheezeWhiz
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I was never voted on :(
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I have all 10 fingers and toes

[elx]

you gots to change your name, man.

[Ex Leper]

you gots to change your name, man.

No, You Do!

[The Leader]

elx, why did you copy his name?

[executioneer]

i only ridicule people who AGREE with my opinions :contrary

[Zhukov]

Yeah, real funny to put "illiterate", but you're the one missing out on the amazing world of books.

[CinnamonGrrl Erin]

I may have already done this, having signed up here ages ago. But I kept forgeting my password, so I signed up again with the same user name that I use on other boards. Anyhoo...

Name-Erin

Age-27

job-Part-time member of the Freelance Shame Squad

where are you at?-Maine

how did you find out about this site?-I don't remember, I've been coming to this site for years

what's your favorite thing about the site?-Everything!!

why did you start posting-It looked like fun

Level of Educ.-Some college

hobbies-Watching and reviewing movies; reading; cooking

fav. music/band-I'm really into the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band right now

fav. book-Too many to pick from, but "The Historian" by Elizabeth Kostova is one I read recently that I loved (it's about Dracula!!)

fav. movie-I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith's movies, especially "Clerks" and "Dogma"

Fav. Video Game-I have yet to get tired of "Katamari Damacy"

fav. food-Japanese, Thai

In high school you were voted most likely to...-Not be voted for anything

Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I have the Asperger's Syndrome

[Dimnos]

Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I have the Asperger's Syndrome

Unfortunetly things dont look good for you... :(

[CinnamonGrrl Erin]

Unfortunetly things dont look good for you... :(

:confused:

[Dimnos]

We have a bad history with Aspergers.

[CinnamonGrrl Erin]

We have a bad history with Aspergers.


Well it's not my fault that I'm brain-damaged.

[Dimnos]

Not trying to blame you or anything. Not that you would, just some advice, dont use it as an excuse for anything ever.

[executioneer]

dude aspie girls we've never had a problem with yet, its the males that are trouble with a capital jerkwad

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How do you know she's a girl?

[stevetothepast]

CinnamonGrrl Erin

The Grrl part and I don't really know a lot of men that spell Erin, usually Aaron.

plus cinnamon is the gayest spice EVER.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3440

You see my suspicion on the matter Steve.

[CinnamonGrrl Erin]

Not trying to blame you or anything. Not that you would, just some advice, dont use it as an excuse for anything ever.

I use it more as an explanation than an excuse. And that's mostly in the real world anyway.

How do you know she's a girl?

I'm 100% female!!

plus cinnamon is the gayest spice EVER.

I took my name from the Neil Young song, not the spice, fyi. :|

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pics for proof please. Make sure to put your hands in the air. I thought the name was like a spicy Riot Grrrl name.

[Tadao]

At first I thought Riot Grrrl, but then I thought that cinnamon is way to girlie for those dikes. Then I made the Neil Young connection and decided that this young lady must be crazy in the head.

[Wiffles]

Hi Erin, I bet you like cinnamon just as much as I do ^_^

[Dixie]

this can't end well.
asspies don't survive long in these parts.

[Tadao]

I'm off duty till Nov.

[LordSappington]

Well it's not my fault that I'm brain-damaged.
Boo hoo, I have ADHD-I, short term memory loss from concussive trauma, and my brain is apparently trying to kill me in my sleep. YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME, HOLMES
That said, welcome to the boards. Again.

[Tadao]

See! We have gotten over Sappies issues and actually hide him under our wing whenever he sees a girl. We'll protect you!

[LordSappington]

Stay above Microshock, and you're fine, really.

[executioneer]

this can't end well.
asspies don't survive long in these parts.

not counting jeanette x

edit: i thought i was an asperglar too for a while there

[LordSappington]

Hell, I'm sure that if I got formally tested, I'd probably be borderline. But I got over my social fears, for the most part. It's really just the lady stuff I suck at.

[Dimnos]

:rolleyes

[stevetothepast]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

The OCD people do all right, despite Pub's fumblings.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is there anyone here who doesn't have something crazy about them?

[Kitsa]

they wouldn't be very interesting :(

We're defined by our flaws. Even those of us who don't admit yet that we're flawed.

[Dimnos]

Because we dont like to use it as a crutch.

[Kitsa]

it's only a crutch if you let it be one.

I don't see anything wrong with being forthright by way of explanation. People around me know that I pull my hair when I'm stressed because I have OCD. People know that they're just going to have to wait a moment while I try the door 10 times to make sure it's locked, that sort of thing. And I put up with whatever their idiosyncrasy is.

Now, when I was in HS, there was a girl who parlayed simple OCD into prima donna-ism and I couldn't stand that. She claimed to be unable to start class until she had rearranged everything on the teacher's desk, and she'd burst into tears and run from the room if someone scooted a desk out of perfect alignment. I think a lot of what she was doing was attention-mongering.

I don't know what to say about Asperger's, except that it comes up a damn lot around here. And "Hi, I have Asperger's" is getting about as common here as "Hi, I'm new", so maybe people are transferring their feelings about that?

No idea.

[Aaarg]

Well you can look at the symptoms of Aspergers and see that anybody between puberty and whatever-you-consider-adulthood can relate to such a thing.

And it's not like doctors are going to dismiss a chance to make money.

The immediate response to "I'm unhappy with my life" isn't "well what can you do to make positive changes," it's "we'll start you on 12mg of PaxilCR and see what happens."

I don't know, I'm a cynic.

[Kitsa]

I have always refused meds because they flatline my imagination and I can't deal with that as someone who does art. I get along fine without meds. If it's really bugging the hell out of me whether an iron is unplugged or not when I'm gonna go on a trip, I throw the iron in the trunk. Can't very well be plugged in there. For a lot of non-destructive disorders, my personal opinion is that you can get by without meds.

Of course, if you're gonna harm yourself or someone else without meds, that's a whole different story.

[Babs]

One of these guys I converse with from now and then, run into him at parties every now and then, but anyways he has Aspergers and he's really out of sorts. For one, he's a really big homosexual with the raspiest voice ever, don't want to know why but it's very disturbing. Secondly, he's constantly drinking Robitussin everyday and basically raping every intoxicated guy while listening to Boris or Megadeth. He has one of the most dry sense of humour I have ever encountered in anyone and is repeatedly abusing Robitussin while trying to tell his stale jokes. The "guy" is an anomaly to human existance but I can't hold to much against him though, guy has Asperger's.

[Dimnos]

I hope you dont think I was trying to point any fingers at you Kitsa. Thats not what I was getting at with that statement. It was more directed at the aspergers. Most people I have ever talked to with it have tried to use it as an excuse for some of the things they say or do. :\

[Aaarg]

The guy sounds like a dick who uses an excuse anytime somebody calls him out for being a freak.


Also, in my limited experience with prescription meds, I am more likely to hurt myself on them. I have scars on my hands from when I was taking PaxilCR back in 2003/4.

[Kitsa]

Nope, you stated a generality and I answered with a personal-experience generality. No worries :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I might be plain old crazy.

[stevetothepast]

my back gets really sore sometimes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That too, I was in a car accident some years ago and my back and neck discs are bad. I can still function because I'm stubborn but it hurts a lot to do anything excessive: sports, dancing, rollerblading. I hate taking pain meds but I end up drinking instead which I've come to realize isn't a good answer.

[executioneer]

i've got bruce banner syndrome :(

[stevetothepast]

stay golden pony boy

[The Leader]

I'm a midget so, y'know, I can't reach stuff on shelves.

[Babs]

true story, I really hate cotton balls and anything related to cotton FUCKING A LOT!!

I think it's bambakaphobia or something like that shit.

[Wiffles]

Im a hamster ;_;

[Kitsa]

see, we're all fucked in our own special way.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Im a hamster ;_;


Awwwww

[Dimnos]

So did we already scare off the new girl? :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

She hasn't been back yet, but it's only been 3 days.

[captain516]

Who?

[Colonel Flagg]

CinnamonGrrlErin ... I think ...

[executioneer]

i thought she said she wasn't new but it was a new username for her

[Dimnos]

I thought she said she had been coming to the site for a while but had only recently made an account.

[executioneer]

WELL WE CANT *BOTH* BE WRONG

[Dimnos]

OR COULD WE...........
y8Kyi0WNg40

[CinnamonGrrl Erin]

I'm kinda sorry I ever mentioned Aspergers...I thought it was just gonna be a fun fact. My bad.

Here's a new one: I live in the middle of nowhere and can only get to town to use the library computers once a week!! Huzzah!! The rest of the time, I bake cookies and mock chickens!!

[Wiffles]

i spose you dont want to get internets where you live, so we can have a happy time, more than once a week? ^.^

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Welcome back :)

[Kitsa]

Edit- sorry, wrong thread.

[Babs]

I didn't even get to talk this cinnamon erin yet.

[executioneer]

I bake cookies

COOKIES, WHAT

I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE COOKIES :expolde

[Kitsa]

Shit, I've got to return my peanut butter and chocolate chips to the store then :(

[Aaarg]

return them to the store they put into my mouth.

gimme dem.

[MLE]

...was that english?

[Aaarg]

yes, "they" (the company) erected a new store. they did so inside of my mouth. i am requesting that she return said products to this new location.

i even explained beneath it: give me them cookie ingredients.

[executioneer]

Shit, I've got to return my peanut butter and chocolate chips to the store then :(

i was being sarcastic you odnt really have to do that!

[Lysistrata]

Name- Lysi (liz-ee)
Age- 21-ish
job- phlebotomist
where are you at?- home right now
how did you find out about this site?- googled something random, saw this, registered.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- don't know yet.
why did you start posting- looked interesting.
Level of Educ.- educ? as in education? is that word really too long to type out in comparison to the rest of this? or am i missing something?... anyways, i got through my first year of college and then took a medical certification course, i'm on leave right now.
hobbies- traveling, writing, photography, riding my bike, reading, etc.
fav. music/band- choking victim, hank williams III, nausea, devil makes 3, dead prez, more...
fav. book- the stranger, cosmic banditos
fav. movie- the warriors, gridlock'd, waking life, dawn of the dead (the original)
Fav. Video Game- fallout 3
fav. food- totinos oven pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a missing person?
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- absolutely not.

[Aaarg]

aww fallout3 is so booooooring.

[LordSappington]

Screw you, Fallout 3 was awesome! >:

[Zhukov]

How much blood have you got stored in your fridge?

[Reebi Phoebe]

Name- Rebecca
Age- 18
job- Wendy's...the only thing that keeps me sane is picturing myself as Lizzie the Dinosaur from Ramage and eating all the jackass customers.
where are you at?- Jersey Nersey
how did you find out about this site?- I google searched "And how do you see yourself in 50 years time?"
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The randomness??? I don't know. I just joined.
why did you start posting- I don't know why I do a lot of things in life...
Level of Educ.- "I dropped out of high school because I thought it would impress Radiohead"
hobbies- sleeping, eating of the couscous, playing ukulele, pokemon training, being a princess...etc. etc.
fav. music/band- Radiohead...duh. Bowie, old-school smashing pumpkins, NIN, The cure, World Inferno...yeah I'm not gonna make some endless list that no one's gonna read. But I like a lot of stuff
fav. book- A confederacy of dunces
fav. movie- Slacker...ooh. so artsy fartsy.
Fav. Video Game- Conker's Bad Fur Day
fav. food- Kool-Aid cake
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasn't voted anything because I dropped out. I hope my face isn't even that retarded ass yearbook. But I was probably voted "most likely to flip burgers for the rest of her life!"
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I took the time to bold face all of the questions to make this easier to read!

[stevetothepast]

kool-aid cake sounds good. also nice fav. vidja game.

[Kitsa]

too cool for school

[Dimnos]

Sounds like she and your neighbor boy could be friends.

[Colonel Flagg]

Some are born to greatness; others have greatness thrust upon them.

[Tadao]

I thrust my greatness on you ;)

[Fathom Zero]

I thrust my throbbing greatness towards your awaiting face.

[DJ Tara-san]

I'm just an IT who is currently doing On the Job Training and I am also working on a Networking+ certification, to go with my A+ cert, and next will be Security +. I love to fix computers, cars, and whatever else I can unless it too small. X_X I'm a girl gamer and social nerd! o_O odd combo? If I don 't feel social my friends or husband will pull me out of whatever dark corner I've ninja'd into and make me feel better. <3 I like the hearts. So yeah... anyways, it's nice to meet everyone. ^_^

[Misdemonar]

whats your weight

[Womti]

two hundred eighty pounds

[Wiffles]

I'm just an IT who is currently doing On the Job Training and I am also working on a Networking+ certification, to go with my A+ cert, and next will be Security +. I love to fix computers, cars, and whatever else I can unless it too small. X_X I'm a girl gamer and social nerd! o_O odd combo? If I don 't feel social my friends or husband will pull me out of whatever dark corner I've ninja'd into and make me feel better. <3 I like the hearts. So yeah... anyways, it's nice to meet everyone. ^_^

Thats crazy, i like fixing computers and cars too ^_^

[Dixie]

But do you have assburgers?

[kgp4death]

But do you have assburgers?

I have the juicy meat if you have the the buns we can make a sexual ass burger anytime. But seriously guys what the fucks up with all this hate I am receiving?

[Zhukov]

Hmmm. Maybe there has been some sort of clerical error and you are receiving a higher quota of hatred than what you have been originally allocated. Have you been an annoying twat lately? That is one possible reason. Perhaps try contacting an administrator.

[Dixie]

give him the pub treatment and take away his edit button, man.

[Babs]

He's just some jackass with aspergers.

[kgp4death]

see what i am saying i haven't even talked to this babality pancakes and B.P. is calling me a jackass.....what the F

[MLE]

Just because you haven't attempted to wield your limited vocabulary at him doesn't mean he can't tell you're an idiot from the way you type.

It's like when a kid covers his eyes and thinks other people can't see him. How cute.

[kgp4death]

Just because you haven't attempted to wield your limited vocabulary at him doesn't mean he can't tell you're an idiot from the way you type.

It's like when a kid covers his eyes and thinks other people can't see him. How cute.

Funny MLE trying to get a rise out of me.....lol. I actually am probably way smarter then you (I have a masters in computer science) and probably make way more money then you 70,000 not that I give a F what you think of me. I just think it is funny that you think you know so much about me just because I do not care enough to check my spelling.

[Zhukov]

If you were smarter than MLE then you wouldn't need to check; your sentences would already be perfect. "I'm smarter then you" WTF? Probably way smarter than someone and you fuck up the use of then and than. Twice. Nobody is claiming to know anything about you, other than that you are a dumbfuck. You can't communicate like an adult = dumbfuck.

[Colonel Flagg]

Funny MLE trying to get a rise out of me

What's funnier is that she did. :lol

[kgp4death]

What's funnier is that she did. :lol

only out of my penis

[Dimnos]

Funny MLE trying to get a rise out of me.....lol. I actually am probably way smarter then you (I have a masters in computer science) and probably make way more money then you 70,000 not that I give a F what you think of me. I just think it is funny that you think you know so much about me just because I do not care enough to check my spelling.

More proof of only 12 years life experience? Next he will be telling you how his dad can beat up your dad. :rolleyes

only out of my penis

Or has he moved up to 14?

[Otto]

Funny MLE trying to get a rise out of me.....lol. I actually am probably way smarter then you (I have a masters in computer science) and probably make way more money then you 70,000 not that I give a F what you think of me. I just think it is funny that you think you know so much about me just because I do not care enough to check my spelling.

Guys don't make fun of him he's got a MASTERS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE. OH NO!

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm trying to understand why his ban was cut down to 1 day.

[LordSappington]

I'm trying to understand how he can consider himself more mature and intelligent than the rest of the forumites, and yet, the eighteen year-old kid with ADHD-I and a rotting brain can type more legibly.

[Skulhedface]

You guys, you're being mean. Remember, Einstein failed math and didn't even wear socks! I learned that from my Wayside School books.

[Kitsa]

The intelligence argument was a battle he picked. I'm okay with seeing it play out.

[kgp4death]

The intelligence argument was a battle he picked. I'm okay with seeing it play out.

I didn't pick shit, I was called an idiot and I defended my self just like 99% of my other posts. Some people think being able to draw or being able to type in one language makes you smart. I happen to believe something different thats all.

[Otto]

How does one draw in a language?

[kgp4death]

How does one draw in a language?

Hieroglyphics

[LordSappington]

I'm fairly certain that using a system of consistent images, symbols or letters is referred to as 'writing'.

[kgp4death]

seemingly very objective.

[Zhukov]

It's not that writing legibly is the only way that a person can be smart, it's just that it's pretty much the only thing we have to go on on a message board. You haven't wowed anyone with your computer science skills, or posted anything thought provoking in the philosophy/politics board, you've just typed run of the mill boring crap that anyone else could type, except you've added bad spelling and grammar issues.

[Colonel Flagg]

Does anyone else think this discourse belongs in another thread? Just sayin'.

[Zhukov]

Yes, good point.

[Kitsa]

However, you've got to admit that all of this is certainly helping us get to know him.

[Chojin]

I'm trying to understand why his ban was cut down to 1 day.

so we could have threads like this

[captain516]

But he's not even that funny. Jonathan Clement was a goldmine for this kind of stuff, and now he's gone.

[Tadao]

no he wasn't

[captain516]

yes he was. i crack up at reading his attempts to be cool, but this new guy? Not even trying.

[Colonel Flagg]

This is now the "Getting to know kgp4death" thread.

EDIT: And Tadao is right. Jonathan Clement. :x

[johnsonabigail23]

Name- Abigail Johnson
Age- 23
job- Essay Writer
where are you at?- UK
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.- Bachelor's degree
hobbies- essay writing
fav. music/band- boyzone
fav. book- the purpose driven life
fav. movie- the notebook
Fav. Video Game- none
fav. food- anything
In high school you were voted most likely to...- none.. they don't like me.. sad...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I guess no more

[Zhukov]

What the blazes?

[george]

that is the worst essay i ever read :(

[Babs]

What the hell? Boyzone? It says it's an Irish boy band.

[Kitsa]

I haven't heard of Boyzone since the 90s, when they had a brief mention on Father Ted.

[Guitar Woman]

Father Ted was the name of the priest at my church

What

[Evil Robot]

I wonder if any of those facts are the answer to a password secret question?

[ZeldaQueen]

Name- Lilly
Age- 19
job- College student, aiming for authorship
where are you at?- Pittsburgh
how did you find out about this site?- I first was introduced via a link to the Feedback comic review.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-All the friendly people. :)
why did you start posting-I thought the forums would be as funny as the articles
Level of Educ. - College sophomore.
hobbies-Writing, looking up useless information on Wikipedia, and looking up good music.
fav. music/band- The Beatles, a lot of musical songs, Disney songs.
fav. book-The Harry Potter series
fav. movie-Somewhere between What's Up Doc?, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Big Trouble, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and A Christmas Story.
Fav. Video Game-Any Legend of Zelda game, Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life.
fav. food-Cheese Ravioli
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I nearly was voted "most unique".
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Nothing you can't ask for yourselves.

[VitriolMotion]

Name-Josh.
Age- 20
job- Visual Arts Student
where are you at?- Australia.. mate!
how did you find out about this site?- Google
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Havn't really been here for long enough, but the amount of activity/members is great.
why did you start posting- To get feedback on a recently started Hobby.
Level of Educ.- Bachelor of Visual Arts
hobbies- Clay-Animation/Stop-Motion.
fav. music/band- This should sum it up;

The Butterfly Effect, Evergreen Terrace, In Flames, Karnivool, Killswitch Engage, A Perfect Circle, Raised Fist, Soilwork, Tool.

fav. book- 'I don't read too good' - Vince Noir
fav. movie- Again, i can't say just 1;

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, RocknRolla, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Smokin' Aces, Pineapple Express, Old School, Beer Fest, Anchorman, The Departed, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Gone in 60 Seconds, Con Air, Pan's Labyrinth, Inglorious Basterds.

Fav. Video Game- Not really. Old school Nintendo 64 is always a hit.
fav. food- deja vu
In high school you were voted most likely to...- We didn't have this in High School.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- A bit of sick and tasteless humour is always good.

[stevetothepast]

fav. movie- Again, i can't say just 1;

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, RocknRolla, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Smokin' Aces, Pineapple Express, Old School, Beer Fest, Anchorman, The Departed, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Gone in 60 Seconds, Con Air, Pan's Labyrinth, Inglorious Basterds.


I've never heard any of those movies before, is pulp fiction any good?

[The Leader]

I hope that you're joking stevetothepast.

[Zhukov]

Fuck off back to Australia >:

[VitriolMotion]

Tasmania ey?

Should have seen it coming.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've never heard any of those movies before, is pulp fiction any good?
Worst movie I;ve ever heard of someone seeing. Never seen it myself but EVIL ROBOT says it doesn't RULE.

[stevetothepast]

:pagebrak

I hope that you're joking stevetothepast.
:\
It's the most generic list of favorite movies I've seen in a while.
yes I was joking

have you ever met anyone that hasn't seen at least one of those films?

[The Leader]

Yes, yes I have. The real question here, though, is why did you just pagebrak the new users thread?

[VitriolMotion]

I listed like 15 movies, of course everyone has probably seen at least 1..

I actually cut out some of the more obscure movies that usually reside in the list, thinking the idea was for people to look for common interests.

[The Leader]

Nope, on the internet you're supposed to try to look as cool and "Original" as possible.

[stevetothepast]

Yes, yes I have. The real question here, though, is why did you just pagebrak the new users thread?



I for one cannot get enough of the brak. Plus it was the first page brak I've ever used. Give me a break and get back to your action figures.:)

[Aaarg]

vitriol how can you be interested in something as cool as stop-motion but like such terrible music and movies?

are you familiar with jan svankmajer? he's a very, um, unique animator. your tastes seem a bit too "normie" to enjoy him, but you should check out some of his stuff. search for neco z alenky or just svankmajer on youtube.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_(1988_film)

[VitriolMotion]

Aaarg, I said i removed my obscure movie tastes from my list, having had the wrong idea of what the question was trying to achieve.

I didn't even list any Stop-Motion shorts/movies that i enjoy.

Yes, i am familiar with Jan Svankmajer, and have seen Alice.
I wouldn't have thought the Stop Motion i posted was all too "normie", seeing as most people refer to it as enigmatic.

[Aaarg]

did you post stop-motion? i must have missed it.

[Tadao]

Was the movie "Lock" any good? I've never heard of it.

[VitriolMotion]

did you post stop-motion? i must have missed it.

It's my first attempt at one, so it's nothing special.
It's in the 'Art Shit' section.

Just recently taken interest in it as a Hobby a few weeks ago.

[kammy]

Hi Folks ,
This is Kammy, I finished my studies this
year itself. I am glad to introduce myself
in this site. Please to meet with all other members

in this site.

[Zhukov]

What is that, a haiku?

[Colonel Flagg]

2 and a bit, I think.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Shave and a hair cut

[CaptainXenu]

Name- Jardine Patten (aka Captain Xenu)
Age- 24
job- Being a full time dad... of 18 month old twins. They are evil... i'm sure of it.
where are you at?- Merry Old Land of Oz
how did you find out about this site?- Been reading since about 2001? 2002 maybe? Don't remember how I found the site.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Halloween, duh!
why did you start posting- Been putting it off for way too long.
Level of Educ.- Got a few certificates in various computer subjects, planning to do a teaching course.
hobbies- Reading crap on the net, writing crap on the net, movies, rugby league, watching my kids do weird things...
fav. music/band- Will you think i'm odd if I say Karaoke singing? I love people making fools of themselves, or doing the opposite and blowing everyone in the pub away with some real talent.
fav. book- One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
fav. movie- I seriously cannot pick one, I like alot of stuff.
Fav. Video Game- If there is one game I will always play when I have the chance, it would be Alex Kidd in Miracle World.
fav. food- Pizza or pasta.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Never did the voting thing, but if we did, probably most likely to brutally murder everyone in the year for being complete and utter douchebags...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese...

[Zhukov]

So where are you from specifically, Captain Xenu?

[Skulduggery]

Name- Tab
Age- 14 minus one month
job- proffesional fool/international pyroplastics expert...I wish...
where are you at?- England what ho, my good sirs and madams.
Level of Educ.-secondary school, year 9
hobbies- wishing I could play guitar, playing on RuneScape
fav. music/band-Paramore - my favourite song is Brick By Boring Brick.
fav. book- Skulduggery Pleasant, the best book in the world!!!
fav. movie- Dracula AD 1972 tieing with Little Shop Of Horrors.
Fav. Video Game- Banjo Kazooie,on N64
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I'm not sure. I guess something reeeeaaallly wierd like come dressed as a peanut. Hey, that's a thought...

[Misdemonar]

So where are you from specifically, Captain Xenu?



hell

[Esuohlim]

Liquid's been browsing barely11 dot com he has no interest in grandmas like Skulduggery these days

[Womti]

Name- Drew Friedman
Age- 22
job- Author
where are you at?- NYC, bitch! :fu
how did you find out about this site?- via the intranet
what's your favorite thing about the site?- tha forums :lol
why did you start posting- to become popular
Level of Educ.- 11th grade
hobbies- video games
fav. book- the dark half by Stephen King
fav. movie- Halloween
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food- pizza and fried chicken
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasnt voted most likely to anything.. I never graduated cuz I dropped out :(
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm the resident rooster >:

[Zhukov]

There's never any follow up talking in this forum. People just post their list and then leave. I TRY to get to know people. Waste of god damn time >:

Welcome Tabitha.

[Pentegarn]

Not sure if I have ever done one of these so I'll do one now why not

Name- Tim
Age- 33
job- Licensed Commercial Fire Extinguisher Tech
where are you at?- Blacklick Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- My friend was looking at the Pixel Pals so I checked out the site
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Right now the forums have my interest
why did you start posting- I think it was a 2008 New Years Resolution and to comment on articles
Level of Educ.- High School graduate
hobbies- Bowling, reading, video, board, and tabletop games
fav. music/band- Aerosmith
fav. book- Atlas Shrugged
fav. movie- To Kill a Mockingbird
Fav. Video Game- Warsong, or Shining Force 2, or Final Fantasy Tactics
fav. food- Chili Spaghetti
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasn't voted at all
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am a sports nut

[Zombie Loaf]

Eh, why the hell not?

Name-Zack
Age-18
Job-student/Goodwill
Where are you?-Upstate N.Y.
How did you find out about this site?-Through a link to an article
What's you're favorite thing about this site?-The forums are pretty interesting. Also, huge Doc Moc fan.
Why did you start posting?-I read through a couple of threads and thought it was a good place to go.
What's you're level of education?-High school senior
Hobbies-guitar/bass, old school video games, reading
Fav. music-black metal, Richard Wagner, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefhart, King Missile
Fav. book-The Metamorphosis
Fav. movie-Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
Fav. video game-A tie between Castlevania 4 and Seikan Densetsu 3
Fav. food-Burritos
Anything else?-If you couldn't already tell, I'm a giant nerd.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Eh, why the hell not?

Name-Zack
Age-18
Job-student/Goodwill
Where are you?-Upstate N.Y.
How did you find out about this site?-Through a link to an article
What's you're favorite thing about this site?-The forums are pretty interesting. Also, huge Doc Moc fan.
Why did you start posting?-I read through a couple of threads and thought it was a good place to go.
What's you're level of education?-High school senior
Hobbies-guitar/bass, old school video games, reading
Fav. music-black metal, Richard Wagner, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefhart, King Missile
Fav. book-The Metamorphosis
Fav. movie-Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
Fav. video game-A tie between Castlevania 4 and Seikan Densetsu 3
Fav. food-Burritos
Anything else?-If you couldn't already tell, I'm a giant nerd.

What do you consider Upstate new york?

[Zombie Loaf]

I live in Western N.Y., around the Rochester area. (Palmyra to be more specific.)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Word. Bills game was cold as hell today.