Television Shows (NEW ARCHER IN TWO :EEKS)

[Kitsa]

I was really disappointed with the season premiere of Dexter. It seemed like there were lots and lots of inconsistencies and plotholes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Until it was hammer time

[Sam]

WE'RE RUXIN'S TEAM, WINNING EVERY SCUFFLE, AND WE'RE ALL DOING THE SHIVA BOWL SHUFFLE

[Kitsa]

Hammer time was ok, but I've never been to a multi-day class reunion myself.

Or any class reunion for that matter but still seems like it wouldn't have been multi-day.

[k0k0]

When my class reunion comes, I'm going to go as a homeless guy. Just not bathe for a few weeks and grow my beard long. Wear a shirt with holes in it. Pretty much my usual routine except I tell everyone I'm homeless.

[Kitsa]

I plan to never attend any class reunion, because fuck all of those people.

[k0k0]

So the simpsons are renewed for another 2 years making it 25 years total and then they'll probably quit doing it. God won't they just kill that thing. It was close talks though. It's gotten to where fox is losing money on it. But they'll probably make more in syndication of the new episodes anyways.

[Esuohlim]

The Simpsons are so beyond culturally irrelevant nowadays that it's extremely easy to just pretend it's dead and leave it at that

[Grislygus]

It's reminding me of an old family member that you love so goddamn much who's lived so long past coherency or joy that you'll actually be kind of happy for them once they die

[executioneer]

I plan to never attend any class reunion, because fuck all of those people.
:thumbsup

[Dimnos]

The Simpsons are so beyond culturally irrelevant nowadays that it's extremely easy to just pretend it's dead and leave it at that

I have been doing this for close to 10 years now.

[Dimnos]

I plan to never attend any class reunion, because fuck all of those people.

When I received my invitation for my 5 year reunion, I sent a letter back saying I had died in a car crash. I never received one for my 10 year reunion.

[k0k0]

Season 2 of An Idiot Abroad is going on. I just watched the first episode of the new season and it's pretty entertaining. Karl Pilkington hates doing things just like I would hate doing them. He's forced to do them, but is stupid and has funny takes on things. I enjoy watching him be uncomfortable and say retarded things. It's a good show.

[Krythor]

I'm not a big fan of Karl when he's out by himself, I only find him funny when he's with Ricky and Steve. But I loved his argument with Warwick "Wicket" Davies about the Chinese dwarf village. "They have a king. He's got a little crown and everything."

[Rongi]

I haven't seen the latest episode of Breaking Bad yet, but I have to say season 4 has been a disappointment for the most part. There wasn't nearly enough Saul for my liking, and I feel like a lot of episodes where just a bunch of boring conversations.

[Krythor]

It's had ups and downs, I think it will probably be better on DVD viewed back to back. The main thing that bothers me is that it's not that funny anymore; I've been rewatching seasons one and two and I can't believe how much I laugh every episode.

The Gus thing is played out at this point, so I look forward to season five when everything should move in a new direction.

[k0k0]

I like how when karl calls warwick it seems like he's trying to sell him on moving down there, like if his acting thing doesn't work out. Then it goes from that, to him defending the dwarf village.

And breaking bad was good this season. It's been tough to call really until I can see how they wrap it up. I thought there'd be more happening with the car wash, but that's been minimal for how much they put into it.

[Esuohlim]

I have been doing this for close to 10 years now.

For me it's only about 7 :( The longer you've completely ignored the Simpsons the cooler you are

[Krythor]

Yeah, it has such a different tone this season that it's hard to judge until it's all viewed again, knowing how it's all meant to fit together.

The main reason it's not that funny is because Walt and Jesse haven't been together that much I think.

[Rongi]

Yeah, this season has been kind of monotone in terms of mood. It's mainly been anticipation and build up. It was funny when Walt used that guy's first dollar to buy a coke. And when Mike's ear gets partly blown off.

The sideplot with Hank and Marie's marriage becoming rocky was abandoned pretty quickly

[Rongi]

I haven't willingly sat down and watched a new Simpsons episode since I was in Middleschool, probably.

I saw half of one a few months ago and thought "This is still funnier than current day Family Guy."

[Krythor]

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Best episode ever.

[Dimnos]

That robot bit is the best ever. :lol

[Zomboid]

Tonight's finale was the best hour of television I've seen in a while. Holy shit.

[kahljorn]

fuck i missed it :(

[Krythor]

Just when I complain that it's not funny enough, it gives us the funniest episode of the season. I loved the little old lady saying "HELLOOOO!" through the window.

[MailCall]

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[Kitsa]

Dexter is continuing to disappoint me.

[Esuohlim]

Haven't you been complaining about Dexter since you first started watching it? Why the hell are you still watching it?

[Pentegarn]

She gives shows a good 6 years before deciding what she really thinks :lol

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I'm that way about a lot of stuff.

When Dexter's good, it's really good, and when it's bad it's really bad. But it's sort of like Oz was, even though there were some annoying-as-shit characters and it doesn't quite function the way reality really would in places, you still feel compelled to see it out. Or at least I do.

I thought that John Lithgow was supremely creepy as a badguy. These badguys I'm just not too stirred by. I guess I should just be grateful that miss sunburn and the annoying British chick are out of the picture.

[Fathom Zero]

SPARTACUS

CRIXUS

JUPITER'S COCK

[Shyandquietguy]

I have fallen out of South Park a long while ago and I just watched the funnybot episode today.

Good lord that was fucking terrible. The only thing I found remotely funny was the Germans introducing the funny bot after a huge montage of diligent German labor and said robot only spouting out elementary school humor. The people smiling while dead was a nice touch.

I also saw half of the Crack Baby Athletics and stopped when I realized it was another kyle/cartman heavy episode.

[Dimnos]

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT THE NASCAR EPISODE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:halloween2

[MarioRPG]

Does anyone watch Bored to Death? I've caught a couple episodes but I can't tell if it's worth following.

[Dimnos]

I watch it and find it entertaining. Although I cant tell you why. :\

[Dr. Boogie]

I'll second that. It's entertaining in a quirky sort of way, but I can't put my finger on what it is that draws you in.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I might start watching Two Broke Girls. Its got that one from nick and norahs playlist.

There was a flash mob that started in her restaurant and she brought the fire hose down on them. Then garret morris brought out the baseball bat.

[k0k0]

I have only two reasons to watch Two Broke Girls. And they're both in this picture. Not sure if that's enough to get me to watch.

http://i.imgur.com/ulc21.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They both have me hooked.

[Kitsa]

I really sort of hate The Big Bang Theory but for some reason it's growing on me.
Sitcoms in general suck.

I hate that New Girl show, too. One of my cousins loves it and sings "It's Jess!" all the time. I don't know what I hate about it exactly, but it's the same thing I hate about etsy and urban outfitters.

[kahljorn]

how can two hot girls be broke

SHOW FAILS ON BASIC PREMISE

[Krythor]

I'm catching up on season two of Louie, about seven episodes in at the moment. I loved season one at first but got bored halfway through and stopped watching, but this season is alot better. I guess because the structure is less rigid. The stand-up scene about Huck Finn was amazing.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

how can two hot girls be broke

SHOW FAILS ON BASIC PREMISE

The hot girl is broke. The blonde is actually rich but her dad gave her the boot for being s slut or something.

[k0k0]

Nah, her dad went to prison after he lost all of their money. I watched 3 episodes of it. It's still not good. But Kat Dennings has some fine legs. And giant breasts.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, it sucks pretty badly, but I've seen every episode FOR SOME REASON.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just assumed that.

[Emu]

The Big Bang Theory is the single worst show on television. Ever.

[executioneer]

but it has that weinery guy who was on roseanne, how can it be bad

[Fathom Zero]

What the fuck is a "situation comedy"?

[kahljorn]

A SITCOM

[Supafly345]

I'm catching up on season two of Louie, about seven episodes in at the moment. I loved season one at first but got bored halfway through and stopped watching, but this season is alot better. I guess because the structure is less rigid. The stand-up scene about Huck Finn was amazing.
This season was brilliant, I feel like the first season was a lot more "tv friendly" and this season is closer to what it was meant to be. The stand-up portions are getting significantly less funny; at least in comparison to his actual stand-up, and I think it is on purpose, as Louis CK is trying to build up this loser mentality on his show, and it works brilliantly. I just can't get enough of this season, every episode was better than the last.

I also just watched the latest episode of breaking bad and it was nice and tranquil. I really enjoyed it.

[Fathom Zero]

He said that that's how he can get away with everything in his show - if he's the loser in every circumstance. :lol

[k0k0]

Louie isn't really funny to me most of the time, but it's an enjoyable show.

[Krythor]

I've posted this in the what are you listening to thread but I should I should post it here too:

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[Kitsa]

Fuck Glee. Fuck it right up its stupid ass.

[k0k0]

I haven't seen a single episode of Glee and I can assume that I'm better for it. Because the people who watch it religiously are terrible, awful people.

[Kitsa]

Well, it left Rocky Horror Picture show's castrated, semen-stained corpse crumpled in a dark alley, anyway. Among other things.

[Krythor]

Rocky Horror stinks anyway.

[Kitsa]

It can, but I enjoyed it for a while. Glee killed it.

[Pentegarn]

Except RHPS is ironic funny, Glee is just blech

[k0k0]

South Park has been good for the second half of this season. I've enjoyed it.


New Beavis and Butthead tonight! Only downside to that is that I'm already seeing people badly imitating their laughs. It's gonna be highschool all over again. Or was it middleschool. Either way, god I'm old.

[k0k0]

Beavis and Butthead was good. I enjoyed it immensely and they've still got it. And it seemed a lot smarter than it used to be.

[Pentegarn]

And it seemed a lot smarter than it used to be.

I have it DVR'd but this seems apt from the preview I watched where they were watching Jersey Shore. I both love and hate that they are way smarter than they used to be when watching tv

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to watch the new B&B still.

Directv might stop carrying FX so if you like the league, its always sunny, archer, sons of anarchy or the fox soccer channel call in and complain.

[k0k0]

I mean, it doesn't seem like Beavis and Butthead are any smarter..but that the culture has gotten dumber and they realize that it has. But I enjoyed where they're watching videos almost more than the show this time. It was really great.

[Kitsa]

I have it DVR'd, but I need to check and make sure it's really what it says it is. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but MTV and MTV2 are bad about listing one thing on the program schedule and then playing something completely different in that time slot. I've tried to record B&B many times on MTV2 only to end up with some stupid reality show I couldn't give less of a shit about. Also, they stagger their start and end times randomly so it always either starts late or cuts off early.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like the new season of dexter. Mos def and collin hanks definitely help.

[kahljorn]

MOS DEFINITELY HELPED

[Pentegarn]

I have it DVR'd, but I need to check and make sure it's really what it says it is. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but MTV and MTV2 are bad about listing one thing on the program schedule and then playing something completely different in that time slot. I've tried to record B&B many times on MTV2 only to end up with some stupid reality show I couldn't give less of a shit about. Also, they stagger their start and end times randomly so it always either starts late or cuts off early.

Never ever trust MTV2's listing, just go to regular MTV

[Kitsa]

Watched the new Beavis and Butthead and loved it.

"Hey, Grandma Jwoww..."

[Dimnos]

Say what you will, Im liking the new season of the walking dead.

[Mad Melvin]

Say what you will, Im liking the new season of the walking dead.

i'm not. The gore and make-up are pretty damn cool, but the drama itself is lame beyond belief. It's just a soap opera with zombies. I hate all of the female characters, 'cause they do nothing but bitch and whine, and I have no opinion about the male characters 'cause every one of them is as bland as budweiser.

The first season had it's moments, but this one has been boring as hell so far.

[Dimnos]

Dont know if this needs a spoiler tag or not so I will just put it in one...

Most of those women die, The few that live end up being some bad asses though. The way the comic goes though, so we will have to see. Im really liking Shane being alive though, and shooting fatty in the leg was gold. :lol

[Zomboid]

I agree with Melvin. The comic kinda sucks, too. Kirkman's writing is...not so great. I'm surprised with how bland and shitty most of his characters in TWD are, considering how much I loved what he did with Ant-Man.

[Kitsa]

I just watched an (apparently) important character's death scene from Breaking Bad and I've gotta say that's some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

[Shyandquietguy]

I just saw the first five episodes of Breaking Bad.

Walter is a fucking bad ass and I'm amazed how they managed to get me to love Pinkman.

[Mad Melvin]

I just saw the first five episodes of Breaking Bad.

Walter is a fucking bad ass and I'm amazed how they managed to get me to love Pinkman.


You're in for a hell of a ride. Great show.

[King Hadas]

watched the new Dexter...

WTF, they killed Mos Def? What were they thinking? I'm not a huge Mos Def fan but he was the best thing about this season and considering the show seems to orbit around it's guest stars I can't really understand this move. Maybe he'll come back as ghost and tell Dexter how it is but, I never liked that ghost dad thing. Feels lazy and out of character for Dexter. Whatever.
I've been bitching about these show for four seasons. Since I only liked the first two seasons then that means the majority of the show has been bad. And yet I can't stop watching it, never miss an episode!

[Mad Melvin]

watched the new Dexter...

They didn't actually show him dead, so maybe Dexter was lying to the shooter to see how he would react.


Also, I read an intresting theory about the new season. It really sucks if it turns out to be true:

The old killer isn't real. He's been dead for a while and he lives only in Colin Hanks's head. Proof: The old guy hasn't interacted with anyone else than Hanks through the whole season. WHAT A TWIST! A bit too M Night Shamalama for my taste.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They didn't actually show him dead, so maybe Dexter was lying to the shooter to see how he would react.


Also, I read an intresting theory about the new season. It really sucks if it turns out to be true:

The old killer isn't real. He's been dead for a while and he lives only in Colin Hanks's head. Proof: The old guy hasn't interacted with anyone else than Hanks through the whole season. WHAT A TWIST! A bit too M Night Shamalama for my taste.

That's what I was thinking too. It looks like Biney will be back maybe replacing ghost dad. They are trying to show Dexter as an angel this season.

[k0k0]

I'm not a big fan of Tim and Eric, but I love "Check it Out With Steve Brule". So I'm very happy to find out that season 2 of Check it Out is coming in March of next year.

[King Hadas]

Still talkin' about Dexter

Melvin- No, mos definitely is dead. I watched a preview clip on the Showtime site and Deb confirmed it.

As for Olmos being a ghost, I hadn't thought of that but man now I can't see it being any other way. It fits too well.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sorry to break dexter chat but the nerd girl from big bang theory!! :o

Want to plow.

[k0k0]

Blossom or the other girl? Because honestly, as awful as blossom looks, I would fuck her. And the other girl, I'd fuck her too. Actually, I'd fuck all of them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Blossom. Blossoms friend six I would plow until it was time to rotate the fields.

[Kitsa]

For a minute I thought you were talking about Sara Gilbert.

[Dimnos]

They would probably plow her too. I would.

[k0k0]

I would too. And I'd make her call me Dan.

[Sam]

SHE DOESN'T LIKE WIENERS.

[k0k0]

Probably because everyone she fucked made her call them Dan. And also they shouted "Yebba debba doo" after they put it in.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would yabba dabba plow her.

[Dimnos]

SHE DOESN'T LIKE WIENERS.

I got a tongue and some fingers. I can do anything a chick can do. Ill even scissor. :posh

[Mad Melvin]

Started watching Louie. I like it. A bit like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but the main character isn't a huge asshole.

[Esuohlim]

Since when does Kenny from South Park have a sister?

[Sam]

Since forever.

[Esuohlim]

WRONG

[k0k0]

He has had a sister since the episode Best Friends Forever so Sam is right.

[Sam]

WRONG

SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR ELDERS, SON.

[Sam]

MY KEYBOARD DIDN'T WORK WHEN I TYPED BEST FRIENDS IN THAT POST.

[Sam]

THANK YOU KOKO FOR RECOGNIZING MY BRILLIANCE DESPITE THE TECHNICAL LIMITATIONS OF THIS COMPUTER MACHINE.

[Esuohlim]

I AM A TRUSTING MAN SO I WILL DO WHAT I DO BEST AND TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE, SAM, AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT ONE DAY THAT YOU TOOK MY TRUST DECEITFULLY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think FX tells Its always Sunny and the League what to write about now since the last few weeks have had the same topic in the thursday night episodes.

Also, Jeff Goldbloom.

[Kitsa]

Last Dexter was somewhat better. I'm sort of partially buying the Edward James Olmos evilguy thing now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I guess the season finale of dexter will return someone from the past who knows dexter secret...

My money is on ROBO DOAKES

[Kitsa]

How many eps away are we? I lost count because this season seems to ramble and wander and meander around for fucking ever. The last fifteen minutes or so of the last ep had an endboss feel to it, so it must be getting close.

[King Hadas]

Four more episodes left. This season is a lot like the last one for me. My feelings can be summed up with a meh. I don't hate it like 3 and 4 but then, 8 episodes in, I don't feel like anything has happened either. At least nothing significant.

I'm getting a vibe though that they're planning to kill Debra off. Or at least they're setting it up for her to get kidnapped again. It might come to nothing but it'd be interesting if she died. When Rita died, surprising or not, you can see the mercenary reasons for it. As a character Rita had to go. There's no obvious reason to write Deb out. Not that I want Deb to die, I just want something to actually happen on this god damned show.

[Fathom Zero]

I guess the season finale of dexter will return someone from the past who knows dexter secret...

My money is on ROBO DOAKES

This would be the best ending ever and would make me go from not giving a fuck about the show to it being THE BEST THING EVER DONE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like they might kill deb because they broke up in real life.

[Kitsa]

I don't know. I'm sort of tired of Deb always being the damsel in distress. I guess they have to move the plot along, but it seems really unlikely that all of these serial killers seem to 1) find their way to Miami and 2) seem oddly compelled to interact personally with members of the Miami police department.

There doesn't seem to be any middle ground in likability of Dexter characters. Either they're likeable, or they seem to have no purpose there as a character whatsoever. The badguys (extending that to LaGuerta and Quinn) are sort of muddy in their intentions. For some reason, every time Quinn does the drunk thing now I find it really irritating.

I liked how MosDef was sort of a red herring-ish character. He was one of the few this season who didn't seem sort of halfassed.

When Deb yells, one eye gets really small.

[Dimnos]

I dont know about Deb dieing, but if she doesn't find ot about Dex THIS FUCKING SEASON, im pretty sure I'm done with this show all together. They have stretched this shit out long enough.

The best thing about Mosdef was his name in the opening credits. He should of stuck around.

[Esuohlim]

DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES

http://www.randomtuesday.com/archive/Dexter/doakes.gif

doakes

[k0k0]

You know there's only one person alive who knows who he is. It's gonna be that stupid girl who took off after he helped her. The ugly one.

[Kitsa]

I'm not a huge fan of the way the book is written, but I've got to say I like the book version of events with LaGuerta departing at the end of the first "season"

[Fathom Zero]

DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES

http://www.randomtuesday.com/archive/Dexter/doakes.gif

doakes

doakes is for srs my favorite character in all of television

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Super super super dexter spoiler. Definitely don't click here.

dexters dad isn't dead.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thats my real guess

[k0k0]

That would be pretty fucked up for Dexter, seeing how he's talking to his ghost dad daily. I mean, real dad would want to get caught up on how things are going and Dex would be like "You saw everything I've done." Talk about confusing.

[Esuohlim]

doakes is for srs my favorite character in all of television

I still say "Suck my dick motherfucker you understand that SHIT?" a lot to this day

irl

[King Hadas]

Doakes: You getting a goddamn hard on Morgan?

Dexter: ...heh. No, it's truly horrific. You said he was an honor student?

Doakes: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/SassyDoakes.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

Dexter.

Ugh.

"Yup, that's my IP address all right."

[Mad Melvin]

Where did he update his blog? I'm sure it's not that huge abandoned church right over there which no one seems to notice. :rolleyes

Worst season of Dexter so far. Luckily, the second season of Boardwalk Empire is awesome.

[Krythor]

How is Boardwalk Empire? I watched the first four episodes of season one ages ago but the person I was watching them with kept being unavailable and then we just forgot about it. I've been told that season one is quite slow throughout. How does the new season compare? NO SPOILERS PLEASE.

[Mad Melvin]

Well, it's arguably the best series on television right now. The first season wasn't slow at all and it's full of fleshed out and intresting characters. The second season is just as good as the first one so far. It's one of those series that has the potential to be a masterpiece, right up there with The Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome and The Wire. A bit too soon to tell for sure, but the signs are all there.

[Esuohlim]

I started watching the Sopranos finally! About seven episodes in. I hope it gets better, right now most of the characters kind of bug me in some way. Except Anthony Jr., that kid is the shit.

[Mad Melvin]

Keep at it. And you are not supposed to like the characters. They are pretty much assholes the whole lot of them, but you still learn to care about what happens to them. It's the best TV-series i've seen.

[MailCall]

I started watching the Sopranos finally! About seven episodes in. I hope it gets better, right now most of the characters kind of bug me in some way. Except Anthony Jr., that kid is the shit.

"What? No fuckin' ziti?"

[Zomboid]

Melvin's right about both Boardwalk Empire and the Sopranos. Stick with The Sopranos and you'll be happy that you did.

I really liked the first two seasons of Justified, as well. And I HATED Timothy Olyphant before I watched Deadwood (which is easily one of my favorite shows now).

[Dimnos]

I fucking loved Deadwood while at the same time fucking hate its end. >:

[Dimnos]

Although I did like Elsworth (sp?) getting blasted in the face at the end. I just couldnt stand that guy.

[Mad Melvin]

Although I did like Elsworth (sp?) getting blasted in the face at the end. I just couldnt stand that guy.

I liked him. :(

But yeah, the show was supposed to run for a couple of seasons more, so it ended quite abruptly. The same thing happened with Carnivale, which also pissed me off. Great show.

[Krythor]

I liked Carnivale but read something about it having like a six season arc. I mean, I'm all for forward planning... It just pisses me off that it wasn't able to be more self-contained or resolved a different way.

[MailCall]

I fucking loved Deadwood while at the same time fucking hate its end. >:

The producers of the show decided to drop it and pursue some now-defunct surfing series somewhere. That's why it went only three seasons. It was inspired television. Hard to follow at first but addictive.

[Mad Melvin]

Just watched the first season of Game Of Thrones. Kinda hard to get into, since I haven't read the books and knew nothing about it beforehand, but good god was it awesome. If I had to summarize the season in one word, it would be "epic". Can't wait to see the second season. Maybe i'll buy the books as well.

[Dimnos]

A friend who had read the books said it followed rather well. I love how they are ready to kill just about anyone off at any time.

[Esuohlim]

I read the first two books, and yes they are amazing. I can't recommend the series enough. The guy who is writing it is obese and diabetic and getting up there in years, and since he's terrible with deadlines there's no way the series is going to get finished before he dies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm reading game of thrones right now.

[King Hadas]

The books are great, too bad like Milhouse said they probably wont be finished.

I didn't really like the TV adaption. A lot of things just didn't fit what was in my head. In the book Tyrion isn't just a dwarf, he's an incredible ugly dwarf. It's an important aspect of his character, and yet here they have the handsomest dwarf that ever lived and breathed playing his role.

Also they sidestepped the part where Tyrion goes into battle. I was really interested in how they were going to manage this but I guess they couldn't figure out the logistics of a three foot man going to war.

[Esuohlim]

That, and Arya Stark is supposed to indistinguishable from a boy

[Mad Melvin]

That, and Arya Stark is supposed to indistinguishable from a boy

Well, they at least tried in this case. Some characters call her a boy by mistake etc. and she wears boy-ish clothes.

[Dimnos]

Arya Stark! Arya Stark! Arya Stark!

I so want that girl to grow up and kick some ass.

[Esuohlim]

She's easily the best character. Goddamn, I don't know why I haven't watched the show or read the third one yet :(

[Dimnos]

If she ends up being the one to kill the inbred pussy kid I will be so fucking happy.


Dont tell me though.

[King Hadas]

I watched seasons 1-5 of 3rd Rock from the Sun on Netflix. I was originally gonna use this show as something to fall asleep to but it was a lot funnier than I remembered it. And it's amazing how often Khristen Johnson goes without a bra. I don't understand why I didn't notice this when I was younger and desperate for things to whack off to.

[kahljorn]

i watched that and thought it was less funnier than i remembered

also you probably didn't notice cause shes ugly

[King Hadas]

Khristen Johnson's face reminds me of Chris Farley, but she's pretty hot otherwise.

[kahljorn]

i guess if your idea of sex is being pile drived by zangief you might find her attractive

[Kitsa]

Doakes bobblehead (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001GXSOO4/ref=pe_56220_22023080_pe_vfe_dt7)

[Fathom Zero]

omg

[Kitsa]

I think we should have made a thread a while ago called LET'S COMPLAIN ABOUT DEXTER. Or maybe LET ME COMPLAIN ABOUT DEXTER, depending who you ask.

I really don't know. It's the same thing I experienced with Oz (and, hell, half the same cast), this knowledge that it's just getting sloppier and sloppier as time goes on but the desire to see it through to the end. In the first few seasons, Dexter had almost supernatural intelligence and physical capability. Now he makes more and more un-Dexter-like decisions, more silly slip-ups, and seems flat-out dumber.

Maybe that's the whole "becoming more human" thing, or some sort of indicator of the internal conflict in progress, idk really but it seems like the strength of the character is in steady decline.

I'm also getting irritated with the frequency of last-minute saves. It's got me wondering if next week Deb will be trussed up on a train track with some rent collector standing over her and twisting his moustache.

How many more episodes left? One? Two? It's felt like it needed to wrap up for a while now.

[Mad Melvin]

One more episode to go. This season has been fucking horrible. Just flatout lazy writing and sub-plots that don't seem to amount to nothing, like Dexter breaking his trophies by accident, and it's never mentioned again or the idiotic episode where Dexter becomes evil and then the show presses reset at the end. The main villain is boring as all hell and what's with the borderline incest twist they threw in the last episode?

Maybe the shittiest season since season 3. Or 5. Can't decide which one is the worst.

[Dimnos]

I actually like 3 much better than this season. Not saying its good, but it at least had a direction it tried moving in. I dont even remember season 5.

[Kitsa]

I never remember season numbers. I hated the british chick season and I hated the lumen season. I think Deb's the only female character on Dexter I like.

I was confused about the sudden disappearance of the Irish nanny from last season. I loved her from other stuff she was in (Father Ted, first and foremost). She just sort of was swapped out with Angel's sister (had we ever heard of her before?) with no explanation whatsoever.

I don't know if they went the incest route because the two were married in real life, or not. It would be double weird to be an actor simultaneously making out with your "sibling" and your ex.

Also, I am good and ready for LaGuerta to get the fuck out of Dodge. That's one of the few ways the book series was better...got rid of her right away.

How great would it have been to get Tom Hanks to play Professor Gellar? I think he could do really good creepy if he tried, sort of like Robin Williams.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/robocop.jpg

Sadly this was not the case

[Esuohlim]

omg. I really really wish I could watch that now :(

[Kitsa]

Watched the finale (?)


no, sir, I didn't like it.

Ok, I liked "Oh God".

[Dimnos]

Watched the finale (?)


no, sir, I didn't like it.

Ok, I liked "Oh God".


Cant say I have ever agreed with you more. The season sucked minus Def and the "Oh God." in the finale. :lol

Because Deb actually walked in on Dex, I might actually watch next season. :\

[Kitsa]

Yeah, but since they went the incest route this season, there's always the possibility that they'll be in bed together at some point next season and that just creeps me right the hell out, adoption-siblings or not. I think it might erode his status as an antihero.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What happened at the end this season is what should have happened last season.

[Kitsa]

is it just me, or other than "oh god", was the badguy death scene a little no-frills there at the end?

and was I the only one who noticed that his crotch was a shining beacon of light?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't actually watched it yet, just read what happened because I wanted some robo doakes

[Dimnos]

What happened at the end this season is what should have happened last three seasons back.


Someone had to do it.

Yeah Bad guys death was lacking otherwise.




Oh, yeah! Is it just me or is Dexters kid really fucking ugly?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.

I still need to watch seasons 3 and 4. I didn't know david carridines brother was dead, thought he just went back to the fbi or whatever it is.

[Kitsa]

I actually thought Dexter's kid kind of looks like him. Same smirk. I don't have any opinion about him otherwise (or them, since child actors are usually twins- don't know).

I didn't understand the whole Carradine guy thing. I thought David Carradine talked that way because of badly fitting dentures, but his brother talked like that too.

I think the show would have been more interesting with his OTHER brother, in character as Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds, in the relationship with Deb. Now that I would have watched.

[Fathom Zero]

ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.

I still need to watch seasons 3 and 4. I didn't know david carridines brother was dead, thought he just went back to the fbi or whatever it is.

Dead in the fourth one, I think.

Don't care - he's not Doakes. :\

[Kitsa]

There's hope, fz. I mean, look at Ghost Dad and Biney. Maybe Doakes will come back from the dead to torment him too. Other than Burn Notice he's doing fuck-all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

doakes is on burn notice?

[Kitsa]

I thought he was (?)

[Fathom Zero]

There's hope, fz. I mean, look at Ghost Dad and Biney. Maybe Doakes will come back from the dead to torment him too. Other than Burn Notice he's doing fuck-all.

:O thass true

[King Hadas]

Would you guys really want Doakes coming back with the show the way it is?

[Fathom Zero]

He'd fit in perfectly. Doakes is a cheesy character himself, but he's got no pretenses about it.

[King Hadas]

Let me just say if Doakes had survived to this season, a shrink probably would have been telling him he was the one in love with Dexter.

[Kitsa]

I just don't want to see LaGuerta fucking anyone else. Please.

[Esuohlim]

DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES DOAKES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

new episodes of DALLAS

http://www.tnt.tv/series/dallas/?SR=sr3_636203_go

[Esuohlim]

doakes

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/dallasdoakes.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

YES

[Ex Leper]

I've almost completed my Malcolm in the Middle marathon.

[captain516]

I've been watching that too on Netflix. I cannot get enough of Hal and his awesomeness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

New season of Archer starts in two weeks. Still can't edit the thread title. Is the time limit set to 0 for editing thread titles in the admincp?

[Esuohlim]

For some reason editing the original post edits the thread title only once in a while. I can do it the secrat way though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

<3

Also, watched like 2 seasons straight of pawn stars. Entertaining as filler for time and background noise.

[Guitar Woman]

Doctor Who's hit a new low point with that latest Christmas Special. I almost cried.

[Dimnos]

So my cable bill had gotten up over $200 a month. I said "wtf!" and canceled that shit. I have now set up some device in every room capable of streaming netflix. Yes, this shit works in multiple rooms at once and I am now only paying $8.99 a month. Now... What do they have I want to watch?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WORKAHOLICS

[dontlookback]

Psych

[MarioRPG]

I had a five day weekend from school and spent it watching Archer. I'm all caught up! woo!

[dextire]

...netflix. Now... What do they have I want to watch?
http://humordistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Street-sharks.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I watched a few episodes of Community and it's only ok! Not bad, not great. It looks like the kind of show where I'd be extremely disappointed every time if I were actually waiting for it week by week

[Dimnos]

Its a total hulu lunch break show but some episodes are gold.

[Esuohlim]

I laughed really hard at the part where Ken Jeong flips a complete shit while waiting for John Oliver's psychological experiment to start, but other than that it's been more interesting than funny. Chevy Chase and the guy who plays Abed are the best people on the show.

[Zomboid]

Stick with it. It gets considerably better and is one of my favorite shows now, despite having the same problems you're having with the early episodes.

[Rongi]

I watched the first season of Louie yesterday

I think it's probably one of the best...things to air on television. I hesitate to call it a sitcom because it really isn't, it's more like a collection of short films.

[Rongi]

Also I've been watching Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life on netflix.

Ren & Stimpy took a nosedive after that John K fella got kicked out, but holy shit some of those episodes he made still creep me out.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.themagazine.ca/cms/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/life-with-louie.jpg

I agree man Life with Louie is like a religious experience

[Rongi]

I actually did like that show when I was a kid :(

[Esuohlim]

I think I did too :( I remember it would be on back-to-back with something called the Shnookums and Meat Show which I also liked

[Zomboid]

I loved Schnookums and Meat! If memory serves, there was three segments. One was about a those two, one was about a cowboy, and one was about a...superhero chipmunk, or something. I remember that one of the villains from the superhero one was a french lumberjack, or something.

[Nick]

The best thing about Tex Tinstar was that he was voiced by Johnny Bravo.



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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Codemonkeys. I never watched this because it looked so horrible. Its actually pretty funny.

[Mad Melvin]

American Horror Story

Watched the whole first season. It was a bit like Lost, as in you couldn't stop watching it because you just had to know what happened next. Oh, and the ending sucked as well, but not quite as hard as in Lost.

The first three or four episodes were outstanding. Very eerie and disturbing with a touch of David Lynch. The viewer is kept in the dark and can't be sure whats real and whats not. Then the mystery starts to unravel, and it's all kinda dumb with a fair share of plot holes. There are some good twists thrown in there, though. I'm still glad I watched this, 'cause there is some genuinely disturbing shit in here, which you don't see so much in television series. Plus, the opening sequence is amazing.

Oh, and in case you didn't know, American Horror Story is an anthology based series. Season 2 will have nothing to do with season 1. It will tell a different story with different actors.

[Esuohlim]

Oh, and in case you didn't know, American Horror Story is an anthology based series. Season 2 will have nothing to do with season 1. It will tell a different story with different actors.

That's what Heroes was supposed to be, which would've been great. As much as I like TV more than movies it really sucks that network meddling exists and can really fuck up a good show.

My dad's getting into American Horror Story and keeps harping on it. I thought it looked kind of stupid but I might have to actually check it out.

[Zomboid]

I love horror anthology series. I've sorta been meaning to check that one out but never really got around to it. I guess now's as good a time as any.

[Ex Leper]

I am currently re-watching all the MST3k episodes I can find.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Finally watching season 3 of archer. The chase scenes cgi looks really weird. It reminded me of the fighting force cut scenes on playstation.

[Zomboid]

A friend and I played through that again last year. Really did not stand the test of time. I fucking love Archer this season!

[Tadao]

There's a bitch on the new Top Shot with some big ol titties. I hope she doesn't get ousted before I get to see them bounce around.

[Dimnos]

Now, the machine gun phase of the test!

[Tadao]

I was hoping to see some titties a bouncing. RAT A TAT A TITTIE

:(

[kahljorn]

now that she's missed her chance at her big shot im sure she'll turn up in a porno or sex video soon

[Mad Melvin]

Started watching The Shield. The plan is to watch the whole thing. I saw the first season years ago when it was on TV, but the I just sorta forgot about it after that. Maybe Walton Goggins' shit-eating grin had something to do with it, I dunno.

[ElPila666]

Some show about a sexy purple pony and her friends :love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The aquabats super show.

Damn fucking right.

[Esuohlim]

How many shows has Louis C.K. had? I watched the first episode of the one called "Louie" and it was hilarious and more cringe-inducing than Curb. But I might be desensitized to Curb at this point.

[Fathom Zero]

He's had that and Lucky Louie.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I looked it up and was completely surprised that he didn't do anything before Lucky Louie for some reason :\ Unless I made a stupid joke about Life with Louie once and it stuck in my head

[Fathom Zero]

He's worked on a lot of movies, though.

RtCxvv8Y3Bs

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

<3

[Shyandquietguy]

The aquabats super show.

Damn fucking right.

I'm not too fond of the Aquabats, but the show is alright! Rip Taylor cameo! (PS: Full episode on the Hub you guys.)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've only seen the manant episode so far. Fucking cracked me up when man ant correctly says his name and they realize they were pronouncing it wrong. Then bat commander is like "maybe mon ont has been his name wrong this whole time" with this miffed attitude.

Then the full on fist fights.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

5LGEiIL1__s

This show is actually pretty funny too.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.deadline.com/2012/03/ae-greenlights-boston-teamsters-reality-pilot-produced-by-mark-wahlberg/

MARK WAHLBURG + TEAMSTERS = TEAMSTERS THE SHOW.

Wahlberg is executive producing with Stephen Levinson, Kevin Harrison and BILL THOMPSON

You're welcome.

[Zomboid]

I'm watching The Wire again. Just finished season two last night. I remember Milhouse saying something about season two being better on second viewing, and it's true. I think at first go, it was just really jarring that they drastically changed the main characters and setting, and I still liked it, but I was missing some things from the first season. I definitely felt more for the characters this time. Some tragic shit, yo.

[kahljorn]

i was watching that show southland and saw that one dudes nephew on there and was like MAYBE I WILL WATCH THIS NOW.

man i was really surprised what happened to barksdales nephew

[Tadao]

Southland looked lame to me and then I saw that crossed eye bitch Lucy Lu in a commercial and knew I'd never watch it.

[Zomboid]

i was watching that show southland and saw that one dudes nephew on there and was like MAYBE I WILL WATCH THIS NOW.

man i was really surprised what happened to barksdales nephew

D? Honestly, I think he's my favorite character from season one. His whole arc is probably the saddest of the first few seasons, for me.

[kahljorn]

Same. he was definitely one of my favorite characters, although i thought he was going to be around a lot more.
but yea I saw him on southland as a cop and it basically made me want to watch the show

[Esuohlim]

Season 2 was also better for me the second time around because I was already familiar with Ziggy and I didn't get as annoyed with him. I could actually sympathize because you can follow his gradual descent into completely snapping.

[kahljorn]

:lol
poor duck

[Zomboid]

Man, fucking Ziggy. I agree that upon second viewing, you can actually start to see where he's coming from. I've met people with similar personality traits, but obviously not to those extremes. Poor, dumb bastard. I sympathized with Frank this time around, too.

I'm into the Hamsterdam stuff now.

[Mad Melvin]

I have a really hard time deciding which season of The Wire is the best one. After first viewing I would have propably picked season 4 over the others, but after seeing the whole series a few times, I dunno. The only cons (rimshot) I can think of are the first half of season 1, which is kinda slow and the whole serial killer plotline of season 5. Seasons 2-4 are awesome all the way.

Now that I read what I just wrote, I realized there was no point to any of that. The Wire is the best television series that has ever been, so I had to say something.

[Zomboid]

I'd say that season 5 is the weakest, for sure. It's got some good parts, but it's just not as strong as the other ones.

[Fathom Zero]

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Someone said "The Wire."

[kahljorn]

i was just watching law and order SUV and he was in it :O

[Rongi]

law and order is like a highschool play compared to the wire >:

[kahljorn]

what does that have to do with omar being in it >: >:

[Rongi]

nothing, i just wanted to state for the record that law and order is bad

[kahljorn]

ive seen some good ones >:

[ElPila666]

Is The Walking Dead any good? I have the feeling it's Lost with zombies in it, i wonder if it keeps the comic book/romero vibe

[All Hail Duke]

the walking dead is hit and miss

the first season had about 2 good episodes w/ some good bits here and there
the first half of the 2nd season was a whole lot of nothing w/ only good bits at the last few minutes per episode
the 2nd half of the season really picked things up

[Tadao]

I got pissed off watching the 1st season because it started turning into a love triangle soap opera. Then I looked at the comic and it was just as stupid.

[Dimnos]

I think in both they realized it was lame and dropped it. However, In the show Shane is still alive and I'm sure the subject will arise again to cause tension between he and Rick.

In the books though the subject is as dead as Shane, Ricks wife, and the baby. :lol

[Mad Melvin]

The whole second season of Walking Dead has been retarded. I hate Rick and all the women with passion. Why does Rick have to say every line like it's the most important thing anyone has ever said, punctuating almost every word and half-whispering to appear deep and tormented? Why are the characters so goddamn stupid and blind? Why do the zombies have magical teleportation powers? Why the hell do I keep watching this? Must be the gore, which is the only saving grace left in this pile of meh.

[kahljorn]

i wish somebody made a movie with zombies tht have teleporting powers

[All Hail Duke]

i wish somebody made a movie with zombies tht have teleporting powers

jason takes manhatten

[Tadao]

While we are talking about shitty shows, has anyone seen that alien one that's in the second season? Oh yeah I remember the name, Falling Skies. I had high hopes that it was watchable, turns out it's Walking Dead with aliens instead of Zombies. :(

[kahljorn]

i watched that fora bit when i was living at my uncles.
it was alright i guess