Television Shows (NEW ARCHER IN TWO :EEKS)

[Zomboid]

Watching the 90s Hulk cartoon on Netflix. The voice acting is by far some of the worst I've ever heard. It's really fucking atrocious, with a couple exceptions. Hearing Ferrigno say "friend?" over and over is really annoying. She-Hulk is pretty much purring her lines, and Luke Perry does a voice.

[Sam]

i wish somebody made a movie with zombies tht have teleporting powers

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD.

[Tadao]

Started watching community. Pretty funny.

[kahljorn]

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD.

when i said that i meant a movie that's actually good though.

[Sam]

when i said that i meant a movie that's actually good though.

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD.

[Dimnos]

Recently got hooked on this show called Disappeared on netflix. Not sure what channel it was original on. Apparently everyone who disappears is vivacious.

[Zhukov]

So most US comedies on TV are awful, but one that consistently makes me laugh is Reno 911.

Good show.

[All Hail Duke]

Recently got hooked on this show called Disappeared on netflix. Not sure what channel it was original on. Apparently everyone who disappears is vivacious.
i get it on Investigation Discovery (or just ID)

[Kitsa]

Sick and working my way through the old it's always sunnies on the dvr

[Guitar Woman]

I'm watching this pretty awesome show called Eden of the East.

The main character wakes up naked in front of the Whitehouse with nothing to his name but a gun and a cellphone. He eventually learns he wiped his own memory for reasons unknown, and that his phone connects him to a woman who can grant absolutely any request immediately, from assassination to manipulation of government installations. It's also got about 8 billion yen in digital money on it, which he's required to spend on saving Japan, or die. He's one of 12, all competing to be the one who survives.

It's pretty awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZlvRP8L8I&t=1m55s

[Tadao]

pretty awesome

[Guitar Woman]

yes

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/wMZJY.jpg

[kahljorn]

I'm watching this pretty awesome show called Eden of the East.

The main character wakes up naked in front of the Whitehouse with nothing to his name but a gun and a cellphone. He eventually learns he wiped his own memory for reasons unknown, and that his phone connects him to a woman who can grant absolutely any request immediately, from assassination to manipulation of government installations. It's also got about 8 billion yen in digital money on it, which he's required to spend on saving Japan, or die. He's one of 12, all competing to be the one who survives.

It's pretty awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZlvRP8L8I&t=1m55s


i thought that anime was gay but i haven't seen the movie yet. they basically tried to copy codegeass/deathnote but yea

enjoy

[Kitsa]

Caught up with always sunnies and started back on season 1...so went through everything in like a month or so. When you contrast the last season with the first season it's kind of bizarre how different they are...they all looked so young at the beginning (Dee looked like a different person), and Charlie morphed into sort of a screamy cartoon over the seasons. He actually talks somewhat normally at the beginning.

[Esuohlim]

There's nothing more jarring than going through Sunny and starting over. Everyone is pretty much a normal human being at the beginning and Dee is the voice of reason. Even DeVito is basically normal when he shows up.

[Dimnos]

I started watching this netflix show called Lillyhammer about a mob guy who has witness protection move him to Norway. At times the main guy lays on the italian mob persona a little thick but isnt so bad most of the time.

[Kitsa]

Every time I see him all I can think is that shot of him singing with Bruce Springsteen with his eyes rolling around in his head.

I think that's the last time I saw him not frowning.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I started watching this netflix show called Lillyhammer about a mob guy who has witness protection move him to Norway. At times the main guy lays on the italian mob persona a little thick but isnt so bad most of the time.

I was surprised as fuck that guy was not robert deniro.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's nothing more jarring than going through Sunny and starting over. Everyone is pretty much a normal human being at the beginning and Dee is the voice of reason. Even DeVito is basically normal when he shows up.

The degradation of frank is the highlight.

Also hate that dee got ugly surgery or whatever the fuck happened to her.

[Esuohlim]

Frank looking and acting shittier every year is the fucking best. Next year he should have hair coming out in clumps.

Dee turned into some sort of harpy skeleton

[Kitsa]

It weirds me out a little that they're all really married to each other, I kind of wish I didn't know that

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched done interview with charlie day about a script they came up with to fuck with devito.

Frank goes to jail then gets gang raped by a gang. Then he reports the gang rape to the c.o.'s. The c.o's proceed to gang rape frank which is the irony.

Devito declined and spoke to his lawyer.

[Esuohlim]

What, really? That's where the line is crossed for DeVito? Part of what makes him so hilarious is that he doesn't seem to have any inhibitions about losing his dignity.

It weirds me out a little that they're all really married to each other, I kind of wish I didn't know that

And Dennis is married to the woman from the D.E.N.N.I.S. System episode. I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK THAT THE CHARLIE/WAITRESS MARRIAGE IS ADORABLE. :(

[MarioRPG]

I am hoping to finally get Season 3 of Californication started. :/
Or maybe I will just start watching Breaking Bad and leave another show half watched.

[Zhukov]

My brother bought over Community and I just finished watching the first season. Why didn't you guys tell me that this was hilarious?

[Tadao]

Because it isn't :eek

[Esuohlim]

Whatever man Community is pretty ace. How often does a show come around where there are basically 10 main characters and you don't hate any of them

I remember the second season being way more absurd than the first but in a good way.

[Zhukov]

I'm just starting the second season now, and while it doesn't seem to stick to the actual premise of being in a community college much, it's still reasonably funny.

The best character is the British Professor, whom I am glad has made a comeback as of the episode I am up to and time of typing.

[Tadao]

This last season had a lot of funny moments, Im just tired of the character backstories.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Family feud. Words that mean "throw up"

Woman: emisis, its a medical term. Good answer. Good answer.

Steve harvey: seriously? No one ever heard of that....alright. we're looking for the word that only this one woman knows. Show me emisis.

X X

Steve harvey: hahaha, I don't even know what I would have done if that would have been up there. I woulda dove off into the crowd or something.

[kahljorn]

hahahahaha he sounds awesome

[Kitsa]

Not a lot of medical professionals watch the Feud?

[Tadao]

They usually work during the day. I think they are more likely to watch Jeopardy.

[Kitsa]

I kick ass at home jeopardy but I think if I played it irl I would get performance anxiety and look like one of those idiots you'd post youtube clips about :(

I've had actual dreams about being on jeopardy where the questions consist entirely of things I know.

[Esuohlim]

Steve Harvey is the best family feud

[Kitsa]

I'll agree with you there. Best personality and not quite as creepy with the ladies.

[Esuohlim]

I love how he's completely unafraid of making fun of the show and players. That's why I like Drew Carey on Price is Right.

[kahljorn]

they had that one fat/pudgy guy from tool time on there and it was uncomfortable watching him on tv

[Aaarg]

al borlan?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, he is no steve harvey though

[Esuohlim]

Steve Harvey should've played Al Borlan

[kahljorn]

Al Borin shoulda played Steve Harvey on Family Fued >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

More like al borophyl. Hauh hauh hauh

[Esuohlim]

Now I've gone and done it

[Kitsa]

I'm starting to wonder how much Deadliest Catch is enough Deadliest Catch.

I used to sort of like it, but it's had a dignity leak ever since they brought in the merchandise and the Coors Light Crab Count.

I also don't know how anyone can watch more than two episodes of Swamp People. They trap gators, they haul gators in, they shoot gators. Over and over and over and over and over. I'm to the point where I just can't see another gator shot in the head and hauled limp-assed into a boat.

It's not entirely unlikely that every career is going to have a reality show sooner or later.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Now I've gone and done it

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[Kitsa]

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[Aaarg]

lmao @ steveh arvey

[kahljorn]

It's not entirely unlikely that every career is going to have a reality show sooner or later.

lol
i can already think of some hella good jobs for a reality tv show

AN OFFICE:
WOMEN ARE BITCHES

LOSS PREVENTION:
TACKLIN BITCHES

[Kitsa]

I tried to watch Eastbound & Down. It wasn't anywhere near as funny as I thought it was going to be.

OHO HE'S SWEARING IN SITUATIONS WHERE HE SHOULDN'T AND HEY LOOK TITS

:/

[Tadao]

So it get 5 pickles then?

[Esuohlim]

SWEARING AND TITS 8)

[Kitsa]

Yes, but it's Will Ferrell prouced, so the swearing and tits are in the context of everyone acting like Will Ferrell characters :(

[Tadao]

10 Pickles!

[Kitsa]

I knew you were going to say that :posh

[Dimnos]

Yes, but it's Will Ferrell prouced, so the swearing and tits are in the context of everyone acting like Will Ferrell characters :(


Danny McBride swears like Danny McBride and the tits are way better than Ferrells.

[Mad Melvin]

Started watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it is glorious. I was under the impression that this was just another run of the mill sitcom, but i'm really glad I gave it a chance.

[Kitsa]

It is glorious.

I started watching in the late second season, and then I dvr'd it and caught up till my eyes bled. I can't get over how young they look at the beginning compared to now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

season 1 is good, season 2-5 are amazing, then the ship starts sinking.

Anytime I see a door marked private I ask who lives there.

the pirate/private line and the wildcard bitches are my top two my always sunny.

I think when the gang tries solving things its at its greatest.

[Kitsa]

Alanna Ubach was completely fucking brilliant as Roxy the crack whore. I've loved her since Beakman's World.

[Kitsa]

Soon as my daughter goes to sleep I am going to turn off that infernal Dora the Explorer crap and watch every Sunny on my DVR

[Tadao]

Breaking Bad S5 E1-3

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/155/a/e/NO_SIR__I_DON__T_LIKE_IT_by_Rage28.png

[kahljorn]

does that mean its good or bad? I didn't even watch the season finale for the last season. They should've just killed his character and his family that would've been an awesome ending. cant really see that guy as a drug lord

ive been wanting to watch the new season but I've been watching Political Animals instead

[Tadao]

It means "No sir, I don't like it"

[Kitsa]

I was underwhelmed by Breaking Bad but Mr Kitsa is nuts for it

[Mad Melvin]

Breaking Bad is propably the best TV-series on air at the moment. That, or Boardwalk Empire. Anyways, Breaking Bad has some amazingly well crafted character development and there is always something interesting happening. It knows how to surprise the audience and that is kinda rare these days. As crime series go, it is nowhere near as good as The Sopranos or The Wire, but nothing is.

[kahljorn]

ultimately i think the only reason i liked breaking bad is cuz methheads dropped atms on peoples heads. maybe not though. i dunno its pretty good

I think Political Animals is a really good show though :O

[Tadao]

The first 3 episodes of season 5 have failed to surprise me. It's become any other series and needs to get it's act together quickly.

[Mad Melvin]

The first 3 episodes of season 5 have failed to surprise me. It's become any other series and needs to get it's act together quickly.

What are you babbling about? I thinks it's been excellent so far. They're establishing how Walter becomes the Kingpin. That kinda shit don't happen over night. I'm very interested how this plays out, altough the beginning of the first episode where Walt has the machinegun in his trunk seems to hint that things will go to shit. But how big of a shit we're talking here, who knows. I just hope Jesse doesn't die.

[kahljorn]

i dunno how walter can be a kingpin, so I just hope he dies and soon

[Tadao]

Yeah, they are dragging it out. The story should have ended with season 4.

Spoilers I guess, but not really since it's predictable.

We already knew he would be the kingpin, we already knew he would have to make good with Jesse and fix shit with his wife. The only thing "surprising" is that Ted woke up. Then again we knew that was going to happen.

Oh wait, there is one surprising element that I didn't see coming.

Mike having to deal with bitches and snitches.

[Tadao]

I can't wait for season 6. I hear the writers have a brilliant plan to tie up loose ends from season 5! I only wish Dexter decided to follow this formula.

[kahljorn]

they should just have him die in a methlab explosion out of nowhere

thatd be so fucking disappointing and awesome

man i should be the one writing this show

[Tadao]

I'd rather see Jesse tweek for a week and then murder White because he thought White was his abusive dad's ghost. Now Jesse is the king pin! :O

[Tadao]

and then Mrs. White gets pissed and finds a machine gun, attaches it to the baby's cart, hooks up the cripple with shotgun crutches and hunts down Jesse.

[Tadao]

Anyone can write better than the ongoing series of wrap up - drama - cliff hangers.

[kahljorn]

needs more atms dropping on people's heads

[Tadao]

agreed

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They should have had dexter kill the breaking bad guy. No one would have seen that coming.

[Kitsa]

That Dexter incest cliffhanger was fucking awkward. Or awkward fucking, depending on how you look at it.

[Kitsa]

A friend just texted me from the Pawn Stars pawn shop to tell me they have a line to get in, and a bouncer, and that it's like trying to get into a nightclub.

[kahljorn]

yerp

sometimes they wont even let you in if you dont want to buy something/have something to sell

[Kitsa]

bizarre.

This reality show culture, man. Pawnshops used to be like the grease stains of consumerism, now people fight to get in the doors because the pawnbrokers are freakin' celebrities.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A friend just texted me from the Pawn Stars pawn shop to tell me they have a line to get in, and a bouncer, and that it's like trying to get into a nightclub.

Yeah, fuck that line. We were going to hit it up while in vegas but decided drinking whiskey and eating cheeseburgers with kahl was more important.

[kahljorn]

hell yea that was a fun night

remember that fat girl when i was playing pool she started groping the pool stick like it was my cock

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahaha yeah. She was all about it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm watching world champion quarter final of darts. Not sure if this should go in television or sports section our fucking neither because watching others play darts sucks.

Playing 501, when people get 180 points from hitting trip 20's people in the crowd hold up 180 signs then twirl like a helicopter.

>:

[Tadao]

John 3:16

[k0k0]

I thoroughly enjoyed all 10 episodes of the show "Comedy Bang! Bang!". It's a comedy talk show but with some really weird shit going on in it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That show is really good. Its so funny they banged it twice.

[k0k0]

I would also accept, "It's the show so funny, they banged it twice!"

[Esuohlim]

I didn't know it was a TV show. :eek I'm a big fan of the podcast.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

actually had a discussion about that show last night. did you see the one where the 35 year old black guy wonders what it would be like to never have been born. Then it cuts to a scene where hes still a 35 year old black guy living inside his mothers womb because he was never born. but he's still got his afro and a t-shirt and shit.

My question about that was would he still be a 35 year old black guy inside his moms womb? Usually african children are born pink/gray just like any other race but after a few days their pigmentation starts to darken.

[k0k0]

He didn't have a shirt on. At least from what I remember he was shirtless. And I have no idea about black babies skin pigmentation before born, but I would imagine the funnyness that them being white at first probably leads to. Shouts of "Thats not my baby! He WHITE!" and such.

[kahljorn]

that scene from leprechaun in the hood where he gets the pot of gold in his stomach always scared the shit out of me probly cause i saw it when i was 8 but this is somehow worse :(
i hope her womb doesn't get tore open by an afro pick

[Ex Leper]

Sifl & Olly are back with an internet show! :rock

[Kitsa]

Finally got around to watching the Christmas ep of Always Sunny. Pleased to see David Huddleston again, can't get DeVito's wriggling naked body out of my retinas and the rest was kind of rollercoastery.

[Mad Melvin]

Finally got around to watching the Christmas ep of Always Sunny. Pleased to see David Huddleston again, can't get DeVito's wriggling naked body out of my retinas and the rest was kind of rollercoastery.

One of my favorite episodes.

Just watched all the seven seasons. I thought seasons 3-5 were the best ones, but I didn't hate the last two. There were a bunch of kinda shitty episodes and I really hated the beginning of season 7, where they replaced jokes and witty dialogue with disgusting crap. The Jersey Shore episode was a good example of this. Could've lived without seeing two homeless guys in midst of anal pleasures. On the plus side, season 7 had on of the best episodes of the whole show, "Chardee McDennis: The Game of Games".

Looking forward to season 8, which starts next week if I remember correctly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really dislike the new seasons. Anything after the crimmus episode is downhill. The chardee mcdennis and the halloween episode from last seen were the only chuckleworthy things to come from it though.

[Kitsa]

I think my alltime favorites were Chardee MacDennis and The Gang Gets Invincible, mainly because of how Charlie reacts when all of the McPoyles come out of the trailer. I also thought that Frank's Pretty Woman was a little weak plotwise but that Alanna Ubach made an amazing crack whore.

[k0k0]

My favorite episode is the two parter, Charlie and Mac die. I especially love their testimony about having to jam a bunch of stuff into Charlie's butt or he would rape them so hard that the room would stink. Then he would eat his butt and his son's butt in the stink until his stomach was full of their butts. It's just something that I laugh about and use when I want to threaten someone.

[kahljorn]

that sounds really gross

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Especially when the lawyer guy reads in verbatim in lawyer monotone voice too right before.

[Kitsa]

This is my favorite overall but probably NSFW

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[Dimnos]

Charlies face somewhere between 1:15 and 1:20 is the best thing ever. :lol

[Esuohlim]

:lol Where did that come from? Was it a DVD extra or something

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I think so- saw it on Youtube quite a while ago while I was looking for something else

[Kitsa]

Charlies face somewhere between 1:15 and 1:20 is the best thing ever. :lol

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/charlie.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Zomboid]

I fucking hate that guy.

[Tadao]

Although I hate to say anything bad about the show, those 2 clips humanized them and I didn't sign up for that.

[Kitsa]

I'm not sure why and it's probably because of the bad synesthesia I've always had, but I have always associated the Charlie character with that earwax and old clothes smell. Like a dirty Goodwill store.

I don't like the bonus footage with Dee in it, because she's always trying to do the spoiled pampered actress thing as a joke and something about it ruins the character for me.

[Mad Melvin]

Season 3 of Boardwalk Empire started today and holy shit. What a start. This has the potential to come close to Sopranos in terms of quality. Richard Harrow is the new Omar.

[Tadao]

I just downloaded the Yacht Rock torrent. Comes with 160 easy listening mp3s and snoop dogg for some reason that I'm sure will be explained in the later episodes.

Breaking Bad - I hold them high up as a model of how TV should be, and they fell hard in my opinion. Good things can't last forever I guess.

The Closer ended a while ago and I loved the show. Probably because it's based around where I live.

Major Crimes - Just not that interested. It took me a long time to get into The Closer, maybe they'll do something I haven't already seen a million times.

Love Face Off and Hot Set. New Survivor YAY!

[k0k0]

Eat a butt. Breaking Bad is as good as ever in my opinion.

[Fathom Zero]

As good as Dexter.

[Esuohlim]

Dexter is shitty though :(

[Fathom Zero]

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[Kitsa]

I've been watching season 4 of Doc Martin. It's cozy and medical.

[Tadao]

Eat a butt. Breaking Bad is as good as ever in my opinion.

As good as Dexter.

Dexter is shitty though :(

What makes a good tv series? Interesting characters that have an interesting story to tell. Right? Am I wrong on this and stand alone?

Breaking Bad used up the main character stories and back plots rather quickly. Thanks god they had a few other really interesting people with stories than spanned their whole lifetimes. Oh wait, they just killed them. I guess we get to hear more about Jessie's crazy drug life and Mr. Whites OH SO INSANE MARRIED LIFE.

Fuck you bitches

[Fathom Zero]

Not every show can be the Wire, certainly. I don't really watch TV anyway. I was just being an ass.

[Tadao]

I excluded you of course. I'm sure the wire will suck soon as well.

[Fathom Zero]

The Wire will never suck. Because it's over.

It is no more. It lasted as long as it had to and then it was done. And it will forever be lauded as one of the greatest series of all time, if not the greatest.

[Tadao]

and then the movie is made

[Esuohlim]

Some will argue that the final season of the Wire is bad, but they're dumb

[Fathom Zero]

and then the movie is made

AIN'T NO WAY. Homicide: Life on the Street never had a movie. This won't either.

Also, that reminds me that Homicide is a fucking great show, too.

[Tadao]

Yeah, except when the fireman's story became a strong part of the show. I never really liked him, but I didn't mind so much until it became all they talked about. I can't accept Andre Braugher in any other role. :(

[Tadao]

I like the Ricky Gervais Show. I just downloaded all 3 seasons because I missed a lot of them.

[k0k0]

I like both the Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad. Pilkington is awesome.

[Tadao]

It appears I've never seen any of season 1 and oh my god it is beautiful!

I've seen 1 episode of an Idiot Abroad and felt really bad for the guy, now that I've seen most of season 3 and most of 1 of the Gervais show, I can't wait to see Karl going to places he doesn't want to go and doing things he doesn't want to do.

It makes me feel like I'm big fat Gervais with my limited knowledge on anything and Babs is here trying to make a go of it, making my 5 percent knowledge of the subject look like I went to Harvard.

[Kitsa]

It took me a long time to realize that Martin Clunes is also the voice of Kipper. So between me (watching Men Behaving Badly), my mom (Doc Martin junkie) and my kid (I WANNA WATCH KIPPER I WANNA WATCH KIPPER I WANNA WATCH KIPPER), I figure Martin Clunes is in damn near everything I watch nowadays :/

[k0k0]

always sunny is coming back in less than 2 weeks. Yee haw?

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[Kitsa]

Seeing that guy with facial hair is just not fucking right.

[k0k0]

His face stayed 6 years old while his body grew around it.

"I see fat people."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

More importantly new The League october 11th.

New dexter tonight too. I really liked last season. hopefully it continue to get better again.

[Mad Melvin]

Season 6? Really? I thought it was the shitties Dexter so far. Boring antaganonist, plot holes a-plenty and that incest thing what the hell no. The only interesting thing about it was the last scene of the final episode.

[kahljorn]

shouldnt you kind of expect incest with serial killers though?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really like mos def no matter how underused he was in it. I also think collin hanks can act for a damn too.

Also when religious people turn out to be nutjobs like that.

[Dimnos]

May I hear more about the plot holes?

[Mad Melvin]

May I hear more about the plot holes?

Honestly, I can't remember them anymore. I just remember being annoyed at these stupid little mistakes the episodes kept having. Also, I hated the episode where Dexter's brother, or the "dark passenger" came to visit and Dex shot a road sign for some reason, fucked a minor and became all moustache twirling evil for one episode. Then they just pressed reset at the end and it was never mentioned again. The other characters acted kinda out of place too. What the hell was with that dope smoking scene with Batista and that asshole Quinn? It was not funny, it had nothing to do with anything and again, it was never mentioned after that. And what the hell was the point of Mos Def? He just babbled some cliched christian philosophy and then got shot. Nothing ever came of it, except Dexter killed some dude. Blah.

Anyhoo, the opening of season 7 was suprisingly pretty good! And Ray Stevenson is awesome, so thats another big plus right there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm looking forward to deb finally being in on dexter being dexter. Should have been like season 2 or 3.

The part with the new black copped sucked.

[Tadao]

Honestly, I can't remember them anymore. I just remember being annoyed at these stupid little mistakes the episodes kept having. Also, I hated the episode where Dexter's brother, or the "dark passenger" came to visit and Dex shot a road sign for some reason, fucked a minor and became all moustache twirling evil for one episode. Then they just pressed reset at the end and it was never mentioned again. The other characters acted kinda out of place too. What the hell was with that dope smoking scene with Batista and that asshole Quinn? It was not funny, it had nothing to do with anything and again, it was never mentioned after that. And what the hell was the point of Mos Def? He just babbled some cliched christian philosophy and then got shot. Nothing ever came of it, except Dexter killed some dude. Blah.

Anyhoo, the opening of season 7 was suprisingly pretty good! And Ray Stevenson is awesome, so thats another big plus right there.

Yet you find no problems with Breaking Bad. :rolleyes

also, where do you get the idea that incest is a part of the story?

[Zomboid]

Dexter is shit, y'all.

PS -Breaking Bad shits all over Dexter if for no other reason than its lack of ridiculous narration (and lack of useless secondary characters shoehorned in, and good acting from everyone [but Skyler], and knowing when to end instead of dragging on forever, and...).

[Tadao]

I watched Dexter last night. I was thinking the same hing about the narration, it started annoying me halfway through.

[Mad Melvin]

Yet you find no problems with Breaking Bad. :rolleyes

also, where do you get the idea that incest is a part of the story?

Deb suddenly wants to have intercourse with Dexter. Sounds like incest to me. Yeah, they are not real siblings, but it is still pretty creepy. And I do not approve of it, sir.

[Tadao]

I'd totally bone Deb if she was no blood relation to me. :yum

[Mad Melvin]

Bone is right, 'cause she's nothing but.



:(

[darkvare]

lol this talk about dexter reminded me of something one of my uncles married his adoptive sister

[Tadao]

Californian Mexicans do that a lot.

[WhiteRat]

I've been binging through the Wire e for the last week or so. I'm almost done with season 3 and it hasn't missed a beat.

[Tadao]

Anyone watching Walking Dead? I gave up on it after the first season. Is it still as soap operaish?

[Dimnos]

Has the 3rd season started yet?

[All Hail Duke]

it starts next week i think (but we have dish network, so i can't watch)

eh, the bulk of season 2 was mostly lame "soap operaish" nonsense, it started getting good in the last few episodes

[darkvare]

the thing that happend with the walking dead was the budget cut so they saved everything for the second part of the second season where shit started to hit the fan

[Kitsa]

I'm over this apocalypse thing. World ends for everyone soon enough as it is.

[darkvare]

hell on wheels is pretty awesome too filled with bad ass characters

[Kitsa]

I sat for about a half hour hating "New Girl", thinking of more and more reasons to hate "New Girl", thining about iphone commercials I hated and bangs and forced indie wackiness and I even googled "hate z" and it autofilled "hate zoey deschanel", so I can't be the only one annoyed by this phenomenon, yet I was so lazy I couldn't even be motivated to change the channel to something more acceptable. So I laid there and watched "The Mindy Project" and thought about how much I hated that too.

Maybe my sort of fatigue-fueled apathy is what's behind the ratings.

[darkvare]

i actually search continuosly for the remote when that show comes on specially since they play 2 episodes back to back here

[Kitsa]

I was mildly disappointed in the new Sunny. I can't quite put my finger on it.

I think that Mac was onto something with the weight gain. Everyone is doing that hollywood-success thing of looking generally polished and prettier since the show started, with the exception of maybe Charlie and Frank. In real life, everyone would be getting older and fatter and uglier.

[Kitsa]

Also, officially not interested in "Dexter" anymore.

[Dimnos]

Officially not interested? Or officially not watching?

[Shrubfest]

Man, I love not having TV. I was watching Quantum Leap until I got sick of the morals, then 3rd Rock from the Sun until they ran out of ideas.

Might watch DS9 next.

[Kitsa]

Big Bang Theory feels like the bastard child of Third Rock from the Sun and Roseanne.

I'm just over Dexter. I found that out when I was trying to watch the first ep of the new season. I just didn't care anymore, and I didn't bother to finish the first ep or start the second. Also, when you google "Dexter jump the shark" there are like 1,300,000 results.

[Tadao]

I feel the same about Breaking Bad. Yeah great the actors are awesome, but when you are out of ideas you need to not run it into the ground ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

[Dimnos]

Yeah, I watched the first 3 episodes of the last season of BB and just couldnt get into it. :\

[Tadao]

Even if we don't know the exact ending, we all have 10 ideas of how it will play out. The first few seasons of BB never gave me that feeling. I always was in suspense. Then they killed the drug lord and here we are. No enemies that are worthy, just a sad sad mans life.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krythor]

In what way are they out of ideas? You say that one post then complain that Gus is dead in the next. The show would be awful if he was still alive. And how can you complain that you can predict 10 (Oh gee, only 10?) possible ways the show can play out in its final season? You wouldn't get the last 20 minutes of a film and say "it's so obvious either X will happen, and if not it's one of these 9 other things :rolleyes:"

I thought the train heist episode was awful, and because there are only a certain amount of episodes left with limited time to set up new storylines the pacing has been way too fast, but the last three episodes of this run were just as good as it's always been. Anyone who thinks it's any worse now than it was before for writing reasons is forgetting that the show has always been pretty ridiculous at times, like the terminator cousins from season 3 as one example.

[Tadao]

Srysly, you are a musician. You can't fathom how 10 PREDICTABLE ideas are a bad thing?

Oh wait, I've heard your tracks. Good job!

[Krythor]

Why specifically 10? You could predict 100 things, it makes no difference. The person writing the thing has to predict at least one ending in order to write it. If something that made absolutely no sense happened it would be unpredictable, and it would be terrible, like most of the prog rock you listen to.

[Tadao]

No no, you're right. That shit sandwich that you are eating tastes yummy. Share it with your friends!

[Tadao]

I hear CBS needs a new morning news jingle. You could make hundreds dude! :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

I feel the same about Breaking Bad. Yeah great the actors are awesome, but when you are out of ideas you need to not run it into the ground ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

What? The actors on Dexter are in no way near the caliber of the ones on BB. I mean, I disagree with your other comments about it, but this one really stood out.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I'm saying the acting on Breaking Bad is top notch.

[Krythor]

I hear CBS needs a new morning news jingle. You could make hundreds dude! :rolleyes

No, you are.

[Tadao]

I'm sure you guys are gonna love the new Drama based on a guy and his daughter who have to live through Mayan doomsday.

[Tadao]

Here is a little insight. I already know how BB ends. When you live 15 miles to every studio you get info. This shit ended at the opening. You guys are gonna love it like the Sopranos.

Also, be sure to watch the show about a 45 yo with a 15 yo daughter who are now lost in "the city" after people didn't prepare for the Mayan 2012.

I did guitar and "ghostly vocals" on s1ep4 15:12 when the liqueur store collapses.

[Tadao]

Also you guys all know that your vote doesn't matter and it's all up to the electoral right? The votes were counted less than a year ago. Will it be blue or red? Tune in tomorrow after Survivor Hawaii and find out!

fuck you guys, i'm going home

[Krythor]

It's always sad when a grown (old) man has a fit like a baby.

[Ex Leper]

Just caught up on Comic Book Men

[Tadao]

NO SERIOUSLY GUYS! I KNOW THINGS!

[Tadao]

HE KILLS JESS ON THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE

[Tadao]

VIA THE BULLET PROPULSION HE RIGGED IN HIS SONS CRUTCHES

[Tadao]

also the new meth doesn't go as well so they rename it Meth Classic.

[Babs]

I know no one here listens to anything I say so I'll say this, arrested development season 4 is coming out februrary next year exclusively on netflix though. Now back to breaking bad and classic meth theory and all sorts of played out shit.

[Dimnos]

also the new meth doesn't go as well so they rename it Meth Classic.

:yum

[Dimnos]

BREAKING BAD WOULD HAVE A DECENT ENDING IF MCCAIN WAS PRESIDENT

Did BB end with this last season? Or are they dragging it out even more?

[Tadao]

They broke it up into two 8 episode seasons. The closer did that too just so they could drag out ratings or something. It probably worked so I bet you'll see a lot more last season splits. :/

[Dimnos]

Oh they pulled that shit. More and more fuck tards are doing that.

[Tadao]

I've only seen the closer do it. Granted, I don't watch too many tv show unless people get hurt or made fun of.

[Krythor]

I think the Sopranos did it.

[Tadao]

I've never seen 1 episode of Sopranos or The Wire. I here they are both great from beginning to end. Except the very end of Sopranos of course.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, they're both great. Loved 'em both. I find it easier to sit down and watch any random episode of The Sopranos, though.

[k0k0]

also the new meth doesn't go as well so they rename it Meth Classic.

Any hopes for crystal clear meth?

[Mad Melvin]

Yeah, they're both great. Loved 'em both. I find it easier to sit down and watch any random episode of The Sopranos, though.

True. Tried this with The Wire, had to watch the whole thing again.

[King Hadas]

Breaking Bad: I still love the show but I have to admit I didn't like most of season 4. Jesse being 'conflicted' wasn't very interesting to me, he was like an anime heroine who can't decide which bishonen she truly loves (bishonens = balding geezers). And now Jesse is super smart? It makes sense logically that he'd pick up a thing or two from Walt but it doesn't sit right with me. Him being the voice of reason in season 5 bothered me as well. Honestly I've come to really dislike Jesse.

Also Dexter is terrible. A few weeks ago I went to Dexter season 7 on wikipedia and the last episode was titled "Surprise, Motherfucker". It was a prank. It tricked me into watching two episodes. They sucked.

[Kitsa]

How are we feeling about Sunny? I get the "recycling" theme last night, har-de-har-har, but idk

[kahljorn]

i started watching breaking bad from season 1 and i realized that this show never really changes and its really not that great of a show (I MEAN ITs OK) its still basically a sitcom. WALT WANTS TO COOK METH, BUT JESS HAD TO KILL SOMEBODY SO NOW HE DOESNT WANNA. JESS WANTS TO COOK METH, BUT WALT IS DEALING WITH PROBLEMS AT HOME. that's basically every episode.
also as much as I hate every annoying thing about skyler i have to admit its probably the most realistic portrayal of a woman ever in television.

[Mad Melvin]

Watched the first two seasons of Boardwalk Empire in three days. They were more awesome than I remembered. Really loving season 3 so far, as well. This is shaping up to be almost as good as The Sopranos. Hope they don't mess it up.

[Nick]

Just caught up on Comic Book Men
Was it any good?

[Kitsa]

I had a dream involving Black Books so I decided to watch the entire, what, 3-something seasons again. I'm in the middle of Series 2.

It's not Father Ted, but it's about as close as we'll ever get without Dermot Morgan. As the episodes progress, they begin to get a real Father Ted feel to them.

Always have and always will hate the title sequence, though.

[Zomboid]

Watched the first two seasons of Boardwalk Empire in three days. They were more awesome than I remembered. Really loving season 3 so far, as well. This is shaping up to be almost as good as The Sopranos. Hope they don't mess it up.

Yeah, I'm really digging this season so far. My only complaint is that I want more Van Alden.

[kahljorn]

ive been watching this UK show called Wire in the Blood

its acrime show bout this psychology dude who works with police to catch killers

its super good so far and maybe as good as The Wire.

[Mike Tobacco]

Happy 49th to the Doctor. I'm relatively new to the Doctor Who phenomenon, but my inner geek is already looking forward to the The Eleven Doctors special that will undoubtedly accompany the 50th anniversary.

[Guitar Woman]

Show got shit in Series 6, probably because it started being more about the Doctor and his companions as characters than it is about their adventures in horrorspace. Steven Moffat specifically said that was the point of the show once, but I guess he forgot when he took it over.

That one with the planet full of insane Daleks was almost good but I was literally punching myself in the face throughout all the Rory/Amy melodrama bullshit.

Then again the show's problem since the 60's has been that only about a third of the episodes/serials are actually good. Last one I really loved was Gangers.

[Dimnos]

http://merchandise.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/dvd-masque.jpg

It was all down hill after this. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck right off, Sylvester McCoy kicked ass

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Amish mafia is fucking ridiculous.

[Tadao]

Killer Karaoke is pretty funny but then it gets annoying with the repetitive playbacks, promos, and Steve O lame dragged out dance before each winner announcement. Oh and the fucking repetitive courses are already bugging the shit out of me and I've only watched 4 episodes. Other than the 4 major draw backs in each episode, well I guess it sucks. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is it bugging you because they use bugs.

[Mad Melvin]

I bought a huge boxset, which contains every season + movies of The X-Files. Still works. Watched the first two seasons, and there were maybe 3 terrible episodes. The rest of them ranged from entertaining to excellent. If I remember correctly, the show started going downhill after season six, but i'm still glad I bought this. Especially since it was ridiculously cheap.

[Tadao]

Is it bugging you because they use bugs.

More bugs would be a great change up.

[Kitsa]

I used to only have patience for the Fourth Doctor, which I figured was because he's the one I grew up with. In my later years, I've come to appreciate David Tennant a little more, particularly during the Catherine Tate episodes, since I'm a fan of Catherine Tate.

WxB1gB6K-2A

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

More bugs would be a great change up.

I've been watching 20 most shocking again which they could have also just called people getting hurt. Arguably less karaoke involved.

This guy stands in front of a pile of cardboard boxes. His friends tape like a mattress and pillows to the front of an econoline and just gun it at him going 20mph into the boxes.

[Fathom Zero]

hahahaha

[Tadao]

lol sounds like the Darwin awards

[Zomboid]

I bought a huge boxset, which contains every season + movies of The X-Files. Still works. Watched the first two seasons, and there were maybe 3 terrible episodes. The rest of them ranged from entertaining to excellent. If I remember correctly, the show started going downhill after season six, but i'm still glad I bought this. Especially since it was ridiculously cheap.
Yeah, a few years ago, I started collecting the DVD sets after not having seen the show in years, and it was remarkable how great it still was. I stopped collecting after the fourth or fifth season, though. I can't remember why, but I guess I should've held off a bit longer. Only caveat with that show is that you pretty much need to start at the beginning instead of where you left off if you go over a year or two between viewings.

[Tadao]

Joe Schmo show is entertaining in that I can see some of the idiots here falling for it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched "the gang goes jihad" episode last night trying to get sophia to go to sleep. After they make the terrorist tape she puts her blankie on her head, wraps it around her face then starts muttering around the living room.

[Tadao]

Anyone hopefull that Scifi's Defiance is going to be awesome? I want it to be but I've been burned too many times by them.

[Tadao]

I dont think Defiance is going to be any good.

Ive had the show Cult dvred and started watching it yesterday. Its pretty good, to bad they canceled it after 8 episodes even though the made 13 :lol

[Tadao]

Good thing I also DVRed The Following

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://teamcoco.com/video/51587/conan-audience-craigslist-ads-for-05-02-13

Tadao at 1:00 into. I was son of a bitching last night. Its time to get on this.

[Tadao]

HAH!

[Dimnos]

Decided to watch season 7 of Dexter. Loving Ray Stevenson; best bad guy since Lithgow. However, I really dont understand why, in all this back and forth with his sister, he never mentions how at the end of season 5 she basically said she admired his work and let him go. Am I remembering that wrong?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Charmed. Holy fucking shit. This show is unreal. At least twice in every episode people are exploded away with rag doll physics. Countless minor leg injuries and just all around horseshit acting.

Glorious.

[Tadao]

Are you talking about the three teen witch show from the 90s?

[Esuohlim]

IS ANYONE WATCHING ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SEASON 4?

Please tell me the first two episodes aren't typical of the rest of the season because HOLY SHIT am I bumming hard about it so far.

[k0k0]

It wasn't until I got to Episode 5 (Tobias' episode) that I got into it. There really are some awesome episodes in the season, but it took getting used to the format. I'm really hoping that there's a season 5 with a normal order because this one impressed me so much in the end.

[Dimnos]

Im currently rewatching the past seasons first. Please dont tell me the new one sucks. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are you talking about the three teen witch show from the 90s?
I AM. SHIT IS BONKERS
IS ANYONE WATCHING ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SEASON 4?

Please tell me the first two episodes aren't typical of the rest of the season because HOLY SHIT am I bumming hard about it so far.

It wasn't until I got to Episode 5 (Tobias' episode) that I got into it. There really are some awesome episodes in the season, but it took getting used to the format. I'm really hoping that there's a season 5 with a normal order because this one impressed me so much in the end.

Only through episode 2 of season 4. I think they aren't doing season 5, just a movie so far.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The new Scooby doo show is brilliant.

[Tadao]

Just finished season 1 of Game of Thrones, my buddy said he couldn't get into this last season. :(

[k0k0]

Anyone watch Nathan For You? I was laughing hysterically through some of the shit he did on the show. I love this bit:

f2rgzsO-AMM

It's awesome that it's getting a season 2 also. I was surprised since they didn't pick up Jon Benjamin Has A Van, I just assumed this one would get dumped also.

[Tadao]

I watched 2 or 3 times. Didn't get into it. I did like the fee pizza if we are thing though. That was funny.

[Dimnos]

Just finished season 1 of Game of Thrones, my buddy said he couldn't get into this last season. :(

Season 3? Its only the first half of book 3 and feels a bit rushed / condensed. But the finally should be really fucking good and next season should be bad fucking ass! :)

[Tadao]

On the last 2 episodes of season 2 right now. :eek

[AChimp]

The Internets is so mad at Game of Thrones right now. I love it. :lol

[Dimnos]

:lol I have been waiting for those two to eat it this entire season. I loved my friends reactions.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

People are losing their shit about it.

[kahljorn]

should i start watching this show or is this another one of those mediocre things like harry potter twilight the hunger games the walking dead that people obsess over

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BUT BETTER

[Zomboid]

Arrested Development season 4 started off sooooo fucking badly. I've been waiting for that episode of Game of Thrones for like two years now. Everyone's angry! Hooray!

[Tadao]

Is that how it happens in the books. I like the way things happen in this show.

[Zomboid]

The very first thing that happens when shit hits the fan is absent from the book. Everything else is pretty close, though with minor differences. A jester gets killed in the book, for example.

[Dimnos]

The prego bitch isnt even there in the book. She and the Blackfish stayed at Riverrun. Also, in the book, its very unclear if she is pregnant at all. And yeah, Cat cuts a retarded jester nephew of Lord Frey not his teenage wife. I was happy they did the Wolf head thing.

[Dimnos]

Also, Arya killing that dude in the woods better not replace one of the best moments from the book. I will be SUPER pissed. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I remember going through that area really quick in the book. Like it was two pages.

Math = two pages of chars dying = 2 weeks of internet rage.

[kahljorn]

i watched season 1 of game of thrones while i was frying last night

pretty fun :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't wait for shitmouth.