"...and that's the story of how they make glue!"

You remember you have a cousin, Cletus Von Kindlehoppenheimerscopf, who is a stable hand on a farm. He's one of those cousins that every family has, yet nobody ever hears from. And your family prefers to keep it that way too. Regardless, you know that your cousin has l33t cl3@n1ng sk1llz, because he shovels horse crap out of the barn on a daily basis. Anybody who can do that for a living can surely handle a post-party cleanup look like a walk in the park.

"Sure I'll be more than happy to help ya out, cousin!" Cletus proclaims. "Heck, I ain't even seen nobody in the past 5 years, so I'm mighty obliged that you'd even consider me for the job! You, you, you can even tell your guests to crap on the floor and I'll clean it up too! I'm real good with cleaning up shit!" he cackles.

You're starting to feel a bit uneasy around the guy, but he does seem dedicated enough, so what the hell. "No, there won't be any shit for you to clean-up, and please Cletus... don't encourage the Monster Party guests to defecate on the floor ok?" Obviously disappointed, he agrees.

An elf bartender, escaped convict bouncers, and a guy who usually shovels horse shit for your clean-up crew. Sounds like you've got quite a party in the making going for yourself here! You all hop in the van and decide to make a quick run to the grocery store. After all, you're house might be decorated nicely, but it's not gonna be a party without drinks and snacks to munch on.

:(

You all empty your pockets and you come up with the following:

• $7.58 in cash.
• A Knife.
• Plenty of lint.
• A bean.
• A nude picture of Abe Vigoda.
• Another nude picture of Abe Vigoda.
• A pack of Kool-Aid - "Blastin' Berry Cherry" flavor

Damn, you were hoping to have a bit more cash on hand, but who knows, maybe you can still make the best of this situation, right?

YOU DECIDE TO:

• Bury the bean and hope it grows food in time for the party.
   
• Stand on the street corner with a "Nude photos of Abe Vigoda for sale!" sign.
   
• Go into the grocery store and purchase all the generic brand-x food and drinks that $7.58 can buy.
   
• Take the knife, some lint, and the pack of Kool-Aid and use them to hold up the grocery store.