You brazenly shout out
"The look of the scabs!" while it's still the elderly Korean woman to
your left's turn. Pat Sajak sighs in disgust, and starts to say "You
have to wait unt--", looks at the confused Korean woman, sighs in
disgust, and says "You've won!" with a slight smile and a sigh of
disgust. Vanna White just kind of stands there wondering whether or not
she should even bother turning the letters, then runs off the stage
quietly sobbing to herself.
Pat Sajak walks up to you with a ten-foot smile plastered to his face,
grips your hand in a firm shake and says "Now it's time to select your
prize!" The instant his back is to the camera, he tightens his hold on
your hand into a vice-like grip with the kind of pent-up rage that only
a game show host could muster and says through clenched teeth with a
look of murder in his eyes "This is IT, you little shit. Take
whatever you want, but when this is over that picture is MINE!"
You watch the turntable of prizes spinning slowly by, not even having
the foggiest idea which of the crappy prizes you'd even want. "Should
have found Bob Barker in a bathroom stall" you think to yourself as you
watch fancy oak tables covered in silk doilies rotating by. You're
trying to decide whether you want a dining room set, some kind of
vehicle you don't want, or a dream vacation when suddenly you receive a
weird flash and hear a stern voice whisper in your mind "The story is
called 'PARADISE Nightmare', dumbass!"
"Woah, that was weird," you mutter quietly, focusing back on the prize
turntable. After a minute of staring with grim determination and Pat
Sajak sighing in disgust, you've made your decision!
