#1: If you're easily offended, you might not want to read the log files.)
(WARNING #2: If you are one of the perverts mentioned in these log files: KILL
following are log files from AOL Instant Messenger that we here at I-Mockery.com
have collected. The names we have used to expose these perverts have
been altered in these log files to help keep our instant messenger havoc
alive and well for a long time to come. The name we'll use for the
purpose of this page is "Fake-girl".
the identities of the perverts ARE their actual identities. So have a
field day teasing the living hell out of them. They deserve it. Keep in
mind that all of these people contacted us first. We never met them,
just out of the blue they'd send us a message. Yep, they asked for it!
Just so you know, some of these log files are quite long. Lot of the
guys will try to do the small talk for a while before they get to the
good stuff. So feel free to scroll down halfway through each log if it
is a little slow at first. Keep in mind, some of them are hilarious from
the very beginning! And
now... the log files:
Most Recent Log Files:
[4: updated 3/16/01]
[Short Log Files]
Archived Log Files (from newest to oldest):
TMassageG: Morning..........Ok here I am...Open&Honest Guy.....How can I help you??lol
Fake-girl: hahahah, my kinda man!
TMassageG: So whats up
Fake-girl: well, since yer open & honest, whatcha lookin for mr. honesty? :-*
TMassageG: A fun life with an amazing woman
Fake-girl: Well I'm certainly amazing!
Fake-girl: Mind if I ask how old you are, what you look like, etc?
TMassageG: So what are you looking for ms. amazing?
Fake-girl: well you can start by answering those questions.
Fake-girl: Do you have a pic I could see of yourself?
TMassageG: I am 29........6'3", 202lbs with a lean swimmer's frame........and I am the cute guy next door type
Fake-girl: swimmer? ooooooo i like already
TMassageG: How old are you?
Fake-girl: I'm 24, not too young i hope. :-)
TMassageG: Yes I have some pics
TMassageG: Not to old I hope
Fake-girl: not at all!
Fake-girl: could u send me a pic of yourself?
Fake-girl: I'd love to see you. i can send you one of me soon too
TMassageG: Do you have a pic??
Fake-girl: yes, I just need to find where i put it
TMassageG: ok I will IM you one just a sec ok
Fake-girl: great, i'll keep looking for mine
TMassageG: Hmmmmmm......My pic disc is being moody this morning.....may take a few
Fake-girl: that's ok, I've got the time. :-*
TMassageG: Well still working on it......so what do you do?
Fake-girl: Well i like swimming a lot, but not for a team or anything. I like going surfing on those morey boogy boards. You ever done that?
TMassageG: Nope but I am game..........where do you live?? Cali??
Fake-girl: I live in Virginia right now, but ironically, I'm planning on moving to Cali. How bout you?
TMassageG: I live in GA
Fake-girl: pretty hot there.
Fake-girl: good place to be in a pool. :-)
TMassageG: Why are you moving to Cali
Fake-girl: Just want a change of scenery and want to be near the ocean
TMassageG: Sounds good to me.......need a roomie
TMassageG: YAY!!!!! I got it I got it
Fake-girl: got yer pic?
Fake-girl: woo hoo!
Fake-girl: yeah I might need a roomie actually. who knows :-*
TMassageG: Ok sending you the one of me getting attack be some crazy lobster ok
Fake-girl: hahah sounds good!
Fake-girl: do we need to directly connect to send pics?
TMassageG wants to send file A:\IMAGES\Img04.jpg.
Fake-girl declined request; the file will not be sent.
Fake-girl wants to directly connect.
TMassageG is now directly connected.
Fake-girl: there we go
Fake-girl: now you can send it directly to me in this window
TMassageG: Ok on sec
TMassageG wants to send file A:\IMAGES\Img04.jpg.
Fake-girl received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\pic\Img04.jpg.
Fake-girl: hahah looks funny, hard to see you though
Fake-girl: hahah nice lobster. wow that's big. got anythin closer of you so i can see you better?
TMassageG: Picky Picky.
TMassageG: One sec
TMassageG wants to send file A:\IMAGES\Img08.jpg.
Fake-girl received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\pic\Img08.jpg.
Fake-girl: cool, you look pretty tall and in good shape
TMassageG: Thanks........I am 15 lbs heavier now from the gym
Fake-girl: got any pics with a closeup of ya? I'm liking what I've seen and heard so far!! :-P
TMassageG: Well have a few more don't think any are to close tho
Fake-girl: Well if ya have anythin you'd like to send me don't hesitate. :-)
TMassageG: Mostly funny road trip pics ya know
TMassageG: Same to you
Fake-girl: (i'm lookin for mine as we speak)
TMassageG wants to send file A:\IMAGES\Img26.jpg.
Fake-girl received c:\download\Fake-girl\Img26.jpg.
Fake-girl: Now we're talkin!
Fake-girl: you've got a cute face
Fake-girl: hey i found a pic of me!
TMassageG: Thinking of having laser surgery on my eyes tho
Fake-girl: want me to send it now?
Fake-girl: Here it is!
Fake-girl: What do ya think?
TMassageG: Your male
Fake-girl: yes of course
Fake-girl: but I'm getting laser surgery to fix that probably
TMassageG: Ouch that sounds painful
Fake-girl: not into she-males i take it?
TMassageG: Nope nothing personal......just doesn't float my boat
TMassageG: Everybody has their own thing ya know
Fake-girl: oh I could do more than float your boat honey
Fake-girl: I could take you for a ride on my bike and then on my boogey board
TMassageG: LOL.........thanks but not for me
Fake-girl: Oh well, you're missing a good piece of ass I'll have you know. We could have had lots of fun in
Fake-girl: Catch ya later, and if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
TMassageG: Sure you will find some great ass out there too
Fake-girl: Well, I think you're a great ass. :-)
TMassageG: Thanks........Have a great life
Fake-girl: hi there
Evilwon9: how are you
Fake-girl: i am fine..and you?
Evilwon9: great thanks
Evilwon9: what are you wearing?
Fake-girl: i'm wearing a tube top and some spandex pants
Evilwon9: what do you look like
Fake-girl: i am 36/24/36 and 5'8'' with blonde hair
Evilwon9: wow....cup size??
Fake-girl: C.....and i have a tattoo of an aardvark on my ass
Fake-girl: do you want to go down on me?
Evilwon9: I'd love to like your clit...
Fake-girl: well......you'd have to get passed my
Fake-girl: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! you fucking pervert!!!!!!!
Fake-girl: LOL!!!!!!!! you've been observed by http://www.i-mockery.com
Fake-girl: YOU FUCKING SICKO! GET A LIFE!!!!! LOL
JunkieXL22: what do your panties look like?
Fake-girl: i'm not wearing any
JunkieXL22: you horny?
Fake-girl: boy am i!!!
JunkieXL22: areyou f/m?
Fake-girl: which do you think!!??
JunkieXL22: are you masturbating now?
Fake-girl: yeah! i'm thinking of you!!
Fake-girl: set me up...gimme a senario
JunkieXL22: you live next to me and you catch me stealing a pair og your panties
Fake-girl: and i walk up to you and give you a
quick slap on the cheek
JunkieXL22: ouch what was that for?
Fake-girl: >: )
JunkieXL22: i didn't mean to take them
JunkieXL22: i was going to put them back
Fake-girl: that's ok...
Fake-girl: you can have them
Fake-girl: do you want to put them in your mouth??
JunkieXL22: do you want me to put them on?
Fake-girl: yes please!
JunkieXL22: uhhhh yes
JunkieXL22: oky i have a pair of panties on
JunkieXL22: what do you want me to do now?
Fake-girl: i want you to feel my manhood
Fake-girl: you fucking perv
Fake-girl: hahahaha i'm a guy!!!!!
Fake-girl: put those pantys back!
Fake-girl: take them off!!!!!!
Fake-girl: they belong to my sister lololol!!!!!!
Fake-girl: you've been bamboozled by the people of i-mockery.com...check yourself out later
Buff5406 (10:37:43 AM): wana cyber
Fake-girl (10:38:22 AM): sure
Buff5406 (10:38:38 AM): do u have apic
Fake-girl (10:38:44 AM): no do you?
Buff5406 (10:38:51 AM): no
Buff5406 (10:38:54 AM): asl
Fake-girl (10:38:59 AM): 21/f/va
Fake-girl (10:39:05 AM): u?
Buff5406 (10:39:12 AM): 18/m fl
Buff5406 (10:39:19 AM): u want to cyber
Fake-girl (10:39:24 AM): sure :-)
Buff5406 (10:39:41 AM): r u going to fingure urself wile we do
Fake-girl (10:39:52 AM): most likely
Fake-girl (10:40:02 AM): if you turn me on enough...
Buff5406 (10:40:03 AM): what size tits u have
Fake-girl (10:40:35 AM): 34 d
Buff5406 (10:41:08 AM): what r u wearing be descriptive
Fake-girl (10:41:15 AM): you first
Buff5406 (10:41:26 AM): boxers only
Buff5406 (10:41:32 AM): red silk
Fake-girl (10:41:32 AM): what kind
Buff5406 (10:41:44 AM): tommy
Buff5406 (10:42:09 AM): what about u
Buff5406 wants to directly connect (10:42:18 AM).
Buff5406 is now directly connected (10:42:20 AM).
Fake-girl (10:42:38 AM): jeans and a pink t-shirt with black bra and black
Buff5406 (10:42:48 AM): r thry thongs
Fake-girl (10:42:50 AM): but i'll be in my underwear soon enough
Fake-girl (10:42:56 AM): how'd you know :-)
Buff5406 (10:43:10 AM): how scimpy r they
Fake-girl (10:43:18 AM): why are we directly connected? you find a picture?
Buff5406 (10:43:34 AM): no so i can tell when ur typing
Fake-girl (10:43:37 AM): pretty skimpy
Buff5406 (10:43:47 AM): do u shave
Fake-girl (10:44:03 AM): all the time
Buff5406 (10:44:20 AM): well first
Buff5406 (10:44:30 AM): i would lay u back on ur bed
Buff5406 (10:44:52 AM): take off ur shirt and pants
Buff5406 (10:45:01 AM): and kiss u all over
Fake-girl (10:45:05 AM): where
Buff5406 (10:45:14 AM): then take ur bra off
Buff5406 (10:45:21 AM): and lick ur tits
Buff5406 (10:45:35 AM): then take ur panties off
Buff5406 (10:45:40 AM): and start finguring u
Fake-girl (10:45:41 AM): mmmmmm
Buff5406 (10:45:56 AM): r u finguring urself
Fake-girl (10:46:00 AM): i am now
Buff5406 (10:46:05 AM): how many
Fake-girl (10:46:12 AM): just two so far
Buff5406 (10:46:33 AM): thn i would start kissing u from ur lipps
Buff5406 (10:46:39 AM): down ur neck
Buff5406 (10:46:43 AM): to ur tits
Fake-girl (10:46:49 AM): over my chin?
Fake-girl (10:47:03 AM): cuz there is one thing i don't shave and that's my goatee
Buff5406 (10:47:03 AM): down to ur stomache
Fake-girl (10:47:05 AM): hope that's ok
Fake-girl (10:47:15 AM): i forgot to mention that
Fake-girl (10:47:30 AM): but i do shave on the sides!
Buff5406 (10:47:53 AM): r u a guy
Fake-girl (10:48:04 AM): who else would have a nickname like
Fake-girl (10:48:54 AM): hello?
Buff5406 (10:48:59 AM): yea
Buff5406 (10:49:16 AM): may i help u
Fake-girl (10:49:40 AM): you were having cybersex with me, where'd you go
Buff5406 (10:49:48 AM): u r a guy
Fake-girl (10:50:20 AM): you already licked my tits and fingered me, it's
too late to stop now
Buff5406 (10:50:39 AM): ur a guy i dont swing that way
Fake-girl (10:50:46 AM): why'd you IM me then
Buff5406 (10:51:01 AM): i did not know u were a guy
Fake-girl (10:51:07 AM): try reading the whole profile
Buff5406 (10:51:11 AM): u said u were a female
Buff5406 (10:51:13 AM): i did
Fake-girl (10:51:44 AM): and the fact that my nickname is scott never
crossed your mind
Buff5406 (10:51:57 AM): were does it say scott
Fake-girl (10:52:20 AM): ....in my info
Buff5406 direct connection is closed (10:52:27 AM).
Fake-girl (10:52:55 AM): go find some other guy to cyber
Fake-girl (10:53:21 AM): you've been busted by www.i-mockery.com
Buff5406 (10:53:37 AM): u ovously liked it
Fake-girl (10:53:44 AM): you know it
Buff5406 (10:53:46 AM): u said u were finguring urself
Fake-girl (10:53:55 AM): i was, i grew a vagina just for the experience
one is particularly funny cuz a girl was actually posing as a
guy for us this time. So the pervert thought he was talking to a
girl, which he was, but the girl was acted like a guy just to
screw with the perv.
TheRockB52U69: hey there sexy.......
Fake-girl: hey baby
TheRockB52U69: How are you doin'?
TheRockB52U69: that's good to here....
TheRockB52U69: what are you doing on this fine night or early morning?
TheRockB52U69: oh are you?
TheRockB52U69: Why are you?
TheRockB52U69: if you don't mind me asking?
Fake-girl: cuz i'm horny for good luvin'
Fake-girl: from a big strong man
TheRockB52U69: well...here i am./....
Fake-girl: cuz my dick is real floppy
Fake-girl: i need encouragement
Fake-girl: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DICK
Fake-girl: come back here ya big stud
Fake-girl: talk to me
DukeBalla1 (10:58:30 AM): hey
Fake-girl (11:05:52 AM): hi
DukeBalla1 (11:06:05 AM): how u doin
Fake-girl (11:06:10 AM): ok you?
DukeBalla1 (11:06:16 AM): I'm good
DukeBalla1 (11:06:25 AM): I got a question
Fake-girl (11:06:28 AM): hm?
DukeBalla1 (11:06:52 AM): if I flip a coin, what are the chances of u giving me head
Fake-girl (11:07:42 AM): pretty good
DukeBalla1 (11:08:18 AM): mmmmmmmmm I like those chances
Fake-girl (11:08:42 AM): and if it lands the other way i might give you tail
DukeBalla1 (11:09:06 AM): oooooooooooooooh I REALLY!!! REALLY!!! like that
Fake-girl (11:12:32 AM): are you gonna flip that coin or what?
DukeBalla1 (11:12:54 AM): oh yeah, right now
DukeBalla1 (11:13:07 AM): landed on tails
Fake-girl (11:14:00 AM): now what?
DukeBalla1 (11:14:36 AM): its up to you
Fake-girl (11:15:14 AM): i guess we go with tail
DukeBalla1 (11:15:45 AM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake-girl (11:15:49 AM): but do you wanna put your dick in my tail? or >should i put my dick in your tail?
DukeBalla1 (11:16:31 AM): nah I'll put my dick in ur tail
Fake-girl (11:17:42 AM): i dunno, i think i'd rather rape you up the ass than get violated by some internet pervert
DukeBalla1 (11:18:07 AM): , why whose the internet pervert
DukeBalla1 (11:18:15 AM): you!!
Fake-girl (11:18:29 AM): oh really
DukeBalla1 (11:18:49 AM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
Fake-girl (11:18:59 AM): why's that?
Fake-girl (11:22:20 AM): well?
DukeBalla1 (11:22:33 AM): what the hell do u want!?
Fake-girl (11:22:48 AM): i asked you a question
DukeBalla1 (11:22:56 AM): yo go away
Fake-girl (11:23:12 AM): *cry*
Fake-girl (11:23:22 AM): fine, i'll just let the people at www.i-mockery.com decide who is the internet pervert
DukeBalla1 (11:23:22 AM): yo your gay
Fake-girl (11:23:34 AM): i think you were the person soliciting head from a guy
DukeBalla1 (11:24:08 AM): get away from me
Fake-girl (11:24:24 AM): don't you want a big goodbye kiss first?
DukeBalla1 (11:24:34 AM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nO!
Fake-girl (11:24:42 AM): you sure? i'll even slip you some tongue
DukeBalla1 (11:24:59 AM): ok
Fake-girl (11:25:03 AM): ok?
DukeBalla1 (11:25:22 AM): yeah ok
Fake-girl (11:25:31 AM): so you'll let a guy slip you some tongue?
DukeBalla1 (11:26:54 AM): sure if thats what makes u happy
Fake-girl (11:27:43 AM): you know you'd like it
DukeBalla1 (11:27:56 AM): if thats what gets u off
Fake-girl (11:28:10 AM): no no, this is all about you getting off
Fake-girl (11:28:25 AM): and discovering your gay side
DukeBalla1 (11:28:44 AM): nah, I got a girl, if the gay things gets cumming ok thats great for yeah, I'm not a gay bashers or anything
Fake-girl (11:29:21 AM): if you say so
Fake-girl (11:30:13 AM): you're still an internet perv!
DukeBalla1 (11:30:25 AM): ok thats great to know
Fake-girl (11:30:37 AM): does your 'girl' know you're aksin other people for head?
DukeBalla1 (11:30:53 AM): syeah she's here rigt now laughing at ur dumb ass
Fake-girl (11:31:25 AM): well if she enjoyed this conversation she should go read more like it at www.internetpervs.com
Fake-girl (11:31:38 AM): you'll be immortalized there soon too!
DukeBalla1 (11:32:34 AM): ok
we're SUUUUURE this guy has a girlfriend.
brief step out of the closet...
dodgerfan03 (7:34:58 PM): wanna cyber
Fake-girl (7:35:03 PM): ok
dodgerfan03 (7:35:18 PM): seriously
Fake-girl (7:35:21 PM): yeah
dodgerfan03 (7:35:29 PM): ok finally
Fake-girl (7:35:39 PM): heheh
dodgerfan03 (7:35:46 PM): first what is your name
Fake-girl (7:35:50 PM): robin
Fake-girl (7:36:24 PM): how come your profile says no cybersex?
dodgerfan03 (7:37:15 PM): oki did thta last year
Fake-girl (7:37:20 PM): ohh
Fake-girl (7:37:23 PM): but now you cyber?
dodgerfan03 (7:37:27 PM): but i changed my mind
Fake-girl (7:37:34 PM): what changed your mind?
dodgerfan03 (7:37:53 PM): i tryed it out
Fake-girl (7:37:56 PM): ohh
Fake-girl (7:38:06 PM): did you get a lot of girls trying to get you to
cyber or somethin?
dodgerfan03 (7:38:16 PM): so anyway are u loose or...
dodgerfan03 (7:38:20 PM): no
Fake-girl (7:38:24 PM): not really
dodgerfan03 (7:38:32 PM): i just do it when i am really horny
Fake-girl (7:38:35 PM): ohh
dodgerfan03 (7:38:52 PM): moesha is in new york so i don`t have her 2 screw
dodgerfan03 (7:39:09 PM): are u loose or...?
Fake-girl (7:39:11 PM): well there's always me
Fake-girl (7:39:26 PM): not too loose
dodgerfan03 (7:39:40 PM): in between
Fake-girl (7:39:54 PM): i guess
dodgerfan03 (7:39:55 PM): just the way i like it
Fake-girl (7:40:00 PM): good
dodgerfan03 (7:40:45 PM): so my dick is about 41/2 inches
Fake-girl (7:41:26 PM): that's ok
dodgerfan03 (7:41:38 PM): ok now how do u like start
dodgerfan03 (7:41:45 PM): like blowjob or what
dodgerfan03 (7:43:04 PM): how do u like 2 start
dodgerfan03 (7:43:44 PM): ok nevermind
Fake-girl (7:43:53 PM): sorry
Fake-girl (7:43:56 PM): i was on the phone
dodgerfan03 (7:44:03 PM): well just start from kissing
dodgerfan03 (7:44:09 PM): it is ok
Fake-girl (7:44:23 PM): you like startin with blowjobs?
dodgerfan03 (7:44:37 PM): it depends
Fake-girl (7:44:50 PM): can we?
dodgerfan03 (7:44:51 PM): but we can start from kissin
Fake-girl (7:44:53 PM): ok
Fake-girl (7:45:01 PM): and then you can give me a blowjob
dodgerfan03 (7:45:40 PM): i have just grown sick
Fake-girl (7:45:55 PM): why? not in the mood to give a blowjob?
dodgerfan03 (7:46:14 PM): are u a man
Fake-girl (7:46:24 PM): who else would you give a blowjob to?
dodgerfan03 (7:46:41 PM): ok are u gay
dodgerfan03 (7:47:28 PM): u did read my info didn`t u
dodgerfan03 (7:47:31 PM): are u gay
Fake-girl (7:47:39 PM): no
Fake-girl (7:47:43 PM): are you?
dodgerfan03 (7:48:00 PM): never tried it
Fake-girl (7:48:12 PM): now's your chance
dodgerfan03 (7:48:23 PM): are u serious
Fake-girl (7:48:31 PM): but try not to grow sick all over me
dodgerfan03 (7:48:44 PM): u are a man and u want 2 cyber with another man
Fake-girl (7:48:46 PM): i dunno would you?
dodgerfan03 (7:49:03 PM): i will try it
Fake-girl (7:49:39 PM): then maybe somebody will read this log at
www.internetpervs.com and volunteer to try it with you
dodgerfan03 (7:49:40 PM): if u want 2
dodgerfan03 (7:50:03 PM): ok bye
Fake-girl (7:50:09 PM): toodles!
dodgerfan03 (7:50:20 PM): that was sick
Fake-girl (7:50:27 PM): what was?
dodgerfan03 (7:50:43 PM): i was gion 2 try cause i thought u wanted 2
Fake-girl (7:50:57 PM): ohh, i didn't know it was just a favor
dodgerfan03 (7:51:32 PM): ok well see ya man sorry
Fake-girl (7:52:41 PM): hmm.. pity cybersex.. i think that's more pathetic
than any other concept i've ever heard..
dodgerfan03 (7:53:12 PM): ok bye thanks 4 lieing and making me sick see ya
Fake-girl (7:53:30 PM): my pleasure!
dodgerfan03 (7:53:40 PM): fuck u faget
Fake-girl (7:53:45 PM): hahah
Fake-girl (7:53:51 PM): "faggot"
dodgerfan03 (7:54:35 PM): bye
Fake-girl (7:54:41 PM): where'd the sudden homophobia come from?
dodgerfan03 (7:54:55 PM): bye
Fake-girl (7:54:59 PM): i remember you being willing to try cybersex with
dodgerfan03 (7:55:08 PM): bye
Fake-girl (7:55:15 PM): maybe this is an aspect of yourself you should
dodgerfan03 (7:55:23 PM): i was being nice
Fake-girl (7:55:30 PM): that's very kind of you
dodgerfan03 (7:55:40 PM): bye
Fake-girl (7:55:51 PM): au revoir
dodgerfan03 (7:55:57 PM): bye
KHAN5427: nice profile. are you an exotic dancer
Fake-girl: i sure am...my stage name is Kiki..
KHAN5427: wow got a pic
KHAN5427: so you get horny on stage alot
Fake-girl: i'm sorry... i don't! I did make some special some "special" photos for my ex-b/f last year...I should get those scanned..
KHAN5427: how old are you
Fake-girl: definately..I'm horny now!
KHAN5427: can i get you wet??
KHAN5427: try to
Fake-girl: too late..I already am!
KHAN5427: what are you wearing
KHAN5427: i will make you more wet and horny
KHAN5427: i am 6'3 185lbs black hair brown eyes, eight incher, wide, half italian. look like karate kid
KHAN5427: what are you wearing
Fake-girl: do you have any photos
KHAN5427: no. but i am good looking. live in DC
KHAN5427: big dick
KHAN5427: take off your panties
Fake-girl: oh i already did..
KHAN5427: spread your legs
KHAN5427: imagine me standing in front of you
KHAN5427: pants off
KHAN5427: are you faking it
KHAN5427: really wet
Fake-girl: no, I'm not..
Fake-girl: I am wet
KHAN5427: ok get a pen and imagine that i am taking your legs on my shoulders
KHAN5427: while you sit in front of your computer
KHAN5427: rub your cunt and imagine my tip rubbing you lips
KHAN5427: how old are you
KHAN5427: from where
KHAN5427: still spread??
Fake-girl: yeah, but i hope you don't mind, my giant penis is in the way...
KHAN5427: ok see ya
Fake-girl: You've been busted by the anti-internet pervert HATE squad on www.i-mockery.com
Fake-girl: next time try to get a real girl instead of harassing other people on here...
Thugpimp007: hi age
Thugpimp007: im 19
Fake-girl: if you are that curious, i'm 23
Thugpimp007: my name is mark
Fake-girl: Mine's Kimberly..
Thugpimp007: well kimberly do u have a pic
Fake-girl: sorry, I made some "special" photos for one of my ex boyfriend's last year..but I need to get those scanned
Thugpimp007: special huh
Thugpimp007: do you have a bf now
Fake-girl: no, i broke up with mine last month... He wasn't very good in bed!
Thugpimp007: to be honest im always good
Fake-girl: really? how interesting... =)
Thugpimp007: well when u know where do touch how to touch and when to touch...u just get real good
Fake-girl: maybe you should show me... ;)
Thugpimp007: and where do u live ms kimberly
Fake-girl: I live in Virginia! <G>
Thugpimp007: i was born there
Thugpimp007: i live in fla
Fake-girl: I moved here from Kansas...
Fake-girl: do you have any photos?
Thugpimp007: no i have no scanner
Thugpimp007: but im sure u would be horny if u saw me
Fake-girl: oh..I already am!
Thugpimp007: : )
Thugpimp007: do u like big cocks
Thugpimp007: i meausred mine for the first time the other day....7 in
Thugpimp007: thats when its fully erected
Fake-girl: ooh..i like them inside of me..everywhere!
Thugpimp007: feel so much better with no condom
Fake-girl: definately..I like it in different parts of my body, my mouth, my pussy, and other "special" areas.. ; )
Thugpimp007: i love titty fuckin
Thugpimp007: just love when the girl wraps her tits between my dick
Thugpimp007: and jut squeeze them together
Thugpimp007: as i thrust between them
Fake-girl: oh i definately do that..
Thugpimp007: do u like cum
Fake-girl: oh yes...i like it when a man cums all over my ass!
Thugpimp007: i like cumming all over a girls tits
Thugpimp007: and i love rubbing and touchin ass
Fake-girl: do you cyber?
Thugpimp007: i prefer phone though
Fake-girl: nah...phone's too scary for a pretty little thing like me..
Thugpimp007: well what are you wearing sexy
Fake-girl: just a tight t-shirt of my favorite band, Dominium, with my nipples all perky..
Thugpimp007: no panties?
Thugpimp007: mmm ill make sure ur pussy gets wet and a lot of pleasure
Fake-girl: oohh baby
Thugpimp007: how big are u tits
Fake-girl: not too big...pretty small, just a handfull..
Thugpimp007: thats perfect
Thugpimp007: just feel my tongue moisten ur lips and then twirl ur tongue
Thugpimp007: let me moisten u up with a couple fingers
Thugpimp007: rubbing the lips
Thugpimp007: then entering them
Thugpimp007: first slow then getting a little bit faster and deeper
Thugpimp007: one hand on ur pussy and the other on ur tits
Thugpimp007: massaging them
Thugpimp007: i wann give every part of ur body the touch it deserves
Fake-girl: well you are going pay attention to one part in particular...
Thugpimp007: your nana huh
Thugpimp007: my penis could use some attention bout now
Fake-girl: well...you first have to pay attention to my DICK some!
Fake-girl: you've just been screwed with by the anti-internet-perversion authorities at www.I-Mockery.com
Fake-girl: Try getting a real girl next time...pervert...
Fake-girl: or is getting a girl to hard so you have to fuck with them online?
Thugpimp007: to be honest with u its not hard at all id send u my pic which i am hot but im 17
Fake-girl: so you can sit on your chair yanking on your 2 inch pud...
Thugpimp007: whatever...im just a horny guy....ive made my own videos b4
Thugpimp007: i knew u wouldnt believe me but i dont care cuz its whores like u that fuck up the game
Fake-girl: I hope you enjoy "the game" because it'll be on www.i-mockery.com in a day or so..
Thugpimp007: what the hell is that gonna do
Fake-girl: for people to laugh at sick fucks like you
Thugpimp007: wow ur pretty cool
Fake-girl: i tend to think so...www.i-mockery.com strikes again!
b u u u n c h: hey 21/m blond blue eyes 6'3 200lbs, tan, built, wanna chat
Fake-girl: later on maybe, i'm workin right now cutey. you sound sexy though
b u u u n c h: where do u work
b u u u n c h: can we just chat a lil bit
Fake-girl: work at home
Fake-girl: hold on
b u u u n c h: k
b u u u n c h: ?
b u u u n c h: how r u baby
Fake-girl: doin pretty good now that i've got a real man like you to talk to. :-*
b u u u n c h: oh good :-) what r u doin now
Fake-girl: gonna take a shower in a little bit, other than that, not much heheh
b u u u n c h: what r uw earing now
Fake-girl: pajamas from victoria's secret. kinda see-through but not completely. they're pretty sexy
b u u u n c h: where u from?
Fake-girl: currently in virginia, but might move to california...
b u u u n c h: oh cool
b u u u n c h: can i call u?
b u u u n c h: pennsylavnia
Fake-girl: can't have you call me right now sorry
b u u u n c h: when can i?
Fake-girl: perhaps later on.
Fake-girl: I like talkin on here with guys first before i talk to them on the phone or anythin
Fake-girl: you have a pic?
b u u u n c h: yeha, do u?
Fake-girl: i can probably get one scanned soon to send you
b u u u n c h: mine is nude tho
Fake-girl: wanna send me your pic? I'd love to see your body
Fake-girl: nude? wow
b u u u n c h: is that ok?
Fake-girl: sure why not, i'm open
b u u u n c h wants to send file A:\chad.jpg.
Fake-girl received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\pic\log2\chad.jpg.
blurred for the sake of our viewers)
b u u u n c h: r u wearign any panties?
Fake-girl: of course not
b u u u n c h: whats ur bra size
b u u u n c h: ?
b u u u n c h: see my pic?
Fake-girl: nice pic!
Fake-girl: do 36c
b u u u n c h: what baby?
Fake-girl: 36c bra size
b u u u n c h: nice :-)
b u u u n c h: what do u think of me baby
Fake-girl: you look good
b u u u n c h: would u like to ride me :-)
b u u u n c h: ?
Fake-girl: i've got my picture for you
b u u u n c h: yes
Fake-girl wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\pic\log2\me.jpg: i'm the one that's circled
b u u u n c h received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\pic\log2\me.jpg.
b u u u n c h: haha
Fake-girl: my friends and I do that every week
Fake-girl: we perform village people songs at the local bar
Fake-girl: it's great!
Fake-girl: so what do you think, baby?
Fake-girl: Would you like to perform with me onstage sometime?
Fake-girl: Why aren't you responding?
Fake-girl: I thought you liked me
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