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THE
WINNING ENTRIES:
1st
Place:
Name:........... Jeffrey Rogers
E-Mail:.......... malevolent@mediaone.net
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1) Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, forsake eating meat!
2) Thou shalt not consume inferior alcoholic beverages!
3) Screw your mother and father! Why honor the assholes that brought you into
this miserable world?
4) Thou shalt not rave! This is an abomination!
5) Thou shalt not speak well of a former Confederate state. The South will not
rise again and is backwards in almost every way imaginable.
6) Thou shalt not vote Republican!
7) Thou shalt speak and type correctly! The English language is NOT difficult
to master!
8) Kill yourself already, you whiny Goth!
9) Thou shalt not wear clothing you have no place wearing, lard ass!
10) Thou shalt not lie if you really suck at it. It makes people less willing
to believe the lies of talented deceivers!
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2nd
Place:
Name:........... tristan bullington
E-Mail:.......... evolvingtristan@hotmail.com
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My New 10 Commandments:
1. Rinse, lather, repeat.
2. Employees must wash hands after using restroom.
3. WARNING: Not for children under 3 years of age. Choking hazard.
4. Apply to affected area.
5. 2 pills every 4 hours, not to exceed 8 pills in a 24 hour period.
6. You must be 18 to view the following web page.
7. Do not make illegal copies of this disc
8. The following TV show is rated TV-MA and should not be viewed by children
under the age of 17.
9. Try aol now.
10. Right lane must turn right.
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3rd
Place:
Name:........... mookow
E-Mail:.......... mookow500@yahoo.com
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My New 10 Commandments:
1: Thou shall worship the Chicken Of Rubber.
2: Thou shalt not commit Sanity.
3: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Tony Danza.
4: Thou shalt not indulge in Sobriety.
5: Thou shalt not suffer a mime to live.
6: Thou shall find humor in "Little People".
7: Thou shall run with scissors.
8: Thou shalt not commit conservatism.
9: Thou shall Pity the Fool, for Mr. T is Good.
10: Thou shalt not follow arbitrary commandments handed down by omnipotent
father figures.
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to all the winners!
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