LET'S ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

[Emu]

It's true, people really don't take care of their consoles. People bring their 360s to me all the time looking for tech support (not that I know how to fix any of this shit) and 90% of the time the problem is that someone knocked it over or the fan area is literally choked with dust and spider eggs.

Let's get something straight, though: The 360's hardware failures are monstrous compared to those of the PS3. That's a fact. However, Microsoft probably initially tested the 360 using people who know how to take care of a console, and not the inbred morons who actually ended up buying the thing and complaining when their hardware failed because they apparently live in mud huts. So Microsoft may have excused failtastic hardware because the failure rates were considerably lower in the laboratory. Or maybe Microsoft is honestly run by a cadre of hand-wringing Scrooges, I don't know.

That's another thing to take into account, too: The 360's primary audience is mostly targeted between those golden ages of 12-24 year old males. In other words, the most irresponsible people on the planet. The PS3 is generally targeted toward older people who are interested in the Blu-Ray features and have the means to use the hardware that most younger folk don't. For every PS3 that comes to me in awful condition, there are at least 360s that have urine stains on them.

[Dr. Boogie]

There's certainly no denying that people are stupid. At the same time, I don't feel like that's an explanation for why failure rates are so high for this generation. Or at least why failure rates are so high outside of Florida.

[Zomboid]

The 360s probably just commit suicide because they know they won't get Killzone 2 :rolleyes

[Babs]

and both of my original NES systems still work perfectly

[Fathom Zero]

>:

And yeah, it's also a manufacturing issue. But it's incredibly easy to defend against. Or you could just send it in. Either way.

[Microshock]

Or you can get a console that you dont have to be afraid of breaking down constantly..and the 360's that red ring dont just happen because of people not taking care of their system, it's because of faulty hardware.

Microsoft rushed it out to market and see what happened? Vista had the same dilemma when it first launched.
The only thing i see Xbox Live having over PSN is in-game cross voice chat, being able to send voice messages and in-game invites, and i dont think thats ever worth 50 dollars, microsoft tried to do it on the pc and guess what, no one paid 50 dollars for it.

And to say a service is somehow better because you pay for it, thats not true, Valve doesnt charge you to use steam and its services, right? That's because they make money off games on the service they sell.
And guess what, theres a store on the ps3! They make money off that and they do constantly add new features and listen to the fans.

[Zomboid]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I've said my piece and now I am done.

[Dr. Boogie]

>:

And yeah, it's also a manufacturing issue. But it's incredibly easy to defend against.

Yeah: don't turn on your 360 or expose it to any heat.


People, please. It's ok to like the 360 while still acknowledging that each console has a certain chance of bricking. The reason people put up with it is because of the great gaming experience when it does work.

[Sam]

I'd rather play a system that has games I want and dies then a system that doesn't die and has shit for games. :\

[Microshock]

I don't know, i'd rather have a system with actual variety other than just Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, i have enough shooters on the PC.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Every console is shit.

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/10-reasons-to-hate-every-console/a-2009032717493323082

Also, Microshock, you don't need to vehemently defend the PS3. Sony's a grown up.

[Big McLargehuge]

I have never seen someone who has an entire persona built around fanboyism.

[Nick]

Then you met Microshock.

[Microshock]

Also, CELL PROCESSOR! Yeah, how you gonna beat that?!

[Dr. Boogie]

Is that a component of your PS3, or some game?

I know I could easily open another browser tab and look it up myself but, meh.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah man the CELL PROCESSOR which gives developers the unique ability to make their cross-platform games look slightly worse than the 360 and much worse than the PC, how are you gonna' beat that?

Dr. Boogie: it's the CPU of the PS3 which is supposedly powerful but no twat can figure out how to use it properly so in practical terms it's about as good as the 360, maybe slightly less so.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Also, CELL PROCESSOR! Yeah, how you gonna beat that?!
how you gonna beat that?!

I hope you're being facetious...

[executioneer]

more like sickle cell anemia processor right guys

[Microshock]

Also Blu-ray, 6 times the quality of DVD. That's what you've been seeing for a decade times 6.
Also, Wi-Fi, built in!
And rechargable controllers with the battery packs built in!
And did i mention the CELL PROCESSOR!?

[Emu]

BLAST PROCESSING

[Fathom Zero]

You're kidding now, I see that. Just stop it.

[Microshock]

Kidding?! Why would i kid about the power of the cell processor?! IM SUCH A FANBOY! LOOK AT ME!

[Sam]

DANCE PUPPET, DANCE!

[Big McLargehuge]

I heard that up to ninety percent of the PS3 sales were made by confused people!

[Emu]

I've had more than one person tell me they bought the PS3 for the Bluetooth and to this day I have no idea what that means

[Tadao]

My brother just bought a sony viao. It can use a bluetooth mouse. We were trying to figure out if that is a good thing or not. Isn't just another wirless protocol? I have wireless mouse and keyboard, but the come with an adapter that plugs into my usb. I guess bluetooth would keep that usb port free, but is it as fast as my adapter setup? That is the question I have running in my head.

[MetalMilitia]

It's pretty good to have bluetooth support as you can easily hook up a bluetooth keyboard and use it with the web-browser or whatever, or even pull media off certain devices but it's hard to imagine anyone buying a PS3 specifically for the bluetooth support :/

[Fathom Zero]

My brother just bought a sony viao. It can use a bluetooth mouse. We were trying to figure out if that is a good thing or not. Isn't just another wirless protocol? I have wireless mouse and keyboard, but the come with an adapter that plugs into my usb. I guess bluetooth would keep that usb port free, but is it as fast as my adapter setup? That is the question I have running in my head.

Bluetooth is a unified standard. That is its edge. It's also crack-able.

bt-audit is one of the reasons I don't own a cell phone.

[Emu]

It's pretty good to have bluetooth support as you can easily hook up a bluetooth keyboard and use it with the web-browser or whatever, or even pull media off certain devices but it's hard to imagine anyone buying a PS3 specifically for the bluetooth support :/

They probably meant Blu-Ray. Just illustrating that 85% of the people who buy video games are uninformed fucks.

[Microshock]

Well you can set up a lot of stuff up with the PS3, since it's such a good media center, people buy it for that purpose and then get into games because they realize, oh it plays AMAZING GAMES!

Did i mention, NON PROPRIETARY HARDWARE and a FREE built in browser?!?!?!

[Fathom Zero]

It's okay, folks! He's just kidding!

[Microshock]

I am not kidding about the ability to use A LOT OF THINGS YOU BOUGHT in your HOUSE on the PS3 instead of buying some piece of shit white plastic microphone or harddrive you can only use on the 360.
The browser is also great for watching Hulu and Youtube on your TV, yes you can use a ton of different things to do that but its built into the ps3, and it's not free on the wii anymore.
Also, controllers with built in rechargable batteries, you know for those people that dont really want to buy batteries or rechargable ones at that.

[Dimnos]

Oh really? Because I just stream all that stuff from my computer to my xbox and watch it on my tv. Sounds pretty much like the same exact thing. I wonder what the difference can be.... Oh yea! The extra $200 bucks I have in my wallet.

[Dr. Boogie]

This whole thread is making me wish my 360 was fixed. Sure, it only had Halo and Gears of War, but it's either that, or play Lair on a PS3.

[Zomboid]

Alright, microbrat's whining is past the point where it's funny and it's only annoying now.

[Microshock]

Oh really? Because I just stream all that stuff from my computer to my xbox and watch it on my tv. Sounds pretty much like the same exact thing. I wonder what the difference can be.... Oh yea! The extra $200 bucks I have in my wallet.

No i think that was wasted on xbox live, an hdd and maybe even wi-fi

[Zomboid]

See? If there isn't a rule about rampant fanboyism, there fucking should be. Or just ban this one.

[Microshock]

Yeah Zomboid, i thought you mentioned about 10 times that im a fanboy! A PC/PS3 loving fanboy!

[Zomboid]

You remind me of this real winner of a kid that I went to Jr High with. He was a pretty ugly kid, not very bright, but he always tried to join in on stuff with my friends and I. Normally, we might've been willing to let him hang out with us, despite all of his obvious flaws, but this kid was ALWAYS talking about how great fucking Nike is. It was so annoying, but this kid never fucking shut up about it and he always tried to steer the conversation in that way. Eventually, he must've wised up and realized that no one liked him, 'cause he fucked off.

When is your moment of clarity going to occur?

[Microshock]

Sounds like you made up a great story to try to hurt me in some way? Maybe you should bring up something to the table other than "OH let me write something witty and clever, maybe the others on here will accept me"
Stop trying to make this forum a mini 4-chan.

[Zomboid]

It's a true story. Guy's name was Scott. He now climbs power poles, or something like that, for a living.

Thing is, I don't have to make up a fucking thing to make you look like the little brat that you are, because you keep doing it yourself with every single post.

And yeah, you caught me with the 4chan thing. I love that shit and I'm trying to change these forums by... "making up stories."

[Dr. Boogie]

The rule about ranting fanboyism is that it belongs in this damn thread.


And Micro, he raises a valid point: you keep going on and on about the PS3, but you've driven away any support you might have had with your fanatical devotion. At this point, everyone is more or less just saying whatever they can to annoy you.

Why even bother with this anymore? Are you hoping that the people who like the 360 will suddenly cave in and buy a PS3 because you finally wrote "the 360 has no games, the PS3 has powa!" enough times to break them down?

[Tadao]

Maybe you should bring up something to the table other than "OH let me write something witty and clever, maybe the others on here will accept me"

Is there something wrong with being witty and clever?

[Microshock]

The point is, people say stupid shit on here like " the 40 plus percent of 360's that failed are obviously people that dont give a shit about their console, right? not shitty hardware or anything"

I don't think i've said anything wrong about the ps3 if im talking about purely hardware, my opinions like i think the games are better aren't facts.
And if i was a true ps3 fanboy, i wouldnt love playing on the pc as well.

And no there's nothing wrong with being witty and clever but zomboid repeatedly tries, i swear he spends like 15 minutes at the keyboard muttering , "no, thats not right"

[Zomboid]

Nah, it comes naturally to those of us who don't spend 95% of our thought processes on video game consoles.

[Dr. Boogie]

I don't think i've said anything wrong about the ps3 if im talking about purely hardware, my opinions like i think the games are better aren't facts.

You've said that it has a lot of great exclusives. ;/


And if i was a true ps3 fanboy, i wouldnt love playing on the pc as well.

That's a pretty weak dodge in the face of all the rampant fanboyisms you harp on.

And no there's nothing wrong with being witty and clever but zomboid repeatedly tries, i swear he spends like 15 minutes at the keyboard muttering , "no, thats not right"

Micro, if it takes you 15 minutes to come up with a story about an annoying kid you used to know, chances are you were that kid to somebody else.

[Microshock]

I know the 360 has good qualities but it has so many bad qualities that it's just another Xbox 1 to me and i regretted having that because it had none of the great unique games that were on the playstation 2.
The games that are on the xbox 360 that are of any quality and EXCLUSIVE, is halo 3 and gears of war 2 and maybe even banjo kazooie.
This is just like the Xbox 1 in which it had Halo 1 and 2 and Chronicles of Riddick and Conker and whatever multiplatform games it had.

Read over what i write and maybe you will see that i do have a point behind what i say, get over yourselves

[Dr. Boogie]

I know the 360 has good qualities but it has so many bad qualities that it's just another Xbox 1 to me and i regretted having that because it had none of the great unique games that were on the playstation 2.

So now we finally get to the heart of the matter: you don't like the 360 because an xbox burned you in the past.


Seriously, though, here's the deal: your points about the PS3 having great hardware are irrelevant. Hardly anyone can work with them, and even when they do, the difference is negligible. It costs the most of any console. It no longer has any backwards capability. And sixaxis is a silly gimmick. And you, you talk about hating console shooters like Halo and Gears of War, then you turn around and heap praise onto Killzone 2.

But you know what? Everything I just listed is irrelevant. It's irrelevant because console war threads are intractable and dull, and you are incapable of even talking about the PS3 without devolving into a defensive annoying little twit. For you, the 360 is a machine that plays Halo for 5 minutes before bursting into flames, and the PS3 is a machine that converts nuclear waste into a cure for cancer.


That's why your posts on the issue deserve no more than an emoticon and a derisive remark.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I think once you say "That console sucks and if you disagree, you're stupid", then any followup argument you have is pretty much null and void.

[Zomboid]

And so ends another thrilling chapter in I-Mockery history.

[executioneer]

video games are a stupid waste of money in the first place, getting UPPITY about them is really pointless

[OxBlood]

Nah, Videogames are the shield that protects you from the goddamn boring world out there ;)

[Dimnos]

I am not kidding about the ability to use A LOT OF THINGS YOU BOUGHT in your HOUSE on the PS3 instead of buying some piece of shit white plastic microphone or harddrive you can only use on the 360.
The browser is also great for watching Hulu and Youtube on your TV, yes you can use a ton of different things to do that but its built into the ps3, and it's not free on the wii anymore.
Also, controllers with built in rechargable batteries, you know for those people that dont really want to buy batteries or rechargable ones at that.

In my opinion this is fanboyism, plane and simple. Your are tooting the PS3 horne while talking shit about the xbox. If you like the PS3 thats fine. If you want to tell people how you think its awesome thats fine too. If the only way you can say good things about the PS3 is to talk shit about the xbox... well thats fanboyism. If you are a PS3 fanboy hell that is fine too. But dont stand there going on and on about how your not or cry when people defend the xbox your talking shit about. I have an xbox and I take good care of it. I did get a red ring problem but Microsoft owned up to the problem and fixed it on their dime, I didnt even have to pay for shipping. That says a lot about a company.

[Microshock]

In my opinion this is fanboyism, plane and simple. Your are tooting the PS3 horne while talking shit about the xbox. If you like the PS3 thats fine. If you want to tell people how you think its awesome thats fine too. If the only way you can say good things about the PS3 is to talk shit about the xbox... well thats fanboyism. If you are a PS3 fanboy hell that is fine too. But dont stand there going on and on about how your not or cry when people defend the xbox your talking shit about. I have an xbox and I take good care of it. I did get a red ring problem but Microsoft owned up to the problem and fixed it on their dime, I didnt even have to pay for shipping. That says a lot about a company.

No, it says that they have a shoddily made piece of hardware and that they want to cover their asses from a lawsuit.

And i don't think i made the ps3 look better by talking truth about the 360, just comparing

[Phoenix Gamma]

And i don't think i made the ps3 look better

So you know you made it look worse?

Glad to see we're on the same page here :D

[Zomboid]

Micro, I'm sure if you sent a transcript of your posts (and some of our replies) from this thread to Sony, they'd see what a great asset you are to their further advancement in the field of gaming and would undoubtedly send you some free stuff. Stuff that you can use on your amazing console.

The unfortunate side-effect of this would be that you'd be so pre-occupied with your new, awesome Sony merch that you'd have less time to post here.

[Microshock]

Just admit the 10 year life cycle! That's longer than some species live!

[Dr. Boogie]

And so, with his retinue of talking points all but exhausted, Mircoshock was forced to liken his console to animals in the wild.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys did you know that both of those consoles are really bad

[Dr. Boogie]

Guys did you know that both of those consoles are really bad

You see, Micro? This is what you've become.

[Zomboid]

Really. I didn't think this forum would ever produce someone else who's opinion means so little.

[Guitar Woman]

Whatever, fags, enjoy your Personal Computers that actually are poop with no mouses!

[Guitar Woman]

That explode!

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey, i forgot about Guitar Woman!! :0 YOU TELL EM BABY.

[MattJack]

Currently this is the best thread I-Mockery has to offer.

[Zomboid]

Today, I hooked my laptop up to my xbox and uploaded pictures. Can your PS3 do that, micro? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We should argue about this in the "argue about videogames" thread :D

FFXII has the least amount of characterization. The story was garbage. I liked the fact that it took place in Ivalice but the majority of games that take place in Ivalice were bad.

Good ones:
1) FF Tactics
2) Vagrant Story

Bad ones:
1) FFXII
2) FF Tactics Advance
3) FFXII part two...the one for ds.

FF9 was really awesome. Only horrible part was the end boss.

For FFXII I really enjoyed the first 30 hours of it because I played it like it was FFXI. I solo'd till I got till level 25....then I got my second character.....the blond girl.

FFXII was just so bland. I would like to try the international zodiac edition because it looked like they actually individualized each char.

[Zomboid]

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to actively dislike FF7 unless they were pulling guitar woman shit where they just try to go against the grain.

I don't think it's the best game ever, nor would I even include it in my top 10, but it's still a solid entry in the series and definitely one of the best on the PSX.

Fuck, can't people like games anymore without there being douchebags from one extreme or the other coming in and either hating it or microshocking the fuck out of it?

[executioneer]

ff7 was pretty fun the first time i played it but i can't imagine wanting to play it again

EDIT: ff8 on the other hand was a godawful nightmare

[OxBlood]

FFXII has the least amount of characterization. The story was garbage. I liked the fact that it took place in Ivalice but the majority of games that take place in Ivalice were bad.

Good ones:
1) FF Tactics
2) Vagrant Story

Bad ones:
1) FFXII
2) FF Tactics Advance
3) FFXII part two...the one for ds.

FF9 was really awesome. Only horrible part was the end boss.

For FFXII I really enjoyed the first 30 hours of it because I played it like it was FFXI. I solo'd till I got till level 25....then I got my second character.....the blond girl.

FFXII was just so bland. I would like to try the international zodiac edition because it looked like they actually individualized each char.

My main gripe with 12 was the fact that there was no fantasy in the game (for a FF-Game). "There´s these bad guys here and the have these...you know...ships and stuff and they wage war and all that jazz". So? Where are the fucking demons? Where´s the suspense? Okay, it had a Dragon, I´ll give it that. Oh and the main character, that little halfnude bastard Vaan...I HATE that kid, honestly. Worst main character in a RPG ever.

I actually liked FF Tactics Advance 1 and 2, but not because of the story, I just love the job-system. FF9 on the other hand...IS good, I know that, but it´s not fun for me. I try to play through it for 10 years now but I always cancel the whole thing after about 10-15 hours (maybe because it runs 20% slower here, curse you, old PAL games!)

Oh and I actually liked FF8. Weak story, sure, but you got freaking powerful after a while, that makes up for any weak story.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to actively dislike FF7 unless they were pulling guitar woman shit where they just try to go against the grain.I played it sometime in 2002 for the first time when I borrowed it from a friend. Never got past the first disk. Story was okay, but the combat was slow, and random encounters felt too frequent. Once I left Midgar, it just wasn't interesting anymore; the game's introduction was really gripping, but got less and less interested as the story started to slow down.

Compared to Chrono Trigger, an SNES game, FF7 felt dated as fuck. Why would I want random encounters, slow battles, overly long attack animations, and ugly Popeye graphics when Chrono Trigger has none of that? Sure, the graphics complaint is a bit unfair, but still...

To be fair, I really wanted to like it, because zomg it's FF7, but it didn't jive well with me. Don't get me wrong, though; I see why people make a big deal over it, and I'm not saying people aren't allowed to like it or some shit; I just think that, as a game, it's not very good, even for the time it was released.

FFXII has the least amount of characterization. The story was garbage. I liked the fact that it took place in Ivalice but the majority of games that take place in Ivalice were bad.

Good ones:
1) FF Tactics
2) Vagrant Story

Bad ones:
1) FFXII
2) FF Tactics Advance
3) FFXII part two...the one for ds.


I liked the political story, and I liked that the leading female and the leading male were already taken, meaning they weren't going to fall in love with each other at the credits. Basch and Noah/Gabranth's relationship was interesting, particularly at the very end, and Balthier was one smooth motherfucker. Larsa was surprisingly awesome too; I was certain that he'd double cross my party, because he seemed shifty at the start, but he ended up being pretty damn cool. And totally loaded with X-Potions :D

Also, a lot of people really dig Tactics Advance. It sold a lot of copies and has a really strong following. Meanwhile, I'd argue that the original Tactics is pretty flawed; I can't see precisely where I place my units or who I'm fighting, so it comes down to luck at the very start. The story requires sparknotes, and the Calculator or whatever is so fucking broken. Tactics A2, while having the worst characters and story in the history of strategy RPGs, had some deep gameplay and the job system was pretty damn addicting.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really reccomend you getting past disc of FF7. I've played through it at least 4 times. It's not the end all be all game it's really solid. I hated FF8 the first time through but began to appreciate it after playing through it a few more times.

Same thing the first time I played FF tactics. I rented it, didn't come with instructions and died really quick because I didn't know what I was doing. After MUCH MUCH MUCH insisting by my friend to pick it up again and try I did. He showed me some pointers and I'm really appreciative of the fact that I was fortunate enough to get back into it. FF tactics blew my mind. It took a little whilte to follow the story but it's still really good. FF tactics advance was fun to play for a while, I liked the Vierra more than the other classes because it seemed they could get the best jobs. storywise though was a crock. I didn't even bother with FFTA2 so I can't comment on it.

FF6 is by far the best in my opinion.

I've been playing FFXI on and off again since 2004 and it has a special place in my heart for wasting the most time on a single game.

[executioneer]

Oh and I actually liked FF8. Weak story, sure, but you got freaking powerful after a while, that makes up for any weak story.

but... but the bad guys level up as you do, so getting more powerful doesn't make a shit of difference :(

[MetalMilitia]

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to actively dislike FF7 unless they were pulling guitar woman shit where they just try to go against the grain.

I pretty much hate it to be honest. I just don't care for that kind of thing. The art style, the story, the characters - it just makes me think "Mehh fuck this". The Japanese-ness of it is the main problem for me. Damn Japanese.

[Guitar Woman]

FF1, 6, and 7 are my favorites, and I don't hate 8 as much as everyone else seems to. I generally regard everything after that as an abortion, but now that I have a PS2 I might give 12 a chance if I ever happen across it.

I played Final Fantasy 2 and liked it, but couldn't be arsed to get very far because the leveling system was completely fucked. Props to this one for being the first to have set characters, instead of MAGE, FIGHTER, THIEF.

Final Fantasy Tactics is the most boring game I have ever played in my life.

[MattJack]

I pretty much hate it to be honest. I just don't care for that kind of thing. The art style, the story, the characters - it just makes me think "Mehh fuck this". The Japanese-ness of it is the main problem for me. Damn Japanese.

IF IT WERE FF7: THE NORMANDY INVASION YOU'D LOVE IT!

WHY DO YOU ONLY LIKE BORING FPS RTS WWII GAMES YOU LOONEY TOON?

[Microshock]

Today, I hooked my laptop up to my xbox and uploaded pictures. Can your PS3 do that, micro? :lol

Yes and i get to have the power of a super computer in my ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Muahahahhaha,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!$!$!

[Fathom Zero]

Urgh.

FFT took me in when I was in the eighth grade. Now I don't give two shits about it. FF7 was long and fun. FF8 was insanely better. blah blah blah

[Dr. Boogie]

Yes and i get to have the power of a super computer in my ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Muahahahhaha,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!$!$!

The power of a supercomputer, the capabilty of a Commodore 64 running Windows Vista!


I got my start with Tactics with FFTA. The story was negligible kiddy crap, but the game was fun.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Actually, I got Tactics for PSP, and my experience consisted of:

-Picking random units because I can't see the map I'm fighting on
-What do you mean "you can only bring 5 people"? Why give me, like, 30 slots if I'll never use them?
-Waiting for my turn
-Special attacks LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
-Oh god please let it be my turn now
-Another special attack is killing the frame rate again
-Oh for fuck's sake when's my turn?
-Okay I can go now. I attacked a guy.
-The enemy I just attacked ran away and healed.
-It's still not my turn yet.
-My lunch break is over now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^
Yeah, you have to get tactics for a console or even emulate it. The first battle is kind of bland because you don't really have any abilities yet. I couldn't even imagine playing it on a lunch break unless it was later on in the game. Battles generally take a long time. I would end up making Ramza a Warrior with Dual Wield from Ninja and Ignore Height from Dragoon, then give him an excalibur for +Haste and just go and woop on people in no time.

FF Tactics enemies also level up with your characters so the game is continually challenging.

This glitch only happened on my friends game but later on you come across a battlefield where he had to fight around 12 Monk enemies. Normally not that bad if there's a few of them but anytime you would attack one of them, two others would come over and chakra each other so they basically had almost a regen effect on.

[OxBlood]

but... but the bad guys level up as you do, so getting more powerful doesn't make a shit of difference :(

Did they? I was smashing the bosses in two or five turns later on, they didn´t level up enough apparently. Now, a game that really did it wrong was Oblivion but that´s another story :D

[Guitar Woman]

What didn't Oblivion do wrong?

I think my favorite bug is the one where if two people are attacking you at once and you surrender to one of them, they'll start fighting each other. I got the countess of Bravil locked in a life and death duel with her ladyservant :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

I HATE MGO.

FUCKING HATE>

[Emu]

Aww, sweetie, wanna talk about it?

[Phoenix Gamma]

^
Yeah, you have to get tactics for a console or even emulate it. The first battle is kind of bland because you don't really have any abilities yet. I couldn't even imagine playing it on a lunch break unless it was later on in the game. Battles generally take a long time. I would end up making Ramza a Warrior with Dual Wield from Ninja and Ignore Height from Dragoon, then give him an excalibur for +Haste and just go and woop on people in no time.

FF Tactics enemies also level up with your characters so the game is continually challenging.


Actually, I could usually get one battle done over the course of a 15 minute break. But then I got stuck on the map with the guillotine, and that battle's such bullshit that, when combined with all the other crap I hated (not seeing where exactly my units are going, waiting forever to input a command, random battles, isometric maps) made me stop playing the game. I tolerated that stuff to a point, but once I got stopped at that map, I pretty much had my full.

I'd give it a C, only because I'd like to think that buried somewhere in that whole mess is a compelling game.

[Emu]

That battle almost made me quit a few times. It's probably the second worst battle in the game after Velius. Holy shit I hate that one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's so much to do in Tactics. You just have to put up with it for a little while to really get good. I was stuck on the warehouse battle for quite some time because of the black mages. The Velius battle wasn't too bad for me but I was forwarned about it. That's the one with Ramza and Velius by themselves at the start where you can steal the Genji equipment right?

[Fathom Zero]

Aww, sweetie, wanna talk about it?

NO I DON'T, YOU MOTHERF@CKER. IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY WITH THE ASSAULT RIFLE SKILL EQUIPPED AND AN M4 CUSTOM GETS AN AUTOMATIC WIN BUTTON. HEADSHOTS FOR EVERYBODY. YAY! FUCK YOU. THIS GAME IS SHIT.

[Tadao]

Should I get for my PC Fallout 3 or RE5?

[Dimnos]

Does RE5 have the same co-op on PC it does on Xbox? If so and you have people to play with get it. If not get Fallout. They are both great games though...

[Dr. Boogie]

Get Fallout 3. It's worth it, plus it's out right now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Fallout 3 multiplayer on PC or still single only?

[Tadao]

I thought RE5 was out for PC. From what I hear you guys saying, it's not that great solo. I like to play solo. I think I still wish Fallout 3 was the old style, but I've been playing shooters again so I guess now would be the prime time to play it.

[Zomboid]

If nothing else, Fallout 3 is huge and you can spend a lot of time just exploring.

[Dr. Boogie]

Is Fallout 3 multiplayer on PC or still single only?

Single.

There's so much to do in it, though, that it really doesn't matter. Plus, the PC version lets you download and use mods to add even more.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's pretty nice then. I've watched my friends play it for a few hours and it seems pretty cool. My sister was doing some mission where:

She was escorting her mother and some people through a sewer to the Legion of Steel but then shot at the Legion of Steel and totally fucked the story up.

[Tadao]

I wanna do a mission with your sister ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mission Impossible

[Guitar Woman]

Fallout 3 is the best game where you can make people explode with your fists since Fallout 1.

[bigtimecow]

i love in fallout when i shoot someone in the leg once and their head and arms fall off :(

but i guess years of radiation will do SOMETHING to the body

[Tadao]

Just bought Fallout 3. Yay!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Love shooting people in the foot in Fallout 3 and they skyrocket toward the ceiling/air like the "Ring the bell" carnie game.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, remember that one time my Wii ate the one game I still cared about and left me with nothing but utter shit and games I've gotten sick of

Oh, hey, me neither, that must have been my Xbox eating GTA4. MY MISTAKE.

[Fathom Zero]

I have one game for my Wii and I haven't played it in about four months.

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't used my Wii in forever either but that's not the point here :<

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I do suppose that if you don't play it, there's no chance for a game to break inside it. 100% SUCCESS RATE.

This is a miracle. Everyone should not play their games. Just go outside. That way, the chance for failure is greatly reduced.

[Dimnos]

Oh, hey, me neither, that must have been my Xbox eating GTA4. MY MISTAKE.

So it did you a favor. :confused:

[Zomboid]

I've been playing punch out on the virtual console lately, but I haven't played an actual wii game in over a year.

[Guitar Woman]

I forgot to mention that I was playing Lost and Damned, a much better and less man-date oriented game.

[Dimnos]

Well I guess that is a bit sad then... :tear I thought that game was a download. Did it fry the HD or something?

[Guitar Woman]

No, it just ate the disc, but LaD needs GTA4 to run itself because it's still set in Liberty City and downloading the entire city over again when you've already got it on a disc would be retarded and probably take up half the hard drive. I sort of wish they'd have made an entirely new city and released it as a seperate game, but the plot is way less angsty than GTA4 and brings back all the glorified violence hilarity of the other games, and feels like a "proper" new-age Grand Theft Auto. Again I highly reccommend everyone get Lost and Damned who hasn't already. It's awesome.

My favorite mission was when I had to assassinate some naked politician's greedmonger uncle when he got off a helicopter at an airport. I rode over there with a rocket launcher, shot all three cars for his convoy, stole the helicopter, and mowed him down with the blades as he was fleeing across the tarmac. He went soaring into the skybox and I flew off into the sunset.

HUGE SUCCESS.

[WhiteRat]

Weren't you the one that said that the GTA series had terrible game design (or something along those lines)?

[Guitar Woman]

I've been a fan of the series since 2?

One thing that makes me shit my pants over GTA are those missions. You know, the completely retarded, iconic, too-hard-for-their-own-good missions that you have to re-do a thousand times before you finish them, and that Vice City seems to be entirely comprised of. I might have been referring to that.

GTA's progression also being mission-based, the narratives usually feel sort of disjointed or something, but that's really not a big problem and the spectacular writing more than makes up for that.

[MetalMilitia]

Weren't you the one that said that the GTA series had terrible game design (or something along those lines)?

Not only did she say it had terrible game design (because what Guitar Woman doesn't know about game design isn't worth knowing) but also:

Silly me, I love shitty driving mechanics, piss retarded AI and Rockstar lacking a bug testing team

what could I have been thinking!

[Guitar Woman]

That was after the first time I had played GTA4 and couldn't wrap my head around how handbrake turns don't work anymore. That's sort of made up for by how hard it is to flip vehicles over, which I am very fucking thankful for.

The AI is still retarded, and every GTA has been loaded with bugs and weird inconsistencies (by which I was able to kill everyone in some bar in the desert in San Andreas, leave, and then come in and find they had all respawned so I could do it again), the PS2 version of Vice City in particular.

[WhiteRat]

That was a bad thing? You need to pull the rod out of your ass and stop nit picking every fucking little thing in a game. I would love to hear your thoughts on the perfect woman.

GTA is the only game where the bugs have actually enhanced game play for me. Nothing beats seeing a cessna sliding down a hill around a corner only to crash right into my unsuspectinig self.

[Emu]

good god GW do you play anything un-ironically

[Guitar Woman]

I wasn't saying they were BAD, I was just validating my statements for Limey McPersecute over there.

The only thing really wrong with GTA is how on the PC versions it's impossible to fucking do anything with a plane or helicopter. And that's really my fault for being too poor to spring for an Xbox controller for my computer.

[Dr. Boogie]

It's been stated in other threads, but it bears repeating: GW has terrible taste and is prone to fits of bad judgement. Please do not listen to anything he has to say about video games.

[kahljorn]

@ GW: :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, I'm going to be fucking pissed if by the end of this game I don't get to kill Brucie and Manny by shooting them both in the kneecaps and then hurling them off a cliff into an EXPLOSION.

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

GW YOU SUCK LOL

[Zhukov]

I'm playing Dawn of War II and Empire: Total War.

Both are pretty damn good, but I think Empire has more longevity, even though the AI is sometimes excruciatingly frustrating.

I've lost whole days playing it though.

[Dimnos]

How is Dawn of War II? I have been tempted to pick that one up for a while now. Is Empire: Total War half as fun as Rome: Total War?

[Zhukov]

Both are pretty damn good.


But seriously, Dawn of War II is really different from the original. It's not worse, just different. I sort of wish it was an update rather than a revision or whatever because while it's refined and balanced and tight and all that, it does seem a little limited. Still great fun, and the engine is awesome too. Haven't tried multiplayer yet.

As for Empire, I only played Medieval: Total War, but it's as good as/better than that. The same game with added bonuses, really. I prefer the time period too.

This was supposed to be in the "what are you playing now" thread.

[Microshock]

I've been playing Wheelman, it's fine, just full of bugs and crap, and the character models look pretty shitty.

Otherwise, it's a driving game with a ton of setpieces and fun vehicle bashing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Wheelman basically the next Driver game? I haven't played it but that's what I'm assuming.

[Zomboid]

I'd wait for someone more credible to come along with an answer to that.

[Microshock]

No, it's Vin Diesel opening up a studio called Tigon, then working with Midway or something to put his model in the game.

And a movie is coming out about this as well

[Zomboid]

I'd wait for someone more credible to come along with an answer to that.

Yeah.

[Microshock]

Yeah.

You're not one to talk here

[Zomboid]

:lol

[Sam]

Yeah Zomboid you don't even have a PS3 so your opinion means DICK.

[MetalMilitia]

Hey guys guess what? My PS3 died (yellow light of death) and because I bought it pre-owned Sony wont replace it for any less than £140. How much did it cost you guys to replace your 360s again? :rolleyes

added: I've been searching the internets for some solution I can try myself. I found a post on the Gamespot forums which exactly described my problem but the most constructive answer the gamespot community could offer was to tell the guy that he clearly didn't even own a PS3 as they don't fail.

[Dimnos]

Hey guys guess what? My PS3 died (yellow light of death) and because I bought it pre-owned Sony wont replace it for any less than £140. How much did it cost you guys to replace your 360s again? :rolleyes

added: I've been searching the internets for some solution I can try myself. I found a post on the Gamespot forums which exactly described my problem but the most constructive answer the gamespot community could offer was to tell the guy that he clearly didn't even own a PS3 as they don't fail.

A big fat $0! I even had to pay a whopping $0 for shipping as well! God damn Microsoft! >:

[Dimnos]

Oh and those fag bastards even had the audacity to provide me with a box and packing materials. I mean WTF! What if I wanted to use my own box I didnt have laying around? Huh? Maybe I wanted to spend that extra $10! Fuckers!

[MetalMilitia]

I just bought a new one instead of pissing about with repairs and shit. Though the old one has stolen a DVD of mine which was in it at the time. Because it's a slot-loading drive I can't eject the fucker without powering the system on... which I can't do because it's broken.

[Tadao]

Slot loaders don't have that little paperclip hole?

[MetalMilitia]

Nah doesn't seem to, unless it's hidden behind the flap or something.

[Sam]

Sounds like you gonna have to bust that bitch open.

[Dimnos]

You should bust it up office space style and post a vid here.

[MetalMilitia]

I'll probably try and repair it myself or send it back to Sony and have it repaired once I get another HD TV for the bedroom.

[Tadao]

The searches say that you need to unscrew the case to get the disk out, but it cancels warranties. You don't have one anyways so you may as well have a poke around.

[Zomboid]

My xbox got the RROD earlier this week, but here's the thing: I was suppose to be finishing up one last project for school, and then studying for finals. It's like my xbox sacrificed itself to save me from the potential of lower grades. Like the Phoenix, though, it will return to me :tear

[Sam]

Godbless us all. :tear

[Womti]

hey guys guess what I got a GBC

[Chojin]

I notice you didn't use the word 'buy'.

Wesley Willis found some good shit in dumpsters, too.

[Emu]

Believe it or not people still buy GBC's. For 30 dollars.

[Dr. Boogie]

Does GBC stand for something other than Gameboy Color, or are people just too dumb to buy GBAs instead?

[Emu]

More often it's too cheap rather than too dumb. Parents buy them for their kids to shut them up.

[Zhukov]

I just got my 360 back from repairs, I was very pleased with the speed and efficiency of the service apart from the fact that they didn't actually fix the problems so now I have to send it away again.

[stevetothepast]

well at least you got it back on time!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What a bunch of jerks

[Supafly345]

They don't actually send you back your system, they send you someone elses that they just finished repairing. When I sent in mine for not being able to read disks, I got one back that couldn't identify controllers.

[Zhukov]

I can't be arsed calling them again. It took me a month too call up the tax department to get my tax return back, and that was $1500 dollars, this is just a Xbox. I'll do it tomorrow.

I'll have to check if my serial number is the same, too, I guess.

[Supafly345]

I think you have my brain, may I have it back.

[Zhukov]

Still using it etc

[Womti]

Believe it or not people still buy GBC's. For 30 dollars.

I got mine for 10 dollars.

[bigtimecow]

holy shit i made that icon so long ago :o

[Emu]

I got mine for 10 dollars.

You would, you destitute fuck.

[brokensaint82]

They don't actually send you back your system, they send you someone elses that they just finished repairing. When I sent in mine for not being able to read disks, I got one back that couldn't identify controllers.

did they do anythin bout it? i just got the rrod nd idk if i wanna send it in or just buy a new one

[Zhukov]

Well it's free, so if you life several hundred dollars you will probably just send it away to get repaired for free. It's free.

[Nick]

The second time I got an RROD I decided that a new system was the best fix.

[Womti]

You would, you destitute fuck.


jeez emu that hurt man come on :(

[brokensaint82]

Well it's free, so if you life several hundred dollars you will probably just send it away to get repaired for free. It's free.

Yea but if they dont send me a system that is in workin order then wtf am i supposed to do? i sent it out today anyways but still

[Dr. Boogie]

Yea but if they dont send me a system that is in workin order then wtf am i supposed to do? i sent it out today anyways but still

You tell them so, then go through the repair process again.

The second time I sent one in, either I got mine back fixed, or they very carefully switched the serial numbers on two different 360s and then transferred all the game licenses to the new one. Whichever you think is most feasible.

[brokensaint82]

great..ah well, what are the chances of it happenin anyways, hopefully i get it soon cause i miss RE5 and Fable 2 already

[Supafly345]

I always got mine back within 5 days, even though they said it would take up to 10.

[LordSappington]

I got mine back; I put my little tag on the inside of the USB flap, and it's still there. Works better than ever, too.

[Nick]

They really do return it fast. Too bad I thought it would be funny to move to a new house last time I sent it in. Too me months to track it down again.

[LordSappington]

I got mine back in four days, but it helps that the repair station was only a hundred miles away.

[Zhukov]

I still haven't sent mine back for the second time. Damn I'm lazy.

It's been a month or something, who knows. I'm sure they will accept it back whenever I get around to doing it.

[Ranana_Pems]

Hi,Are there any video games or possibly TV plug in like dance, dance, revolution that dont require a system other that ur tv, or are those just for game systems? give me any links if ya can thanx

[Dimnos]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dance+dance+revolution+without+console

or

http://www.gamestop.com/

Gawd :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Dims, you know full well that Google isn't Kosher. >:

[Dimnos]

Oh my bad... I didnt realize he/she/it was a Jew. :\

[stevetothepast]

http://store.videogamecentral.com/girl-tech-digi-makeover.html

you really can't go wrong with girl tech

[Tadao]

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/the-17-500-video-game/1332488

[stevetothepast]

Let me see if I can get this thread going:

NES is over-rated.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

better than genesis though

[stevetothepast]

very true

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm debating whether or not to get a Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder arcade machine for my house. It's between that and new furniture.

[stevetothepast]

Depends on what your furniture is like at the moment I suppose. I would love to have a cabinet in my basement or something, but the novelty would probably wear off after a little while.

[Dimnos]

Your old furniture still works right? Get Golden Axe you foolish fool!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have a green couch that came with my apartment(it's not comfy.). I'm looking to get a love seat, couch and chair though that actually looks nice. I live on the 2nd story though so getting the arcade machine up the steps would be a bit challenging. Maybe I'll look into getting a standard machine I can assemble and buying a circuit board for Golden Axe.

[Phoenix Gamma]

That sounds fun, actually. DIY projects are always satisfying. :D

I wish I had room for something like that. Maybe when I move out in a year or two.

[bigtimecow]

the secret of monkey island is the greatest PC video game ever made

argue

[Tadao]

No way, Tie Fighter and a quality flight simulator joystick was far better.

[Guitar Woman]

Grim Fandango

[Fathom Zero]

Jedi Knight

[Tadao]

:lol lucas arts makes great games

[Guitar Woman]

STALKER with the supermod pack

[executioneer]

oh no what supermod pack :( not that it matters since my gfx card now fucks the fuck up whenever i try to run a.c.r.o.n.y.m. shadow over consonantville

[Guitar Woman]

There are two or three Smod packs, but they're basically just collections of fixes and tweaks and aesthetic changes along with Oblivion Lost.

If you've modded your game considerably you probably have most of the good content from them.

[executioneer]

i only ever just did patches and of course the crack because of NOT PAY FOR

[Guitar Woman]

I paid for mine and I still can't get any of the mods to work right :(

[bigtimecow]

fuck i need to play grim fandango. is it on steam yet?!?!?!?!

[Tadao]

I looked and didn't find it :(

[Supafly345]

eAJiCERMxfI

[Guitar Woman]

Bigtimecow, make sure you run around pressing Enter over and over again with the fire extinguisher out.

[Dimnos]

fuck i need to play grim fandango. is it on steam yet?!?!?!?!

Im pretty sure they have it on Game Tap. A few months back they were doing a special $0.99/month for your first 3 months or something.

[bigtimecow]

Bigtimecow, make sure you run around pressing Enter over and over again with the fire extinguisher out.

what game? :(

[Guitar Woman]

Grim Fandango

Trust me

[bigtimecow]

:\

[Guitar Woman]

I bet the little kid from The Last Guardian is the shaman from Shadow of the Colossus.

[elx]

link to the past is the best video game ever in the entire universe and anyone who thinks otherwise and does not acknowledge such a fact deserves to be curbstomped and then neutered so that they are incapable of spreading their ignorance.

[Dimnos]

link to the past is the best video game ever in the entire universe and anyone who thinks otherwise and does not acknowledge such a fact deserves to be curbstomped and then neutered so that they are incapable of spreading their ignorance.

Look who is getting vulgar now. Your short time here with us has already started to affect you. :lol

[elx]

shove off lobster legs

[Guitar Woman]

Shadow of the Colossus is actually the best game ever but if you want to be a turd go right ahead and keep not believing that

[Zhukov]

Ocarina of Time. Easy. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I bet the little kid from The Last Guardian is the shaman from Shadow of the Colossus.

and the main char in ICO is a descendant of the guy from Shadow of the Colossus.

[Phoenix Gamma]

And the giant animal dies.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you guys making fun of me

Because fuck you, I just noticed the similarity like a day ago

[Phoenix Gamma]

No, that animal really is gonna die.

And it's going to be gut wrenching.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

no, I was being serious

[Shyandquietguy]

I am going to laugh like hell if the animal dies. Funny since I've felt emotionally attached since I saw the trailer.

That brings up a question though, am I just easily impressed or does it seem like the graphic designers are actually doing an amazing job with not very much for polygons?

[Esuohlim]

Shadow of the Colossus is actually the best game ever but if you want to be a turd go right ahead and keep not believing that

Uh what about MISCHIEF MAKERS sir

[Phoenix Gamma]

Uh what about MISCHIEF MAKERS sir
I'm with this guy :D

[Fathom Zero]

I THINK THAT'S A LOAD OF MALARKEY

[Guitar Woman]

runner up :<

N64 had so many great games and I must have rented half the system's library

[Phoenix Gamma]

Mischief Makers is the only game that lets you ride a kitten riding a missile being chased by a talking wolf riding a motorcycle that turns into a robot wolf.

Also Phoenix Gamma.

[Guitar Woman]

Under all the anime wackyness it's also just a good game. You know.

[Phoenix Gamma]

This coming from the person with all the silly anime avatars :rolleyes: I've probably played the game 8 times through with all the gold gems. I know the game's good.

I didn't like Terran's stages, though. I thought I did, but when I replayed it, his controls felt pretty rushed, and the boss fight was stupidly easy.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a little fuzzy but can't you just spam uppercut to keep Clarina suspended in mid air forever?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Never tried to juggle her because I assumed she had I-frames like a lot of bosses do. But even if you let her hit the ground, which is what I always did, you can just uppercut her again before she can do anything.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They're making a fucking video game based on Dante's Inferno:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante%27s_Inferno_%28video_game%29

For fucks sake >:

[Tadao]

I wanna play a good game based off of Inferno.

[Guitar Woman]

it would work as a point and click

[Tadao]

Not a Myst point and click though.

[MrSmiley381]

Hey, you know what? I need to vent.

Brawl sucked.

No More Heroes was great.

MadWorld was too easy and didn't have as many interesting characters.

Final Fantasy VII sucked.

WoW sucks.

DAoC sucks because EA deleted my character.

Ultima Online sucks because the new client runs like ass but the game used to be good.

BlazBlue is too weeaboo.

Street Fighter IV has a fantastic combat system but I lack the drive to play it.

Yuzo Koshiro is second only to Masafumi Takada when it comes to composing game music.

I think this does it for me. Anyone may troll or argue or whatever now. I just needed to voice my opinions, regardless of my lack of actual evidence.

[Tadao]

*yawn*

[executioneer]

mrsmiley are you friends with guitar woman by any chance

[Guitar Woman]

Final Fantasy 7 is a good game

[Tadao]

Everything sucks :emo

[Guitar Woman]

STAIRS? FUCK STAIRS, DUDE

[El Renardo]

They're making a fucking video game based on Dante's Inferno:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante%27s_Inferno_%28video_game%29

For fucks sake >:

Be glad it isn't about Purgatorio or Paradiso.
At least there's some potential for kicking ass.

[Guitar Woman]

ACTION: hold virgil's hand while crossing the marsh of styx

[executioneer]

does richard and alan's escape from hell count as being based on dante's inferno

[Dimnos]

That Dantes Inferno game... I hear its not so much based on the book or anything so much as it is some guy named Dante goes to hell to kick a lot of ass. I think the most the game has to do with the book is that it has 9 circles of hell.

[executioneer]

are jay and silent bob gonna be in it

[Dimnos]

I think so. Somewhere in the 3rd circle from what I hear.

[Zhukov]

Brawl was awesome but I have nobody to play it with

I have Empire Total War installed on my brother's computer and it's an awesome game but now I have to figure out how to get it on my laptop what with signing up for steam and all that shit

Mad World sucks

Far Cry 2 was good but pretty repetative and I can't be bothered to finish it

The Chess game on my new laptop beats the shit out of me everytime and I feel like a moron

I have nobody to play real Chess with and I have an awesome set

Street Fighter 4 is awesome but my Xbox is broken

My Xbox is broken for the second time and I am too lazy to even call up Microsoft to get them to fix it

My Girlfriend dumped me and I still love her

Starcraft II has no LAN

Titan Quest is great

Medieval II Total War is fantastic

Braid was hard as hell but I felt that one day I would finish it and get a great sense of acomplishment


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Do you play yahoo.com chess Zhukov?

[Guitar Woman]

I pirated Diablo 2 because I'm poor, and I can't play it online with anyone and all the mercs I hire at the Rouge camp to keep me company won't stop dying

I'm really, really bad at StarCraft

Max Payne won't work on my computer (:()

I'm sick of KOTOR and it actually kind of really sucks

TF2 is still the only game I ever play, ever

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watching my roomie play TF2 last night. I don't understand the physics behind the backburner ability. It hurts more to be set on fire from behind....seriously?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Watching my roomie play TF2 last night. I don't understand the physics behind the backburner ability. It hurts more to be set on fire from behind....seriously?

VIDEOGAMES!!!!

[Dimnos]

Everything is worse from behind. :orgasm