What are you playing right now?

[darkvare]

what you didn't liked 2 grown men running naked around china?

[Fathom Zero]

I'd have played Sleeping Dogs if I wanted that.

[Dr. Boogie]

Been playing Far Cry 3. It's incredibly fun, and they fixed a lot of what was wrong with FC2. Even so, it's a little weird that oppressed island tribe has been waiting for some white kid from Santa Monica to come and be better than them at everything.

I especially like that you can go completely off the rails after a single mission ans just start raiding outposts and doing whatever. Sure, playing the story missions unlocks a couple extra tattoo abilities, but you don't feel obligated to play them just so you'll have enough unlocked to make the free roaming stuff more viable, if that makes any sense.

There's also a little bit of something I really enjoy in a game that you don't see that often: the ability to go off somewhere that's more or less too advanced for you early on and steal a bunch of weapons that would otherwise take more time to buy/unlock. I got an SMG and a sniper rifle early on, and all I had to do was stab some red guy in the heart!

Also, I nearly jumped out of my skin the first time I ran through a river and discovered the game has crocodiles. And then I never saw a second one. :\

[kahljorn]

hopefully they add more crocodiles

[kahljorn]

DONE WITH HITMAN. AFTER 39 HOURS. FUCK.

I'd call it promising if I forgot Blood Money existed. Now I'm just happy another team is doing it. Honestly, I didn't have much faith in this thing after Kane and Lynch 2.

umok

didn't you just spend a few pages of this thread defending the game

[Fathom Zero]

Yes.

[kahljorn]

what a faggot

[Fathom Zero]

OKAY

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/Scoop5840/SticksNStones.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Playing Far Cry 2. Because I'm too poor for the third game.

[WhiteRoseBrian]

I got as many trophies as I could in the two Toejam and Earl games, I'm early in playing through Assassin's Creed III.

[stevetothepast]

you love trophies.

[Dimnos]

Yakuza 3. Comments? Go.

[darkvare]

i like the yakuza series but the 3rd has a few missions removed and some side stuff aswell from it's japanese counter part

[Dr. Boogie]

I liked it, and it didn't really bother me that the utterly inscrutable game of mahjong was omitted. I don't know why they cut it out, but it didn't keep me from enjoying the game.

Also, no one in that entire series has figured out that if knock someone down who has a gun, they still have that gun.

[Nick]

Playing Far Cry 2. Because I'm too poor for the third game.
I just finished getting all the collectibles in that crap game a few days ago. I haven't had the energy to finish it yet, though. I better find it soon, I'm dying to play Far Cry 3

Just finished beating OoT 3D. I forgot how fun OoT was to 100%.

[kahljorn]

just play farcry 3 man

such a fun game

[Nick]

I wanna beat 2 first so I can see just how much they improved with 3.

[Dimnos]

You dont have to suffer the rest of 2 to see it.

[Dr. Boogie]

You know how you said Far Cry 2 was a crap game? Far Cry 3 is a much better game.

Just go play it.

[Mad Melvin]

Far Cry 3 is basically all the best stuff from FC1 and FC2 without the annoying shit. Best FPS in years, i'd say. Loving the map editor as well.

[kahljorn]

quit letting your autism or ocd or w/e keep you from having fun

[stevetothepast]

anybody play the new cod on ps3? stevetothepast is my uid if anyone wants to play.

[Dimnos]

what is the new one? MW or BOps?

[stevetothepast]

black op2

they're all the same i know.

I wish world at war still had an active community/not hacked solid.

[Nick]

I'm glad I'm hearing such good things about Far Cry 3. I decided to preorder it at the last second after reading an article on it in Game Informer, looks like it was a good idea.

Gonna finish up FC2 tonight and go at it.

Also I hated FC1, just completely hated it. I wasted like three days and only got halfway through the game. I ended up just turning god mode on and plowing through it.

[Nick]

Finally beat Far Cry 2. Wasn't worth it.

[kahljorn]

everybody tried to warn you but i guess you need something to make your life meaningful

[Nick]

I feel like a better person for having climbed past that mountain of shit.

[Dr. Boogie]

Seriously, when I got sick of it like halfway through, I just put aside all the sidemissions and diamond hunting and shit, and just powered through the awful story missions.

You don't get that problem in FC3.

[Nick]

That's what I did. After I collected all the diamonds and realized it gave me absolutely NOTHING I just hunkered down and beat the last 10 missions or so. Such a waste.

[Dimnos]

Seriously, when I got sick of it like halfway through, I just put it aside all the sidemissions and diamond hunting and shit, and just powered through the awful story missions.

You don't get that problem in FC3.

[OxBlood]

Dark Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls, all I play is friggin Dark Souls, I don´t know why, it such a good game.

[Guitar Woman]

Cave Story, it's fucking fantastic.

[Nick]

Woah, is it 2007?

[Guitar Woman]

I wish, then TF2 would still be 6 gigabytes and not full of stupid bullshit.

How the fuck are you supposed to figure out that A) Booster doesn't die if you don't talk to him in the Labyrinth and B) talking to him means Curly dies too? And how the fuck are you supposed to figure out how to revive her after that? Jesus christ.

At least the Polar Star being important later was telegraphed, although you'd still have to trade it in to save Curly and Booster since you don't get the jetpack at that point if they live, and you absolutely need a hover function to kill the next boss.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Yea, my first run through Cave Story was blind and I got the regular ending with the machine gun. Unless you have a guide I really don't see how people would be able to find Hell on their own.


I decided to play Fire Emblem 6, because its prequel, FE7, is one of my favorite games of all time and I want to get hyped for Awakening when it comes out. Some people think Fire Emblem is a strategy role playing game. It's actually secretly a game about building an army of beautiful people and playing cupid in the middle of a battlefield. And in certain entries of the series, it becomes a eugenics simulator. Shhhhh.

But seriously, Fire Emblem Awakening looks like it's going to be fantastic, and I'm actually pretty psyched for the DLC.

[obihahn]

Batman: Arkham City in glorious 3D. That plus surround is really quite an experience. But it's still mostly button smashing in fights, but hey - pretty graphics, and BATMAN for Pete's sake!

[All Hail Duke]

half life 2-entertaining but felt short

[Nick]

I beat Far Cry 3 yesterday or something like that. It was alright.

[dextire]

I was surprised to find my copy of Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch came with a nice tin case. :)
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/ni-no-kuni_zps1e3346d7.jpg
I've only played a couple of hours so far, but I can say it's a very pretty RPG and the story is interesting (though very reminiscent of Spirited Away).
Oh, and Joe Hisaishi created the music so it's awesome too.

[Guitar Woman]

Does it come in a tin case like that from the store or is that a preorder bonus?

[Nick]

I preordered it and didn't get a tin case. >:

[dextire]

Does it come in a tin case like that from the store or is that a preorder bonus?
It's a preorder bonus. I wasn't even told I would be getting it.

I preordered it and didn't get a tin case. >:
That sucks. :( It's looks like most stores only got a handful of the Steelbook cases.
Oh well, it is just a case. I've been screwed out of a soundtrack and a key-chain before with the stupid preorders. :lol

[Nick]

Well Amazon didn't even say that it had a preorder bonus of any sort. Strange.

[Guitar Woman]

Hay.

You guys ever play this game?

http://media2.vgarchive.org/boxart/1850-500m.jpg

It's a game that's like Zelda but not. And by "like Zelda" I mean "it's Link to the Past with serial numbers filed off and Chrono Trigger-looking sprites," but that's ok because it's also way cooler than Link to the Past. It's got super-good music (the "increased max life" fanfare still isn't as good as Cave Story's) and the story is pretty simple but really well done and actually one of the more morbid plots I've seen in a game, like, it's got a narrative obsession with death to Planescape Torment levels.

For a game with a top-down perspective it's got a serious metric assload of platforming (at least it's not isometric, eesh) which is admittedly terrible, but other than that it's fucking great and it's a measly 6 bucks on PSN. Buy it!

It was the developer Matrix Software's very first game, and basically their only good one before they started churning out fucking sadistically difficult DS remakes of Final Fantasy games. People tell me you could describe it as a spiritual successor to Landstalker: The Treasures of King Nole, but since I only know Landstalker as "that game that was in the sexual video game moments thing" I couldn't tell you if they're right. Play Alundra anyway.

[Mad Melvin]

Looks gay. Sorry.

[stevetothepast]

ya i like alundra, except sometimes its almost too puzzle-oriented.

[stevetothepast]

but its not as you say "cooler than link to the past"

[Guitar Woman]

Pfft, LttP doesn't even have astral projection into people's nightmares or an evil demon whose text-boxes go WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB when he talks.

Q13tAlUN9vo

[Nick]

That looks nothing like Landstalker.

Landstalker was my favorite game for my Sega Genesis. I wish Treasure had made that remake for the PSP. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Gate Crash pre-release.

Went 3-2 in Two-Headed Giant and won two extra packs.

Got the red/green shock land, which I promptly traded to a friend for $9, (less than it's really worth, but hey I'm a nice guy),
a holo Whispering Madness,
a couple other holo nothings,
a Dimir Keyrune,
a Dimir Charm,
a Simic Charm,
an Orzhov Charm,
Mind Grind,
Biomass Mutation,
a Boros Reckoner,
a Giant Adephage,
and two Consuming Aberrations.

And a couple Thespian's Stages, not that they're of much use to me.

It was a good day.

[Dr. Boogie]

Started playing Path of Exile now that it's in open beta.

This game is everything that Diablo 3 should have been, and more. Virtually every aspect of the game is different form traditional dungeon crawlers in the way your character grows, the way get loot, and even the way you pay for things. It feels like you need to put serious thought into what you do, even when it comes to selling items you would normally consider vendor trash.

The one thing it could really use is the ability to totally respec your character. Right now, you can get a handful of points to respec a few skills, but the character skill tree is epic, and it can be a little annoying to find out you misspent a point on a route you released you didn't want to go down two levels hence.

[WhiteRoseBrian]

I'm still gradually playing Assassin's Creed III. Right now I'm also playing The Unfinished Swan.

[captain516]

Seizuretastic goodness
If you've played that one LSD game, that's kinda what this is like. (http://www.increpare.com/2012/12/slave-of-god/)

[Guitar Woman]

That looks nothing like Landstalker.

Actually I looked at some videos of Landstalker's gameplay and minus the isometric perspective, it is indeed incredibly similar. A girly young elf runs around doing awful platforming, dungeon-crawling and hitting shit with his sword. Mild RPG elements. You should play it, Nick. Allow me to reiterate that it is a measly $5.99 US Dollars on PSN, and perfect for a portable system like the PSP or Vita!

Speaking of Matrix software, I finished out my Final Fantasy collection with FF3 on the DS. People were telling me what a grindfest it was, but I've found it's only that if you're bad at RPGs. Don't get me wrong, it is hard as fuck, but the job system allows for a lot of strategy and if something doesn't work you don't have to go out and gain 5 levels, you just have to change your shit up. Example: if a boss is kicking my ass with strong physical attacks, I can make everyone a mage, stick them in the back row, give them two shields each (yes you can dual-wield shields, it's awesome) and have them all spam whatever element the boss is weak to while he's plinking away at the party for double-digit damage. That's a favorite strategy actually, especially for dungeons where you have to go through the entire thing afflicted with Mini (no physical attack power and shit defense). There are a lot of those. >:

I can't wait to get the Viking class, which is built around turtling like this and has an ability that forces enemies to attack it. It's like Sentinels from FF13, which I actually thought were a cool concept and used a whole bunch.

One thing I hate is that you can't buy goddamn Phoenix Downs, and they're so rare as treasure that if someone in my party gets killed, rather than waste one of my three precious extra lives I'll just reset or go all the way back to the overworld and find a revival fountain, which takes at least 10 minutes after the point when all the dungeons start having a minimum of 8 labyrinthine floors. It's nice that you get fully restored after winning a boss battle, but I'd prefer to just have the resources to end them with everyone alive so the experience is spread evenly. I steadfastly refused to let anyone be a lower or higher level than anyone else in 1 and 5, and that shit ain't changing now because it drives me fucking insane. I'll suck the dick of whatever merchant finally sells me Life.

Not to mention there are no save points, ever; if you die in a dungeon, you have to do the whole fucking thing all over again. What I've started doing is going through the dungeon once, collecting all the treasure and fighting every encounter I get, then when I find the boss room I turn around and go back outside, save and refresh my guys, and go back through it again just running from every encounter so that everyone's on top-form for the boss. Thank fuck Thieves have an auto-escape command. I don't see why Matrix didn't just add save-points to make the game slightly less goddamn psychotic; that's fake difficulty from bad NES-era design and I don't like it.

What I do like are the Anime Kewpie Doll graphics; I thought they were really out of place in a serious (?) dramatic drama like FF4 but they work in a lighthearted NES game like this one and look pretty bitchin'. The re-tooled music is also great as usual, although the new boss theme is definitely worse than the NES version.

Supposedly they're working on a remake of FF5 in the same style, which is probably good since 5 has never really had a perfect release (SNES isn't in English, PSX translation is the stuff of Engrish legends, GBA lags like a bitch and the music quality is a turd on the floor) but I hope instead of doing an unnecessary remake of FF6 next they'll instead do FF2, which is important enough to narrative development in games that it should be played, but actually playing it is beyond fucking horrible and even grindier than Dragon Quest. If any Final Fantasy literally needs a huge full-on revamp, it's that one.

[Chojin]

path of exile is also rad as hell in 3D with iz3d drivers

[Chojin]

i got a neat 50" projection from freecycle and also bought some more consoles and games

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58204_10151426192065907_1646758682_n.jpg

then yesterday I added RCA jacks to my new turbografx because fuck RF switches

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601023_10151458924560907_1588617147_n.jpg

so i guess i've been playing HR giger pinball and bonk lately.

[Guitar Woman]

Have you played DayZ yet? :D

[OxBlood]

Ni No Kuni and Dead Space 3.

Ni No Kuni is really a relaxing thing after all that Final Fantasy 13 Bullshit, beautiful game, good characters, not a big fan of the battle system and most of the music though, still very very good.

Dead Space 3...yeah well, we knew what would happen to that franchise, but the game is nowhere as "bad" as a lot of reviewers make it out to be. It´s a great game, you build a shitload of cool guns and shoot up Necromorphs while following a good story. What´s not to like? Sure, some people at Visceral played too many Facebook-games and included optional Microtransactions and timer-based ressource collecting but fuck it, it´s still fun.
Haven´t played Coop yet though.

[Nick]

Ni No Kuni and Dead Space 3.

Ni No Kuni is really a relaxing thing after all that Final Fantasy 13 Bullshit, beautiful game, good characters, not a big fan of the battle system and most of the music though, still very very good.

Dead Space 3...yeah well, we knew what would happen to that franchise, but the game is nowhere as "bad" as a lot of reviewers make it out to be. It´s a great game, you build a shitload of cool guns and shoot up Necromorphs while following a good story. What´s not to like? Sure, some people at Visceral played too many Facebook-games and included optional Microtransactions and timer-based ressource collecting but fuck it, it´s still fun.
Haven´t played Coop yet though.

The ending

[OxBlood]

What about it?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Fire Emblem Awakening is seriously my favorite strategy RPG. Double Up and Team Up actually drastically change how you play the game and build your troops. And they way classes are handled now is really smart. I wish the battle animations were a little better, but looking at the maps in 3D is very impressive. I love anytime something flies overhead, or when they use particles.

Also, it's probably the first cast since FE7 that I actually liked, which makes pairing them up and marrying them all the more fun. Especially once their kids join you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The new neverwinter mmo is fun. Its free to play.

If you give $200 though you can play as a drow from menzo.

$200

$200

[Chojin]

Have you played DayZ yet? :D

nah

[stevetothepast]

200 buckeroonies.

started playing dark souls, pretty fun.

[OxBlood]

200 buckeroonies.

started playing dark souls, pretty fun.


Yup, made it into my personal Top 5 of all time somehow. Still playing it, SL1-Run and Some weird kind of Challengerun where I can only use Daggers and nothing else...

[Fathom Zero]

Not playing Aliens.

Thankfully.

[OxBlood]

Colonial Marines must be pretty horrible from all I´m hearing...what was the last good one from that franchise...AVP2?

[Fathom Zero]

AvP 2000, but some of the level design was something horrible. Everything is so sparse. The lighting engine was awesome good. Still good, honestly.

[King Hadas]

The Colonial Marines advertisement has one of the stupidest lines I've ever heard.

"They said in space no one can hear you scream

[pause]

They were wrong!"

[Nick]

You know that's a play off the original tagline for the movie films, right?

[King Hadas]

Yes, and the clever thing about the original tagline is its allusion to the concept that sound cannot travel through a vacuum. It is literally impossible to hear someone screaming in space.

Does this new Aliens game redefine the laws of the universe?

[darkvare]

is it even possible to actually scream in the vacuum?

[Fathom Zero]

No, but you'd probably sweat really hard.

Due to various accidents, (because it'd be unethical to test for it), people've found that vacuums aren't instantly lethal, anyway. As I heard it, you could be there alive for many, many seconds.

[Dimnos]

I read somewhere that the most instant threat is that of a sunburn as you have no atmosphere to shield you.

[OxBlood]

Plus, it´s super boring. What are you gonna do in the vacuum of space? You can´t breathe, can´t sing or talk to yourself, you can´t look at things, you can´t listen to music...maybe that´s why we don´t go to space anymore, nothing to do there :D

[Nick]

Doesn't matter either way since Aliens: Colonial Marines is tanking hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2qVebxlUo
Just look at this crap.

[Fathom Zero]

NBPhJQRhfmE

[HickMan]

@Chojin:

How 'bout that Sega Genesis, dude? Pretty rad stack you've got goin on there.

[Guitar Woman]

Walking Dead is pretty good, it's like what Heavy Rain should have been. Not fucking retarded.

That part where you have to choose who to help at the end of Chapter 1 was pretty retarded though. Do I help this guy who's getting grabbed through a window by like three zombies, or do I rush to aid the chick who we've spent the entire episode establishing can handle herself and pull her away from the one zombie grabbing her ankle?

Hey idiot, why don't you just use your free and completely unrestrained other foot to kick it in the fucking head?

[Nick]

Doesn't matter which one you help in the end. Same crap happens to both.

[darkvare]

i'm trying to platinum bayonetta for some weird reason and i'm really close now

[Chojin]

@Chojin:

How 'bout that Sega Genesis, dude? Pretty rad stack you've got goin on there.

yeah if you breathe on it the wrong way you get cartridge tilt, which makes games go haywire. i guess it's to be expected when you're basically playing telephone with copper connectors.

[HickMan]

It also brings a whole new level of skill to the table. "How fast can I beat this game before my Genesis explodes?" I like it!

[Guitar Woman]

Walking Dead spoilers

This would have been a pretty dick move if the entire forum didn't have you on ignore.

[Nick]

Yeah, but I didn't post any spoilers. I just told you the same major plot points happen for Doug and Carley. Did you really expect two optional characters to take the stories direction in two wildly different directions in the first place? That's just silly.

Plus the game has been out for over four months now. Stop being a baby.

[Guitar Woman]

Excuse me? Fuck you. You can't defend yourself for being a faggot's hemorrhoid by saying "oh you're just being a baby, man up"

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't post spoilers, fool. Chumps do.

[Fathom Zero]

someone said a thing that happened in a game a year ago

I'm filled with inconsolable rage.

[darkvare]

that exchange between guitar woman and nick sounds oddly familiar

[Nick]

Feels like two twelve year olds arguing.

Except one of them is retardedly defensive about small video game details.

[Guitar Woman]

And the other one is just retarded

[Nick]

John Marston dies at the end.

[Dimnos]

:lol

[OxBlood]

Been playing Skyrim again recently, apart from that, it´s just me sitting there, reading the Corebook of Eclipse Phase and being terrified at the world it creates in my mind.

[Guitar Woman]

I finished that game like a year ago Nick. Feel free to keep being a tremendous faggot though, I'm sure it will only further endear you to everyone here.

[Nick]

There's like ten people here. Maybe you should stop worrying so much about what people think of you on the internet?

[WhiteRoseBrian]

Right now I'm playing games on the Capcom Arcade Cabinet.

[Nick]

What games are on that thing?

[darkvare]

they will release packages with games right now it has black tiger, 1943 and avenger

[Nick]

Those are some pretty great games to start out with. Especially Black Tiger.

[darkvare]

black tiger is free on psn only

[Guitar Woman]

Final Fantasy II. The mechanics are a complete mindfuck but once you learn how magic penalties from equipment and weapons work (everything gives magic penalties so it's best to have your casters running around naked for most of the game) it ends up playing like all the other NES Final Fantasies with a lot more customization.

I just wish the game itself actually told you any of the shit you need to know in order to play it, since there's no way to figure out most of its systems without a guide. I still have no fucking idea how to increase Agility or Evasion rate, and when half your team embraces the traditional Celtic battle uniform that shit is kind of important to have.

[All Hail Duke]

finished the walking dead game

frustrating at times, but very good

[stevetothepast]

anyone play any good video games lately?

[darkvare]

i've been playing sleeping dogs and god of war ascenscion

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

https://register.perfectworld.com/nw_splash

[Dr. Boogie]

Been trying the NW beta myself. Nothing particularly noteworthy, but still kinda fun.

[stevetothepast]

Well I just finished Red Dead Redemption again, and I am going to try Metal Gear guns of our patriots, I haven't played it because I was never a fan of the MGS series.

Also picked up Legend of the mystical ninja and brain lord for snes, so pretty pumped about that.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Picked up Age of Empires II and expansion as a two-disc set at Walmart. Loving it like it's 1999 again. Now I need to get my grubby mitts on Command and Conquer: the First Decade.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Well I just finished Red Dead Redemption again, and I am going to try Metal Gear guns of our patriots, I haven't played it because I was never a fan of the MGS series.

Also picked up Legend of the mystical ninja and brain lord for snes, so pretty pumped about that.

Brainlord is one of the most challenging and interesting games on the SNES. There was so much depth to the gameplay!

[stevetothepast]

pretty much anything by enix in the snes/sfc era is gold.

[Guitar Woman]

anyone play any good video games lately?

Yes, I played a game called Bastion last week and upon completing it I concluded that it had pretty much been everything a video game should fucking be and the best new game I've played in fucking forever.

It's fun and challenging and exiciting to play, it looks fantastic, the soundtrack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWAcgefsQQ) fucks you in one ear while a running narration by some guy who sounds like a cross between James Earl Jones and that old blues singer from Metalocalypse fucks you in the other, and the game is aware of the fact that there is a sentient human being playing and enjoying it, and as a consequence it strives to make the player feel like they're as important a part of the narrative as any of the characters, locations or plot devices. I personally feel involved in this shit, you dig?

There aren't a lot of games I'd consider to be "perfect" games, not even any of those gay 90's JRPGs I'm always jacking off about. This, though, this is the real shit. Every major element of Bastion just works; I could think of a few things to complain about if I tried, like how melee weapons are basically useless once you get the shotgun or how the dual revolvers are the worst pieces of shit to ever exist, but that's all petty shit that's completely eclipsed by the game's grand design and 100% sexy execution. It's just SO FUCKING GOOD OMG I can't even deal. The last single-player game I can remember doing basically everything right like this was Half Life 2 Episode 2. Bastion is Valve good, I mean, fuck.

The only actual problem with it was that it ended at some point, although I guess there's new game plus and hard mode from Idols. That follow-up (http://supergiantgames.com/?p=1816) they're working on looks like more of the same except with cyberpunk and a USB Buster sword, so I guess I'm all over that shit when it comes out.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I got Bioshock Infinite the other night. I never finished the original because my PC at the time couldn't run it very well, but I was excited to see the setting for Infinite.

There's a lot of detail to shit you don't see too often; it's an alternate reality 1912, so you'll be in a bar and a phonograph will be playing a ragtime "Tainted Love" or a flying Barber Quartet will be singing "God Only Knows", or some organ grinder playing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". There's even an obscured Revenge of the Jedi reference in one scene. It also has a lot of fun with the founding fathers; basically Franklin, Washington, and Jefferson are seen as dieties, while Lincoln is demonized. Racism is a big point of the game too. But now I'm at the point in the game where quantum physics are starting to be introduced, so I'm afraid it's all about to go full retard.

The only thing I don't like is being limited to two guns. That, and Elizabeth is pretty much invisible during gunfights to everyone but you. For all the horse shit about Elizabeth being "real" or whatever, she just runs around during crossfire and no one pays any attention to her. Everything else is pretty badass, though. I wanted to use skylines and grapple points more, because those really change the way you do combat in a lot of scenes.

[Captain Conquest]

Megaman Zero collection, Fire Emblem: awakening, Startropics and Dragon Warrior!

[Dr. Boogie]

The only thing I don't like is being limited to two guns. That, and Elizabeth is pretty much invisible during gunfights to everyone but you. For all the horse shit about Elizabeth being "real" or whatever, she just runs around during crossfire and no one pays any attention to her.

I'd rather it be that way than the other way, where your tagalong NPC is a brainless bullet sponge who exists solely to force you to reload.

That seems like the only other option when it comes to programming companion AI these days.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I guess. It's just weird because the whole story the bad guys are all "GRAB THE GIRL", but when it's time for the pew pew, they're all "IGNORE THE GIRL. LET'S ALL 12 OF US FILL THIS ONE FUCKHEAD FULL OF BULLETS AND ROCKETS AND SHIT. YEA LET'S SEND A GIANT ROBOT GEORGE WASHINGTON AFTER HIM TOO."

I know, I know; video game, suspend disbelief, etc. It just takes you out of it. I wouldn't have minded if there were segments where guys strongarmed her and tried to carry her away, and you'd have to pick them off. Or change the story or something. Alyx Vance was invincible but she actually contributed during combat beyond magically refilling your ammo.

In any case, I just beat it. Without spoiling anything, there's a weird tie-in with Bioshock 1, and quantum physics just kinda fucks with everything so the ending's kinda jumbled. There's opportunity to branch out to new self-contained stories, but Infinite's story just comes to a halt and goes "I DUNNO QUANTUM PHYSICS DID IT WHATEVER".

It's a fun game with a cool setting, and the combat has its moments, but I think the game's waaaaaaaay overhyped for what it is.

[Zomboid]

Uh, they want to capture her, not kill her. And they do carry her away. Also, it kinda sounds like you didn't understand the ending, or something. Maybe just stick to WiiU party games? Ohhh, right, and the inclusion of those modern songs isn't exactly random, alternate universe stuff. If you pick up and listen to the voxophones, things like that are explained. I enjoyed hearing CCR.

Anyway, I really enjoyed it. 1999 mode isn't so bad if you learn to use vigors effectively.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Gosh, didn't mean to kick your precious puppy, mate.

Elizabeth is only captured twice, and at specific points in the story. Any other gunfight, she's either cowering or running in gunfire. Either way, enemies charge right past her in a train and gun Booker down instead of capturing her. Doesn't make sense.

And I get the ending, but there are way too many logical loopholes.
How can Comstock fund quantum physics research if being the Prophet requires him to have already manipulated quantum physics? How exactly is Anna/Liz able to manipulate tears? Why does the old, brainwashed Elizabeth help Booker? When Elizabeth opens tears with regards to the weapon dealer, is she merging two universes, or pulling herself and Booker into a different one? Is she the one who pulls Booker into the 1980's, or was that just a big ol' tear that he accidentally walked into? Is the post-credits scene a memory Booker has, or is it actually taking place at the end? If it's actually taking place, HOW is it actually taking place when Bopker/Comstock is dead in all timeline? Is there a timeline where he goes to the Sea of Doors but ISN'T drowned? If they go back in time to when he's baptized and drown him, why isn't the priest there with the rest of the onlookers, and why don't they stop these magically appearing girls from drowning this poor guy? Also, it's never addressed as to the possibility of infinite universes wherein Booker never sells Anna, as well as universes where Comstock never takes Anna. But such universes HAVE to exist and therefore the ending ALSO wipes those from existence, which is pretty unfair to those Bookers when you stop amd think about it. Also, "wipe the slate clean so none of this ever happened" endings are lazy cop outs, and I can't think of a single instance where a story with a timeloop WASN'T riddled with plotholes.

It was an alright game, but the narrative fell waaaaay short of what they were originally aiming for, and the combat is just kind of a retread of exactly what they did in Bioshock. I'd give the game a solid B, but it's definitely not the 12 hours of blowjobs that reviewers are making it out to be.

[Zomboid]

I'll read those spoilers and address whatever's in there later. For now, I'm just going to say that 1999 mode is a real bitch once you get to the ghost/banshee-thing boss. Holy shit that was annoying.

[Phoenix Gamma]

FFFFFFFFFFuck that ghost. I cruised through the game on hard until that part. She just eats ammo like no other enemy. The first time you encounter the siren dude was obnoxious as shit too, though once you realize how feasible it is to sneak past them, it's not so bad.

[Zomboid]

It took me at least six attempts to beat the cemetery, and then the bank was nearly as annoying until I found out that going in through a different door (anywhere but the vault door) gave me a free shot at her, so I just used charge a bunch of times and ran like hell when the salts ran out. The final one wasn't so bad because I had a sniper rifle and used return to sender, which is pretty devastating when you've got like seven guys shooting at you. But really, those fights are nearly impossible until you figure out some kind of cheap strategy; there's not even enough fucking ammo in those areas AND THEY NEVER STOP COMING.

For that guy and his little minions, I just loaded up on melee-enhancing gear. They were electrocuted, flying back, and if anyone hit me, flames shot out of my vest. Even on a regular difficulty level, the game's not too hard until near the end, and then it's just ridiculous. I'm really not looking forward to those last two giant airship battles.

[Zomboid]

Ok, here we go.


1. His becoming the prophet had nothing to do with quantum physics; it's just what happens if Booker went through with the rebirth thing. It's not explicitly stated, but it's likely that there are universes where the floating city thing doesn't even happen. The whole infinite universes thing means there's an unlimited number of differences, both big and small, in an unlimited number of universes. This is easier to make peace with if you've been reading DC Comics for a while.

2. The female Lucete says, in one of the voxophones, that it's likely because she's in two worlds at once (her pinkie finger). That's not the case for anyone else, and it's probable that by the time Lucete figured that out, she and her "brother" were murdered shortly after.

3. Remorse, or something along those lines. She's clearly not happy with the way things turned out in her world, and seems to have realized that the only way to prevent that scenario from playing out in multiple universes ("Songbird stops you every time...") is to help a version of herself be saved by Booker.

4. She's pulling them into a new one.

5. I'm not sure which one you're talking about, but it happens twice, and she opens up the tear both times.

6. No idea. Personally, I think it's a reality where, somehow, things worked out and he never gave up his kid. Also, he's dead after wounded knee, not at birth. If he learns to live with himself and his decisions, he's the Booker we play as. If he gets baptized, he becomes Comstock. Theoretically, he's still alive, just before that point.

7. I don't think so. I guess it's possible, but Elizabeth seemed pretty sure that she was bringing him back to the beginning. Plus, you see all of the alternate Elizabeths disappear, which seems to imply that it worked and Comstock/Columbia never existed.

8. I think they just picked that spot because it was symbolic--that's where everything changed. They could've easily been there at any time before the baptism took place. We, as the players, recognized the place and knew what happened there, which also makes it easier to digest (in theory).

9. Yeah, that's a pickle. It's also really fucked up because, as far as I can tell, old Elizabeth got the Lucete "twins" to bring Booker to Columbia to attempt to stop everything in the first place. I think it's pretty strongly implied that our Booker isn't the first one to make the journey (think back to the "heads or tails" scene), too. To avoid giving myself a headache, I think of it like this:

Booker becomes Comstock and takes Anna--creating plenty more universes and setting this story in motion. The story plays out plenty of times in plenty of ways, but eventually the old Elizabeth in our story wants to put an end to all the misery and the Lucete twins help her to bring Booker in to become a hero and undo it. That's just an over-simplified version that I refer to when I want to tell my brain to fuck off, but it seems to help.


Really, this sort of story is always going to have a lot of discussion and plenty of plot holes which could be proven and unproven, but at least we're discussing it, which is kind of fun in and of itself. Like the Terminator movies! I prefer what I consider to be a well-executed story like this than a massive bed-shitting like in Mass Effect 3.

I am sooo tired and a lot of that probably didn't make sense. I seriously just went out for lunch like an hour after waking up, went home, and played pretty much all day. I feel kind of out of it.

[Guitar Woman]

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[SuperYuriGagarin]

Been playing a lot of Revengeance and Strike Suit Zero lately.

[Phoenix Gamma]

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[OxBlood]

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate on 3DS and Guild Wars 2 quite a bit. Finished Infinite and Tomb Raider a while ago. Decent Games.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I spent 3 hours at Pinball Wizard in Pelham, NH for my birthday with just $20 of tokens. That arcade has just about every machine I could ever want; Revolution X, Donkey Kong, Deal or No Deal, some Sailor Moon beat 'em up, Virtual On, a million fighting games, a Super Nintendo cabinet (?!), and a shitload of Pinball to boot (Adams Family, Monopoly, Terminator, a gigantic Atari Superman pinball cabinet).

Also, I started replaying Mischief Makers, because it might be my favorite platformer next to Mario World. Not counting the dated-as-fuck graphics, I personally think it's perfect.

[Nick]

Bioshock Infinite was a huge let down for me.

[Dimnos]

Revengence! Finally getting to play this and its a lot cooler than I thought it was going to be. Way more ninja gaden and a lot less metal gear than I was expecting but Im having fun.

[Guitar Woman]

Tomb Raider 2! Fuck all y'all's gritty reboots and generic Uncharted clones, I'm going back to when Tomb Raider was cool.

The PSX controls for it are driving me insane, I keep pressing square when I want to shoot and accidentally jumping on top of the tiger that's trying to maul me, and I keep pressing O when I want to pick stuff up and rolling past it. One time there was an item right in front of a death trap and I pressed O to pick it up and rolled right into a pair of fucking Last Crusade sawblades D:

It gives you the option of switching up the controls but you can't actually customize them, and all of the alternatives either don't change the face buttons or are fucking stupid. Other than that it's a real nostalgia trip though, I loved Tomb Raider as a young'un even when it was traumatizing the shit out of me.

[Dimnos]

Yeah, old school TR was cool. Its been a long time since a game had me slowly creeping around corners looking for tigers or bears that were actually a threat. Man, you make me want to dig up an old copy somewhere. :\

[Nick]

Tomb Raider 2 was always my favorite. Climbing down the ravine in the first level and finding T-rexes was amazing.

[WhiteRoseBrian]

Lately I've been playing Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams. It's a solid enough games. However, the final boss has been a major pain. I don't wish to deal with unnecessary frustrations like that anymore, so I gave up on trying to beat it.

[Guitar Woman]

Last of Us was fucking rad okay

It's like this ultra-bleak mashup of Children of Men, The Walking Dead and The Road by way of some unholy Resident Evil 4 / Manhunt bastard child. It does a thing I really like where it makes small numbers of enemies (like 3 or 4) a serious threat, and with bigger groups of like 10 that you'd thoughtlessly mow down in another game you really have to be stealthy and pick at them because you simply don't have the resources to deal with them all in a straight firefight.

Even when you're going around blowing heads off the firefights are really slow and methodical; the aiming cursor is slow and heavy, guns take a long time to fire and reload, and they hit like trucks both to you and the NPCs so when a motherfucker gets shot it actually feels like it carries some weight, not bullshit like Gears of War or Uncharted where you can absorb like 50 bullets every 5 minutes with no kind of problem. Actually when Joel gets shot he stumbles backwards for a second and blood flies off him towards the screen, which in addition to looking cool makes you feel like "I just got fucking shot, ow"

The physics engine is a bit fucked though and the friendly AI is the kind of goofy thing that people could make fun of for the next decade, but that shit doesn't matter because everything else about the game just feels fucking great; I can't remember the last time just shooting motherfuckers felt this satisfying, it probably was in RE4 now that I think about it. Last of Us also must have cost like a billion dollars because it looks fucking baller and it's super-detailed. It's so good, go get it.

[Caricage]

The Last of Us, bitches :worship

[Mad Melvin]

The Last Of Us

Shit was currency. A perfect rollercoaster of videogamery.


Journey

Never played this before. It was weird and amazing. I still feel weird. It was like watching someone else's dream and I loved every minute of it. Not much replay value, I guess, but still. Very memorable moment in my gaming history.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I didn't like Last of Us. Graphics were phenomenal and the story was alright, but the combat just felt very shallow, and all you do between fights is highlight items and hammer triangle, or slide ladders around.

Also, the difficulty's backwards. The first few encounters are crazy hard, then it just gets easier and easier until you're massacring everyone in the hotel without breaking a sweat. Then it gets even easier. And the last few fights in the game are a fucking joke. The only time it got hard again was the first half of the Winter chapter because you're back to having almost no items again.

Also, I can't wait until humans invent injections that cure rebar impalements.

[Zomboid]

http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/0/0c/Cordelia_Chase_001-1-.jpg
Totally.

[Dimnos]

Borderlands 2, yeah this shit is about a year old already but what the hell. I really wanted to like the first one but just couldn't. This one seams to do what the first one wouldn't for me, for whatever reason.

[SuperYuriGagarin]

I have my problems with Borderlands 2. But It has beautiful maps.

Biggest problem with Borderlands is the guns feel inconsequential and disposable even the ones you like, because you will invariably find one that handles and feels exactly the same but with a better stat value. I wish it had a non level based method of balancing usefulness of firearms. So that a crude dumpy revolver you've had since lvl 1 was still able to kill things later on but still is outshined by some absurdity that fires acid flechettes out of a sub machinegun.

[Dimnos]

I didn't like Last of Us. Graphics were phenomenal and the story was alright, but the combat just felt very shallow, and all you do between fights is highlight items and hammer triangle, or slide ladders around.

Also, the difficulty's backwards. The first few encounters are crazy hard, then it just gets easier and easier until you're massacring everyone in the hotel without breaking a sweat. Then it gets even easier. And the last few fights in the game are a fucking joke. The only time it got hard again was the first half of the Winter chapter because you're back to having almost no items again.

Also, I can't wait until humans invent injections that cure rebar impalements.

I agree with just about everything here. However, I still really liked the game.

The last few encounters are a serious joke. I can deal with no boss battle at the end, lots of games do that. They could have made the last few encounters timed to add some challenge but they didnt. Lots of the encounters is the game have guys you can sneak past but usually its best to take them out before engaging the next group. I think in the final encounters there were very few guys you just had to take out.

Not to mention, I never really felt like I didnt have the supplies I needed. If you just put in a little effort to sneak around and take out a few guys by choking them out, you always had plenty to take out the rest. Any time you actually come close to going empty is after a big fight and you get to loot everyone and get plenty stocked up.

And what is up with her being all "Im still waiting for my turn to die" at the end?! I know its really "hey Joel, you fucked up and made the wrong choice" but I still think it was dumb.

Again, still loved the game though and multiplayer is sweet. I love how stealthy it makes you be. I have yet to see anyone do a good job with doing a run and gun.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Battlefield 4 Beta.

Everytime me and my friend win as China we have a

"China! Fuck yeah! Spreading Communism all the across the land! Yeah!

[BillSPreston]

Playing Beyond Two Souls, better gameplay than I thought it had

[Babs]

Bill... Oh billy boy... is this your idea of trying. You bring shame to your self. I told you, you're gonna have to work for these types of things. Don't be afraid to use some of your "talents".

[Nick]

http://i.imgur.com/aImmXh0.jpg

Messing with this thing.

[Esuohlim]

I recently got an Xbox 360 and a Wii so I'm playing a lot of GTA 4 and Super Paper Mario! And Super Metroid on the Virtual Console.

This newfangled Xbox One and PS4 look great guys I'll be sure to pick one up for myself in 2019

[King Hadas]

lol yeah I just bought a Ps3, my very first next last gen system!

I played Beyond: Two Souls recently, I like David Cage games but man he is a terrible writer. In any other medium I'd think he was a fucking hack but I do like his games.

[dextire]

Very nice there, Nick! :rock What do you think of it so far?

[Nick]

I only updated and play a bit of Assassin's Creed 4 last night. From what I've seen the menu and home page seems a lot better than PS3's ever was. Assasin's Creed 4 is pretty fun too.

The only problem I've had with it is that the power cord is only 5 feet long, so I ordered a PS3 slim cord to replace it.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh god, I've never played a game I hate more than Beyond Two Souls. It's worse than Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy combined. The entire thing is literally just so David Cage could watch his celebrity crush/stalking target play the victim in his creepy white knight rape rescue fantasies, and so he could make two - not one, but two - completely anatomically correct naked 3D models of her for his personal spank-bank. Jesus Christ. Ellen Page fucking better sue over this game, she has every right in the world. Fuck, I only played the goddamn thing and even I feel like filing a fucking lawsuit.

The worst thing about that game though was that at the very end, after all the credits, it shows you a dedication.

For Maria and Mercedes; I know you are watching me from Infraworld.
Holy. Fuck.

[Dr. Boogie]

That is pretty much all I've heard about that game: you don't really do anything in it, and Ellen Page is naked for no reason.

I got Indigo Prophecy back in the day because it seemed so interesting, but I had enough of his brand of storytelling even before Heavy Rain.

[Guitar Woman]

The only way I can possibly describe it in a single sentence is "The video-game equivalent of Zardoz." It's just a horrifying mindfuck shitstorm of everything that could possibly go wrong while creating a work of fiction. It's the kind of bad where you could theoretically get some intoxicated guffaws out of it if you played it with friends, and I certainly did, but the parts of the game that just shit on your soul with their awfulness make none of it worthwhile.

I feel like I've been mind-raped by a fat French hack. I've got Post David Cage Game Stress Disorder. I just... not even George Lucas could make something as stupid and illogical, as fucking offensive and repugnant, as this game. Cage writes like fucking Chris Chan, and he's got about the same stance in regards to gender politics. I just. Hate. I fucking hate. HOW DO PUBLISHING COMPANIES KEEP GIVING HIM MONEY?

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I'd love to see the video recordings of all the mo-cap sessions from this game, because I want to see Ellen Page's face at the exact moment she realizes she's in the middle of the most colossal fuck-up of her entire career.

[King Hadas]

Everybody complained about the bad acting in Heavy Rain so they got better actors for Beyond. Let's hope for a similar treatment towards the next game's script. Visually David Cage game's are great and I like the interactive storytelling, but christ get a fucking ghost writer you hack.

[postaholic]

Just finished Transistor, really cool game with a very versatile combat mechanic. The soundtrack is also pretty good.

[MLE]

Been playing Starbound. I like it.

[ThrashO]

im playing the pull on the penis game :)

[Mike Tobacco]

im playing the pull on the penis game :)

The online multiplayer on that isn't as much fun as I'd hoped.

I'm currently running through an inverted Castlevania with my demon familiar. Symphony of the Night is one of those games you just gotta go through every so often.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I played Ultra Street Fighter 4 until I ragequit. That was maybe a week ago and I haven't picked up my fightstick since. Everyone says you need to put hundreds of hours to get good at it, and I had the realization that I could put that time towards literally anything else.

I'll probably go back to Shovel Knight and try for all the achievements, 'cause that game's hella tight.

[All Hail Duke]

finished walking dead season 2

pretty good, and there's more options than season 1

a little let down there weren't any comic cameos this time

[makaikishi]

Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines. 10 years on and it's still a fun game.

[Ex Leper]

A friend of mine is getting me a Super Nintendo USB controller and a flash-drive of emulators to every NES & SNES game ever released, including bootlegs and japanese exclusive for Christmas. 90 percent of of which i've never played before.

[Dr. Boogie]

I've been playing the hell out of State of Decay. It's probably my favorite zombie apocalypse game, even though it could use some more QA testing and multiplayer.

[dextire]

I've been playing a lot of Faster Than Light. It's one of those "Losing is Fun" games but it's extremely addicting and actually is a lot of fun.

[Ex Leper]

Alternating between Mario World and Boogerman

[Supafly345]

I'm playing with my wiener

[Ant10708]

Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Wii.

Great game so far.

[BillSPreston]

Mad Max PS4

[Supafly345]

I HAVE BEEN TAKEN PRISONER BY BLOODBORNE SEND HELP

[MarioRPG]

I started playing Undertale, because it keeps getting recommended to me and I can see why. The humour is pretty clever, and it's probably the closest to Earthbound that I've seen. I'm only an hour or so in so who knows if it is worth it.

[Esuohlim]

Let me know if it's worth it, son. I need another game like that in my life, and Mother 3 really disappointed me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The division is boss

[Tadao]

The Division? Really? That game looks like shit to me. Then again I'm a PC gamer so I guess if you like auto aim games it's fun.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Undertale is the fucking shit. I highly recommend it to everyone, you deserve it if you like RPGs. Seriously, it's awesome but the fan base is creepy as fuck.

I'm actually on an RPG kick, I'm playing Super Mario RPG right now, and Twilight Princess HD. Sometimes Paper Mario TTYD, but fuck man. I have a lot to play and not a lot of time.

[Tadao]

I played a little Hand of Fate and Darkest Dungeon. Liked them both but I have a hard time playing a game for more than 2 days anymore.

[MarioRPG]

Let me know if it's worth it, son. I need another game like that in my life, and Mother 3 really disappointed me.

Having played more, the humour + vibe is more aligned with Mother 3. I've finished the game in 4 hours, might play through again sometime... Having said that I do recommend people check it out if they can get it on the cheap. I think I paid $6.
The battle system, specifically defending / avoiding attacks is neat and I like it, if a bit easy.

As was mentioned, the fanbase is supposedly pretty weird, but I haven't gone to check it out.

[SuperYuriGagarin]

I've been dabbling in the Battlefleet Gothic RTS thats in beta right now, Rome II Total War, and a few other games.

Also honorable mention: Witcher 3 is probably the best video game ever made.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I just beat Limbo about 10 minutes ago. Good shit.

[Sacks]

Picking away at DS3 when I have some time. Need to get back into SFV after a few months away. Regretting giving Mighty No. 9 a shot, don't bother if you haven't yet.