How dare you even call yourself a goth! I know the difference between "different" and "weird", you don't. Did you even read the dictionary by "The Crimson Whore of Death"? I bet not. You're probably reading the dictionary by that "Webster" imposter. I truly pity you. You will burn soon.
-Skared

I weep at the blackness which envelops my soul;
Dost my toil remain un-noticed?
I am so
sad
so
torn between worlds of hate
and worlds of despair
I cannot reach for arms that are not there.
My mother
beautiful as she carried me in her womb
is black with dust
because
she made Mac 'n Cheese
for dinner
and I am above such things

-Firestarter sippintea@home.com 

Mac 'n Cheese is fine, as long as it comes with the blood of a sacrificial lamb. Perhaps you should inform your mother of this.
-Skared

A goth which has BOTH the dark clothing AND the mindset is the most feared. No true goth would disgrace himself or herself by wearing "colorful clothes"... even if it was for the sake of hiding their gothic feelings. My television set isn't even in color!
-Skared

I have no sisters. My family is the darkness that surrounds me, and the bats that fly with me in the night. However, I wish you the best of luck in killing yourself. You shall be one with me very soon if you do. Then perhaps you will see things as I do.
-Skared

Very good. You are already seeing the world as a dark, unforgiving void. This is one of the first signs that you can be goth. Digging up graves and taking the clothes from dead people to wear for yourself is a step in the right direction. If you can, have someone bury you in a coffin 6 feet under. This will truly give you a new perspective on what it feels like to be a goth.
-Skared

You don't understand because you are not one with the unholy darkness of gothdom. And goths do not need "crack". Our drug is something that is within each and every one of you mortals: YOUR BLOOD. There is no greater "high" for a goth than to dine on the blood of an insolent one such as yourself. 
-Skared

My scrotum has been left intact because one of my gothic mentors from long ago explained to me "the pleasures of pain" that one can experience with a pierced scrotum. Also, a pierced scrotum dates back to the early 1500's when such a thing was a sign of witchcraft. The pain is wonderful, and I suggest you try it! It's one of the few things in my empty life that gives me pleasure.
-Skared

"If you're not goth now, you never were".
That's how the saying goes, and I firmly believe it. And what is this about you smiling!?!? I WILL SEE TO IT PERSONALLY THAT THE GOTH WORLD IS INFORMED OF YOUR "SMILING" AND YOUR BOWELS WILL BE RIPPED OUT FROM YOUR NOSTRILS AND FED TO THE HOUNDS OF HELL! "Snarko" as you call yourself will be NO MORE. Prepare to meet thy gothic doom, foul wench.
-Skared

Every now and then, a poem that someone sends me touches me personally. I too once wanted a pony during my childhood. Did I get one? No. Perhaps if I did, my life would have turned out differently. I.. I can't talk about this anymore. Where's my box of Kleenex...
-Skared

Robyn godsgurl@zjammail.com 

You are perhaps the most idiotic mortal I have yet to encounter. But don't fret, all of your assumptions about what being goth really is and isn't will be silenced soon enough. And believe me, you do NOT know where or how you are going to die. I do, because I am the one that will deliver your death directly to you. But before I do that, I am going to turn you into the thing you seem to hate more than anything: GOTHS. What a perfect death it will be... becoming the thing you hate right before you are silenced. Your pain will be a beautiful spectacle for all to witness!
-Skared

You see people? I am in touch with the spirit world, Richard Nixon is even sending in his gothic thoughts. 
-Skared

Corey, Corey, Corey...
You say goths like myself should go to school & get a job? These are the very things that have caused us to become this way!!!! Goths have come here because the outside world rejects us! Gothdom is our family. I am its father. This is a sanctuary from all of those who have ridiculed us. Together we will kill ourselves to reach a blissful dark peace. So that is how killing ourselves will make our lives better. There is nothing here on this disgusting planet that interests us. But a mortal like you who is satisfied with "school" and "jobs" wouldn't understand these things. Don't feel sorry for us, we actually feel sorry for you.
-Skared

My black cat cannot stand mortal cat food such as "meow mix". It only dines on the scraps of human flesh that I leave it.
-Skared

I have the one mathematical equation that can solve all of your problems.

Y=MX+B

Y stands for Pleasure.
MX stands for Pain & Suffering.
B stands for your blood.

This should solve all of your problems.
-Skared

Although I appreciate your words and admitting that your pain does not even compare to mine, I am sad to say that you cannot possibly ever understand me. But I will sink my thirds deep into your neck and you will feel an exquisite pain that is unlike any other that you ever have experienced before. Prepare to enter my dark world.
-Skared

Dude? What is this "dude" word you speak? And why would I want to "get a life" when I am currently working on ENDING a life? As for "your Ass", I will draw blood from it and put a hex on you soon so that your skill will begin to slowly rot from the inside out. Then you and your strange words like "dude" and "fag" will be engulfed by the deep dark black hell that is Gothdom.
-Skared

I have actually met this "winky" person you were referring to, and I have decided that he must perish as well. For although he has beautiful anger within him, he laughs and smiles too much. I need to show him pain... the purest pain of all. The pain of a pierced scrotum. But since you claim to "hate gothic kids", perhaps I will show you this pain I speak of first. Prepare yourself, "the dark one" is coming for you.
-Skared

A.K.A.
-New Goth On The Block
-Kid Goth
-Celine Goth
-Gothic Spears
-Wu-Goth Clan
-Goth Daddy
-Dirty Ol Goth
-Marilyn Goth
-N-Goth
-System of a Goth
-Gothknot
-Nine Inch Goths
-Goth Chamber
-Soul Goth
-Metalli-Goth
-Goth Zombie
-Goth Puppy
-Skinny Goth
-Goth in Chains
-Goth Mathews
-Third Goth Blind
-And you will know them by the trail of Goth
-Bob
-MatchGoth 20
-Goth 6
-Salt -n- Goth
-Flaming Goths
-Goth Milkmen
-Oingo Goth
-Goth O Negative
-EnGoth
-Days of the Goth
-Goth Manilo
-Insane Goth Posse
-Goth Factory
-Veruca Goth
-Jefferson Goth
-Our Lady Goth
-Goth Zepellin
-Guns n Goth
-A Perfect Goth
-Tori Goth
-Aqua Goths
-Los StraightGoths
-Horizontal Goths Club
-GothChunk
-Goth Belafonte
-Mega Goth
-LunaGoths
-Goth Kenedys
-Goth Brooks

I'm so Goth I'm Dead.

Backstreet Goth webmaster@thisdepravity.zzn.com

An impressive list, it looks very much like the list I have. Only my list is of their actually current band names. Why do I have such a list? Because I am planning on visiting each and every one of them during the night. I will fly in through their windows, land on their beds, sink my teeth in, and THEN their band names will change to the ones you have listed above. You have impressive psychic powers my fellow dark soul. It is good to see that there are ones who understand the world of Gothdom still.
-Skared