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Welcome
Metalheads, Welcome All! You have reached The Official Metal Mockery
site!
BIG METAL MOCKERY SITE UPDATE!
[Updated
"Many Genres Of Metal" List]
[Updated
Household Products]
[Added Logo Deciphering Page 2]
[Added Another "Killer Axe"]
[Added "Be A Metalhead" Page 3]
[Updated Hatemail Page]
On this site we are
going to show all of you metal maniac wannabe's just what it takes
to be a TRUE Metal Maniac! If you're in a metal band, chances are
it's not even a metal band. Chances are you're just some wimpy
bastard that thinks he's a tough metal guy. Well think again
chump... think again.
First we're going
to examine all of the Household Products that a TRUE Metal Maniac
should have in his/her possession. Next we'll test you and see if
you can decipher those cryptic logos that many metal bands have.
From there we'll take you on a tour of the ultimate metal guitars
for all of you shredders out there. And finally, we'll show you some
classic poses and styles that any metal maniac should know.
And once you're
done looking through all of that stuff, we've got a Survey for you
to take as well as the Metal
Maniac Message Board for you to post your thoughts publicly
on with other pseudo-metal maniacs like yourself!!
But before all of
that, we've got some other things to cover.
First off, what are
all of the different kinds of Metal? Yeah, we know that a
pseudo-metal rocker like yourself doesn't know a real metal band
from your own ass. So we feel like we should educate you a little
bit about all the kinds of metal that can be found out there.
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The
Many Genres Of Metal!
- death metal
- thrash metal
- black
metal
- gore metal
- grind metal
- punk metal
- power metal
- symphonic metal
- speed metal
- classic metal
- nu-metal
- industrial metal
- blackened death metal
- retro-thrash metal
- christian metal
- amish
metal
- satanic metal
- melodic metal
- stoner metal
- sludge metal
- progressive metal
- doom metal
- psychedelic metal
- 80's metal
- alternative metal
- New Wave of British Heavy Metal
metal
- New Wave of Swedish Death Metal
metal
- darkwave metal
- techno metal
- ambient metal
- Aluminum metal
- Glam metal
- Space metal
- porno metal
- goth metal
- math metal
- advanced
algebra/trigonometry metal
- southern
metal
- northern
metal
- egyptian
metal
- emo metal
- role-playing
metal
- barnyard
metal
- tribal
metal
- noise
metal
- car-wash
metal
- route
666 metal
- route
667 metal
- route
777 metal
- phone
metal
- demonic
sacrificial metal
- disco
metal
- trailer
park metal
- murder
metal
- destructo
metal
- glacier metal
- fruit of the loom metal
- cereal metal
- platypus metal
- indian metal
- gymnastic metal
- stalactite metal
- stalagmite metal
- swedish chef metal
- medical
metal (with an optional dental plan)
- clown
metal
- surfer
metal
- cobra la
la la metal
- lobster
metal
- vitamin
enriched metal
- lactose
intolerant metal
-
laundromat metal
- japanese
metal
- fava
beans metal
- country
metal
-
honky-tonk metal
- gerbil
metal
- ZOD
metal
- buddhist
metal
- quaker
metal
-
rechargeable metal
- gospel
metal
-
hopscotch metal
-
candyland metal
- hungry
hungry hippos metal
- crystal
pepsi metal
-
bluegrass metal
- viking
metal
- E=mc˛
metal
- funeral
doom metal
- slippery
when wet metal
-
sugar-free metal
- pork,
the other white metal
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An impressive list
eh? Well that's not even the tip of the iceberg you idiot! And you
really thought you had the right to call yourself
"Metal"!?!? Pashaw...
If there's a genre
you'd like to see added to the list then
TELL US, tough guy!
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