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just WHAT IN THE HELL some of those Metal Band Logos actually say?
We here at I-Mockery have had our scientists hard at work on
deciphering these cryptic logos. We now believe we have the answer
to just what each of these logos actually say.
Logo Deciphering Page 2:
"Sequential Moans Of
The Triennial Golem Molestation"
Celine Dion Fan Club"
Masturbation Of The Anti-god, Plutonium"
"The Malignant Raping
Of Your Neighbor's Cat:
Scene Three - The Climax"
of Putrid Excretion Towards The Underworld"
"Lucky Charms Now
Come With Hearts, Rainbows,
Horseshoes, Diamonds, Stars, and New Pentagrams!"
Frothy Mug Of Gutter Sewage"
Fun... IN HELL"
would like to again thank our scientists who worked countless hours
on deciphering these logos. Maybe they're right, maybe they're
wrong... either way, we really couldn't give a damn, because any
band with logos this horrible must SUCK.
Deciphered Logos Coming Soon!
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